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    I have Space Ovarian Cancer


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kill Bones View Post
    I have Space Ovarian Cancer
    Even more tragic than Space AIDS.

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    Gravity has no say when it comes to my chest.


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    Quote Originally Posted by vslayer View Post
    Damn, let's drink together and speak of how having a shitty back sucks. Yep, I've had some but I lost 'em and I haven't bothered getting new ones.


    The worst part IMO was that my balance is all fucked up because of me being used to leaning to my left. =T
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clirkus View Post
    Doctors kill more people than guns every year.
    This is especially true in America.

    Kevorkian! We have another patient for you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by monstahunta View Post


    The worst part IMO was that my balance is all fucked up because of me being used to leaning to my left. =T


    That must take some getting used to for sure. I hate that I can't stand up for long. I can exercise and work out for a long ass time but shopping and walking for a long time kills me.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Foster View Post
    This is especially true in America.

    Kevorkian! We have another patient for you!
    I speculate it's due to them being paid however much they want via health insurance. Trust me, without it you will be turned down by a lot of places, or treated like a second-rate patient. Even at Shriners I was only permitted to stay a day after surgery. Then they kicked me out of the hospital while others stayed. I had to go on a 3 hour ride home without my left leg being unusable, while wrapped in an insane amount of gauze, with only a prescription for a narcotic to help me and it was only to be filled at my local pharmacy. Which of course had to take 30 minutes to verify that I should be getting the drugs. -_-

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    That must take some getting used to for sure. I hate that I can't stand up for long. I can exercise and work out for a long ass time but shopping and walking for a long time kills me.
    I HATE long shopping sessions. Those damned hard floors kill. =T
    Homestuck. Try it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SmexySpiral View Post
    Even more tragic than Space AIDS.
    None of the doctors I talk to take me seriously

    I mean, the second they hear it's ovarian cancer from space

    They're like

    "Didn't Spoc have that in the star wars?"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kill Bones View Post
    None of the doctors I talk to take me seriously

    I mean, the second they hear it's ovarian cancer from space

    They're like

    "Didn't Spoc have that in the star wars?"
    I lol'd
    Homestuck. Try it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by vslayer View Post
    I hate that I can't stand up for long. I can exercise and work out for a long ass time but shopping and walking for a long time kills me.
    Quote Originally Posted by monstahunta View Post
    I HATE long shopping sessions. Those damned hard floors kill. =T
    Roller skates...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clirkus View Post
    Roller skates...
    You sir...

    are a GENIUS!

    (Y'know, except for the fact that my balance is fucked.)
    Homestuck. Try it.


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