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Because Band Wagons are awesome
Originally Posted by Tempest
<3s
Simply <3s
Originally Posted by FoxLeFay
Darkshadowmark, those games are fantastic. Glad to see them getting more love.
I'm a fun loving guy that just wants to roleplay the way roleplay is meant to be done, imaginative and fun. Who cares if it's off of canon or if something is different. A good roleplayer will join in with the fun and change the canon to something even better. Fan-canon! XD
I'm a storyteller too, if I get into a roleplay, i'm not gonna join in to help your character be all perfect. I want to tell my own story too, throw in a twist or two into your story to make people go "woah! Didn't see that one coming". Even if it does mean that your character might get smacked around a bit, it won't be the end of the world. Just means that they got a few scunwanted caresss. Put a band-aid on and get back into the fight! lol. Its a lot better then straight godmodding or instant-deaths. Thats for sure.
Although, keep in mind, friend, that I'm not gonna fight your character. I'm not interested in fighting with my fellow roleplayer in a full on Player-Character vs Player-Character brawl. A few monsters fighting against you, sure, but I'll never willingly allow my character to fight against yours or anybody elses. Its not not fun at all. Oh, and totally not invisible text here. [COLOR=######4f4a4a]Totes invisibleh[/COLOR]
Currently Working On: Brink: Another Wonderful Day On The Ark. Chapter 0. - Currently not ready for reading yet.
I'm extremely jealous and protective and as your wifey, I demand you let them know you are a taken wifey! -stern look of doom-
Originally Posted by Gryphon
I hate you so much I think I love you.
Originally Posted by Sole
You're my favorite lesbian, remember that.
Originally Posted by dman0649
Vslayer, marry me please.
Originally Posted by Siruya
Vslayer, I'll be your sled for the winter.
Originally Posted by Azarthes
I love Vslayer.
Originally Posted by Gin
I see, you truly work for Umbrella!!! <33
Originally Posted by Unibroue
I looooove you Vslayeeer <3 <3
Awesome RPer you are <3 <3
Originally Posted by BelaTalbot
I love you.
Originally Posted by Siruya
I vouch for Vslayer.
SHE IS EPIC.
Originally Posted by Lebuff
I love you vslayer.
Originally Posted by dman0649
V, you can tie me up and do whatever you want with me. :3
Originally Posted by Siruya
I wanna slap Vslayers tits.
With my face.
Originally Posted by Griever
8==========D ;;(o) <- vslayer
Originally Posted by scribbleking
It's obvious, that - when vslayer talks about her boobs, the conversation leads to the bible.
Infact, everytime she shows me her boobs i'm like "woah brain storm! how about we get ourselves up and down in some fine ass biblical references!?"
Originally Posted by Siruya
*touches Vslayer's hair*
*orgasms to death*
Originally Posted by Griever
I cover you in chili lime sauce
I walk over to you and unzip my pants
I ask you to fold them
I walk around the apartment in my boxers
Originally Posted by Bunnay
I fuckin' love you bitch.
Originally Posted by Grifspark
Vslayer, did you sexually assault the interviewing... guy...
Originally Posted by MadMoxxi
Guys, and I mean guys as in boys/men, get this through your thick fucking, moronic, pecker-guided skulls. I will not cyber with you, I will never cyber with you. The closest I ever have, and ever will, come to cybering with anyone was with vslayer and that was in an RP and also because she's fucking awesome and fucking hot, and there's no way any of you assholes will ever measure up to that. So pull your dickheads out of your assholes and deal with the fact that Moxxi is not going to fuck you. Fuck!?
Originally Posted by Bela
it's not hard to get me with V ;D I'd go lesbian for her in seconds
Darkshadowmark, those games are fantastic. Glad to see them getting more love.
I'm a fun loving guy that just wants to roleplay the way roleplay is meant to be done, imaginative and fun. Who cares if it's off of canon or if something is different. A good roleplayer will join in with the fun and change the canon to something even better. Fan-canon! XD
I'm a storyteller too, if I get into a roleplay, i'm not gonna join in to help your character be all perfect. I want to tell my own story too, throw in a twist or two into your story to make people go "woah! Didn't see that one coming". Even if it does mean that your character might get smacked around a bit, it won't be the end of the world. Just means that they got a few scunwanted caresss. Put a band-aid on and get back into the fight! lol. Its a lot better then straight godmodding or instant-deaths. Thats for sure.
Although, keep in mind, friend, that I'm not gonna fight your character. I'm not interested in fighting with my fellow roleplayer in a full on Player-Character vs Player-Character brawl. A few monsters fighting against you, sure, but I'll never willingly allow my character to fight against yours or anybody elses. Its not not fun at all. Oh, and totally not invisible text here. [COLOR=######4f4a4a]Totes invisibleh[/COLOR]
Currently Working On: Brink: Another Wonderful Day On The Ark. Chapter 0. - Currently not ready for reading yet.
I'm extremely jealous and protective and as your wifey, I demand you let them know you are a taken wifey! -stern look of doom-
Originally Posted by Gryphon
I hate you so much I think I love you.
Originally Posted by Sole
You're my favorite lesbian, remember that.
Originally Posted by dman0649
Vslayer, marry me please.
Originally Posted by Siruya
Vslayer, I'll be your sled for the winter.
Originally Posted by Azarthes
I love Vslayer.
Originally Posted by Gin
I see, you truly work for Umbrella!!! <33
Originally Posted by Unibroue
I looooove you Vslayeeer <3 <3
Awesome RPer you are <3 <3
Originally Posted by BelaTalbot
I love you.
Originally Posted by Siruya
I vouch for Vslayer.
SHE IS EPIC.
Originally Posted by Lebuff
I love you vslayer.
Originally Posted by dman0649
V, you can tie me up and do whatever you want with me. :3
Originally Posted by Siruya
I wanna slap Vslayers tits.
With my face.
Originally Posted by Griever
8==========D ;;(o) <- vslayer
Originally Posted by scribbleking
It's obvious, that - when vslayer talks about her boobs, the conversation leads to the bible.
Infact, everytime she shows me her boobs i'm like "woah brain storm! how about we get ourselves up and down in some fine ass biblical references!?"
Originally Posted by Siruya
*touches Vslayer's hair*
*orgasms to death*
Originally Posted by Griever
I cover you in chili lime sauce
I walk over to you and unzip my pants
I ask you to fold them
I walk around the apartment in my boxers
Originally Posted by Bunnay
I fuckin' love you bitch.
Originally Posted by Grifspark
Vslayer, did you sexually assault the interviewing... guy...
Originally Posted by MadMoxxi
Guys, and I mean guys as in boys/men, get this through your thick fucking, moronic, pecker-guided skulls. I will not cyber with you, I will never cyber with you. The closest I ever have, and ever will, come to cybering with anyone was with vslayer and that was in an RP and also because she's fucking awesome and fucking hot, and there's no way any of you assholes will ever measure up to that. So pull your dickheads out of your assholes and deal with the fact that Moxxi is not going to fuck you. Fuck!?
Originally Posted by Bela
it's not hard to get me with V ;D I'd go lesbian for her in seconds
Darkshadowmark, those games are fantastic. Glad to see them getting more love.
I'm a fun loving guy that just wants to roleplay the way roleplay is meant to be done, imaginative and fun. Who cares if it's off of canon or if something is different. A good roleplayer will join in with the fun and change the canon to something even better. Fan-canon! XD
I'm a storyteller too, if I get into a roleplay, i'm not gonna join in to help your character be all perfect. I want to tell my own story too, throw in a twist or two into your story to make people go "woah! Didn't see that one coming". Even if it does mean that your character might get smacked around a bit, it won't be the end of the world. Just means that they got a few scunwanted caresss. Put a band-aid on and get back into the fight! lol. Its a lot better then straight godmodding or instant-deaths. Thats for sure.
Although, keep in mind, friend, that I'm not gonna fight your character. I'm not interested in fighting with my fellow roleplayer in a full on Player-Character vs Player-Character brawl. A few monsters fighting against you, sure, but I'll never willingly allow my character to fight against yours or anybody elses. Its not not fun at all. Oh, and totally not invisible text here. [COLOR=######4f4a4a]Totes invisibleh[/COLOR]
Currently Working On: Brink: Another Wonderful Day On The Ark. Chapter 0. - Currently not ready for reading yet.
I WAS GOING TO COMPLIMENT YOU BUT THEN I MISTYPED AND I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REMEMBER WHAT I TYPED FOR THE LAST FIVE SECONDS WHAT
Originally Posted by SmexySpiral
I reiterate, I want a Herzi/KB/Jorick threeway.
Originally Posted by Butter
Herzi x Potted Cactus 5eva.
Originally Posted by Azarthes
Cactinth is now a thing.
Originally Posted by TP
You're all a bunch of idiots. And Herzi has awesome gifs.
Originally Posted by Asuras
Threadmon the television series.
Herzinth Ketchum is a young lad looking to become the greatest poster there ever was.
Originally Posted by Christiefries
I had a dream about so much purple. I was wearing purple. I was in a purple room. I had purple objects. I thought of you. I felt like I was taking over your life or something.
Originally Posted by Foxes
I like Herzinth.
Originally Posted by Elendra
You are awesome
Originally Posted by Bela
You're a beautiful person Herzi. We should talk more.
Originally Posted by Sherlock Holmes
Herz is my new favorite.
Originally Posted by Whetfeather
XD love you, Herz.
Originally Posted by Kangaroo
You show little faith in Herzi's seductive abilities.
She could get really drunk.
Originally Posted by Christiefries
I thought Herzi was a female when I first joined the Spamworld.
Originally Posted by SmexySpiral
People think Herzi's a woman?
...
...
...
...:D
Originally Posted by Jorick
People mistaking Herzi's gender amuses me greatly.
Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★
I totally thought you were a girl too.
Originally Posted by Clirkus
You metaphorcally stab me in the heart, beautiful dame.
Originally Posted by Herzinth
You know I'm a guy, silly goose.
Originally Posted by Clirkus
I did not expect this.
Originally Posted by Clirkus
Uh huh. And to think I thought you were a really cute, kind of attractive in a weird way girl.
Originally Posted by Clirkus
You're a cross-setter then, like a cross-dresser but, with your set.