Just Finished My First Closing Shift

[ImANargleHunter]

Yesterday was my first shift, I worked 9-5, and today I worked 5-11.

Just a few things, if you plan on buying meat from the deli.

• Don't fucking order buffalo anything if you aren't sure if you wanna buy it
• Especially if it isn't opened, because it is a nightmare to clean up.
• If you order something that isn't open, getting everything to you will take a little bit longer, as much as we try to be quick
• I don't know where Our Compliments potato chips are. I work Deli. I can give you meat, cheese, and salad.
• Don't let your daughter hold the blue Jones Soda, because she will drop it, and I will spend the rest of my life cleaning up glass.
• Head cheese is really gross.
• I usually will not be able to get your meat down to the exact gram unless I tear it apart. Don't be a princess about it.
• No matter how many times hot food sends you back to me, they are the ones with the baby back ribs.
• DON'T BE RUDE TO SERVICE PEOPLE.

Also, I hope the bitch who washes the dishes gets fired because she didn't do shit all and I had to close up the kitchens instead of just the deli because she just flipping up and left.

[NatsumeHack]

Poor nargel.

[ImANargleHunter]

It actually wasn't that bad. There were some really nice people shopping.

[Herzinth]

As a dishwasher, I apologiez for the behaviour of your coworker
JESUS
WHAT
Everythime I hit hbak
Everytime I hit backspace, it asks me if I want to leave the page. What unholy bullshit it is* this?

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What
Hitting the arrow keys to scroll does nothing
WAIT
WHAT
IT'S SCROLLING EVERY OTHER TAB BUT THE ONE I'M ON

[ImANargleHunter]

Man, you on a laptop?

[Genghismike]

Welcome to the life of simple work, Nargle.

Wait until you have to keep a crew of 20 running efficiently, whilst maintaining a constant flow of product and supplies, keeping tabs on yields and documentation, and from time to time having to assist other departments because they lack the skills that you have.

Then you'll be living my life xD

[Herzinth]

Man, you on a laptop?

yse
yws
yes*

[ImANargleHunter]

Welcome to the life of simple work, Nargle.

Wait until you have to keep a crew of 20 running efficiently, whilst maintaining a constant flow of product and supplies, keeping tabs on yields and documentation, and from time to time having to assist other departments because they lack the skills that you have.

Then you'll be living my life xD

Except I'm fifteen, so I don't really care, I just know I'm making ten dollars an hour.

[Genghismike]

yse
yws
yes*

way to derail and attention whore Nargle's thread. xD

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Except I'm fifteen, so I don't really care, I just know I'm making ten dollars an hour.

awesome. Translated to american taxes would be epic for a deli worker.

[Dervish]

Hey! I worked at a Walmart deli, too! Wait until you get a customer who wears so much perfume it makes your eyes water and you choke from the otherside of the counter. And everytime the oven goes off, you will get a rush for cold cuts at lunch for some weird reason. And you will learn to lay ancient Gypsy curses on people who demand you open a new package because they don't want any meat from the one you opened yesterday, as well as the monsters that make you put a sheet layer between each slice when they order 4 pounds of super thin cut that might as well be shaved. The best way to retain your sanity is to have a good sense of humour and people watch.

My buddy and I played Left 4 Dead in Walmart, which meant every time somebody coughed up a lung we'd call out Smoker to each other, babies crying were Witches, obese people were Boomers, and protein guzzling meatheads were tanks, and shifty looking guys in hoods were hunters. Good times!