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    Quote Originally Posted by PaladinFoster View Post
    My first thought from the thread title was you were having trouble beating the underling trainers in the Gyms in Pokemon. I think that speaks volumes about how fit I am.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foster View Post
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    Yes, I was saying I'm not very fit.
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    Man. Fuck people hogging a bench all day. Fuck em with a rake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaladinFoster View Post
    My first thought from the thread title was you were having trouble beating the underling trainers in the Gyms in Pokemon. I think that speaks volumes about how fit I am.
    Seeing as I'm someone who does work out(if martial arts counts) and this was also my first thought, I think it speaks more of your hobbies than of any level of fitness.
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    Where sorrow has filled the void and I've lost all that mattered
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    Quote Originally Posted by Walker of Darkness View Post
    Seeing as I'm someone who does work out(if martial arts counts) and this was also my first thought, I think it speaks more of your hobbies than of any level of fitness.
    Martial arts only counts if you actually do proper fitness with it, such as body weigt exercises and cardio.

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    Quote Originally Posted by monstahunta View Post
    I do a DVD workout at home so I have never actually been to a gym. Are they really that bad?
    Nah, listen to your ipod, do your own thing. Most of them are actually nice and will help if you have any questions (though this is from a hot chick's point of view). Some of them are douches and will shout loudly when pumping iron and some will just show off by doing some martial arts moves against the air. These people you just stare at and try not to laugh, it's hard sometimes.




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    Worst part of the gym for me was the girls who would spend almost their entire time there sitting on the bikes, barely pedal, and play on their phones. You are paying 60 bucks a month to be a cyst on my ass because I can't do the second cardio exercise in my routine. The runner up are those jackasses who spend like an hour walking on the treadmill. It's winter, sure, but you can still walk outside you turdwranglers. I can't run in the winter because the cold basically causes me to cough like a chain smoker. This is why I stopped going to the gym and found at home alternatives.

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    The shouting thing ios actually neccary if you are pushing really heavy weight. Its ads a bit of extra umph and is natural, albeit testerone driven response.

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    Are you sure it's not your sphincter muscles?




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