For all those not too serious, in for a joke and people who dislike logic a new RP is in the making, Bull(shh, it's a curse word!)diona!
The RP is set in the world of Bull(shh, it's a curse word!)donia. It begins in the Main World on the now war ridden world of Earth. The starting party members will meet up there, in a village. During a battle between Pointians and PotatOS dimensional magic is used, and guess what! The party is now stuck in the hall of fame. Seeking to return the party must seek adventures to be able to go to door one. Yet, every time they return from and adventure, they end up in a different part of the hall of fame! Also, the doors are numbered randomly, so door 550 could be next to door -1000 and across door 1,000000001. The party's only hope lies in luck! They need to complete an adventure and hope they end up close enough to door one to see it is door one, which probably will never happen, seriously, the hall of fame is freaking huge... The player that opens the door leading to a new adventure will, after opening the door, explain what he/she sees, the creatures that walk around and what they will be adventuring for. Then a nemesis appears. It is played by the player who opened the door. The nemesis does something stupid and disappears laying traps and sending minions to defeat the party. Yes, the party can lose, in which case they will be saved by a random time/space continuum disruption and sucked back in the hall of fame. How the party loses is described by the nemesis, who will also function as the boos of the adventure, at the beginning of the adventure.
Please note, this RP is supposed to be about nothing serious, randomness and weird stuff are reality. Everything is possible, therefore so is your character. Please do understand that the only truly overpowered characters are the nemesis', the Bullics and Cowman. Apart from that, your characters have no restrictions, you can do anything you like. Also, the RP will get as weird, random , gruesome and dark as the players want it to be, after all, the players decide the random acts of randomness throughout the RP.
Bull(shh, it's a curse word!)donia.
This universe consist of a main world and an endless supply of dimensions. The main world and the dimensions can contain consistencies, be exactly the same, or differ greatly. (the last one happens the most for no known reason.)
The name of the main world is: ''Main World.''
The dimensions are numbered, dimension 1, dimension 2, etc. WARNING: The inhabitants usually don't like being a number, they have their own names for their dimensions, disrespect this at your own risk!
The main world.
The main world is mostly like our universe. Lost of lights at the night skies, aliens levitating in strange metal boats... Yes there are also differences. You see, this universe is mostly rules by the second most powerful race in existence: The Bullics/Bullicians/The MooMoo People/Cowdonians... (They prefer Bullics.)
Of all their adversaries only four races have remained. The PotatOS, the Pointians, the Roundians and the Applets. Currently, disregarding the fact that they are at war with the Bullics, the Pointians have launched a massive assault on the PotatOS, who have formed an alliance with the Roundians and the Applets the counter the not so impressive forces of the Pointians.
No, humans are no longer dominant on their planet in any way. It is said that their cruelty has brought upon the rise of the Bullic Empire, that slowly consumed most of the habitable planets in the short time of one month. Humans are now rarely seen free. Only the Applets have a colony of free humans. In the rest of the universe they are either so hated or despised that they can only find work as slaves.
One might think, if the Bullics are so overpowered, how can they not defeat the not so impressive forces of the rebels?! There is a simple explanation, Cowman. The Bullics are known for their need to rape their victims, yet when they did this to humans, the females (both Bullic and human) started to give birth to Cowman. At some point the Cowman decided to attack the Bullics because the soup server by a lazy golem was too cold. Cowman, being even more epicly overpowered than Bullics, crippled the Bullic Empire. Even though the war only lasted the extremely long time span of 3 seconds, after which the Cowman were murdered apart from a few, the Bullic Empire was unable to recover. With their pride broken they could not muster the strength to fight the rebels. They were simply left alone, yet when they tried to take back some territory from the Bullics, their already not so impressive armies became even less impressive. The rebels have not tried rebelling properly ever since.
Well, there's not really much to explain... Well, they are strange. So strange in fact that the Bullics hold no influence there. It is said that in those dimensions their knowledge and powers simply flow away and they become normal, slightly overpowered, cows.
The dimensions can only be accessed, when we are talking about creatures that do not have a strange dimensional gift, by using the hall of fame. It is called the hall of fame because some dumb human thought it would make a good hall for hanging up pictures of famous people. (Yes, they are still there in those corridors.)
Every door has a number and the name the inhabitants gave the dimension above it. The Main World has door number one. The world of the Timeless Witch has number two and the goddess of non-seriousness hides behind door zero. This door cannot be opened, the door of the witch can only be opened by her permission, and the door to the Main World can only be opened by people who have been on an adventure recently. When you go through a portal you end up somewhere in the hall of fame, this is random, a specific door number is hard to find. Apart from people with special dimensional gifts...
The hall of fame is an endless white hall with wooden, identical doors. Both sides of the hall have doors placed at random distance from each other. The beginning of the hall of fame is door number one, which is in a wall that connects the two side walls of the hall of fame. There is also a rumour about a door placed in a similar way, at the other end of the hall of fame. Door number infinite..., the most powerful of the demon lords is said to reside behind it. Yet none of the 303 decapitated creatures in front of that door have been able to confirm this myth.
If you are interested or have questions just ask me and visit the group I have created for it. The group discussions hold more information and may hold even more once I have posted more about the world of Bull(shh, it's a curse word!)diona.
Also, if you want to be in the RP, be fast, I will only allow a small group of people access to the RP in the beginning. Perhaps, if the RP becomes popular enough more adventure parties will be created and ready for more people to join.
There are currently three ways of entering the group, and two ways to enter the RP. If you want to enter the RP you can either sent me a character description or apply for the position of: the goddess of non-seriousness or the perverted witch of dimension: room 2. If you want to enter through character description just sent me a character description, if I like it and think it fits the RP I will allow you to join.
If you want to join by either becoming the goddess or the witch, you need to sent me a character description of the goddess or the witch (Yes or, apart from me and another member everyone gets only one character). You can choose whoever they are apart from a few things:
The goddess is a person that appears at random moment to turn the situation around, for the better or the worse. She also turns into a banshee when she gets cross, which happens whenever something does not go the way she wants it to go, she does lose that anger pretty quick when things start going her way again.
The witch is a perverted young lady, fresh out of her lesbian phase (again). She also likes to randomly appear and completely change the situation. Because of that she gets into a lot of trouble with the goddess. Yet she is powerful enough to survive the banshee state. (While the goddess is serious, when in banshee state, the witch usually sees everything as a joke and the living as puppets to play with. She likes to gender bend them according to her (sexual) nature.)
If you really like writing like me, you can also join the group writing funny side stories. These are stories either happening in the past, present or future. They can be about anything in the Main World or the dimensions. If possible, these stories will be the stepping stone for more adventure parties. With permission of the one that created the character, main or side characters can be used in these stories. (You are allowed to write these stories if you have a main/side character in the RP.)
There will be a special discussion in the group for everyone to post their side stories.
Tell me if any of you are interested!
"Amidst the ashes of war we are reborn..."
Current RP's I'm playing:
Caldwell's School for Magical Talents. Shin Megami Tensai: Reimagined. Dragon Academy. Dawn of the Apocalypse, Conduits of Creation.
RP's I am going to play once they start:
Rapture. Tales of Gróndar.
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