I'm officially a blonde magnet

[Azarthes]

I can forget her age if I see a fake ID.

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1st world problems.

Let's hug it out, babe.

Is this part of your master plan to get into jail?

[Scribz]

Is this part of your master plan to get into jail?

And then she'll have sex with an oldie to get out of jail.

[vslayer]

Is this part of your master plan to get into jail?

And then she'll have sex with an oldie to get out of jail.

Shhh, master plans are not to be discussed out in the public.

[Hank]

Reminded me of this.



Yeah.

[Hellis]

Even if my hair is dyed ginger right now, Blondes can sense that I'm a brunette. It's their sixth sense, we all know that. Blondes thrive on reinforcing the blonde/brunette relationships, it's just part of their nature.

Joking aside, although not completely, blondes have been talking to me so much this semester, mostly asking for my class notes that they missed. Still, I think I was targeted because of my original hair color. We ended up working on a quiz together and dude, she's smart. She's also pretty, and did I mention she's a blonde with blue eyes? I kid you not, her fingernails were short. It's a sign from God.

Then this chick with black hair jumped in, 'cause she couldn't resist my charms.

you talk as if blonde girls with blue eyes is uncommon where you live. You must come to sweden...

[Grif of Hearts]

Blonde hair and blue eyes is fairly uncommon. Both are recessive traits, after all.

The north is where you weirdos all originate from.

[Ruby]

I can just see vslayer struttin' about, head high. Very cute. <3

[Scribz]

Blonde hair and blue eyes is fairly uncommon. Both are recessive traits, after all.

The north is where you weirdos all originate from.

Don't you talk about the north like that.

Winter is coming.

[Hellis]

Blonde hair and blue eyes is fairly uncommon. Both are recessive traits, after all.

The north is where you weirdos all originate from.

Actually that has been proven false, blonde hair AND blue eyes have popped up even amongst african tribes. Not to mention the fact that my mom comes from a family with Sami blood, not a single shred of blonde ever being seen in her family tree. Yet my sister is blonde, my brother is blonde and I am blonde. And all of use have blue eyes.

[monstahunta]