Even if my hair is dyed ginger right now, Blondes can sense that I'm a brunette. It's their sixth sense, we all know that. Blondes thrive on reinforcing the blonde/brunette relationships, it's just part of their nature.
Joking aside, although not completely, blondes have been talking to me so much this semester, mostly asking for my class notes that they missed. Still, I think I was targeted because of my original hair color. We ended up working on a quiz together and dude, she's smart. She's also pretty, and did I mention she's a blonde with blue eyes? I kid you not, her fingernails were short. It's a sign from God.
Then this chick with black hair jumped in, 'cause she couldn't resist my charms.
So
Bye
Is the general gist of it
Because fuck if I'm typing some poetic fucking bullshit
That is why you're the greatest artist known to spam.
V is a cripple now.
♡♥I Wish I Wasn't Such A Narcissist♥♡
I Wish I Didn't Really Kiss The Mirror When I'm On My Own
Oh God I'm Gonna Die Alone
It's rude to laugh at disabled individuals, ImAGargler.
Do you want a second chance to insult me? We can pretend "ImAGargler" didn't happen, because it wasn't the best.Originally Posted by vslayer
♡♥I Wish I Wasn't Such A Narcissist♥♡
I Wish I Didn't Really Kiss The Mirror When I'm On My Own
Oh God I'm Gonna Die Alone
But it was suppose to be FUNNY, why does everyone think I'm being mean all the time? :'(
Maybe I should have added sausage in there. Then again you might have seen it as AN INSULT. God knows why, I don't.
So
Bye
Is the general gist of it
Because fuck if I'm typing some poetic fucking bullshit
It's because text doesn't translate tone very well.
TRUST ME, I KNOW.
Nargle's 15 you swine.
How will I laugh tomorrow when I can't even smile today?
I can forget her age if I see a fake ID.
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1st world problems.
Let's hug it out, babe.
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