Too much unfness...it's taking over my body.
" Careful now. We don't want to get blood all over your pretty white cloak. "
I remember the time I met this guy online, he lived in Russia, and the first thing he told me was that sometimes human meat got into the hotdogs, probably because of the mob. Mob toilet.
"So it turns out our toilets tend to suck out your organs and transport them to local meat factories, where they are then made into Hotdogs."
I need a toilet like that. Because my room is right next to the bathroom I can hear the flush really Fuckin loudly, and when my roommate takes a dump, I can hear him pushing it out like a woman carrying triplets. He's a the noisiest shitter I've known.
That toilet would do wonders for him.
" Careful now. We don't want to get blood all over your pretty white cloak. "