Oh America.

[Voltin]

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/pet...remix/Rm8SC7FP

I'm having a hard time processing this over the bouts of laughter at just how stupid this is to me.

[SmexySpiral]

I was going to sign it to spite you but then I realized you have to make an account.

Fuck that.

[Clirkus]

What will they think of next?

[SmexySpiral]

What will they think of next?

Replace the 50 stars on the American flag with dicks.

[Vena Sera IV]

Still think the Death Star would have been a nice touch.

[Kill Bones]

Replace the 50 stars on the American flag with dicks.

Explains where the white stripes came from

[SebasChan]

OK, America, whatever you want.

[SmexySpiral]

Explains where the white stripes came from

Good joke, 9/10

[Draigh]

Excuse me for a moment while I go commit suicide.

[Kill Bones]

Excuse me for a moment while I go commit suicide.

Film it