My Mother Decided To Tell Me She Might Be Pregnant In A Text.

[NatsumeHack]

I am depressed and will Mope in this thread now.

[♠Ace♠]

I've always wanted a little sibling, and I will be the best big sister ever. But if she is and her bf is okay with it, she'll end up moving to Cali, and I won't see him/her much.

Has your mom been having a lot of raw-dog sex or some shit?

The fuck? She's old and shit, it's menopause.

[Bela]

She admitted she wasn't using protection because she doubted it was likely she'd get preggers.

[♠Ace♠]

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[Bela]

She was sure that she's was getting too old to worry about it. She's only 40 something. ">.>

[Beatrix]

I was going to post a specific clip from the movie "Real Women Have Curves" where the daughter tells her mother that she is not pregnant, that she's too old to be pregnant. XD

That's your mom.

[♠Ace♠]

She was sure that she's was getting too old to worry about it. She's only 40 something. ">.>

That's too idiotic for me to even hunt a Facepalm image for.

Just no.

Forty? She thought she was too old at Forty?

[Beatrix]

It's actually hard for a 40 something woman to get pregnant naturally. She could be starting menopause.

[Bela]

It's sad though, 'cause I know for a fact that my mother is me in twenty years. Because she is me right now but like 10x crazier. And I just know that I'm going to get crazier as I get older. I can feel it. And I'm frightened.


I could write a book about growing up with my parents, and it would be the funniest coming-of-age story ever. Sometimes I wonder how I turned out as "okay" as I did. I could have been so much worse.

[NatsumeHack]

It's sad though, 'cause I know for a fact that my mother is me in twenty years. Because she is me right now but like 10x crazier. And I just know that I'm going to get crazier as I get older. I can feel it. And I'm frightened.


I could write a book about growing up with my parents, and it would be the funniest coming-of-age story ever. Sometimes I wonder how I turned out as "okay" as I did. I could have been so much worse.

Nope nope nope nope.