My Mother Decided To Tell Me She Might Be Pregnant In A Text.

[Bela]

She also said it might be menopause, and that's more likely, but jesus. I'd be twenty years older than this kid. By the time he/she graduated I'd be almost 40.

I don't even know how to react to this.

[ImANargleHunter]

My mom didn't realize she was pregnant with my brother until she was twenty two weeks in.
She decided to tell me by telling me to stop inviting so many friends over because we'd only have room for one in the suburban come summer.

I was sort of weirded out, because I'm twelve years older than him, but he is now one of the best things in my life.


If your mom is pregnant, just work to be the best big sister you can be.

[Bela]

I've always wanted a little sibling, and I will be the best big sister ever. But if she is and her bf is okay with it, she'll end up moving to Cali, and I won't see him/her much.

[Genghismike]

congratulations.

[SmexySpiral]

I have a friend who has a blind half-brother twice her age.

[Azarthes]

Eat it.
Eat it while she's preggo.

[Turtlicious]

She also said it might be menopause, and that's more likely, but jesus. I'd be twenty years older than this kid. By the time he/she graduated I'd be almost 40.

I don't even know how to react to this.

My mom didn't realize she was pregnant with my brother until she was twenty two weeks in.
She decided to tell me by telling me to stop inviting so many friends over because we'd only have room for one in the suburban come summer.

I was sort of weirded out, because I'm twelve years older than him, but he is now one of the best things in my life.


If your mom is pregnant, just work to be the best big sister you can be.

I was forced to raise my lil bro and sis, and they are two of the baddest mofo's you'd ever meet. Seriously, I watched my brother and sister played pretend and they robbed a bank then BLEW up Barney for being "A FUCKING SNITCH!" Then I got grounded for letting an 8 year old watch the sopranos.

[CommunistZed]

I was forced to raise my lil bro and sis, and they are two of the baddest mofo's you'd ever meet. Seriously, I watched my brother and sister played pretend and they robbed a bank then BLEW up Barney for being "A FUCKING SNITCH!" Then I got grounded for letting an 8 year old watch the sopranos.

You did good, Turt.

[Genghismike]

I was forced to raise my lil bro and sis, and they are two of the baddest mofo's you'd ever meet. Seriously, I watched my brother and sister played pretend and they robbed a bank then BLEW up Barney for being "A FUCKING SNITCH!" Then I got grounded for letting an 8 year old watch the sopranos.

-wipes a manly tear from my eye- Excellent parenting. The finest I've seen in years.

[vslayer]

Eat it.
Eat it while she's preggo.

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH. This.

But, yeah that'd be a little weird. And not to mention a really risky pregnancy.