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    Harbinger of Mischief Whetfeather's Avatar
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    I live in a really old dorm.

    Currently there a is very loud squeaking coming from the black girl's room next to mine. Yes. It IS what you think it is. I just needed to express how icky I feel at the moment.


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    You should start throwing your body against the wall while faking orgasmic noises as loud as you can. Usually, it makes everyone involved feel awkward as shit. On the plus side, no more squeaky bed.

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    Jump in your bed and make the most awkward sex noises.

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    Dammit Dervish.

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    Harbinger of Mischief Whetfeather's Avatar
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    I think my sudden laughter made them stop. XD Thanks, guys.


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    A pleasure to be of service!

    I was just about to suggest doing Tarzan yells.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dervish View Post
    A pleasure to be of service!

    I was just about to suggest doing Tarzan yells.
    UNF UNF

    were you meaning to be punny? c;


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    Nah. The best is to make sex noises while referring to very strange power tools "OH IS A THAT CHAINSAW!" between your fake noise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellis View Post
    Nah. The best is to make sex noises while referring to very strange power tools "OH IS A THAT CHAINSAW!" between your fake noise.
    "Huh. Are you supposed to have two of those?"


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    ^ This. Totes McGoats.

    Quote Originally Posted by Whetfeather View Post
    UNF UNF

    were you meaning to be punny? c;
    Call me... the Punisher.

    ...

    I am so sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dervish View Post
    Call me... the Punisher.

    ...

    I am so sorry.
    That was executed quite nicely. You are forgiven. :3


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