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  1. 03-08-2013 #1
    Turtlicious
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    WHY DO I TRY TO HELP PEOPLE?!

    I'M OUT OF THE HOUSE ALL FUCKING DAY RUNNING SEMINARS DOING BULLSHIT RADIO COMMERCIALS DEALING WITH THE FUCKING DREKS OF SOCIETY. I COOK YOU FUCKING DINNER NIGHT AFTER NIGHT AFTER NIGHT. I WORK, I LISTEN TO YOU BITCH, I DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO HELP YOU AND THEN YOU STEAL FOR ME YOU UNBELIEVABLY STUPID FUCK. YOU STEAL A SMART PHONE FROM A COMPUTER PERSON. SOMEONE WHO HAS GPS ON THEIR PHONE, NOT ONLY DO I KNOW IT WAS YOU, I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL YOUR P.O. AND VIOLATE YOUR FUCKING PAROLE, I CAN'T BELIEVE I TRIED TO HELP YOU.

    Seriously? Why steal from the only person who can help you, the person you made go with you to see your fucking PO so you could register as a Narcotics Offenders as a "Witness" in case the cops pull something funny? Why in the hell would I do anything fo you ever again? Fuck you.

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    I'll tell you why you help people.

    YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON

    Science. Science is why.

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    This is why I don't help people.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hank View Post
    This is why I don't help people.
    Bullshit, you don't help people for far more selfish reasons than this.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Turtlicious View Post
    I'M OUT OF THE HOUSE ALL FUCKING DAY RUNNING SEMINARS DOING BULLSHIT RADIO COMMERCIALS DEALING WITH THE FUCKING DREKS OF SOCIETY. I COOK YOU FUCKING DINNER NIGHT AFTER NIGHT AFTER NIGHT. I WORK, I LISTEN TO YOU BITCH, I DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO HELP YOU AND THEN YOU STEAL FOR ME YOU UNBELIEVABLY STUPID FUCK. YOU STEAL A SMART PHONE FROM A COMPUTER PERSON. SOMEONE WHO HAS GPS ON THEIR PHONE, NOT ONLY DO I KNOW IT WAS YOU, I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL YOUR P.O. AND VIOLATE YOUR FUCKING PAROLE, I CAN'T BELIEVE I TRIED TO HELP YOU.

    Seriously? Why steal from the only person who can help you, the person you made go with you to see your fucking PO so you could register as a Narcotics Offenders as a "Witness" in case the cops pull something funny? Why in the hell would I do anything fo you ever again? Fuck you.

    FUCK. YOU.
    FUCK. YOU.
    FUCK. YOU.
    FUCK. YOU.
    FUCK. YOU.
    FUCK. YOU.
    FUCK. YOU.
    FUCK. YOU.
    FUCK. YOU.
    FUCK. YOU.
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    Oh hey, I fucking quit drinking, so instead of getting wasted right now I'm stuck on a roleplaying forum bitching to people who couldn't give a fuck. Everyone pay attention to the local news, because at 8 o' clock tonight I'm going to stab someone call KTLA and then 911.
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