I'll tell you why you help people.
YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON
Science. Science is why.
I'M OUT OF THE HOUSE ALL FUCKING DAY RUNNING SEMINARS DOING BULLSHIT RADIO COMMERCIALS DEALING WITH THE FUCKING DREKS OF SOCIETY. I COOK YOU FUCKING DINNER NIGHT AFTER NIGHT AFTER NIGHT. I WORK, I LISTEN TO YOU BITCH, I DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO HELP YOU AND THEN YOU STEAL FOR ME YOU UNBELIEVABLY STUPID FUCK. YOU STEAL A SMART PHONE FROM A COMPUTER PERSON. SOMEONE WHO HAS GPS ON THEIR PHONE, NOT ONLY DO I KNOW IT WAS YOU, I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL YOUR P.O. AND VIOLATE YOUR FUCKING PAROLE, I CAN'T BELIEVE I TRIED TO HELP YOU.
Seriously? Why steal from the only person who can help you, the person you made go with you to see your fucking PO so you could register as a Narcotics Offenders as a "Witness" in case the cops pull something funny? Why in the hell would I do anything fo you ever again? Fuck you.
FUCK. YOU.
FUCK. YOU.
FUCK. YOU.
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FUCK. YOU.
FUCK. YOU.
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FUCK. YOU.
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FUCK. YOU.
FUCK. YOU.
I'll tell you why you help people.
YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON
Science. Science is why.
Currently Working On: Brink: Another Wonderful Day On The Ark. Chapter 0. - Currently not ready for reading yet.
I could really go for some burritos right now.
God Aza, stop changing your sig every fucking minute.
BUT BUT I have to warn people about Squee in broken English D:
Darthwarman Rage Quit 1
Darthwarman Rage Quit 2: Electric Boogaloo
Did something happen?
So
Bye
Is the general gist of it
Because fuck if I'm typing some poetic fucking bullshit
This is why I don't help people.
[4:25:17 PM] Hank: I'm so emotionally unstable u guise ;_;
[4:25:20 PM] Hank: hold me
[4:25:25 PM] Sophi: Sophi holds at arms length
[4:25:28 PM] Holmes: Awe. U poor bby.
[4:25:39 PM] Taaj: Taaj gently places Hank into a teacup
My relationships.
No matter what we breathe, we still are made of greed. Sadly the nicest people are always taken advantage of. And then we wonder why everyone has trust issues.
Oh hey, I fucking quit drinking, so instead of getting wasted right now I'm stuck on a roleplaying forum bitching to people who couldn't give a fuck. Everyone pay attention to the local news, because at 8 o' clock tonight I'm going to stab someone call KTLA and then 911.
Do you get your phone back, at least?