WOTM #42 Guidelines

[WOTM]

Theme: Jorick

• Explained: Write an entry about Jorick; as a manager, as a spammer, as an intellectual… anything.

Components:

• The entry is a poem, vividly showing your heart’s love for Jorick.
• Jorick is the antagonist, or is otherwise evil.
• The entry is not at all about Jorick- but rather Brovo. Brovo needs love, too.
• The entry includes RPGuild ship(s) that feature Jorick (Joramine, etc).
• Jorick dies in the end, or the story is otherwise ‘grimdark’.

Rules of the Month For Casual:

• Components: 1 Required.
• Text Formatting: Allowed
• Word Minimum: I don’t care
• Word Maximum: I really don’t care
• Grammar: Decent
• Submissions Due: NEVAH
• The PM Title Must Be: WOTM #42 Entry: Casual
• In The PM: Your entry, a yes/no on receiving comments and a list of chosen components.
• PM Entries To: WOTM
• No Resubmits Allowed.
• No Mention Of Comments Assumes You Want Comments.

Rules of the Month For Advanced:

• Components: 2 Required.
• Text Formatting: Allowed
• Word Minimum: I don’t care
• Word Maximum: I really don’t care
• Grammar: Nearly Perfect
• Submissions Due: NEVAH
• The PM Title Must Be: WOTM #42 Entry: Advanced
• In The PM: Your entry, a yes/no on receiving comments and a list of chosen components.
• PM Entries To: WOTM
• No Resubmits Allowed.
• No Mention Of Comments Assumes You Want Comments.

This Month’s Theme & Components Provided By:
Kagamine

General Guidelines For All:

Writer Of The Month: Guidelines & Rules (updated)

This thread is an absolute joke, and so I must make this short blurb at the end an absolute joke, as well. But to keep it fairly subtle, I’m carefully writing this so that it looks about the same when skimmed over.

And 'Components' is the word I’m going to type here for that very same reason, although I doubt anyone who comes across this thread will go without noticing this last segment, here.

Please post here about how humorous this idea was. Also, I should mention I’m slightly afraid of what will wind up in the WOTM inbox, now. As a fair warning, I just might post up whatever lands in there because of this- just for the lul’z.

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Banner Thanks To: meeeee.

[HUNK]

I wrote three pages about Jorick only to find out it was a joke....damn you internet!!!

[Bela]

-snark-

[PlatinumSkink]

What in the name of...

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[Kagamine]

I wrote three pages about Jorick only to find out it was a joke....damn you internet!!!

You can still submit if you want. I already have a submission. O.o

What in the name of...

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Edit: Edit: Is this official?

Edit: Edit: Edit: Oh, there was a last segment...

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[Brovo]

-Insert witticism here-

[Beatrix]

My entry:

J

For advanced.

It's gonna win.

[Vanquished]

Is it sad the only WotM I've had any idea for is the joke edition?


Yes, yes it is. And I'm tempted to send/post it.

[Kagamine]

Is it sad the only WotM I've had any idea for is the joke edition?


Yes, yes it is. And I'm tempted to send/post it.

Do it, man.

[WOTM]

I promised I would do this. And I want to leave a few hours for people to comment and such.

On a Velvety and Slick morning, Jorick sat on a boat. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His palm ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Jorick's Left Hand to love someone with a Rough Special part?

Hungrily, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a Engorged Throbbing mound, all on a summer's day. I wish my Jorick's Left Hand would thrust me, in his own Slippery way..."

"Do you?" Jorick's Left Hand sat down beside Jorick and put his hand on Jorick's back. "I think that could be arranged."

Jorick gasped Weakly. "But what about my Rough Special part?"

"I like it," Jorick's Left Hand said Forcefully. "I think it's Quivering."

They came together and their kiss was like a balloon expanding until its limit, before bursting in ecstasy..

"I love you," Jorick said Sexily.

"I love you too," Jorick's Left Hand replied and fucked him.

They bought a wildebeest, moved in together, and lived Firmly ever after.

I don't even...

My heart's true want
My soul feels gaunt
In the hand of a master
He makes my heart beat faster

He writes all things with wit
It makes me want to spew and spit
With every word he does denounce
Oh it makes me want to bounce

But in the end my love with fail
For all he can do is make me wail
Jorick, my heart's cry is thick
Yet all you'll ever be is a prick

D'afrique

If Jorick could smell a flower,
'Twould be such a wondrous super power.
For not all mortals have this skill
That brings the romance of the daffodil.


Author's note: The word "daffodil" originates from greek asphodelos, the flower asphodel, which is poetically an immortal flower of the Elysian fields, the place where the most noble heroes rested after death. The daffodil also happens to belong to the genus Narcissus, which is of the same latin root as the english word narcissistic, that which loves itself. As such, this poem, while appearing to represent the love shared by Jorick and a flower, is instead the immortal love between himself and, well, himself. {The official portmanteau of this shipping is D'afrique, which sounds like Daff–rick.}

I really don't care about anonymity if the respective authors don't. XD