Reply With QuoteThank you for changing my mental image of you into a hybrid of a turtle and Rasputin. This will take quite some time to fade.
In the dark of the night I was tossing and turning...
And the nightmare I had was as bad as can be.
It scared me out of my wits; a corpse falling to bits.
Then I opened my eyes and the nightmare was me!
I was once the most mystical man in all Spamnia
When the modders betrayed me, they made a mistake!
My curse made each of them pay, but one little girl got away!
Little Children, beware! Turtle's awaaaaaaaaake!
In the dark of the night, evil will find Them!
In the dark of the night, just before dawn.
Revenge will be sweet, when the curse is complete.
In the dark of the night, THEY'LL BE GONE.
I can feel that my powers are slowly returning...
Tie my sash, and a dash of cologne for that smell.
As the pieces fall into place, I'll see them all crawl into place
Spammers, Spammettes, save face...
Farewell...
In the dark of the night, terror will strike THEM.... (Terror's the least I could do!)
In the dark of the night, my evil will rule...
Soon you will feel, that you're nightmares are real!
In the dark of the night YOU'LL BE THROUGH!
In the dark of the night, evil will find you!
In the dark of the night, terror comes too...
My dears, here's a sign, it's the end of the line.
Come my minions, rise for your master.
Let your evil shine.
Find them now, fly ever faster.
IN THE DARK OF THE NIGHT
THEY'LL BE MINE!
Last edited by Turtlicious; 03-09-2013 at 03:55 AM.
Thank you for changing my mental image of you into a hybrid of a turtle and Rasputin. This will take quite some time to fade.
Do I dare
Disturb the universe?
In a minute there is time
For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse.
-T.S. Eliot
I hereby sue you for the inappropriate use of my name.
-Tosses into a room of pure white with lights on 24/7-Originally Posted by Dark
“Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn’t make you who you are. It is the rest of your story – who you choose to be.”
"Illuminate a world that will try to bring you down."
Don't you disrespect me little man!
Don't you derogate or deride!
You're in my world now
Not your world
And I got friends on the other side! He's got friends on the other side...
That's an echo, gentlemen. Just a little something we have here in Spamnia, a little parlor trick. Don't worry...
Sit down at my table
Put your minds at ease
If you relax it will enable me to do anything I please
I can read your future
I can change it 'round some, too
I'll look deep into your heart and soul
(you do have a soul, don't you, Dark?)
Make your wildest dreams come true!
I got voodoo
I got hoodoo
I got things I ain't even tried!
And I got friends on the other side.
He's got friends on the other side!
The cards, the cards, the cards will tell
The past, the present, and the future as well!
The cards, the cards, just take three
Take a little trip into your future with me!
Now you, young man, are from across the sea
You come from two long lines of royalty
(I'm a royal myself on my mother's side)
Your lifestyle's high
But your funds are low
You need to marry a lil' honey whose daddy got dough!
Mom and dad cut you off, huh playboy?
Now y'all gotta get hitched, but hitchin' ties you down.
You just wanna be free.
Hop from place to place.
But freedom... takes green!
It's the green, it's the green, it's the green you need
And when I looked into your future
It's the green that I see!
On you little man, I don't want to waste much time
You been pushed around all your life
You been pushed around by your mother and your sister and your brother.
And if you was married...
You'd be pushed around by your wife
But in your future, the you I see
Is exactly the man you always wanted to be!
Shake my hand.
Come on boys.
Won't you shake the poor sinner's hand?
Last edited by Turtlicious; 03-09-2013 at 05:59 AM.
-watch's in pure and utter amazement- WOW.....
Feeling The Aster?
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You, Turtle, have made my day.
For about a week.
I think I enjoyed that too much.
Thank you Lillian!
Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
Come with us and you will see
This, our town of Spamneea!
This is Spamnia, this is Spamnia!
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night
This is Spammoneen, everybody make a scene
Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright
It's our town, everybody scream
In this town of Spammoneen
In this town we call home, everyone hail to the Turtle soul?
Thank you Lillian!
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Crafted by Lillian Thorne, after some aggressive pestering.
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