People are bidding for a Brazilian sex doll's "virginity"

[Jorick]

http://www.torontosun.com/2013/03/08...oll-top-100000

The high bid to take the 'virginity' of a "very life-like Brazilian sex doll" from some company called Sexonico in Sao Paulo is currently $105,100. The winning bidder won't just get to pork the doll, they'll also have a night in a motel, a fancy candlelight dinner with champagne, a bath with rose petals, and a digital camera to record the event. Apparently the Sexonico site suggests that you can show the video to your friends, because paying thousands of dollars for a romantic night with a sex doll is apparently something cool enough to tell people about.

I just had to share this nonsense with Spam because I'm laughing my ass off here. I mean, first of all, over $100k to be the first to fuck a sex doll? Ridiculous. But then they're also offering a fucking romantic dinner and aromatic bath with the doll? I can't even.

[ActRaiser]

I chose option E. No. It's stupid.

[Whetfeather]

What gets me is the fact that a sex doll's virginity is more expensive than a real woman's virginity. And the fact that a real woman would willingly sell her virginity off. What even.

[Sherlock Holmes]

I'm laughing my ass off here. I mean, first of all, over $100k to be the first to fuck a sex doll? Ridiculous. But then they're also offering a fucking romantic dinner and aromatic bath with the doll? I can't even.

Exactly.

[Jorick]

What gets me is the fact that a sex doll's virginity is more expensive than a real woman's virginity. And the fact that a real woman would willingly sell her virginity off. What even.

Yeah, I loved that too. There was a woman in Brazil who recently got something like $700k dollars for selling off her virginity though, so it's not as if the sex doll's price is higher than all real woman virginities that have been sold off in Brazil. I'm cool with women wanting to do so, it's her body so it's her choice, so whatever, but the fact that the first fucking of a doll goes for more than the first fucking of any not hideously ugly real woman is hilariously weird.

[Hellis]

What gets me is the fact that a sex doll's virginity is more expensive than a real woman's virginity. And the fact that a real woman would willingly sell her virginity off. What even.

Brazil is not the country you want to be poor in dear. That girl needed desperately to pay for expenses.

[Whetfeather]

How do these people know that the real women are actually virgins? This is the most uncomfortable scale of prostitution I have ever heard of. A doll. It's a doll. You could make one yourself for 100k. You could make hundreds of dolls for that much. People these days.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Yeah, I loved that too. There was a woman in Brazil who recently got something like $700k dollars for selling off her virginity though, so it's not as if the sex doll's price is higher than all real woman virginities that have been sold off in Brazil. I'm cool with women wanting to do so, it's her body so it's her choice, so whatever, but the fact that the first fucking of a doll goes for more than the first fucking of any not hideously ugly real woman is hilariously weird.

I just find it weird that people would pay this sort of money to sleep with a doll in general. (I mean, I guess if you've got that much disposable income, it must be nice to waste it on something so ridiculous and pathetic..) However, it's the idea of having a 'romantic evening' with dinner (etc.) with the doll is what really makes me LOL -- At the end of the day, it's an inanimate object.. I get the sex part, I guess, but the dinner and stuff? I mean, how awkward and sad is THAT? XD

[Jorick]

How do these people know that the real women are actually virgins? This is the most uncomfortable scale of prostitution I have ever heard of. A doll. It's a doll. You could make one yourself for 100k. You could make hundreds of dolls for that much. People these days.

I assume for the real women they get a doctor to check and say "yup, there's a hymen." Pretty simple.

As for the dolls, from what I gather this is the first sex doll made by a company in Brazil and it's supposed to be super realistic feeling. Part of the weird draw for this is the "omg, this is the first Brazilian one ever!!!" It's not even clear whether or not the guy is going to own to doll after paying over $100k to screw it, so just having a thing to fuck isn't all there is to it. Still ridiculous, of course, but most people are.

[SmexySpiral]

WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING SMELLY VIRGINS.