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Thread: People are bidding for a Brazilian sex doll's "virginity"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turtlicious View Post
    Is it really that hard to find a Sex Doll that isn't used? I'm pretty sure all of them are "Virgins." I mean, that's pretty fucked up if every sex doll on earth is just a rinsed out version of last years sexOHMYGAWDWHYAREWEHAVING THIS FUKINGCONVERSATION.
    Little do the suicide bombers realize, the 72 virgins they are promised are all sex dolls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dervish View Post
    Little do the suicide bombers realize, the 72 virgins they are promised are all sex dolls.
    They're actually raisins, funnily enough.

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    I don't actually get why it says 'No, it's immoral.'

    It's pretty weird to want to 'deflower' a sex doll, but, immoral? No.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Australian View Post
    I don't actually get why it says 'No, it's immoral.'

    It's pretty weird to want to 'deflower' a sex doll, but, immoral? No.
    The doll's incapable of giving consent to those sick, deviant bastards.

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    I'd say it's amoral rather than immoral, to be honest. =/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Valcherion View Post
    They're actually raisins, funnily enough.
    Dude just because they're brown doesn't mean they aren't people. I'm sure they prefer the term "Arabic Descent"
    Quote Originally Posted by The Australian View Post
    I don't actually get why it says 'No, it's immoral.'

    It's pretty weird to want to 'deflower' a sex doll, but, immoral? No.
    It's a joke, I hope, there is no way to say, "No I wouldn't fuck a real doll because... Squick." I think it's kind of the point.


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    Realdolls for prisoners! Let's lower gang-rapes in prison.

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    Well, they took away the suicide emote, so...

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