To be fair, it's not like you're toting around a Canadian flag with you everywhere.
People just know I'm American because I say stuff like "McDonalds" all the time.
Pull both knobs the same amount.
Stir that shit up with a spare oar.
Enjoy completely average.
God Aza, stop changing your sig every fucking minute.
BUT BUT I have to warn people about Squee in broken English D:
Never, you say?