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[aMARIKanIshtar]

So I’m talking on the phone with my dad, and he’s fucking with me like he usually does. That being talking about how the burger joint he’s going to get dinner from has burned down. I get a bit pissy, and say “God damn it.”

Now enters my mom, who starts freaking out. “Did you say… GD?! Why would you say that? No, don’t say that!” She protests. In a calm manner, I ask “Why not?” She stares at me for a moment, as if she really must think about this. Her response was this. “Because that’s bad!” Like the little bastard that I am, I ask her why this is so, and then this happens. “Look, just don’t say that around me.”

…

WOW, GOOD JOB MOM, BRA-FUCKING-VO! IT’S GREAT TO KNOW THAT YOU’RE BEST ARGUMENT IN THIS SCENARIO IS “OH HO! CURSE WORDS ARE BAD.” IT’S EVEN BETTER TO KNOW THAT YOU’D JUST LET ME RUN MY MOUTH LIKE A SAILOR AS LONG AS I DON’T DO IT AROUND YOU.

… This just seems a tad ridiculous.

[vslayer]

[Azarthes]

Okay.

[Hellis]

Stop fucking swearing near your mom you little goddamn bitch.

C wat I did there?

[KnightShade]

Stop fucking swearing near your mom you little goddamn bitch.

C wat I did there?

Go to your room and don't come down until you can apologise

[aMARIKanIshtar]

Stop fucking swearing near your mom you little goddamn bitch.

C wat I did there?

You’re a negative influence you stupid cunt.

Oh, and my dad could totes hear me speak the language of sinners, and didn’t flip his shit himself. I just don’t see why these words are considered bad. They’re just a collection on noises we make out of the holes we call mouths.

[ImANargleHunter]

[Myyt]

So I’m talking on the phone with my dad, and he’s fucking with me like he usually does. That being talking about how the burger joint he’s going to get dinner from has burned down. I get a bit pissy, and say “God damn it.”

Now enters my mom, who starts freaking out. “Did you say… GD?! Why would you say that? No, don’t say that!” She protests. In a calm manner, I ask “Why not?” She stares at me for a moment, as if she really must think about this. Her response was this. “Because that’s bad!” Like the little bastard that I am, I ask her why this is so, and then this happens. “Look, just don’t say that around me.”

…

WOW, GOOD JOB MOM, BRA-FUCKING-VO! IT’S GREAT TO KNOW THAT YOU’RE BEST ARGUMENT IN THIS SCENARIO IS “OH HO! CURSE WORDS ARE BAD.” IT’S EVEN BETTER TO KNOW THAT YOU’D JUST LET ME RUN MY MOUTH LIKE A SAILOR AS LONG AS I DON’T DO IT AROUND YOU.

… This just seems a tad ridiculous.

Are you menstruating?

[Clirkus]

Are you menstruating?

I thought aMARIK was a man...

[Hellis]

I believe marik might a be a trans.... Or was that someone else?