What does that even mean!? (1X1 with enterTheDemon)

[BeanieBaggie]

((Yup. well except for the last part, that was a bit messed up. And I use google translate as well to attempt to suppliment my first-year-japanese skills so it's perfectly ok. Also if you need clarification on anything my guy says I'lll be happy to translate for you.))
"Ā, watashi no kami. Anata no akusento wa totemo waruidesu. Watashi wa jibun ga waratte shōben kamo shirenai to omou." Saburo snickered, trying to keep from full on laughing at the girl's attempts to speak his language. "Shikashi, arigatōgozaimasu." He followed her in and arched a brow, trying to not laugh. "Anata no akusento ga hijō ni waruinode, watashi wa hotondo anata o rikai suru koto wa dekimasen." He sat down on the bed, taking off his bag and stretching, snickering still at the girl's accent. "Anata wadesu nō bubun o iu koto wa arimasen shitte iru hitsuyō ga arimasu."

[enterTheDemon]

[[ugh. my phone wont tranlate correctly -.-]]

She huffed in annoyance and growled, pulling out her phone. She fingers tapped it quickly and she got on google to translate, just showing him the text,'Anata no eigowa taisa arimasen!' She gave him a moment to read it before glaring and stomping out, upset.

[BeanieBaggie]

((that said something like "You sound different in english"... It's k though))

Saburo arched a brow as the girl put her phone, with google translate up, into his face. "Watashi wa kinshidakedo, nani... ?" He took the phone and held it a little farther from his eyes, reading it before watching the girl leave. "Chotto, ma~tsu te." He watched her go, frowning as he messed with the phone, getting it to translate from japanese to english. He typed in some words and followed after her, holding her phone to her, its screen reading "Translation is not good Google. I'm sorry."

[enterTheDemon]

Kat sighed and took her phone,"Im getting sick of this and Its been like five minutes...." She shook her head and walked to her room, shutting the door after waving him away.