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    So I’m talking on the phone with my dad, and he’s fucking with me like he usually does. That being talking about how the burger joint he’s going to get dinner from has burned down. I get a bit pissy, and say “God damn it.”

    Now enters my mom, who starts freaking out. “Did you say… GD?! Why would you say that? No, don’t say that!” She protests. In a calm manner, I ask “Why not?” She stares at me for a moment, as if she really must think about this. Her response was this. “Because that’s bad!” Like the little bastard that I am, I ask her why this is so, and then this happens. “Look, just don’t say that around me.”



    WOW, GOOD JOB MOM, BRA-FUCKING-VO! IT’S GREAT TO KNOW THAT YOU’RE BEST ARGUMENT IN THIS SCENARIO IS “OH HO! CURSE WORDS ARE BAD.” IT’S EVEN BETTER TO KNOW THAT YOU’D JUST LET ME RUN MY MOUTH LIKE A SAILOR AS LONG AS I DON’T DO IT AROUND YOU.

    … This just seems a tad ridiculous.



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    Okay.
    God Aza, stop changing your sig every fucking minute.
    BUT BUT I have to warn people about Squee in broken English D:
    Never, you say?



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    Stop fucking swearing near your mom you little goddamn bitch.

    C wat I did there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellis View Post
    Stop fucking swearing near your mom you little goddamn bitch.

    C wat I did there?
    Go to your room and don't come down until you can apologise

    and he shall smite the wicked and plunge them into the fiery pit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellis View Post
    Stop fucking swearing near your mom you little goddamn bitch.

    C wat I did there?
    You’re a negative influence you stupid cunt.

    Oh, and my dad could totes hear me speak the language of sinners, and didn’t flip his shit himself. I just don’t see why these words are considered bad. They’re just a collection on noises we make out of the holes we call mouths.



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    Quote Originally Posted by aMARIKanIshtar View Post
    So I’m talking on the phone with my dad, and he’s fucking with me like he usually does. That being talking about how the burger joint he’s going to get dinner from has burned down. I get a bit pissy, and say “God damn it.”

    Now enters my mom, who starts freaking out. “Did you say… GD?! Why would you say that? No, don’t say that!” She protests. In a calm manner, I ask “Why not?” She stares at me for a moment, as if she really must think about this. Her response was this. “Because that’s bad!” Like the little bastard that I am, I ask her why this is so, and then this happens. “Look, just don’t say that around me.”



    WOW, GOOD JOB MOM, BRA-FUCKING-VO! IT’S GREAT TO KNOW THAT YOU’RE BEST ARGUMENT IN THIS SCENARIO IS “OH HO! CURSE WORDS ARE BAD.” IT’S EVEN BETTER TO KNOW THAT YOU’D JUST LET ME RUN MY MOUTH LIKE A SAILOR AS LONG AS I DON’T DO IT AROUND YOU.

    … This just seems a tad ridiculous.
    Are you menstruating?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Myyt View Post
    Are you menstruating?
    I thought aMARIK was a man...


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    I believe marik might a be a trans.... Or was that someone else?

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