Fucking interested man.
Its the year 2999 and the Earth is barren. Human civilization is in decay, with only a few aging humans living off-world. The race is nearing the point of extinction. The third World War stripped the planet of any valuable resources the alien races might have been able to use, so now it's used as a staging ground for televised alien arena combat.
The executives at Blaggot Entertainment Network have been very excited for their new upcoming Pay-Per-View event. Promos have been airing everyday, hyping a battle with mystery contenders. Thanks to on anonymous doner, the executives got their hands on television gold...a chip. Contained within this chip are the DNA samples and memory banks of every famous person involved in the human tragedy known as the Hitlercaust (oh aliens), from Doctor Mengele to Oskar Schindler. For the last six months they've been growing clones in test tubes, with heavy modifications. Now...they're finally ready.
Hello! Just testing the waters and seeing if people will actually let me get away with this atrocity of an RP. Just to note: THIS IS NOT SERIOUS. This is going to be completely idiotic...well written, but idiotic nonetheless. We will each choose sides until we have at least two or three on each side. Okay, here's the deal:
Nazis are basically robots, with Nazi brains and organs. Built in MP5s, Tank Treads, Spider Legs, Lasers. Robots. I encourage you to be creative.
Jews have superpower cybernetic implants. Telekinesis, Ninja Agility, Heat Vision. Again, creativity is encouraged. And don't be afraid to be funny either. This is a no-holds-barred good vs evil nazi killfest, completely over the top and ensuring we never hold public office. Just enjoy yourself.
NAME: (someone famous)
TEAM: (nazis or Juden)
EQUIPMENT: (any weapons, whether attached or held, any special devices. All Nazibot parts included here)
IMPLANTS: (Juden only. Powers and abilities, superhuman type stuff)
DESCRIPTION: (a few sentences would be nice. Just a bit of background to flesh out the character)
NAME: Ann Frank
-Superheated Katana. Can cut through most materials with ease.
-4 Magnetic Thermite Explosives. Light enough to be hand placed, hot enough to burn through most metals. Remote detonated by voice command.
-Rail-Powered Heavy Rifle with bionic scope (cybernetically linked with Anns artificial eye) using tungsten rounds in three 12 round clips. Effective against armored targets at all ranges, although impractical at short distances.
-Piston-Powered Legs for large leaps, Shock Absorber Ankles for high falls
-Artificial Eye with high accuracy aiming module
-Bionic Arms, for inhuman speed, strength, and stability.
-Digital Camoflauge System, fohi loading Ann in any environment as well as masking her heat signatures.
DESCRIPTION: All grown up and ready for revenge. Her beauty is unparalleled, and can be the undoing of any foe who underestimates her. Suited up in all black with a stare that could kill, you don't find her...she finds you.
Let me know if you're interested.
Last edited by DeliciousW; 03-12-2013 at 10:21 PM.
NAME: Margot Frank
EQUIPMENT: Combat Compound Bow, Explosive Arrows x 32, C4 Plastic explosives x2 (Remote Detonated), Colt 45. Pistol (3 mags, 12 rounds in each)
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Crippling Blight (Gaze into Margot's eyes and you will instantly fall to your knees as she strains your mind.), Sticky Fingers... And feet. (Allows her to run up and stick to walls for a short period of time)
DESCRIPTION: Margot is Ann's sister, they were both born using the same gene pool, but are not exactly blood relatives. Ann had been entered into the arena, and Margot instantly wanted to protect her. She wears matching suits with Ann.
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This sounds so fucking epic.
"There are many things in this world, malign things. If you come with me, you will be sparred, if you stay here, I pity your foolishness." -Tzun Lajn
Not really interested, just gonna chuck-heave a CS for somebody else to pick-up and use.
WEAPONS: Nuclear-Flammwerfer on left arm, with twin panzershrecks, twin-Minnenwerfer 42 on shoulder-mounts, quad MG-42 on right arm (4,000 rds per gun)
STUFF: Spaced armor (50cm) with zimmerit/teflon anti-stick/anti-magnetic coating, has rocket jump-belt for leaping tall french fortrifications in a single bound, has no knees to blast caps into. Also, blasts propoganda.
DESCRIPTION: Has a german schnauser for finding the kleiner-juden hiding in the loft-space of abandoned factories. Rommel wieghs roughly 700 tons.
"Just drive down that road, until you get blown up [by shells]"
- General George Patton
"After several men of the company had been blown up by shells, I noticed that a spirit of uneasiness became dominant."-Major Leonard R. Boyd
This may very well be the best game on this site right now.
I'll have a sheet up Tuesday afternoon.
NAME: Josef Mengele
EQUIPMENT: -Has one humanoid shaped mechanical arm, with long, sharp fingers ending in points, great for manipulating objects and grabbing, with a grappling hook fitted onto the forearm.
-The second is fitted with a variety of medical and repair tools around the hand, and its forearm has a long fold out blade, vaguely shaped like a scalpel.
-Instead of normal legs, it is propelled by eight spider-like legs for climbing over unsteady terrain, and also has a thorax, with compartments containing a number of high caliber semiautomatic rifles, and a rocket launcher. It can also secrete a slightly caustic, but very sticky chemical.
-Also, he has two limbs on his back, with chainsaw blades arranged to look like wings.
-His torso and arms are roughly human sized, if somewhat longer than normal.
-His overall visage is like a bladed angel spider centaur.
-Paint job is jet black, with crimson tints.
DESCRIPTION: The Angel of Death is back and ready to dissect all these mutant Juden in the name of science. Just pray you get an autopsy, and not a live vivisection.
Last edited by ComradeSenpai; 03-12-2013 at 07:56 PM.
NAME: Heinrich Himmler
Chest Machine Gun - What appears to be a biological chest opens up to reveal the muzzle of a machine gun which fires an indefinite amount of needles designed to tamper with human DNA, causing strange mutations. These mutations include cancer cells, third arms, tentacles, and wings among other crazy things.
Venom - A faulty cooling system inside Himmler's mouth, which instead of producing coolant, creates cyanide, which occasionally leaks from the side of his mouth.
Wing Loadout - Over Himmler's shoulders are twin dorsal fins, each containing a knife dipped in a toxin which causes deterioration in the DNA on contact with biological matter.
Needles - A large amount of needles holstered to Himmler's belt filled with a concoction which injects a virus containing Aryan DNA, which slowly causes the victim to become a mindless zombie following Himmler.
Gun Arm - Himmler's left arm counts as a powerful rifle, feeding in from his shoulder. When out of ammo, it changes into a flammen werfer which can spit fire for up to an hour continuously.
Hidden Blade - Himmler's right arm has a retractable blade which can punch out of his wrist. The blade contains the same toxin as in the daggers of his Wing Loadout.
Jew Seeking Missiles - Fires out of Himmler's crotch, are sixteen centimeter long projectiles which automatically seek Jew DNA. Upon impact, it causes a large explosion with a radius of about ten meters.
DESCRIPTION: Priding himself as a true Ubermensch, Himmler is a tall nordic looking man, wearing camo pants and no shirt. He's back with a vengeance, and even crazier than ever; he is hell bent on homogeneity and Aryan superiority. Himmler also possesses an indiscriminate cruelty, still plotting a world where there only exists the Aryans, even creating programs to breed Germans to meet his goal. To oversee the goal to the end, he has undergone both biological and genetic enhancements.
Last edited by yellowreaver; 03-12-2013 at 11:10 PM.
I have no idea what I did differently with the CS, but cool.
Still gonna go ahead and edit my CS to keep up with competition.
Oh, yellowereaver, the Nazis are basically robots, with minimal biological bits left in them. Its fine to have a humanoid shape, but they are basically all machine, minus the nazi brain/vital organs. Also, the chest syringe gun..does it cause tumors? What sort of mutations does it cause?
Last edited by DeliciousW; 03-12-2013 at 08:20 PM.