Zed: You are a necromancer, a conjurer of corpses, teller of tales. You work with Hoodoo and Voodoo, people fear your work but respect you for your power
Walker: You have lived for a long time, your memories have corroded much like the armor you embodied. You remember very little about your past, and serve Toellner well.
Angel: You come from a far away land, and were raised in the mountains of Milk and Honey, people think you're a spy for the admin lands, and treat you with derision.
Jster: You work for Hank, one of his soldiers on his airship. Like all of his peons, you had to give up your original body, you survived the process, but a little madness seems to have crept through.
Jorick: You're a time traveler from a different dimension all together. That bone is your focus, a magical fetish containing the spirit of an intelligent velociraptor witch doctor. It's really complicated, as while you look human, you're actually a Pterradon, and used to flight.
Codex: You're one of Toellner's pets, a Minotaur he keeps under his castle. He
is a fan of the classics
Dervish: You're a wind Elemental, a spirit of the Earth that tries to keep balance between the worlds. As magic and technology combine, you have become more and more wicked. Trying to stop technological advancement to save the Earth. No-one has the heart to tell you how impossible that will be.
Vena: You are a member of Hanks army, except the whole "Gender Neutral" thing has made you a lot more Cruel then some of the other members. YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL DAMMIT!
Nat: You are Toellner's pet, created from the muck of the dark forest, you are a golem. You can only feel pain and misery, and live to inflict it upon others
Drago:You were Magic going in, and you were magic coming out. When you enlisted with Hank you almost didn't survive, but your tenacity and skills with Wizardry allowed you to hold yourself together, you are literally pure magic.
Foxes: Since you were little, you've been taught you were the best, you'll always be the best. The best at magic, the best at swordplay, the best at charm and wit. What you weren't taught, was humility. It shows through your actions, and you're constant shitty attitude, you also hate your Mother Sophistikit, head of MOD the secret organization you and Smiral work for.
KB: Foxes long time childhood friend, and a member of Foxes team. You and Foxes have trained, worked, killed, and partied together, and you don't think that will ever stop. You are also a demon that posessed a small child. As your power manifested the personality of that child died, and your personality took over. You are extremely grateful towards MOD for not wiping you out of existance, as the only way your species can breed is through the parasitic nature, making people uneasy around you.
Nargle: Born human raised by monsters, you have the insight to change rights for monsters across the world, while having the looks to keep humans easy around you. You're the mayor of Spamnia, and served your time in the recent wars. Bigots call you a blood traitor, as you try to call for peace. Your one of the only people who have a bust in this comic. Possibly the only one.
Smiral: You're a Quarter Monster, on your Mother's Mother's side. You're also 75% badass. You and your long time partner Foxes have been slaying Monsters, fighting evil, and being Agents of the nation for nearly 7 years now.