They're more likely to fuck a walking carpet than anyone is to want a useless cunt like you. ;D
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
For the record, Drago is a pedophilic necrophile who somehow knows what both God's Josie and the Josie and the Josie and the Pussycatscatscats and my blood taste like. And he remembers his first beer.
Originally Posted by Grifspark
inb4darkdragoremembershisfirstbeer
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
dont be strangers to love.
know the rules and so will she.
think of commitments
she wouldnt get this from any other guy
tell her how your feeling
make her understand
Originally Posted by Sinrus
Never give her up
Never let her down
Never run around and desert her
Never make her cry
Never say goodbye
Never tell a lie and hurt her
Originally Posted by Rose Swan
Drago is a sociopath who remembers his first beer.
Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts
I would quite furiously bang Grif for days on end if I had the chance.
Oh, we're talking about avatars here, not the actually guild member himself. Nevermind.
Originally Posted by Griever
I think with you I'd so Salvia, because you seem to have creatitvity y flowing off you like liquid off a boat in the water so you drip creativity and I want some of that so also you seem not too active which is good for salvia because if youre someone that walks around a lot gently caress your chest hair your chest hair your chest hair you salvia isn't even for you so don't do it, it's actually a bit of a downer so yeah also we should RP sometime
Originally Posted by Rilla
Immortalize the following forever Drago;
"TheBlackMan approves of you now."
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
You're a filthy bastard, Drago.
Originally Posted by Turtlicious
I don't know Drago, you're a loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules. You don't even know where the rule book is. We can't control you no-one can. I don't want your badge. No seriously. Stop trying to give me your badge. People are staring Drago.
GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE!
Originally Posted by Jorick
Funnily enough, that makes Drago instantly a better strategist than the entire U.S. military. He actually has a plan for how to get the fuck out.
Originally Posted by Foxes
Lord Drago Alebane, Baron of the Lagervale, Knight-Captain of Remembering.
If you're on the far left or the far right [of politics], you know what you've done? You've gone too far.
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
Holy shit that's a good one
Everyone else go home Sebas gets a gold star
Starting immediately
Originally Posted by Elendra
I love you
Originally Posted by SebasChan
Originally Posted by CommunistZed
Originally Posted by SebasChan
Originally Posted by Communist Zed
Originally Posted by SebasChan
THE POLICE WILL STOP YOU! ONE DAY MORE! THE NEXT TIME YOU DO THIS TO SOMEONE THEY WON'T STAY QUIET. YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF, ZED!
BUT BABY!
I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR YOU!
NO, SERIOUSLY, I RIPPED OUT A HOBO'S EYES FOR YOU.
WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME BACK?!?! <3
I KNOW ABOUT THAT WHORE YOU HAD OVER LAST NIGHT. YOU DON'T LOVE ME! JUST LEAVE ME BEFORE THE PAIN GETS WORSE. JUST. LEAVE. AND PUT THE HOBO BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT. I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN'T TAKE PETS HOME AFTER THE ROADKILL INCIDENT.
I DO LOVE YOU!
THAT WHORE WAS GIVING ME THE MONEY SHE EARNED THIS WEEK.
TAKE ME BACK, PLEASE BABY.
NO MEANS NO, WHETHER IT'S IN THE BEDROOM OR OUT ON THE TOWN. SHE WAS IN OUR HOUSE. I SAID YOU COULDN'T TAKE WORK HOME. PACK UP AND LEAVE, DAMMIT.
Oh fuck who am I kidding, I could never kick you out. Ily2bby
Originally Posted by The Australian
I don't know if you're a female or a male, but, what the hell
<333 <All the hearts.
Originally Posted by The Australian via VMs
I prefer the 'SebasChan likes metal dildos' explanation better
Originally Posted by KuroTenshi
Hang on a sec I need to fangirl over Sebastion
and now I'm done
Originally Posted by Christiefries
It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.
Originally Posted by Rose Swan
THERE ARE NERDFIGHTERS IN THIS THREAD OMG SEBASCHAN AND CHRISTIE YOU TWO ARE MY NEW FAVORITES *DRAGS YOU INTO A RABBIT HOLE*
Originally Posted by Guru
I love you.
Just saying.
#NerdfightersAlltheWay!
Oh and that picture is adorable.
Nerdfighters
The Australian
Christiefries
Guru
iATEaSEAmonster
TP
Rose Swan
your signature makes everything you post some how seem more sophisticated and awesome
Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠
LOLOLOL!
MIKE GOT COCK-BLOCKED BY MOTHER NATURE!
Originally Posted by Toellner
For the love of god, get to fucking already! I can't hold my breath in the closet for very long.
Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts
Guratrix.
Originally Posted by Squee
And usually Drakel is hiding under the bed fapping.
Originally Posted by Drakel
"This bitch is crazy and horny as fuck... Thank god she has mike to rape whenever she has the need."
Originally Posted by Tempest
Bea and I were never married. In fact, we both are in a bitter rivalry for Mike's affections, having mud-wrestling matches hoping for his approval. So far, the winner is unclear.
Originally Posted by Foxes
Queen Beatrix Khan, Low-Queen of Lakewed, Duchess of Motherbury.
Not entirely sure what you mean. I'm just setting it in the D&D city for setting purposes.
The epic classic Baldur's Gate for the computer (with the iron shortage/poisoning with Advanced D&D) or Baldur's gate: Dark Alliance for the PS2 or XBOX (which is shitty in comparison to the classic).
Done by Bela <3
Originally Posted by KuroTenshi
Kaa-chan I gotta say
your signature makes everything you post some how seem more sophisticated and awesome
Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠
LOLOLOL!
MIKE GOT COCK-BLOCKED BY MOTHER NATURE!
Originally Posted by Toellner
For the love of god, get to fucking already! I can't hold my breath in the closet for very long.
Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts
Guratrix.
Originally Posted by Squee
And usually Drakel is hiding under the bed fapping.
Originally Posted by Drakel
"This bitch is crazy and horny as fuck... Thank god she has mike to rape whenever she has the need."
Originally Posted by Tempest
Bea and I were never married. In fact, we both are in a bitter rivalry for Mike's affections, having mud-wrestling matches hoping for his approval. So far, the winner is unclear.
Originally Posted by Foxes
Queen Beatrix Khan, Low-Queen of Lakewed, Duchess of Motherbury.
your signature makes everything you post some how seem more sophisticated and awesome
Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠
LOLOLOL!
MIKE GOT COCK-BLOCKED BY MOTHER NATURE!
Originally Posted by Toellner
For the love of god, get to fucking already! I can't hold my breath in the closet for very long.
Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts
Guratrix.
Originally Posted by Squee
And usually Drakel is hiding under the bed fapping.
Originally Posted by Drakel
"This bitch is crazy and horny as fuck... Thank god she has mike to rape whenever she has the need."
Originally Posted by Tempest
Bea and I were never married. In fact, we both are in a bitter rivalry for Mike's affections, having mud-wrestling matches hoping for his approval. So far, the winner is unclear.
Originally Posted by Foxes
Queen Beatrix Khan, Low-Queen of Lakewed, Duchess of Motherbury.