It's Dangerous to Go Alone!

[Clirkus]

I have a half cousin who had some sort of constrictor snake, I was too young to know the species, but at twelve it was the biggest snake ever. It went missing once while I was there and I screamed like a girl and ran out the house.

I love snakes, I think they're really cool. I've always wanted one for a pet.

[Trooper]

I used to live by a swamp. There are many snakes in the water. Even frogs but who knows what happened to them now. Where I come from there are pretty interesting animals. There are lizards that live in the water. I used to have a black bird as a pet. All it ate were bananas. I have relatives that pet weasels and raise pigeons.

[Clirkus]

I live in Minnesota, the whole state is a swamp (a very scenic one) and we got lots of water-dwelling critters. Lots of garter snakes too, but they're difficult to catch and not very friendly.

[Trooper]

Snakes are awesome. Whether they are friendly or not I still like them. I just don't go near them.

[Clirkus]

Yah, I've been bitten a couple of times.
Wasn't too bad, at least garters aren't poisonous.