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    Quote Originally Posted by Taaja Hart View Post
    ... Isn't there some company where gents can get their penis replicated and turned into a dildo? Y'know, for like... LDRs?
    I am certain that these things exist.

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    Someone should buy that shirt and mail it to Jorick. Because reasons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taaja Hart View Post
    ... Isn't there some company where gents can get their penis replicated and turned into a dildo? Y'know, for like... LDRs?
    If you know the right people, yeah, they'll mold your D. Which I heard is very uncomfortable for men, plus they have to keep the erection for a while till the liquid cast solidifies.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Taaja Hart View Post
    ... Isn't there some company where gents can get their penis replicated and turned into a dildo? Y'know, for like... LDRs?
    Wow, and I thought this LDR pillow was weird.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kill Bones View Post
    I don't love myself that much, V
    Your loss.




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    HA! I just thought of a funny argument those couples would probably have later. "Ugh, I know how to use your d better than you do."


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    Quote Originally Posted by vslayer View Post
    Your loss.
    I'm pretty positive the feeling of myself inside me wouldn't be different enough from a regular strapon to be worth the time and money.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophistikit View Post
    HA! I just thought of a funny argument those couples would probably have later. "Ugh, I know how to use your d better than you do."
    and suddenly, he's emasculated for life.

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    I'm pretty positive the feeling of myself inside me wouldn't be different enough from a regular strapon to be worth the time and money.
    Don't knock somethin' off unless you've tried it.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophistikit View Post
    HA! I just thought of a funny argument those couples would probably have later. "Ugh, I know how to use your d better than you do."
    An actual story I heard about those: some guy's ex-girlfriend kept his "replica" after they broke up and uses it even while she has a new boyfriend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AwsonRew View Post
    An actual story I heard about those: some guy's ex-girlfriend kept his "replica" after they broke up and uses it even while she has a new boyfriend.
    TMI, friend, TMI.




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