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    Quote Originally Posted by AwsonRew View Post
    An actual story I heard about those: some guy's ex-girlfriend kept his "replica" after they broke up and uses it even while she has a new boyfriend.
    Dicks look like dicks, it's not like she kept a plastic replica of the dude's face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vslayer View Post
    Don't knock somethin' off unless you've tried it.
    I feel like you might've missed what I implied there

    Or chose to ignore it

    Or I'm so tired I don't know what the fuck I'm saying I give up goodnight degenerates
    So

    Bye

    Is the general gist of it

    Because fuck if I'm typing some poetic fucking bullshit

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    So are we going to see some Killboner or what?
    God Aza, stop changing your sig every fucking minute.
    BUT BUT I have to warn people about Squee in broken English D:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Azarthes View Post
    So are we going to see some Killboner or what?
    I'm not legendary enough to be dex

    Also I'm somehow still awake.

    I hate insomnia

    But that's okay

    It hates me too
    So

    Bye

    Is the general gist of it

    Because fuck if I'm typing some poetic fucking bullshit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kill Bones View Post
    I feel like you might've missed what I implied there

    Or chose to ignore it

    Or I'm so tired I don't know what the fuck I'm saying I give up goodnight degenerates
    I think you're just not insane enough.

    Here, drink this suspiciously purple and glow-y substance.




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    Quote Originally Posted by vslayer View Post
    I think you're just not insane enough.

    Here, drink this suspiciously purple and glow-y substance.
    stop trying to make me drink grif's cum

    this is where i decide capitalisation at 12 am is for suckas
    So

    Bye

    Is the general gist of it

    Because fuck if I'm typing some poetic fucking bullshit

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    Quote Originally Posted by vslayer View Post
    TMI, friend, TMI.
    That's like this whole thread...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kill Bones View Post
    stop trying to make me drink grif's cum

    this is where i decide capitalisation at 12 am is for suckas
    You might start to grow tentacles in weird places.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clirkus View Post
    That's like this whole thread...
    Yeah, yeah. Most of it half my fault, as usual.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Clirkus View Post
    That's like this whole thread...
    i feel like you didn't miss what i implied

    but was i joking

    do de de do do de de do do de do

    twilight zone
    So

    Bye

    Is the general gist of it

    Because fuck if I'm typing some poetic fucking bullshit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kill Bones View Post
    do de de do do de de do do de do

    twilight zone
    I'm okay with this.


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