Don't you know that I'm one of those evil people? Fuck you, I'm Bela Fucking Talbot, and I will be vain if I want to. I don't let the pathetic fear of "bad people on the net" keep me from being awesome and showing people that.
"These people are the poisonous leeches on an age of potential so infinite it should be glorious. But
it stands no chance, it's marred by uselessness made flesh and minds that are little more than nubile lambs, bleeting obnoxiously."
-Sophistotle
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
-Douglas Adams
Originally Posted by Hank in Skype
You're insane.
Originally Posted by CommunistZed
I'M YOUR ZEDDYBEAR!
Originally Posted by Esper
Spot on.
Originally Posted by The Australian
A pretty cool chap.
For a Bolshevik.
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
I actually legitimately believed you might be female
Sorry
You're kinda like Nat in a way (don't shit yourself, let me finish)
You can be really fucking annoying (see blorbs1)
But when you're not, you're actually pretty alright
Originally Posted by TripMyHop
I'm not sure what to make of you. Like some of your reactions...I don't see what makes you have them. But when you're calm you seem like a really thoughtful, smart kid. Like you think about things deeply. When you yell random stuff it annoys me. lol
I can tell you're really creative too.
Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★
I get to see you a lot. You are something like a younger face in my circle of friends. It is a nice charm, but I really only know you on the basis that you are there a lot.
Originally Posted by Asuras
I can tell you're a perfectly cool dude, but you seem to squander this with silly or pointless posts. I'm sure you'll eventually get over it; I did myself. Just make sure you act pleasantly and I'll see you as a good spammer forever and always.
Originally Posted by Jorick
You're the worst, Ross.
Not really, you're better than some people. A few of them, at least. You used to be terrible on a Svenn and Nat (before I grew some tolerance for him) level, but now you're not that bad. Sometimes you still annoy me immensely, you're immature in stupid ways and you says some pretty dumb shit, but other than that you're alright. You have a decent sense of humor and a thick skin, both of which are traits I can appreciate. You just need to grow up some more before I can say my opinion of you is good rather than neutral.
Originally Posted by Clirkus
I'm suddenly drawing a blank.
I keep getting you mixed up with Aussie and Trooper and whoever else decided to change their set to something war-related.
Eh, I figure you're okay.
Originally Posted by Seravee
Hey! I will always remember you as that RD player who would not stop flooding my inbox. But I don't mean that as an insult. On the contrary, I like how active you've been in my game. I really appreciate it. I don't know you very well as a person, but you make me laugh, so keep doing what you're doing.
Originally Posted by Jannah
You seem cool and we seem to share an interest in history. Also, as a fellow comrade you get bonus points in my book.
Originally Posted by SmexySpiral
You could be exponentially worse.
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
That you did.
You don't seem all that bad, Zed. Just try don't fuck it up and we cool.
"These people are the poisonous leeches on an age of potential so infinite it should be glorious. But
it stands no chance, it's marred by uselessness made flesh and minds that are little more than nubile lambs, bleeting obnoxiously."
-Sophistotle
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
-Douglas Adams
Originally Posted by Hank in Skype
You're insane.
Originally Posted by CommunistZed
I'M YOUR ZEDDYBEAR!
Originally Posted by Esper
Spot on.
Originally Posted by The Australian
A pretty cool chap.
For a Bolshevik.
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
I actually legitimately believed you might be female
Sorry
You're kinda like Nat in a way (don't shit yourself, let me finish)
You can be really fucking annoying (see blorbs1)
But when you're not, you're actually pretty alright
Originally Posted by TripMyHop
I'm not sure what to make of you. Like some of your reactions...I don't see what makes you have them. But when you're calm you seem like a really thoughtful, smart kid. Like you think about things deeply. When you yell random stuff it annoys me. lol
I can tell you're really creative too.
Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★
I get to see you a lot. You are something like a younger face in my circle of friends. It is a nice charm, but I really only know you on the basis that you are there a lot.
Originally Posted by Asuras
I can tell you're a perfectly cool dude, but you seem to squander this with silly or pointless posts. I'm sure you'll eventually get over it; I did myself. Just make sure you act pleasantly and I'll see you as a good spammer forever and always.
Originally Posted by Jorick
You're the worst, Ross.
Not really, you're better than some people. A few of them, at least. You used to be terrible on a Svenn and Nat (before I grew some tolerance for him) level, but now you're not that bad. Sometimes you still annoy me immensely, you're immature in stupid ways and you says some pretty dumb shit, but other than that you're alright. You have a decent sense of humor and a thick skin, both of which are traits I can appreciate. You just need to grow up some more before I can say my opinion of you is good rather than neutral.
Originally Posted by Clirkus
I'm suddenly drawing a blank.
I keep getting you mixed up with Aussie and Trooper and whoever else decided to change their set to something war-related.
Eh, I figure you're okay.
Originally Posted by Seravee
Hey! I will always remember you as that RD player who would not stop flooding my inbox. But I don't mean that as an insult. On the contrary, I like how active you've been in my game. I really appreciate it. I don't know you very well as a person, but you make me laugh, so keep doing what you're doing.
Originally Posted by Jannah
You seem cool and we seem to share an interest in history. Also, as a fellow comrade you get bonus points in my book.
Originally Posted by SmexySpiral
You could be exponentially worse.
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
That you did.
You don't seem all that bad, Zed. Just try don't fuck it up and we cool.
Though now I have looked, personally I think it looked better long.
Standing at the edge of madness; The view is good.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein.
SHUT THE FUCK UP SOPHI.
I WASN'T FUCKING TALKING TO YOU.
GOD.
c:
"These people are the poisonous leeches on an age of potential so infinite it should be glorious. But
it stands no chance, it's marred by uselessness made flesh and minds that are little more than nubile lambs, bleeting obnoxiously."
-Sophistotle
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
-Douglas Adams
Originally Posted by Hank in Skype
You're insane.
Originally Posted by CommunistZed
I'M YOUR ZEDDYBEAR!
Originally Posted by Esper
Spot on.
Originally Posted by The Australian
A pretty cool chap.
For a Bolshevik.
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
I actually legitimately believed you might be female
Sorry
You're kinda like Nat in a way (don't shit yourself, let me finish)
You can be really fucking annoying (see blorbs1)
But when you're not, you're actually pretty alright
Originally Posted by TripMyHop
I'm not sure what to make of you. Like some of your reactions...I don't see what makes you have them. But when you're calm you seem like a really thoughtful, smart kid. Like you think about things deeply. When you yell random stuff it annoys me. lol
I can tell you're really creative too.
Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★
I get to see you a lot. You are something like a younger face in my circle of friends. It is a nice charm, but I really only know you on the basis that you are there a lot.
Originally Posted by Asuras
I can tell you're a perfectly cool dude, but you seem to squander this with silly or pointless posts. I'm sure you'll eventually get over it; I did myself. Just make sure you act pleasantly and I'll see you as a good spammer forever and always.
Originally Posted by Jorick
You're the worst, Ross.
Not really, you're better than some people. A few of them, at least. You used to be terrible on a Svenn and Nat (before I grew some tolerance for him) level, but now you're not that bad. Sometimes you still annoy me immensely, you're immature in stupid ways and you says some pretty dumb shit, but other than that you're alright. You have a decent sense of humor and a thick skin, both of which are traits I can appreciate. You just need to grow up some more before I can say my opinion of you is good rather than neutral.
Originally Posted by Clirkus
I'm suddenly drawing a blank.
I keep getting you mixed up with Aussie and Trooper and whoever else decided to change their set to something war-related.
Eh, I figure you're okay.
Originally Posted by Seravee
Hey! I will always remember you as that RD player who would not stop flooding my inbox. But I don't mean that as an insult. On the contrary, I like how active you've been in my game. I really appreciate it. I don't know you very well as a person, but you make me laugh, so keep doing what you're doing.
Originally Posted by Jannah
You seem cool and we seem to share an interest in history. Also, as a fellow comrade you get bonus points in my book.
Originally Posted by SmexySpiral
You could be exponentially worse.
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
That you did.
You don't seem all that bad, Zed. Just try don't fuck it up and we cool.
Looks nice B, though I would have had them shed off some thickness so your pretty face would have been more the focus.
Originally Posted by shelbermonstah
I'm extremely jealous and protective and as your wifey, I demand you let them know you are a taken wifey! -stern look of doom-
Originally Posted by Gryphon
I hate you so much I think I love you.
Originally Posted by Sole
You're my favorite lesbian, remember that.
Originally Posted by dman0649
Vslayer, marry me please.
Originally Posted by Siruya
Vslayer, I'll be your sled for the winter.
Originally Posted by Azarthes
I love Vslayer.
Originally Posted by Gin
I see, you truly work for Umbrella!!! <33
Originally Posted by Unibroue
I looooove you Vslayeeer <3 <3
Awesome RPer you are <3 <3
Originally Posted by BelaTalbot
I love you.
Originally Posted by Siruya
I vouch for Vslayer.
SHE IS EPIC.
Originally Posted by Lebuff
I love you vslayer.
Originally Posted by dman0649
V, you can tie me up and do whatever you want with me. :3
Originally Posted by Siruya
I wanna slap Vslayers tits.
With my face.
Originally Posted by Griever
8==========D ;;(o) <- vslayer
Originally Posted by scribbleking
It's obvious, that - when vslayer talks about her boobs, the conversation leads to the bible.
Infact, everytime she shows me her boobs i'm like "woah brain storm! how about we get ourselves up and down in some fine ass biblical references!?"
Originally Posted by Siruya
*touches Vslayer's hair*
*orgasms to death*
Originally Posted by Griever
I cover you in chili lime sauce
I walk over to you and unzip my pants
I ask you to fold them
I walk around the apartment in my boxers
Originally Posted by Bunnay
I fuckin' love you bitch.
Originally Posted by Grifspark
Vslayer, did you sexually assault the interviewing... guy...
Originally Posted by MadMoxxi
Guys, and I mean guys as in boys/men, get this through your thick fucking, moronic, pecker-guided skulls. I will not cyber with you, I will never cyber with you. The closest I ever have, and ever will, come to cybering with anyone was with vslayer and that was in an RP and also because she's fucking awesome and fucking hot, and there's no way any of you assholes will ever measure up to that. So pull your dickheads out of your assholes and deal with the fact that Moxxi is not going to fuck you. Fuck!?
Originally Posted by Bela
it's not hard to get me with V ;D I'd go lesbian for her in seconds
I'm sure quite a few of you have been confused by certain nicknames I have for people, so I've compiled a list of the people who I have nicknames for. If you're on this list you should probably be happy, because it means I've actually thought about you more than necessary. Or it means you did something stupid and I'm punishing you.
Ace -- Reginald
Azarthes -- Az/Me
Beatrix -- B
Brooklyn -- Brooks (I don't think she even ventures into spam anymore)
CommunistZed -- Zeddy
Darkdrago666 -- Dragomir
Foxes -- Foxy
Ghengismike -- Mikey
Grif of Hearts -- Griffin
Jaxi -- Jax
Jorick -- Ricky
Jster -- Jack
Kill Bones -- Kelso
KnightShade -- Vincent
Kyuki -- Ky
Love That Panda -- Pandabear/Crazy Lil Oreo
Ozymandias -- Oz
PrimezTime -- Optimus Primez
Rose Swan -- Rosie/Rosalie (when she's in trouble)
Ruby -- Tuesday
Scribz -- Scotty
Sole -- Ty
Sophistikit -- Sopy
Squee -- Squishy
Svenn -- Kid
TP -- Parry
Werecat -- Kitty
Originally Posted by Alkeni Synair
And more realistic. +10,000 Points to Bela.
I switch my alliegance to her!
Originally Posted by Auggie
Bela-
Cute and deadly.
Originally Posted by vslayer
Originally Posted by Azarthes
Bela, I want to be inside you.
I mean.
Bela I want you inside me?
Eh fuck it.
This.
Originally Posted by Cpt Toellner
Dude...Ive seen Bela do some crazy things, you would be jealous.
Originally Posted by Cpt Toellner
You. My Pants. Now.
Originally Posted by Dex
Dex is loling, Bela, you're awesome.
Originally Posted by dman0649
Originally Posted by Warrior in the shadows
Wow, everyone wants a piece of Bela... time for me to get in on this.
MINE! *rawrs, and tears you apart, molecule by molecule then rolls around in your blood*
Originally Posted by dman0649
Bela, I like the way you phrase things.
This is why I married you.
Originally Posted by dman0649
Bela never ceases to amaze me.
I could marry her again.
Originally Posted by Guru Gloin
Bela, I love you. Only a Blazing Saddles quote could have undone what happened here.
Originally Posted by Guru Gloin
I'm Oscar Schindler. You just made my list.
Originally Posted by MissSquee92
Don't threaten my Bela!
Originally Posted by omnijay
Bela, I <3 You.
Originally Posted by Rilla
Time for some 'black tips.'
Listen to Bela - She may be a psycho bitch and you may lose all respect for yourself - but it won't matter, you'll be entertained.
Originally Posted by Sophistikit
Bela's one of my favorites now ;D I could tell it was pretty much inevitable, but her insanity rivals my own. We are the keepers of the "uh, yeah, too far" response
Originally Posted by Svenn
Rose, listen to Bela. So far every post that i see her make, makes sense and something good comes out of it. She probably has the most experience than most people here. I'm a guy so I don't know much, but ^ she makes sense.
Originally Posted by The Doctor
The Doctor is adding Bela to his list of favorite people.
Originally Posted by vslayer
I now love you, 15 000 times
Originally Posted by Warrior in the shadows
No wait, I nominate BelaTalbot.
Originally Posted by MissSquee92
Nothing against Bella, but...shit. She doesn't deserve it. She's too...amazing.
Originally Posted by Ace of Spades
Bela is too hot to be the spam whore, agreed.
Originally Posted by Woodfin
Bela, every post you make should be quoted by law.
"Yeah, yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should."
avatar made by Sherlock Holmes, for which I am, eternally grateful.
"Yeah, but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists." (Ian Malcolm)
"Ohhh. Great warrior. Mmm hmm hmm hmm ... Wars not make one great. " (Yoda)
"Why does everything I whip leave me?" (Homer J. Simpson)
"Me Slag say you full of beryllium baloney!"
"Me Grimlock say you full of cesium salami"
"Beryllium baloney!" (Slag and Grimlock arguing)
Originally Posted by Esper
Because of the tears that flowed down your face like a Mtn stream.