Since this is actually an RP site I think that you should be aware that on Hellis' worst day (with a hangover, brain damage AND acute blindness) he is more creative than anything I have seen from you; and yes, I painfully read through some of your writing so that I could say this with legitimate knowledge.
I just wanted you to know my thoughts on your anti-Hellis post.
Originally Posted by Jorick
You, sir, are a rotten bastard.
Originally Posted by ImANargleHunter
I bet you have a nice ass.
Originally Posted by SmexySpiral
Hey, Hellis, did I mention that you're grade-A piece of forum ass?
Because you're grade-A forum piece of ass.
Originally Posted by NatsumeHack
You Do make threads, and are a pretty nice person, so I pick you over Autoerotic asphyxiation any day.
[10:27:54 PM] Sophi: Posting it in spam so they can shame me if I pull a Foxes and don't go anywhere with it
I guess that means she's incredibly thick-skinned or all that shame is hidden underneath her fat.
Originally Posted by Sinrus
You have eight fucking threads on the first page alone. Our server is held together by chewing gum and the collective prayers of the userbase, 75% of which is atheist. The server. Can not handle. Your bullshit.
Originally Posted by Sinrus
THE MODS ARE SACRIFICING US
THEY WISH TO SUMMON AN ELDER GOD
WHEN YOU GET BANNED ON RPG, YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE
Originally Posted by LunaLight
People in spam are like family. We poke fun, play games, and get on eachother's nerves because it is funny. But nobody is supposed to actually hate each other. Coming in on spam, it certainly looks like a hell hole, but it is just a crazy disfunctional family.
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
Alphakoka has been known to walk to any point in the universe. He has the power to become invisible. Alphakoka has an astounding mountain fortress carved from crystal, plus Alphakoka possesses the power to block explosive missiles and deflect them toward a single attacker. he fights with a cataclysmic trained zebra that also grants a phenomenal luck and he combats enemies with a wicked quarterstaff made from adamantium and he has a reputation for a marvelous constitution. Shamefully, Alphakoka is notorious for being tired
Originally Posted by Bela
You know, Toellner being Iron Man really puts a hamper on my Stark Fantasies. ;_;
Originally Posted by Simply_Deamon19
Originally Posted by Valeric
Lol, guru posted a novel.
No, he posted the entire fecking trilogy.
Originally Posted by Guru
Note that Rilla is INDEED stupid, just not /that/ stupid.
Originally Posted by Omega
<Omegakoka> Attempting to give a fuck: WIT+POL =3
<Omegakoka> !e 3
<VisibleQ> Omegakoka (3), 1, 5, 6, Successes : 0, Botch
Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠
Originally Posted by Turtlicious
Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠
I'm a little Tur-Tle, short and stout...
Grab me by the handle, and blow me by the spout.
When you tip me o-ver, I can't get up off of my back~
Be-cause my arms are stum-py, just like my shaft~
Originally Posted by Jorick regarding renaming a long thin tunnel called shaft
GUISE
Let's call it the...
Super Hot Anal Fun Tunnel
SHAFT for short.
Originally Posted by Elendra
[Excerpts taken from the Skype Group, slightly edited for the guild]
"Imagine hank wearing only a blue bikini and socks
He walks up to you, sits on your lap and grinds against you while stripping
Imagine him giggling a little when he tries to undo the bikini but can't get the knot untied at first
His fingers are shaking because he's both nervous and excited"
Since this is actually an RP site I think that you should be aware that on Hellis' worst day (with a hangover, brain damage AND acute blindness) he is more creative than anything I have seen from you; and yes, I painfully read through some of your writing so that I could say this with legitimate knowledge.
I just wanted you to know my thoughts on your anti-Hellis post.
Originally Posted by Jorick
You, sir, are a rotten bastard.
Originally Posted by ImANargleHunter
I bet you have a nice ass.
Originally Posted by SmexySpiral
Hey, Hellis, did I mention that you're grade-A piece of forum ass?
Because you're grade-A forum piece of ass.
Originally Posted by NatsumeHack
You Do make threads, and are a pretty nice person, so I pick you over Autoerotic asphyxiation any day.