so i was talking to this girl at two in the morning after we left the club

[Clirkus]

Sherlock.
Why are you doing this to me?

[Sherlock Holmes]

Sherlock.
Why are you doing this to me?

Doing what?

[Clirkus]

Doing what?

YOU KNOW.

[Kill Bones]

What, confused? Can't stand the sight of a strong Nord woman?

Thanks Hank, I always wanted to rupture my lungs laughing

[Sophistikit]

I'm not much of a drinker either.

Which is why I live vicariously through the drunken escapades of Hank and Sophi because they're hilarious when they've had a few.

And if we can convince you to have a glass of wine, all the better ;D

What even?

Hello, have you met me? You should.

Never listen to Sophi's advice about what kind booze to buy, you'll get hammered as fuck.

LOL Not sorry. You loved it.

Two words for everyone curious: Kraken Rum. Educate yourselves. Use the buddy system.

[Foxes]

Kraken Rum.

I have several stories about The Kraken (it's got a participle attached to it, Sopee, get educated) and black, tar-like vomit. They're amazing.

[Hank]

Thanks Hank, I always wanted to rupture my lungs laughing

[Sophistikit]

I have several stories about The Kraken (it's got a participle attached to it, Sopee, get educated) and black, tar-like vomit. They're amazing.

When I'm drinking it I know it only as "omg this fucking rum."

[Sherlock Holmes]

And if we can convince you to have a glass of wine, all the better ;D

Two words for everyone curious: Kraken Rum. Educate yourselves. Use the buddy system.

You come down to NYC when I move there and I'll buy the booze. (Then we'll really see how well this buddy system of yours works.)

[Hank]

When I'm drinking it I know it only as "omg this fucking rum."

Which is still a big step up from whiskey, which Sophi only knows as "SHIT SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER. OH GOD. SHIT. FUCK ME."