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    Adventures in the Underground

    Yuugi: Ehh? Where am I...? ...Why are you dressed as Parsee...? I mean, it's not like her outfit is common, and doubly so for a male. Nice calves, by the way.

    Perfect~
    7/21Oh dear, sweet mercy... Where'a bucket loli to fall on my head and knock me out hile I've still some of my decency and pride?
    7/21Kisume: Weeee *lands on your head*

    Yuugi: Ohh, that's gotta hurt...
    7/21Just a wee bit... By the way, you have a nice horn on your head... *collapses in a dead faint*
    7/21Yuugi: Heh, yeah! I won it in battle long ago! Back then, I was but a human, like you. Then I defeated an Oni in a fist fight, took my prize, and became an Oni... Good times. Wonder what ever happened to her...?
    7/21*murmurs in response, and begins to drool*

    Parsee: Oh, it's you, Yuugi. What are you doing here? ...And why is there some random idiot lying on my bridge wearing my clothes?
    7/22Yuugi: *nose bleed* P-par... Parsee, your, umm... You seem to be lacking... something.

    Kisume: *holds lack of even a slight chest in envy*
    7/22Parsee: *looks down* ...Great. So the idiot is also a pervert, and stripped off my clothes. Lovely. At least he bothered to leave my underwear on... *glares at Kisume* What you looking at?
    7/22Kisume: Paruparuparuparu...

    Yuugi: ...Well, ya look nicer without ya clothes on than I expected of a gal what lives under a bridge...
    7/22Parsee: *folds arms across her chest* Well, who do ya think fixes up that bridge? I got to use sweat and muscle to do it.

    Uggh, my head... What did I drink...
    7/22Yuugi: *sniff* Nothin' at all; let's get you some sake down ya throat! *readies a bottle of cheap sake from seemingly nowhere*

    Kisume: Paruparuparuparu... What a nice figure... *bites thumb nail*
    7/22*crinkles nose and turns away* No, no...smells nasty... Parsee, what did we do last night.

    Parsee: I don't even reccognize the fool. And as amusing as it is... Kisume, you can stop being jealous...
    7/22(Also, I've been working out a bit of a timeline/Character list for SS, so I can get the story straight and not use too many from each game, and keep them spread out. So far, I've gotten to the end of Chapter 51. Although, I may move it up some, as I feel the current plot point of being bodiless is a bit too much to stretch over ten chapters. If I move up the bossfight to 40 instead of fifty... Maybe it'd fit better. idk)
    7/22Yuugi: Never said it was something what was optional! *plugs it in to your mouth and tilts it back*
    7/22Gah, it burns, it burns! *falls into incomprehensibility as the liquor fills his mouth*

    Parsee: Oh, but 'that' is amusing... Just be careful Yuugi. I don't want anything spilled on my clothes. The stain would take forever to get out.
    7/22Yuugi: Ehh, melons could get it out if asked nice enough!

    Kisume: *slowly climbs way back up rope with bucket held on by legs*

    Koishi: Chug, chug, chug, chug!
    7/22Mewhuns? Whad dype ob mewhuns?

    Parsee: Yeah, like she said! Chug chug paru paru paru.... Wait, why am I agreeing?
    7/22Koishi: Hell if I know! *giggles* Nice **, by the way!
    7/22Parsee: Thank you. All that hammer real works those muscles... Wait a second... Don't even think of doing what you're thinking of doing...
    7/22Koishi: *tilts head* I don't do that. ...I don't think I do that, anyways! Maybe I do do that! *hugs Parsee*

    Yuugi: Ohh, this'll be entertaining...
    7/22Parsee: Ah! Hands off the goods! No touching at all! And get your hands out of my underpants!
    7/22Koishi: But undies are made for getting into! And out of! ...And into!

    Yuugi: *Knocks back the rest of the sake*
    7/22Parsee: Really, now. Tell me who else gets into your underpants then on a regular basis. Besides yourself.
    7/22Koishi: Remi, and big sis! Ahh, and one time Yamame, when I got sick! ...And then I was more sick... So then I went to see Yamame! ...And then that one time, I had fun with Yamame! And then I was sicker! So I then stopped seeing Yamame! Ahh, and then I had fun with lots of Remi's maids! Those little guys are skilled, let me tell ya! And then I took a nap~ That was a fun day~

    Yuugi: *chokes on sake* That was... one day?

    Koishi: Yup!
    7/22Parsee: You know, I shouldn't really be surprised at that. All that attention you gave everyone else... Damn, are you trying to make me jealous?

    *guy snores a bit in the background, having fallen asleep due to sake overdose*
    7/22Koishi: Nope~ You asked, and I told, then you asked, and I said this! And that. And that. And that and this. Ohh~ Natural blonde, after all!
    7/22Parsee: *breaths in sharply* Yes, you continue to speak. And no, it is not natural if you do care... Parsee, shut up! And stop referring to yourself in the third person! And get her hands out of your pants!
    7/22Koishi: *pouts* But why? Hands are meant to go in pants! It's the natural order of things! Also, what silky hair you have!
    7/22Parsee: Not natural order... Please stop... Want you to stop... Shouldn't be doing this. Yuugi! Help, please...
    7/22Yuugi: *snores*

    Kisume: Paruparuparuparu

    Koishi: You're next, Kisu! Ohh, and, why stop when you can go, go, goo~?

    Kisume: Yay!
    7/22Parsee: How can you make me feel so... feel so... Haven't felt this way in forever...
    7/22(is someone wanting another of my short stories? :P)
    7/22(Eheh... Well, I didn't mean it to end up this! It was subconcious, really! XD; )

    Koishi: Eheh~ Go, go, go, gooo~
    7/22(subconscious, hrm? You don't say...)

    Parsee: Oh, by the bridge itself... Faster Koishi, faster. Don't... don't you dare stop...
    7/22Koishi: But if I do, you'll beg! I like when they beg... *licks fingers* Ohh, tasty!
    7/22Parsee: That is so, so... Uggh... Well, if you're not going to finish the job, I'll just have to do it myself. Like I always have to...
    7/22Koishi: I'm not gonna let you~ Though, once you ask propperly I'll be sure to let you reach the end with a bang~
    7/22Parsee: Koishi, what do you... Why is this not working? Why can't I feel... Koishi, please. Please...
    7/22Koishi: Eheh~ Good girl! Now to make you go out with a bang~!
    7/22Parsee: *eyes shoot open* Ohhh... Koi.. shi... Mmmmmooh! *devolves into various shouts and screams as she collapses, back arching*
    7/22Yuugi: Mnn... What'd I... miss...? *stares in shock*

    Koishi: And now, for the grand finalle~

    Kisume: *claps*
    7/22Parsee: *looks up weakly, chest heaving with deep breaths* How could there... be more?
    7/22Koishi: Because this is only half of my full power~

    Yuugi: *Stares, not having a clue as to what she should do*
    7/22...Uggh, my head is hurting even more... What did I miss? *blinks at the sight before him* Ok, I must be dreaming...

    (don't know how to have Parsee react yet)
    7/22Yamame: Hello, every... one...? Ohh, my...
    7/22Parsee: Great, someone else to see me... And I'm the only one who is still nearly naked... Where are my clothes, anyways? Jealous of them all... *looks up at the dazed human* Oh that's right. Now, human, strip and give me those back.
    7/22Koishi: Chuu~ And now, we're done! Eheh, byeee~
    7/22Parsee: *screams and lies panting on the ground once more* Damn damn damn fuck it...
    7/22(I guess I'll grab the bull by the horns then :P)

    Parsee: *after laying there for a few minutes, she looks up at the spider youkai) Yamame... Come here. I hate to say it, but I need your help...
    7/22Yamame: Fine, but if you get sick, I'm going to say that I DID warn you. Now, what is it...?
    7/22Parsee: Just help me up. I don't know if I can stand... Uggh, what did that girl 'do' to me...
    7/22Yamame: *pulls her up* Koishi? Eheh, what didn't she do...? She has such skills...
    7/22Parsee: I... I suppose that is one way of putting it... *collapses into Yamame's side* Thank you... Even though I'm so jealous of you... You're soft. Paru...
    7/22Yamame: Well, yeah! so long as you aren't touching my exoskeleton, I'm supposed to be!
    7/22Parsee: Mmm... That is good to know... I like this. *hand reaches over to hug Yamame* I wish I was this soft.
    7/22Yamame: You... okay, Parsee...?
    7/22Parsee: ...Yes. Yes, I am. And you look so soft. And... delicious.

    Guy: *looks at Yuugi* So... should we do anything about that?
    7/22Yuugi: I say we watch.
    7/22Guy: If we must.

    Parsee: *begins to nuzzle the bottom of her neck* And you smell 'good'. I feel like I'm... hungry, all of the sudden. But for what...
    7/22Yamame: Umm... I don't... know...? Maybe we should... get some food in you...?

    Yuugi: It's cute how clueless she is...

    Yamame: Ehh?
    7/22Parsee: I know, you smell like... fruit? And you look like a pear. I haven't had a pear in so long. Must have one little bite... Paru...

    Guy: Yes, it is, isn't it. *glances up and asks quietly* Still hanging around up there, Kisume?
    7/22Kisume: Hnn... Nhaa...! Mmm...

    Yuugi: ...I think that answers that...

    Yamame: Kisume sounds like she's in pain! I wonder what's going on... Maybe I should go up there and see!
    7/22Guy: *snickers* Yeah, pain. Someone should really look into that.

    Parsee: No, you're staying right here. Nice miss pear. *takes a bit of the pear's stem... err... neck*
    7/22Yamame: H-hyaa?! I'm not good... nn... t-to eat! I'm also not a pear!

    Yuugi: *face palm*

    Kisume: Ahn... more, Koishi... Y-yeah...! Right there...
    7/22Guy: So that's where she went... Playing in the dark blowhole.

    Parsee: You taste good to me, Miss Pear. Now come here, I want more. *grabs Yamame's hips and pulls her closer, while continuing to eat out her neck*

    (no, I couldn't type that with a straight face)
    7/22Yamame: Nnm...! St-stop?! *she quivers*

    Kisume: Why... mmn... Why did she have to go, and leave me alone... ahn... I was so r-ready for her, too...
    7/22Parsee: No, no stop. I'm hungry. Gonna eat you all up. *leans in and bites Yamame's lips*

    Guy: So, if she got Parsee and Kisume, and Parsee is taking care of Yamame... *glances about*
    7/22(back to Ys?)
    7/22*in the distance* Unyuuuuu?!

    Yuugi: I think we have a hint as to her next victim...

    Yamame: I... said... stop! *6 spider-like legs push her skirt up, and shover Parsee away*
    7/22Parsee: Oh, bad pear! Has an insect in it... Still, want food... *looks up at Kisume* Oh, an apple hanging! Can eat that. *flies up to apple*

    Guy: Maybe we should get out of here then, while we've the chance. I don't suppose I can hit you up for any normal clothes?
    7/22Kisume: Mnn... Ahh... ...Ahh...? Ahh...! Oww! Stop biting my- Oww! Stop biting my bucket!

    Yamame: *Lets out a sigh of relief* What's her problem...? *forgets that her dress is bunched around her waist, exposing her womanhood to the world*
    7/22Guy: The simple explanation? It appears that she got Koishi'd

    Parsee: *in the background, begins licking the bucket. And the bucket girl too*
    7/22Yamame: Ohh, great... Guess I'd best wrap her up. *begins to produce silk from a 4th hole between her legs*

    Kisume: N-no...! Mnnn... My bucket feels... so good...! Mm!
    7/22Guy: *can't help but stare a bit* Umm... Miss Kurondai, I didn't mention, but you're... showing a bit. And knowing the state she's in, I don't know if that can hold it.

    Parsee: And now to eat right down to the core... Delicious apple. *imagine what happens here :P*
    7/22Yamame: Showing what...? Anyways, even an oni would have trouble breaking through my silk; few materials are as strong as spider silk, let alone youkai spider silk!

    Yuugi: Your ass is showing, Yamame.

    Yamame: Ehh? Eek! *throws silk in the eyes of the man who might/already did see her
    7/22Guy: Ah! That stings! Good thing you don't have webshooters, or that would have shot out my eyes. Gah...
    7/22Yamame: No, but I can make it fire... Let's see... *she began to aim her butt at Parsee, spreading her cheeks so as not to risk webbing them together again* Hnn... *she began to strain, and brace herself like a cannon, before a rather large glob of sticky, silky webbing shot out of her, aimed directly at Parsee*
    7/22Guy: Mmm, what did you do? Did you just fire at me?

    Parsee: Yummy yummy bucket lo- *gets blasted directed in the head, and is shot across the darkness. Her head ends up being stuck to the side of cave, her ass pointed straight in the air as she comes to a rest next to Yuugi*
    7/22Yuugi: ...Well, that was quite the sight... *nose bleeds*

    Yamame: Now to make an air hole... *she began to eat the silk off of Parse's mouth and nose*
    7/22Guy: You know Miss Kurondai, I don't think she was literally trying to eat you... I think she was attempting to kiss you. Or something to that effect.
    7/22Yamame: W-what?! Th-that's... *blush*
    7/22Parsee: Yamame, is that You? I can smell your deliciousness...

    Guy: See what I mean? She's become so jealous of you, she wants you. Or at least I think that is what she means...
    7/22Yamame: Th-that's so... perverted...
    7/22Guy: You were satisfied with the short explanation of being Koishi'd...
    7/22Yamame: *blushes at the memory of Koishi gently pulling out her silk*
    7/22Guy: Eheh, that's what I thought. She mentioned she got you good too, one day. So why not let her...?
    7/22Yamame: *blushes even harder* Sh-shut up, before I give you a cold!
    7/22Guy: Yeah, that's what I thought. But alright, if you insist. I'm gonna go search... somewhere for my clothes. I'm sure Parsee might have something in her hut under the bridge...
    7/22Yamame: G-good luck... *nibbles more of the silk on Parsee's face*

    Yuugi: Well, that sure was a strange happening. Though, I do wonder how he's going to find anything with his eyes webbed up...
    7/22Guy: *shouting* I still have my ha-*runs into a rock wall* OW! This might take a while...

    Parsee: Hey... Miss Pear-mame! You came back! And you still look tasty.
    7/22(Btw, wondering if you ever catch someone reading through one of your stories, and you just sit there and watch as each number ticks up. Cause I just did that. XD)
    7/22(Bit of a waste of time, but it was fun. In a manner of speaking)
    7/22(Ahah, well... The numbers go up rather constantly enough that I'd never be able to tell! XD; )

    Yamame: St-stay back! *hides behind Yuugi*

    Yuugi: Jeez...
    7/22(Aye, I gotcha. Well, someday it is slow enough for me that I'm able to tell.)

    Parsee: Aww... Why is Miss Pearmame running away, Miss Skewyuugi?
    7/22Yuugi: Okay, this was funny at first, but... *picks up Parsee and tosses her into the water under the bridge*
    7/22Parsee: *gargles for a bit* ...Why am I in the water? And why am I still wearing just my underwear?
    7/22Yuugi: Good! She's no longer trying to eat the peach of an apple or pear!

    Yamame: ...That was a horrible joke...
    7/22Parsee: Eat the what of the what or a what? Bah, I don't have time for this... *storms off to the hut* And why do I have silk on my face? *enters hut and slams the door*

    *a few moments pass and she opens the door back up, tossing out the guy, with only a towel protecting his modesty*
    7/22Yuugi: Well, you don't see that every day...
    7/22Satori: No, you do not. I, however...

    Guy: *grumbles and sits up. Eh, who's there now?
    7/22Koishi: *wipes mouth of Okuu* Sister! *tackles and cuddles*

    Yuugi: ...
    7/22Satori: *pats gently on her back* Hello, sister. I see you've been having... fun with my pets. Now, what did I tell you?
    7/22Koishi: ...Don't talk with your mouth full?

    Yuugi: *sigh* Why did THAT come to my mind first...?
    7/22Satori: Because it's good advice for everyone to take. Also, another piece of advice for you, Yuugi, is to stop watching my sister so... 'thoroughly'. As for you Koishi, that's not what I meant. What 'else' did I tell you?
    7/23Yuugi: Hard to do, when I also need to be on guard against her...

    Koishi: Hmm... Ahh! Radioactive things are bad to eat?
    7/23Satori: You weren't being on guard against her, Yuugi. You were drooling at what was happening before you. And that isn't all due to my sister's influence. *turns to Koishi*

    Well, Koishi, that is certainly more applicable to this situation than any other. So, what were you doing with Okuu that was bad?
    7/23(Oh, and got a minific based on this thread. Kinda. A lot darker, though. It's halfway done, so see what you think about it.)

    You wake up, head throbbing due to your actions the previous night. For a few seconds you lay there, your eyes refusing to open and let in more painful light, however dim it may be. Eventually, however, you let the eyelids slip open, revealing the dull interior of an ancient wooden hut, caked with layers of dirt and grime.

    As you groan softly, you force your arms down as your body tries to raise. Eventually, you manage to get yourself into a sitting position, your eyes sweeping around everything. However, your activities are halted as you gaze upon your body. Or rather, the clothes upon your body.

    They are quite odd to your eyes, and cut out of an ancient, rough cloth. A brown shirt with blue trim, and with white lines crisscrossing across each other. The black undershirt coming halfway up your chest, squeezing tightly against you. But it feels wrong. Too wrong. It squeezes tightly against your chest, the low cut of the blouse not made for you. As you shift, you feel a few of the threads groaning, stretched to their breaking point.

    Your eyes slip down, taking in the rest of the garments you are clad in. And, you are struck by the fact that these are not pants are trousers that you are clad in, but instead is a skirt. One that is rather short on you, going only most of the way down your thighs. It explains the breeze that your dangly bits were feeling, even if there is no wind that could possibly be moving in this hut.

    Still, you force yourself to your feet, in an attempt to discover where exactly that you are. Slipping to your stocking clad feet, you pad your way over to the door, towards the exit. You stop in your tracks, though, when it is flung open, revealing the silhouette of another person. A woman.

    Clad in naught but her undergarments and sleepwear, she steps into the room, staring at you. Burning green eyes dig into your soul, judging you and finding you wanting. So very much.

    "Oh, now who is this in my room?" Her voice drips with barely disguised malice, overcoming any politeness that the words themselves may have. You take a step back from her unconsciously, overwhelmed by the sheer presence she has. "Who are you to come into my home, my house, my 'bridge', and treat it as if it's your own."

    Her eyes linger on the outfit you are wearing, as a mocking smile grows on her face. "One that is satisfied with stealing the garments of others? Now tell me, why would you come to my home?" She inches forward, her hand drifting by one of the various piles of clutter to grab a small, woven doll as she drifts towards you. "You have the freedom to do whatever you want, and you come down here, and dress in my clothes? I'm so jealous that you can do such a thing..."

    "Well, if you want it so bad, you can have it."

    From nowhere, a hammer materializes in her left hand as she raises it up, doll being pressed against one of the rotting wooden beams of the shack by a nail. And just as quickly, the hammer comes down, driving the nail through the doll's midsection and into the wood.

    Pain burst in your insides as they began to liquify, churning in a violent turbulence. Through the fabric, you could barely see through clenched eyes as it moved, as if something 'living' was inside. Whatever it was, it was changing you, somehow... And you were powerless to stop it.

    A cry of pain passed your lips as your bones began to shift, your spine itself whittling away. You found the ground inching closer as you lost your height. Just as your backbone became smaller, your hips became larger, as they pushed out against your skin, expanding an inch for every inch lost. The skirt that you were clad in flared ever so gently as it settled onto hips appropriate for it.

    The biggest change came when you felt something detach from you, and fall from inside the skirt. Looking down, you see the remains of your member just laying on the ground, lifeless. In its place, you feel a hole growing inside of you, just as you feel the bile rising in your throat and the horror rising in your chest.

    Before you could say anything else, the girl raises the hammer again, two nails being placed against the dolls legs. Through the haze of receding pain, you barely take note as the hammer falls again. But the renewed pain in your legs is as good of an indicator as anything else.

    Again, you feel your bones contorting, as they all shrink once more. You lose more height, although not nearly as much as before. Glancing over at the girl, you find yourself looking up at her, having doubled over in the pain. Still, as the pain rips through your feet, you let yourself fall back onto the bed, in an attempt to get off of them.

    Before your very eyes, you watch as they get smaller, more delicate, the toes becoming dainty. As they do, you notice that the hair along your legs begins to recede, becoming as soft as down. As you tremulously reach a hand forward towards your legs, you note as the creature that appears to be inside you moves again, rearranging the muscle and fat. The lower leg becomes slimmer and smoother as your thighs, revealed by the bunched-up skirt, become plumper and softer.

    Just as they do that, you feel your backside beginning to change as well. Either the pain has become softer, or you're become so used to it that it doesn't matter, but you feel it begin to rearrange as it grows. For the first time, you feel yourself rising upwards as your ass grows larger and larger, expanding ever so slightly.

    Before you can react further, two more nails are hammered down, this time into your arms. You are literally thrown back into bed as your arms splay themselves out, stretched sideways along the bed. The skin underneath them starts moving as the hair on them also recedes, your body twisting this way and that due to the pain.

    Your head flops to a side, and you force it to stay there as you watch in gruesome fascination as the changes continue to pierce your body. Your arms become shorter just as the rest of your body has, and the palms of your hands become thinner. As you continue to watch, you watch as your fingers actually become longer and thinner, seemingly too dainty to do more than hold a napkin. As another pain shoots through you, your hands grasp the covers of the bed.

    It doesn't take long for the next changes to become apparent, as the threadbare fabric gives way to the nails growing from the tips of your fingers. Long and sharp they grow, more like the talons of a bird than the nails of an actual woman.

    As the pain fades away, you notice how deeply you are breathing as you stare at the side of the hut. With trepidation, you look at yourself, at the monstrosity that you have become. The hands and legs of a woman, but the rest of you is still a man. You feel wrong, you ARE wrong. You can't the fear rising up within you, wonder if you'll be stuck as a freak like this. If you'll be stuck as a... monster.

    You look back up at the woman, grinning viciously down at you. Once more, she raises a nail to the doll. Placing it squarely on the chest, she draws her hammer back, and strikes down once more.
    7/23(Very interesting story!)

    Koishi: Umm... Ahh! She didn't seem to like it at first, even if she was just unyuuing cutely by the end?
    7/23(Thanks, we'll see how it ends up)

    Satori: Now, now, forget the unyuuing for a moment. Did you eat any of her? Or do we need to take you down to Mitori to check and see if you are irradiated?
    7/23Koishi: Ahh! I had some of those sticky, slippery fluids!
    7/23Satori: See? Now that is very bad. You could potentially get a stomach ache. Yuugi, I have to ask, would you consider that a supernatural phenomena?
    7/23Yuugi: If it's from a youkai, of course it is.
    7/23Satori: Well, then it's up to you to fix it then, isn't it? Since you have control over supernatural phenomena.
    7/23Yuugi: Fine, fine... *with a poke of her finger to Koishi's belly, she got rid of the offending ...substance*

    Koishi: Ahaha! That tickles!
    7/23Satori: Thank you, Miss Yuugi. I appreciate it greatly. Now, Miss Yamame, is there anything that you require? The same with you, Miss Kisume. I'll be seeking Parsee out soon enough.
    7/23Kishume: *Sighs, having had wanted to have fun with Koishi, like those other times*

    Yamame: *sighs, happy to be safe from Koishi's skilled fingers*
    7/23Satori: Wonderful, now I'll be off. Now to find the bridge-

    Parsee: *from the distance* I'm here. Don't bother with trying to find me. I don't want anything to do with that satori.
    7/23Koishi: Hi, bridge lady! Aww, you're dressed again...
    7/23Your back arches as the pain shoots through the center of your body, spreading to all of your extremities. You can 'hear' your ribs begin to creak and crack as they are shifted, moving inward, dragging your organs closer and closer together. With a groan, your new, tiny hands leap to your sides, as you feel them draw closer and closer together, your waist becoming smaller.

    At the same time, the bones in your shoulders also become smaller, drawing them closer as they lose the excess muscle, becoming clean lines of soft skin wrapped by the brown cloth. Your hands immediately leap away once you realize what is happening, but even grasping at the bed does not prevent the shrinking, instead pulling away the covers of the bed in a futile gesture.

    As the changes in the bones slow, you lay gasping, feeling so tiny right now. Staring blankly down at your body, you notice how loose the shirt has now become, and breathe a sigh of relief as 'something' had apparently gone right. But as your body begins to bubble beneath your skin, you realize that the changes haven't ended yet. And the pain fills you once more.

    Through bleary eyes, you watch as the skin on your chest gives way to the pain, as two growths begin to bubble up from within your body. Outward they stretch, rising half an inch, then half another. As they do, you feel your nipples stiffen against the rough fabric as it drags against your skin, becoming more and more sensitive by the minute.

    Cringing at the pain, you close your eyes, refusing to look at the sight before you, even if you can still feel your body changing inside of you. The terrible pain hurts; yet by now, it's starting to feel familiar to you. Still, once again the pain stops, and you allow yourself to look down at the mounds that have grown on your chest.

    You cringe at the sight. The things are huge to your eyes, standing out against your once flat chest. The blouse is now once again taught, pulling against the lumps that are just too large for you. As your mind begins to reassert yourself, you begin to hyperventilate, as this is wrong. This is all 'wrong'...

    Before you can react again, she takes another nail and places it against the head of the doll. Realizing what she is about to do, you shout out for her to stop. But before any sound passes your lips, she strikes down.

    Your head bursts in an explosion of sharp pain, as if a thousand knives are stabbing you and a thousand hammers are wailing against your skull. Every bone in your skull, every piece of cartilage begins to change, and to shrink. You can imagine what is happening as bone is being shaved away from your jaw, making it more petite. Your nose, as it becomes smaller, more button like.

    Just the same, you feel the face shifting, with cheeks expanding while your lips become slightly more full. The pain begins to extend to your forehead and scalp, as the hair from your eyebrows recedes. In response, your hair begins to lengthen, tickling down over your face and covering your eyes with a curtain of blonde strands.

    Sweeping them aside with annoyance, you freeze as you feel your body move. This is not right, not at all. This hair is not right, it scratches where it shouldn't. Your face is wrong... Your mouth feels too large, your jaw too small. You can barely breathe through this nose. Your chest... Your breasts, you have to admit, are too large. You barely feel that you could move without losing your balance. Your waist is too small... You feel like you'll snap in half. Everything, anything, Nothing is right.

    In the middle of your panic, you don't even notice as two tiny nails are drawn out, and placed against the head of the doll. Softly, almost lovingly, she nails the last two in with a few gentle taps of her hammer.

    As she does, you are blinded, your eyes able to see nothing but black. Frightened even more than before, you lunge from to and fro, clawing at your face, wanting to see once more, wanting out of this nightmare, this horrible nightmare.

    And just as suddenly, you can see once more. But you are staring at a brown haired girl in a simple yukata, wide smile on her face. Why is this girl in your hut? Why is this girl in your home? "Get out, now!" Grinding your teeth in derision, the silly girl just giggles, and skips out. You grumble to yourself, muttering about stupid girls, with their stupid fancy dresses, and their pretty brown hair. Not the ugly hair that you have.

    And as she skips away, you frown deeply. There she goes, bouncing around with her large breasts, not the small tiny things that you have. Her perfect backside, not too boyish as yours is. Her tiny waist, much more attractive than yours is. Every step emphasizes how perfect she is in comparison to you, how much better than you she is.

    With a growl, you pick up a doll from a pile, before eying it suspiciously. Taking up your hammer, you begin to wonder if it isn't too late to be putting a curse on her.

    For you've never been this jealous in your life.
    7/23Parsee: Yes, I am. And I'm 'staying' that way. And there isn't nothing you can do about it.

    Satori: Koishi, what did you... Oh, I see. Must you do that to everyone that we know down here? It's a wonder they allow us out at all.
    7/23Koishi: *giggles* Well, it's not like they don't like it to some degree! Atleast subconciously~
    7/23Satori: That has nothing to do with it. What do I tell you about doing something like that without permission? Oh, why do I bother...
    7/23So what did you think? J/w
    7/23Koishi: *shugs*
    7/23(Very, very good! Loved the ending.)
    7/23Satori: Alright, well, come along Koishi. We will need to wash off Okuu after everything. And I can't tote a pressure washer up here, now can I? Oh, and Parsee, if you do want to drop by, I have a few pears.

    Parsee: Why you little...

    (Hooray! Glad that you did. Always interesting to become the tomato in the mirror)
    7/23Koishi: Okay, big sis! *skips towards the wrong direction*

    Yuugi: You really like fruit, don't you, Parsee...?

    Yamame: *blushes from the memories of what Parsee did*

    Kisume: *falls beside Parsee, with a begging look in her eye, and tugs on her sleeve*
    7/23Satori: Koishi, the other way! Unless you want to be visiting Mima down in the rest of hell... And no, I don't think that's quite the point, Yuugi.

    Parsee: *turns to Kisume, still grumpy* What is it, bucket?
    7/23Kisume: Y-you can... eat this apple anytime... *she looked away with a blush*
    7/23Parsee: *stares at her for a moment, before she remembers. The tips of her ears reddening, she also looks away* Al... Alright. But I'm not giving out any... favors for free.
    7/23Kisume: Thank you, miss Parsee! *she grins happily at the flustered hashihime*
    7/23Parsee: Alright... Well... I think I'm gonna leave. *looks towards Yamame, voice low* And sorry, Yamame...
    7/23Yamame: Ahaha...! S-sorry for what? Nothing happened! Nothing at all! *in denial*

    Yuugi: See ya, Parsee!
    7/23Parsee: Right, yeah. Nothing. I see. Bye.

    Guy: So... What was I doing again? I don't remember much.

    Not-Drizzt: Finally got away from that stupid human and pixie. But down here, I shall find all the other drow, and assemble an army of the good and righteou- *punched in face by the guy*

    Guy: Do shut up.
    7/23Touhoumon Status: 3.5k words, 2 sections down. One more section, then on to the big honkin' scene. Still keeping it at 1 chapter for now... If the big honkin' scene proves too big, I may split it. But that won't be known until it is written.
    7/23Hehe, I missed the previous alert! XD;

    Yuugi: That wasn't very nice, Guy...
    7/23Guy: He's a drow, what should I do about him?

    (is all good (: )
    7/23Yuugi: Well, I could always lend her one of my outfits... That thing's soaking wet! Must have fallen into a river, and ended up down here...
    7/23Guy: No, no, it's a guy. Trust me. And besides, you're a wee bit large for him to wear anything. He'd fall right out of it.
    7/23Yuugi: ...Why does he have breasts...? I mean, they Parsee sized, but...
    7/23Not-Drizzt: They are signature of my species! But I assure you, even though I possess an extremely feminine body, my mind is as sharp as any, and my strength is as that of a man!

    Guy: ...Which is why I punched him in the first place.
    7/23Yuugi: ...He's making me want to punch him through a wall...
    7/23Guy: Be my guest. It's not that hard, so you won't even bruise your knuckles.

    Not-Drizzt: Of course I am soft! Have you ever heard of a drow that isn't! But I tell, though we are soft, we can bounce back from anything!
    7/23Yuugi: *punches him through a wall. Not of a house, but of the cavern*
    7/23Guy: *holds up a placard with 9.5 on it* Now, once more, but with feeling.
    7/23Yuugi: It seems to be out cold. What a wuss... I've hit the black-white harder than that!
    7/23Guy: Isn't the black white a bit tougher than that, though? For that matter, I think Patchy is more fit. Anything to add, Yamame?
    7/23Yamame: He has a cold. Think I should suck it out? *a pair of mandibals stick out of her open mouth*
    7/23Guy: Well, I think he deserves it. Unless you think it's something that you'd like more?
    7/23Yamame: *pulls them back in* Well, such things are tasty treats to me. It's up to you, though...
    7/23Guy: Oh, alright, fine. Have at it. ...And by any chance, are you in any way related to vampires?
    7/23Yamame: *pops her mandibals out again and shakes head no before stabbing them into various locations on the body of the drow for a few seconds*

    Yuugi: I, on the other hand, am! *she gave a toothy grin, exposing her fangs that while longer than that of a human, were still a bit shorter than those of a vampire* Even if we Oni live off of alcohol, we can also live off of blood, much like how vampires can live off of alcohol! ...We just see no reason to, as alcohol tastes far better! Ya know?
    7/23Guy: Considering how I neither drink, nor have ever tasted blood, I don't suppose I can. And when you shoved it down my throat earlier, all I cared about how it was burning.
    7/23Yamame: *sighs happily* So good... I took his cold, and gave him the flu. *licks mandibles clean of the blood*
    7/23Guy: She doesn't happen to get drunk on those diseases, does she Yuugi? Almost wondering considering the way she's talking.
    7/23Yuugi: Only if you're drunk when she filters you.
    7/23Guy: Roger that. Just had to be curious. Girl makes me glad I'm not arachnophobic.... and gladder that I'm not arachnophilliac.
    7/23Yuugi: Why is that? I for one think she's cute, and a pretty good gal to have around.

    Yamame: E-eheh... *blushes and rubs mandables together nervously*
    7/23Guy: Well, if I was arachnophobic, I'd be afraid to even be near her. And she is rather cute, but if I was arachnophilliac... Cross a spider and a cute girl and what do you got, besides bippity boppity boo? ...Should we even be talking this loud in earshot, though?
    7/23Yuugi: But what's so bad about 'er that makes ya happy you aren't into spiders?

    Yamame: *blushes bright red, but still listens in, as she's curious, too*
    7/23Guy: I never said I 'wasn't' into spiders. I am glad to 'not' be arachnophobic. There's nothing bad about her. Many nice things... that if I get into them, I'll start sounding like a pervert. I'm just glad that I'm not completely crazy about spiders, as I'd be all over her in a heartbeat. And she doesn't deserve such treatment.
    7/23Yuugi: *boisterous laugh, and a pat on the back that sent him flying* Hah! I like ya! You're a good guy, you know. Few humans around that'll admit such things, or even think such things! Most'd just kill 'er, and throw her in a hole.

    Yamame: Erm... But that's how I ended up living here in the first place...
    7/23Guy: *rubs back of head as he climbs up from the ground* Number one rule with oni: always be honest with the oni. At least, that's how I go about it... But what do you mean, Miss Kurodani? Was it because of someone who tried to kill you, or someone who was trying to be honest?
    7/23Yamame: Ahh, I was killed, and thrown down here. It took awhile, but I eventually healed away the damage.
    7/23Guy: Oh, sorry... *glances about, and sighs* You want to talk about it, or are you... good now? Sounds really extreme to go that far.
    7/23Yamame: Ahh, don't worry! That was over 50 years ago! Also, that's the norm of the humans in this place... They use killing as a warning...
    7/23Guy: *mutters to himself* So I've heard... *walks over to her and puts a hand on her shoulder* But alright, if you insist. Still, I suppose if you ever do need to... Although, I might need to find out what I'm doing down here in the first place.
    7/23Yuugi: Probably mugged and thrown down here. Didja wake up in a net of oddly non-sticky web?
    7/23Guy: Don't know. I just remember waking up in Parsee's dress, after having a nightmare about becoming her... *starts rocking slightly* So jealous, how does she even...
    7/23Yuugi: Odd...
    7/23Guy: You don't have any idea. So, it looks like I'm down here... And I feel like I should make a pun about tangled web, for some reason.
    7/23Yuugi: Well, let's see about getting you some clothes, ehh? I mean, you must be feeling a bit nippy in that, what with the blizzard and all.
    7/23Guy: Now that you mention it... Wait a tic. Blizzard?1?
    7/23Yuugi: Yeah, it's been goin' on for atleast a week now... Heck, I'm surprised you could even get down here, really.

    Yamame: Ahh, I heard that the winter fae and their avatar are causing a bit of trouble, as the winter's been a bit warm thus far this year.
    7/23Guy: Wait, wait... You meant Miss Letty is acting up and causing trouble? Doesn't sound like the Letty that I know...
    7/23Yuugi: Well, while she's mellowed out a bit, she DID turn the entire population of ice fae into pixies around 120 years ago... Sent 'em to ice over all of Gensoukyo, killing quite a few. After that, they were all sent to Mt. Shiro, and only Letty and that one pixie escaped, as far as I know.

    Yamame: Really? I had no idea...
    7/23Guy: Definitely not the Letty that I know... Bah, has someone been fiddling with the boundaries again? I swear, Ran... But still, sounds quite... violent. And staying in these nice caves with an oni and cute spider sounds much more appealing.
    7/23Koishi: We could even cuddle up real close, and stay nice and toasty~

    Yamame: GYAA!

    Yuugi: Calm down, calm down... It's just Koishi.

    Yamame: *doesn't get calmed down by that fact in the least*
    7/23Guy: *eyes Koishi warily and moves slightly in front of Yamame* Now, no reason to be like that, Koishi. No need to scare her like that.

    Orin: Cause if you do, I'll have to carry her down to the fires. And some people won't like that if it happens, will they?
    7/23Koishi: ...Kitty! *pets Orin a great deal*

    Yuugi: *sigh*
    7/23Orin: *rolls her eyes* If Koishi is nice and leaves Miss Spider alone, Kitty will take her for a ride in the cart.
    7/23Koishi: Yay! *hugs Orin happily*
    7/23Orin: *peels her off and tosses her in the cart, while laughing softly* Well, take care you three. Hopefully we'll be able to keep Koishi... entertained.

    Guy: Well, that was an interesting diversion... *kinda sad he has no excuse to cuddle up now*
    7/23Yuugi: Though, she had a point... Our little human friend might not survive, once night hits.

    Yamame: ...I guess it DOES get a bit cold down here at night these days, huh...?
    7/23Guy: I hadn't imagined the temperature would vary that much... Sure, there's no sun, but it's not too bad now... just nippy. How cold could it get. And, i-it's not like I can't just use some b-blankets, if that's the case...
    7/23Yuugi: It's only as warm as it is because the reactor's at 100% right now. It goes down a great deal when Okuu sleeps for the night.

    Yamame: *nods timidly*
    7/23Guy: Oh... True. Forgot about that. Umm... So what do I do then? Find a bunch of blankets and find a nice corner, or a fire?
    7/24Yamame: U-umm... W-we could, umm... share our body heat...

    Yuugi: If ya wanna survive the night, it's either sleep by hell, or sleep against heaven.

    Yamame: *blushes at the implied meaning of heaven*
    7/24Guy: Well, I-I wouldn't want to impose against you, Miss Yamame... *ears are starting to turn red*
    7/24Yamame: *blushes brighter* I-it's fine. R-really!
    7/24Guy: *Raises hands to the back of his neck* Al... alright then. Thank you...
    7/24(got section 3 done of the mon's.... just over 6k words, and ready to head to the fight scene soon. Just need to wait until I get a good chunk of time to sit down and type the rest later tonight.)
    7/24Yamame: A-anyways, it's starting to get a bit late, so Okuu'll be going to bed soon...
    7/24Guy: Well... alright, that should be fine. Just... lead on, Miss Spider.

    (sorry, got caught up writing lyrics.)
    7/24Yamame: *hops into a hand stand, and uses one of her spider legs that are under her dress to hold it up this time, before a thick strand of silk fires from under her skirt. With a tug of from her legs, so as to make sure it stuck to something, she pulled herself up using her 5 free spider legs and her two ordinary legs, she grabbed the man with her arms and made her rappid ascent to the cavern ceiling.*

    Yuugi: See ya tomorrow, you two!
    7/24Guy: See ya too, Miss Yuugi... And this isn't quite what I had in mind, but it's still pretty cool. So... uhh, where do you live around here, if I may ask?
    7/24Yamame: The ceiling. It's where my cozy little web is.
    7/24Guy: *facepalm* I suppose I'm a bit of an idiot, aye? You're a spider, so you'd live as a spider does.
    7/24Yamame: Just a bit. *after a full minute, the ceiling comes into view, even if it's a bit dark. Her home is comprized of hundreds of webs, and a few torches in places that are held to the wall quite well, and away from any webbing. There are a few moderate cacoons lieing about, which are probably for future meals.
    7/24Guy: *gazes around the webhome* Wow... This is... this is nice. And huge. Seriously, I can barely see the end of it. And you stay all the way up here... by yourself? *eyes spot the cocoons, and freezes slightly*
    7/24Yamame: That one's a deer.
    7/24Guy: *relaxes* Ah, ok, gotcha. Sorry... it's a habit.
    7/24Yamame: Now, the one NEXT to that IS a human. She was already dead when I found her, so I had nothing else I could do, really. Waste not, want not, and such. Anything I find in my web besides live humans and youkai tend to get saved for later.
    7/24Guy: ...Alright, I suppose I can understand that.... Good to hear that you don't take the live ones... *still noticeably avoiding looking at that one* I wonder... is it stable enough up here to walk on?
    7/24Yamame: The bridge is less stable, and a fraction as strong! *she grins and puffs out her chest* Even if that bridge were made of steel, my web's stronger! Though, my web is also really stretchy, so it'd be bet for me to hang onto you, untill I find a place to stick you to.
    7/24Guy: *chuckles at her enthusiasm* Of course, I just had to ask. Still, I'll trust in your judgement.... I just hope it's not 'too' sticky where you stick me. *grins at her to show he is just joking*
    7/24Yamame: Ehh...? But I try to keep the stickyness rather consistant...?
    7/24Guy: I'm just teasing ya. I just heard that some spiders have web to catch stuff, and web to climb.
    7/24Yamame: *grins* Yeah! We have 5 kinds! Ehehe! Though, I've only used four of the kinds since becoming a youkai. No eggs to encase, and such. *begins to make way across the surface of the web at impressive speeds*
    7/24Guy: *nods as his hair whips behind him* Oh, alrighty, I was just curious. Still, five? Seems crazy... And I suppose you don't have many other spider youkai around to... erm, mate with, do you?
    7/24Yamame: Yeah... I've only seen a couple my whole life, and they were all jerks. I don't want my children to have the genes of such youkai. Plus, they all seemed the type to eat humans willy nilly... While I still have the urge to eat you, I'm not of the inclination to give in.
    7/24Guy: Well, I much appreciate that your restraining myself... That's why I've been a bit... cautious. Never a good idea to assume too much, good or bad. But instead of eating me, you're trying to protect me... Even if it's just... *blushes again* Thanks again. Even if I haven't said it enough times.
    7/24Yamame: *chuckles with a blush on her face* Well, we can't have you freeze to death, now can we? Or get eaten by a pixie by sleeping by hell, now that I think about it. ...Or get alcohol poisoning from staying with Yuugi. Or risk one of the Satori laying an egg in you... Not that they probably would, but it's still better not to risk such things.
    7/24Guy: Well, that is a good thing. Oni aren't exactly the... *blinks* Wait a tic. Satori laying an egg? Why would she be in the business of that? I didn't think they were birds... or reptiles, or insects, or arachnids, or... fish? *tries to think of any others that do lay eggs*
    7/24Yamame: Ahh, they're paracites, or maybe symiotes...? Anyways, they drive their tendrils into the body of a host human, and then take control. They then become one being, and continue on living as a youkai. The third eye is actually the real body of a satori.
    7/24(Duh, Heart-Throbbing. Didn't even think of that)

    Guy: So basically, you're saying they're leeches. Mind reading leeches that take over the body of someone. *shivers and pulls self closer to Yamame* Makes me glad it's the safest youkai down here taking me home...
    7/24Yamame: Well, so long as I don't give you anything. None of us are safe, but I'd be the least dangerous, yes. Also, in a sense, you remain you. But they remain you, too. It's about as good of an explaination as they gave me.
    7/24Guy: So, it's not a complete mind erasure, but instead sort of a merging? ...So, you're saying that the person that is Koishi now was a raging pervert anyways? *pats her hand* And it's perfectly alright. Can't you remove any diseases if I did catch one?
    7/24Yamame: Yes, but if I don't get it soon enough, you might take a bit of... lasting damage. Such as a flesh eating virus, and the like. And yes, Koishi was once a pervert, I'm sure.
    7/24Guy: True, that'd be pretty bad... If I wanted my flesh to be eaten, I'd just let one of ya'll do it... And are you saying that she still isn't one?
    7/24Yamame: Well, back when she was still... in her right mind, she was more of a closet pervert. With her restraint gone... well...
    7/24Guy: There's a distinct lack of restraint. Of course, if she was the one saying it, she's in the right mind. And we're in the left mind. *blinks* I think I was exposed a bit too much.
    7/24Koishi: Hiya!

    Yamame: Gyaa! W-what...? How...?

    Koishi: I flew~

    Yamame: Ohh. Right.
    7/24Guy: I wish I could fly... Sounds like it could be fun.
    7/24Yamame: As do I. Haven't flown since I was but a newborn spiderling, being blown about on the wind.

    Koishi: Upsadaisy!

    Yamame: Waah...! P-put us down!
    7/24Guy: Whoah, whoah woah now. No need to be doing this... I don't particularly want to be paste on the floor...
    7/24Koishi: Well, if you'd stop squirmin' I'd not have to worry about dropping you!

    Yamame: *releases a cloud of disease in fear*

    Koishi: Koff... koff... W-what was that for?! *accidentally drops, but Yamame manages to snag a strand of web, and Guy with her free hand*
    7/24Guy: *finds himself coughing* That... that was *cough* bad... Better than what the doll does, I'll have to admit. Thanks, Yamame... *cough*
    7/24Yamame: *near imediately starts stabbing her mandables into him*

    Koishi: I don't feel so good...
    7/24Guy: *gurgles as it's sucked out* Now that feels... interesting... At least I don't feel like coughing any longer. Should you help Koishi out though? I should be fine.

    (Honestly, I'm curious as to what Goishi would be like. Or Yamoishi.)
    7/24(?)

    Yamame: *finishes sucking it all out* I'll let her have the black death a bit longer. Not like it'd kill her anyways...

    Koishi: *vomits* I feel a bit chilly...
    7/24Guy: *breathes heavily* Still, not like she was doing anything intentionally. She's like a very... 'perverted' child.

    (Koishi becoming a parasite on one of the two)
    7/24Yamame: Fine, fine... *roughly stabs her mandable in various areas of the body*

    Koishi: Yowch!

    (But who's goishi combined with? A g is very vague...)
    7/24Guy: *can't help but to chuckle* Now, having a bit of fun there, dear?

    (initially thought guy, but could you imagine Gray being crossed? Dear, it would be worse than merlin...)
    7/24(Especially with how all Satori are female! XD Easier to atain a victim that way, as they are gender neutral.)

    Yamame: *twists her mandables one last time, and retracts them* Seeing as she almost killed you? Like you wouldn't believe...
    7/24Guy: *wondering if she is getting a might bit possessive already* Alright, well we might as well leave her be. She'll be able to find her way back home, right? *glances back up* Sorry that you'd have to climb up again, though.
    7/24(of course, it would only be female. Poor, poor Gray. Now I'm gonna have to write that one eventually...)
    7/24(Hehe, I'd look forward to that! Will it be an AU where he meets Satori or Koishi? Or maybe just gets seperated from the girls, and impregnated by Satori?)

    Koishi: Eheh~ Pretty chin chin, everywhere! *falls unconcious*

    Yamame: Now to wrap her up for the night... Look away, human.
    7/24Guy: *remembers earlier, and spins about while covering his eyes* Yes, ma'am, of course ma'am.

    (And it would be one of these oneshots on here; I'll not do that in the main line, especially since mine aren't that way. But the sheer idea of doing something like that....

    Course, might use Satori, and have her mindf*ck him even more than Koishi could)
    7/24Yamame: *uses extra legs to life skirt, and squats over Koishi, twirling her through her webs for wrapping meals, and giving her a nice warm sleeping bag/caccoon. Makes sure to keep her head uncovered* Ahh... *lowers skirt* Now you my look.
    7/24Guy: *looks back, and stares slightly at Koishi* You know, she doesn't look anything like she did earlier like that.
    7/24Yamame: How so?
    7/24Guy: She just looks... Peaceful. Before, she was always manic, something going on. But now, it's just... Nothing. She's at rest.
    7/24Yamame: I guess that's part of how her sister can stand her... and is even shares her bed with the little pervert, even if she knows how it will turn out.
    7/24Guy: Makes you wonder if there is a part of her that wants to open that eye back up, doesn't it?
    7/24Yamame: Ohh, I'm sure there is. If she remembered herself, she'd remember that all she wanted was to not be alone.
    7/24Guy: *leans down to pat her on the head* Poor girl... Still, she at least has Satori. And everyone else, when she's not being annoying. Are we taking her with us, or leaving her down here?

    (Sorry, laughing like crazy here. Just got the shortest review ever)
    7/24(one word?)

    Yamame: Taking her with us. *Makes a silk harness for him and sticks him to Koishi, then sticks a cable-like strand of web to the cacoon, handstands on one hand, and shoots a new tether at her web* Up we go~
    7/24(Wow. I was right! XD)
    7/24Guy: *sits there in the harness as she pulls him up, enjoying the ride once more* So, you can't fly, you mentioned earlier? Because this seems pretty convenient, I'll have to admit. Although, does it ever run out...?

    (Yup! I'm still waiting to hear back if it was a good wow or a bad one. XD)
    7/24(and is it bad that it took me 1600 words to get from the start of the first scene to the first guard killed?)
    7/24Yamame: So long as I have protein, I can make more. Magic helps, too.
    7/24(nope! XD)
    7/24Guy: Magic's the answer to everything down here, isn't it?
    7/24(And good, because I'm 2k into this section, and I'm just finishing up with the guard. And there's another to go. At least Nitori has a gun now...)
    7/24Yamame: Well, seeing as I'm full of magic, and absorb it? It makes sense, as there are only youkai down here.
    7/24Guy: I suppose so. It's a bit odd of it to think of it that way, though. You're a Yamame, not a giant blob of magic-eating magic. And I rather like you the way you are.
    7/24(You know, here's an idea for a fic, don't know if anyone's done it before. But, what if you have a character who is absolutely, utterly terrified by Gensokyo? And hates every bit of it?)
    7/24Yamame: U-umm... *blush* Thank you...?
    7/24Guy: *realizes what he said. Err... I did try to mean that as a... a compliment. You're welcome, though.
    7/24Yamame: *smiles happily, and finally reaches her web once more* Home again, home again~ *Swings to the side, and flips her way between a bit of the grin, then spreads the gap wider with her legs to fit the bound Koishi and Guy, giving guy a very wonderful angle, should he look up*
    7/24Guy: *glances upwards to see what she is doing, then realizes what is before him, and immediately looks away, face burning*
    7/25Yamame: *after the hole was wide enough, she began to pull them through* Nnngh...! Ah! *even without a pop, she finally, with a bit of effort, popped them between the grid* Ahh, there we g- ...Why are so red...? *sniff* Can't be that you're sick...
    7/25Guy: *refuses to look back up at her* S-sorry. Saw s-something I shouldn't have s-seen. Was just s-seeing what you were doing.
    7/25Yamame: Aww, stop averting your gaze, and talk about it... I'm your friend, aren't I...?
    7/25Guy: Yes you are. I just tend to mince my words at times. But if you want to know, I saw up your skirt while looking to see what you were doing... I'll have to beat it into my head not to look up at all, won't I?
    7/25Yamame: *she blushes* A-ahh... *she blushes more after realizing to an extent what that means* Aha... ha... *her ears light up at the thought of exactly what was seen*
    7/25Guy: *nods slightly, before pointedly looking away* Now, that's why I didn't want to say anything... Wanted to spare you the embarrassment.
    7/25Yamame: N-no, i-it's just... I've done th-that for a great deal of humans that fell d-down here, so as to avoid getting people stuck between the s-sections of my web... I never knew, b-because everyone was always tight lipped. Th-thank you, for t-telling me th-th-that... I-I'll be more careful from now on...
    7/25Guy: *rubs back of neck* Al... alright then. I knew t-that you were j-just trying to b-be helpful. And yeah, good idea. Don't want a pretty l-lady being taken advantage o-of by someone.

    (Cheesy lines, initiated. XD)
    7/25Yamame: *with a big grin, she began to hug the man* You're the nicest human I've met!
    7/25Guy: *pats her on the back gently* You're most welcome, miss. *shivers slightly* But let's be quick, I am afraid I'm starting to feel a chill in the air.
    7/25Yamame: Ahh! R-right. I've actually knit together some bedding bed, as the cold's gotten a bit unbearable of late. I'll take you to the cave I sleep in... *she made her way across the webbing like a trapsese artist*
    7/25Guy: Ah, interesting... That bilzzard, or something else, you think? *begins humming circus music for no apparent reason*
    7/25*jumping on one of the lines of webbing, she uses it like trampoline to reach another, higher layer, and then uses the momentum to reach the next by way of swinging, then lands gracefully* Something like that, yeah. It's also good to have extra silk sheets, in case anyone wants an outfit made. *hops, and uses the bounce to reach the next layer, and repeats this process, the webs gradually growing more and more old, and dense as they go, untill they reach a cave that looks mostly sealed off, save for a few strategic openings just big enough to fit a man-sized cacoon through*
    7/25*looks down, then blinks* Oh, yeah. That might not be a bad idea. I'm still just wearing a towel that I seemed to have borrowed from Parsee... How did it stay on the whole time, anywho? Bah, technicalities. *looks around the entirety of the cave* Still, I have to say, it's pretty roomy up in here. And not as dark as I would have expected.
    7/25Though, I only know how to make things for women, really. Men don't really go for the expensive, light weight material that is my silk. They'd rather go get the doll-maker to do it... Well, now that we're to the outside of my little nest, how about I seperate you two? *coats the harness in acids, and sucks it back up untill he's free*
    7/25That'd be might appreciated, thank ya. And I suppose that'd make sense... Do ya even get many visitors down here, of any kind? Besides the black-white and red-white, that is. *stretches out arms and legs, enjoying being able to move again*
    7/25(You wouldn't know what to do with a few dozen sunflowers, would you? XD)
    7/25(Hmm... I suppose you could harvest them, and then start a field~!)

    It's rare that I see those two Youkai... Though, they do tend to be some of my best customers, as they go through clothes rather quickly. Other than them, there's the crazy green human, and the rare brave soul.
    7/25*grins and speaks to self-deprecation* And the occasional idiot who wakes up in the middle of the bridge princess' house? But yeah, you think they might last longer with spider silk, but considering the abuse they take and dish out...

    (Well, we've got about....50-75 actually 10 ft sunflowers, and 25-40 autumn sunflowers. which bloomed before the summer sunflowers. go figure, eh?)
    7/25I guess take care of them, lest you incur the wrath of Yuuka?
    7/25(Err, forgot the seperation)

    Yeah... *sighs* Though, atleast Reimu's started paying... No idea where she's getting the money, though. Maybe people've started actually putting money in her. Poor youkai untill a few months ago was pretty much in poverty... Maybe her mother started footing the bills...?
    7/25(That's what we've been doing so far... but what happens once they die? o_o)

    Perhaps. Or she's started performing more menial services for the village? Even selling fortunes might help a bit...

    So you've been treating her on credit? Interesting... If you weren't such a nice person, I'd expect you to be running up their tab as much as possible, and springing it on her later.
    7/25(You save the seeds for next year!)

    *shakes head* No... It's in her nature as a youkai to want donations. She does everything for free, and hopes for the donations that never come... A sad existance, really, as the humans will try to get over on you whenever they can...
    7/25(XD I suppose... as long as no one eats them. Which is a distinct possibility)

    *nods, but then tilts head to the side* Well, just because I'm a human, and I think that you're cute, doesn't mean that I'm going to try and get over on you whenever I can... *blinks for a second, before blushing* Y-you didn't m-mean it that way, d-did you?
    7/25(Hide them, obviously)

    *tilts head* What way...?
    7/25You said over on you, so I had the idea of being literally on top, instead of getting one over you...
    7/25W-well, if not for their fear of my body fluids, I'm sure they would have... I was once far weaker, you know...
    7/25Remind me again why there are humans left in that village? I'm sure if everyone really wanted to... there wouldn't be one left.

    Well, if you end up killing me for some reason, I'm pretty sure that I deserved it. Especially if I try to... force myself...
    7/25But... You're too nice to kill! You and the crazy green haired one would be the only humans I've met that I'd call truely nice... Plus, if you managed to f-force yourself on me, you'd catch just about anything and everything I've ever eaten...
    7/25I'm just saying that if it ever comes to that point I would deserve it. I hope I wouldn't do anything like that, though... It probably wouldn't even take me ten seconds to die, if that was the case though.
    7/25W-well, if I w-were to do such things with a h-human, I'd have to stab into their heart directy, so as to keep them perfectly healthy. * blushes and looks away, after realizing how that sounds*
    7/25*blushes further at such thoughts* You know, we're getting a little too much into the personal, aren't we? I don't mean to be asking you so many things.
    7/25I-it's fine. You humans are a curious lot, so it's only natural. Now, follow me, and try not to trip over anything. I can't really carry you into my cave effectively, so climb ladder I make... *sets him down on the particularly solid section of web, and sticks Koishi to a part of her web* A-and don't look untill I say it's fine...
    7/25*immediately turns around and covers his eyes* Yes ma'am, Miss Kurodani ma'am. I'll do the best that I can.
    7/25*lifts skirt, and begins making a continuous "Z" pattern while climbing into the highly vertical cave with all sorts of twists and turns*
    7/25*waits a few more moments, then calls out* Are you decent up there, Miss?*
    7/25*chitters back to the entrance* Yeah! Come on in! Can you reach the start of the ladder?
    7/25*raises a hand up to grab onto the first rung. fails the first time, but jumps while trying again, and is able to make it* Yeah, just barely. I'll start climbing on up!
    7/25Okay~ Follow me, and stay close behind! *turns around, and gets ready to start moving, once more unaware that she can be seen*
    7/25*climbs up the top, only to see that again. sighing, he looks straight at the ground, listening for where she is going* Will do, Miss.
    7/25(10.2k words! And I'm just hitting the climax... got two fight scenes to go... T_T)
    7/25*After a full minutes climb, she looks back, and notices him looking down* Err... Why are you looking down...? That won't make staying close very easy
    7/25(Hah!)
    7/25(ah, we're going up? I thought we were going forward. oh well)

    You're showing again, Miss Kurodani. Perhaps it might be a good idea to invest in some bloomers?

    (and just because the thought of a 6 legged bloomer is funny)
    7/25A-ahh! *blushes bright red and uses one of her legs to cover herself* I umm... I can't wear such things, as I'll just make them all sticky...
    7/25That would be a problem, wouldn't it? *tries to think of something positive* Well, at least once you show me the way this time, I'll be able to find my way back next time, right? But let's keep going, and try not to think about this.

    (You know what I just realized? It'd be out of character for me to write a pervert that isn't Merlin)
    7/25Now, umm... I won't be able to show you the upper half, as it's frozen over, but I'll show you m-my bedroom, as it's the warmest place... *she blushes furiously, but that's on the other side of her.

    (Heh, I go by the rule of "everyone is perverted once they understand such things, but most hide it")
    7/25Alright, well lead on... I can still use some blankets if it would make you feel any better.

    (And you revel in it? :P kidding aside, I suppose I can understand. I probably enjoy writing those fics almost as much as you enjoy reading them)
    7/25(That is so~! XP To both things!)

    *climbs once more, occasionally looking back to make sure he's paying attention to places other than her now slightly covered privates*
    7/25*does his best to avert his eyes as he climbs up after her*

    (Makes me wonder if there is anything like that you'd like to request once I finish Touhoumon chapter 8)
    7/25(12.4k...)
    7/25What's taking you...? *she looks back, and her brow twitches* Stop looking away from me, or you'll freeze to death by the time we get there! It's already feeling like it's 5-10 degrees!
    7/25Alright, alright, I'll hurry on up... Sorry... *begins climbing as quickly as possible, wincing every time he sees her* Think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts...
    7/25(Well, that satori and gray idea is very nice~)

    Ehh? Did you mumble something...?
    7/25(haha, alrighty. That could be fun... Hrm. Any request on anything that gray would turn into? Or just into standard Satori? 13.6k)

    *speaks loudly* I said that I'm thinking unsexy thoughts so I won't be thinking sexy thoughts about the cute youkai above me!
    7/25(Just a standard Satori would be fine, maybe with details that suit the name gray)

    O-ohh! W-well... Umm... Carry on...?

    *The next two minutes of climbing went by in silence, save for Guy's mutterings*

    Ahh, here we a- *Gets an accidental headbutt to the groin from the sudden stop*
    7/25*suddenly very sexy thoughts cross his mind* My bad, sorry, so sorry... *backs down a rung, shivering the whole time*

    (So, you want a combination of Satori and the name gray, what with gray hair and really pale skin? As I thought one idea was to combine some of their physical features, which might end up with a slightly taller satori with wider hips. Although, tiny tiny gratori would be fine too. xD)
    7/25(Well, Satori already has a host, so I was thinking more so to have her young laid on an uncouncious gray, and then taking root. A Satori named Satori makes this hard to get across...)

    Clutching at her freshly crushed womanhood, all of her legs clenched together, leaving none to keep her up, she began to fall.
    7/25Aww crap... *hooking his feet into the rungs, he leans out to grab her with his arms, hanging upside down from the ceiling. Hugging her closely, he waits a few seconds before speaking again, unaware that his towel has finally come loose and floated away.* Yamame... Yamame, are you ok?

    (YEah, a better description would be good. But I think I got you now. Satori turning Gray into a young satori, but not drastically altering body structure. Except for the whole turning female thing.)
    7/25(Which is, in of itself, a rather drastic change! XD)

    *quivers in pain* D-do... be more... careful next... time? *she notices the utter lack of anything covering very quickly, but is still in too much pain to try and struggle to get away* Wh-wha... wha...? *Entire face and ears go beet red*
    7/25(you might say. I was just asking, though. Might do a pear shape for him... Although that's probably because of all the Yamame on my brain.)

    *still unaware of the draft, considering how cold he was already. Also, his little buddy is turtling, it's so cold* I promise to be. So Sorry, Yamame. Just hold still for a little bit. See if you can rest and wait for it to feel better.
    7/25(Heh. Turtling.)

    *entirely misunderstands what he ment by "feels better"* N-n-no...! *starts to struggle* A-anything but th-that! I though you were... nice...! *she had tears in her eyes at this point*
    7/25(What? It's the truth... and it feels damn awkward too, for that matter)

    *wonders why she's struggling, and then looks up* I'm trying to be nice! Why would I think other...wise... Naked... Crap. Yamame! You know I didn't mean that! I'm not going to do that. Trust me, I 'm not going to do that. I was waiting until you would be able to climb, that's all... Can you trust me?
    7/25(And it looks like it, too! XD Going from a dragon to a turtle must suck~)

    *Slowly stops struggling* Y-you mean it...?
    7/25(you have no idea... although I appreciate that title a lot. XP)

    *nods gently, before lightly hugging her* Yes, I do mean it. I would steal so much as a kiss from you, unless you wanted me to.
    7/25crap, meant to type wouldn't*
    7/25(Well, I'm sure it's a mighty dragon, so it's just honesty! XP)

    ...Y-yeah... *lets herself be held, while recovering the strength in her legs, and thinks about how cute the tiny thing looks, giggling to herself*
    7/25(...I'm not sure how to reply to that without descending into a line about seeing for yourself, so I'll just say thanks for the praise. And 'I'm' now blushing.)

    *pats her on the back gently and softly murmurs to her, unaware of what exactly she is giggling about.*

    (And I was about to say, that thing is not a toy! Especially in this state! XD)
    7/25(Heh~ I aim to please! Also, it always looks like the best sort of toy! XP)

    *relaxes against, enjoying the body heat a bit more than she should*
    7/25(Sometimes I wonder if you are teasing on purpose, then I remind myself of who I am talking to.)

    *thinking she is falling asleep, leans back to try and wake her up* Yamame.... We need to be heading to bed... *blinks, and blushes* Or at least, heading up. All the blood's rushing to my head.
    7/25(Well, I do base my Koishi off my own subconcious, so... yeah! XD)

    *blushes, and begins to skitter off of him, and lifts him back up to a normal position* R-right!
    7/25(Koishi comment: Which head?)
    7/25(so what does that say that I would certainly not mind meeting your Koishi? XP)

    *lets her push him back onto the rope, before waiting for her to climb all the way to the top. This time watching to make sure nothing happens, he follows her to the top of the ladder, before standing up in her bedroom and looking around. Still stark naked*
    7/25(besides that I'm clinically insane for wanting to meet a video game character)
    7/25(That answer is quite obvious~ Also, seeing as I want to be loved in various ways by Cirno, I do believe I am, too! XD)

    *rummages through pile of silk sheets, untill coming upon a particularly long one* Ahh! Here, wrap this around you!
    7/25(Two crazy peas, ain't we? Of course, if you really want more of you and Cirno...)

    *gratefully takes it and wraps it around, not even tenting due to how much it is hiding* Thank you much Yamame. I really do appreciate this.
    7/25(If you were to, I'd adore you beyond words! XD Also, after letting my subconcious out to play, I have to keep changing what I intend to say! XD; )

    U-umm... Could you turn around for a moment...? I need to... get more comfortable...
    7/25(You could always just leave it in brackets, as you're just making me curious by actually saying that. I've a few ideas if you want me to toss them out, too. And you're welcome to add some. :P)

    *nods and spins around, hands over eyes once again* As you wish, Miss Kurodani.
    7/25(Ohh, this will be quite embarassing... [and fun! Ohhh tell me, tell me, tell meee! I wanna hear your ideas!])

    *begins to pull the dress off, making sure to not rub it against any of her torso eyes, and finds it stuck on her head. She begins to struggle to get it off*
    7/25(It can't be too much worse, can it? And I didn't know if you wanted me to extend the genderbender theme into that, since you said you enjoyed it so. Or I could do something involving you proper and Cirno. Or you, Usagi, and Cirno? Just a few thoughts to tide you over)

    *hears her struggling, and calls out* Yamame, are you alright over there? You seem to be having some trouble
    7/25(Well, the actual me would die from being close to Cirno for that long of a time [and it'd be worth it!] so I think it'd make the most sense to [lick and kiss and suck and nip and touch and hug and finger and more! I wanna be made yours so thoroughly, Cirno~] just have it stay Cirno x Usagi [I wish I was Usagi... To have such a nice, cute body, and to have so many friends, and to sleep beside my Cirno every night for the rest of forever!])

    I-I'm fine! N-no troubles here! *begins to struggle with it harder, as it's starting to irritate her*
    7/25(hehe, cute there. But what about the first idea? Or nay to that? [and you certainly seem cute when I imagine you myself. To be honest.])

    *begins to talk in a soothing voice, in order to try and calm her* Alright, Yamame, it's fine. No troubles. No need to be in a rush. It's just me here, an I'm not looking at all.
    7/25(O-only when it comes to personality... [I'm no looker, but I'd do aaaanything just about for whoever has my affections! I love compliments, so shower me in more~!] Gender bender on who...? [*shudders at some of the thoughts the other one is thinking*]

    *Begins to get paranoid that he IS looking, as her entire body is just about on display, and gets even rougher in her struggles*
    7/25(compliments? I think I may be able to do that for a pretty lady. even if she does tease me more than [not nearly] enough. And whomever you'd like, if you want it at all. like I said, it's your story. i'm just helping you enjoy it)

    *sighs softly* If you can't trust me, you can just look at me. I haven't even taken down my hands.
    7/25([*pants and drools at the thought involving Cirno with a penis] N-no, that'd be a bit... odd to me. [Especially Usa and I...] I can't help if teasing boys is fun... [I especially adore the mental image of them taking their sexual tension out on their hand!] and makes me feel pretty. [What gal could get guys hard without being pretty? I'm sure you've gotten a nice chub goin' at times thanks to me~])

    *struggles quieter and looks at her with her 6 un-covered eyes*
    7/26(So, Cirno as a guy? Or just Cirno with one? Hrm, could be a good use for one of Eirin's shady new drugs... Eheh, could use a few other shady ones too. And I bet you do like that mental image... [and yes, I have gotten a few at times. Most imagining what you're doing when you're reading some stuff] And if you're already pretty, doesn't teasing just make you feel even prettier then? [does make the dragon come out]

    *continues to cover his eyes and look away* see? Not looking.
    7/26(spellchecking...)
    7/26(Cirno with one! [Being given a creamy center is so... appealing!] I, umm... I enjoy myself a bit. [I mostly sits there, and pant, squirming my hips, and feels lonely as all hell, for reasons she is very barely keeping me from saying~] Have you? I'm glad~ [I wonder how big it gets when it turns into a dragon? *drools*])

    *Gives up* U-umm... *blushes brightly* I, umm... n-need... n-need... h-he... nngh... H-h-help me undress... *does best to cover self with legs, not doing a very good job*
    7/26(Alright, how about... Cirno transformation, then Gratori, then the rest of the Cirno scene? :P And only barely? Do I need to keep complimenting the cute [sexy] lady? [And I bet you do. And I'll just say that it gets bigger the better a job you do] Although, I will say that I'm not huge...)

    *blushes himself, but turns around anyways, cautiously removing his hands from his eyes. at the sight before him, can't help but for his member to start coming to attention as he walks closer* What, erm... What 'exactly' do you want me to do...?
    7/26(and done... 17.2k...)
    7/26(Fine by me~ [Mmm... Cirno doing this and that with her cock... a nice, chilly, creamy filling... *shivers with glee*])

    W-well, my arms and head are stuck in my dress... I, umm... I need help... *feels nervous from being unable to see with main pair of eyes so figets about*
    7/26(Jeez!)
    7/26(Glad you like it like that. :P [Sure you don't want to play with it first? Or play around with a few other things?])

    Ah, alright. *Walks closer to her, and places hands on the bottom of her dress. Slowly lifts up and over, working it over her arms slowly but sure. Just as he slowly but surely starts to pitch a tent*
    7/26(and yes, it was crazy...)
    7/26(but yeah, up and posted! And it almost made it become #2 in length... XD)
    7/26[Few other things...? Do tell~!]

    *squirms a bit, not particularly enjoying being facially confined like this, and having her arms bound*
    7/26(I'll be sure to read it tomorrow~ No time tonight! XD; )
    7/26(oh, didn't know if you'd like it if i did one where Usagi turns into a Lily some more... Or, if Cirno grows a member, Usagi gets something that grows her breasts, and cirno uses it on those.)

    *finally tugs it free and over her shoulders, where it easily slides off of her. Ends up staring her in the eye as her dress comes off, and drifts down*
    7/26(XD is all good!)
    7/26(I'd preffer Usa stayed flatish, as I'd rather not envy her! XD; [When it's already 100% paruparu, what more is there...?])

    *the other 6 eyes are staring as well, but focused on the tent that is pushing the sheet away* W-wha... W-wha... Dragon...? *her extra sets of legs seem to all come out from just under the illiac crest, while her eyes were spaced out in a line going down from the nipples in a strait line. one pair was just under her modest bust, and another to the sides of her belly button, while the last was between the other two*
    7/26(As you wish. I'll just have to save that in case I ever write you into a fic, then? And does this one even have hips, or do her legs extend from her waist?)

    *follows her other eyes down to where she is staring* Heh... not quite, but still... *his eyes trail up over her body, slowly taking every inch of her. Unable to help himself, he reaches up to brush away a nonexistent strand of hair from her eyes* Beautiful...
    7/26(course, not as much as a certain other lady I'm talking to, hrm?)
    7/26*blushes from the tender touch* W-where did the cute little thing go...? *tries to cover self better, but still does a subpar job*
    7/26*looks down, finally recognizing the state he's in* Umm... It's still there. It only does that when it's cold or scared...
    7/26(You just had to do that, didn't you?)
    7/26(I like to listen to my subconcious... [Make any sexy moment funny, and sexier!])

    ...Scared...? *raises a brow* I... didn't know such things could become scared...
    7/26*blushes, looking down while rubbing the back his head* Well, you see, it is the same as me... so when 'I' am cold or scared, it wants to retreat..

    (Naturally. Still, couldn't help but chuckle a bit)
    7/26*Blushes* W-well, I suppose we should turn in... It feels to be about 0, and it'll only get colder...
    7/26*nods slowly, before stepping away and averting his eyes* Of... of c-course. Best not to get myself killed after all this effort...
    7/26*makes way over to the pile of sheets once more, and looks over shoulder* Coming?
    7/26*shivers, and mutters under breath* I will be if you keep looking at me like that. *clears throat, and says normally* Yes, I am. *walks over to the edge of the bed, and sits down on the end.
    7/26*burrows into the pile of sheets the could be called a bed, and finally relaxes spider legs* Ahh~ So soft...
    7/26*watches her for a moment, smiling* cute. *shivers again, and begins to dig down into the sheets as well* These are pretty soft... and warm.
    7/26*hugs him against her* Now you can easily survive. Good night, human...
    7/26*face burns up, but hugs her back, pulling himself close.* Goodnight, Yamame... thank you.

    (did you think d'aww in your head as you typed that out? cuz that's how I read it)
    7/26*quickly falls asleep and begins to let out gentle hisses*

    (Hehe, maybe a bit~ [That, and wondering if things would raise a flag~])
    7/26*looks down at the quietly sleeping girl, tempted to more than just lay next to her. But even as his flagpole was attempting to salute her, he sighed and just laid there, gently nuzzling her hair as he fell asleep*
    7/26(it was already at full mast XD)
    7/26*cuddles with happily in her sleep*
    7/26(so, shall I wake us up?)
    7/26(Sure! [*drools at the thought of being woken up in fun ways*])
    7/26(Yehehe...)

    *groggily, he wakes up and breathes deeply, inhaling the scent of the person laying next to him. opening his eyes, he sees the familiar mess of blonde hair, and feels the warmth of her body in his hands* Wait... *eyes glancing down, he sees that during the night, his hands had snaked around to take her bosom in them. Surprised, he can't help but to squeeze gently, causing her to hiss softly in her sleep*

    I just hope I'm not... dammit... *he was unable to see through the sheets what his lower half was doing, but as it had buried itself in soft flesh that was slowly grinding against it, he needed not to look and see how much it was enjoying its current location. As she rubbed against him, he whimpered, as he knew that any more stimulus could cause him to explode*
    7/26(that fun enough? :P)
    7/26(*drools* [I love you~] Burried in soft flesh, how?)
    7/26( *wipes drool off her mouth* now now, cutey. :P just between her butt cheeks. not 'in' them, but more as if she was sitting 'on' it. sideways. Not starting it 'too' crazy... need to build up to something, if anything does happen)
    7/26*slowly her grinding stops, and the 3 bottoms pair of eyes ease open, while the top pair slowly flutter open, her body feeling warm, and aching, and... as though there were something odd pressing against her.* ...Ehh...? *reaches down to find out what it is*
    7/26*freezes in place, trying not to move one inch, hoping that she doesn't kill him*
    7/26*feels the slick, hot thing, and draws a blank as to what it is* Ehh...? What's this...? *She continued to feel it with her hand, tring to figure out what it was, and how there was an odd ridge on the side facing her*
    7/26*hisses in her ear as he bucks softly against her, hands giving her breasts another unconscious squeeze* Yamame... be careful... please...
    7/26Hss...! *Shivers from the sudden rubbing of her already wet nether region, and the sudden grab* Wh-what was... ...What are... w-wha... n-no! *she suddenly jabs her mandables through his sternumn, and immediately begins to filter the blood directly from his heart*
    7/26*yelps in pain as he stands stock still for a few seconds, his mind going blank as the blood begins to be filtered. Just as he loses conscious control, his subconscious takes over and begins to rub his member against her more*
    7/26*once more hissing at the sudden pleasure, she holds his torso close, but uses her legs to distance his hips* Whah ah yah d-doihng...?! Y-yuh couh hah d-died...!
    7/26*doesn't answer at first as he regains consciousness, but after a few seconds slowly responds, as he begins to throb down below* Didn't mean to... woke up like this... Tried to not move, but when you touched me... Too much...
    7/26B-buh wha ahh yuh d-d-doing hhat ihn da fuhst paace!
    7/26Didn't mean to... When I woke up, I was like it... I can't help it, next to such a pretty lady...
    7/26*her blush reaches her ears* W-w-wah...?! I-I'hm n-noh phehheh! *with her job done, she gently eases her fangs out, and seals the wound, leaving only a pair of holes in the bone*
    7/26*gently rubs around the holes in his chest, looking at her as a crooked grin slowly grew on his face* You're kind, you go out of your way to help me after all this... You know want me to tell you what I really think of you, Yamame?
    7/26W-what...? *she had a look in her eye that showed she was fearing the worst*
    7/26*without waiting any longer, he leans his head forward and places his lips on hers for a second, before slowly moving away* That is all I need to say.
    7/26Her eyes widened, and she placed her fingers on her lips. Had he just done that, or was she dreaming?
    7/26Yamame... *reaches forward to take her hand in his, gripping it gently* Are you alright? Was that... wrong of me?
    7/26*she slowly shook her head* I... I'm just not... used to it, that's all... *she blushed hard and looked away* Y-you... really like me...? Me? A youkai with such a detestable ability as manipulating disease...? Who has these legs, and these eyes...? *she started to tear up a bit* Y-you... really like... me...?
    7/26*reaches around to hug her gently* I do... You're kind, you go out of your way to help others, to help me... And even if you're not normal... *leans back and looks at her, before cautiously running a hand down her leg* I... could get used to it. I know I can. But its because of 'this' in here... *places his finger down right where he thinks her heart would be*
    7/26*smiles with tears in her eyes* A-are you sure...? It'd become even harder to resist eating you, you kn-known...
    7/26*smiles back at her, before letting a mischievous* Right now, Miss Spider, I'm afraid if I don't contain myself, I'll eat 'you' instead...

    (Sorry, I couldn't resist the line)
    7/26(gotta go, see you in later)
    7/26*chuckles* I'll assume that has a strange meaning to it... *kisses on the cheek, not wanting to contaminate the humans*
    7/26*returns her kiss, before nuzzling her head* So, are you alright with having a human share your bed? I didn't even think of asking you...
    7/26T-though, things like m-mating are out... I'd either kill you with my diseases, or end up eating you my accident...
    7/26*looks at her for a moment, before whispering to himself* It'd be worth it... *in a more normal voice* But that might be for... for the best. I've heard what normal spiders would do.. Whatever it is that you want, though.
    7/26Th-though... Erm... I could always work on making you immune, but... there are risks... Not of the deadly kind, but... well, it might end up changing you some...
    7/26*chuckles* Yamame, I just spent the night with the dread spider youkai, manipulator of disease. And here I am now. I think I can take a risk. *tries to smiles best to show that he is teasing*
    7/26I-I'm not THAT bad...! Th-though, you'd be risking you humanity, if I were to do that... D-don't you humans treasure that...?
    7/26I'm teasing you. ...And I suppose it matters just which part of me that I lose. Like the part that makes me like you. But, if you are too afraid, is there someone that could help?
    7/26N-not like that... I mean, you may start to become a bit... spidery. And I'm sure growing more eyes, legs, and a few extra organs would hurt... a fair bit.
    7/26Oh... *looks down at his hands for a moment* ...Would it kill me?
    7/26I... I don't think so... Though, it would involve giving you some of my blood, which would probably make you quite sick...
    7/26Which would then result in me being ravenously hungry once I recover, eating anything in sight. *blinks, before looking her in the eye* including you, if you aren't careful.
    7/26I'm stronger than I look, you know... Well, so long as you don't go and headbutt me THERE like you did yesterday...
    7/26*blushes and laughs* Yeah, that was a bit of an big mess, wouldn't it? I wouldn't be planning to butt you with that head there again...
    7/26*blushes brighter the more she thinks about it*
    7/26Eheh... We're crazy, ain't we? *rubs back of the head* Maybe we should stop having such thoughts, before we do something we might regret. *points down to his hips*
    7/26Plus, I might end up killing the next time, if I have go directly for your heart... ...Ahh, you've caught the flu from staying near me... Breakfast~! *gives gentle little pokes with her mandables here and there*
    7/26*As she feeds, he gives an odd sort of giggle.* Feels kinda funny. Little bit of pain, but soon disappears. I suppose that as long as I stay sick, you stay nice and fed.
    7/26*pinches with fangs* Wha duh yuh meahn? Ahm Awwayy nish! *finishes up* Soo full~
    7/26Ah, it's just a wee little expression. *winces, before patting her head gently* But good. I think I might need some grub, though, sooner or later.
    7/26I have lots of animals cacooned, if you're interested...
    7/26*pauses for a minute* ...do you have anything to cook it on? raw meat doesn't settle with my stomach...
    7/26*shakes head* Silk doesn't work so well with flames, so I keep the torches stuck quite well to places without them, plus I tend to liquify them once they finish rotting, and then I drink them up! They taste so yummy at that point~
    7/26*grimaces* as I am now, I don't think I could eat it... although you could suck out any diseases I would get if I ate it...
    7/26While the offer's tempting, I guess you have a point... I wouldn't want to eat of you, if it meant you'd feel horrible regardless... We could always go to the ancient city, so long as you ignore any Oni that challenge you... There's many food places, and Sake comes with every meal, so we could get drunk, too. Though it'd have to be one of the... lower quality places, as most don't let me in, as I tend to get people sick...
    7/26Heh, well, if they make any slight against you, I might have to. Although getting in a fist fight with an oni... not a smart idea, I suppose. I'll have to say, though, that I've never drunk alcohol until Yuugi shoved it in my mouth yesterday.
    7/26Actually, as nobody ever accepts, they tend to challenge people to many sorts of board games, and then kidnap you if you lose. *sigh* Most oni have lost their way...
    7/26Sounds like it. But then again, who hasn't in this day and age? *pauses for a second* ...and what type of board games? Scrabble?

    (sorry, just had to...)
    7/26Checkers with shot glasses.
    7/26Why am I not surprised?
    7/26(And are we talking, or are they?)
    7/26(They)

    Well, now that that's out of the way, perhaps we should go eat? Going out will be much easier, as you can just slide down the strand I'll use to lower myself, and even if you fall there's a nice, bouncy web down there.
    7/26(XD just saying)

    Yup yup, I'll be right behind you! In my... sheet. What the heck, give me a couple of fig leaves, and I'll be something out of one of the western countries... *pauses for a second* And how bouncy are we talking about? Because that sounds like it might be fun.
    7/26You may break something. Even if it's bouncy, it's still a long fall. That, and odds are it would hit one that isn't good with webs between the legs. *she lets up on keeping your hips away from hers, and gets out from under the sheets, stretching all 10 of her limbs, before working on getting dressed*
    7/26*shivers at the thought* well, it might have been fun to do. Just thought I'd ask. *wraps up the sheets best that he can in the shape of a toga* I think this could possibly work...
    7/26Erm... Now that I have time, I could always make you some sort of really long shirt, you know...
    7/26Oh. *smacks head* well, I suppose that would be the smart thing to do... I was just trying to be practical, though. Don't want to be too demanding.
    7/26No, no... It's fine. I work fast... Just, umm... look away, and I'll knit you a shirt in about ten minutes...
    7/26Yes ma'am, I'll do that. *sits back down on the bed and looks away, eventually starting to hum a song as he does*
    7/26*starts to produce a great deal of silk, and spins it into a wheel on one of her legs, untill there is pleanty. With the silk at the ready, she began to knit using her spider legs at remarkable speeds. Clicks and clacks filled the air, as the tips of the legs continually made contact*
    7/26Sounds like you're getting that to get rather quickly. Sound almost like a regular old spinning wheel over there.
    7/26Well, when you have sharp legs, it's much easier to do than with a pair of sticks, you know? ...Well, I guess you DON'T, huh...?
    7/26*chuckles* not quite. Although, if I don't bother to take care of my nails, they end up getting pretty sharp anyways.
    7/26Eheh, mine simply don't grow, as they are actually chitin. *by this point, she had finished what looked like a belt, and kept going higher, and higher* Also, my thread's water-proof, even if it shrinks like crazy...
    7/26Hrm, interesting... But how much does it shrink? I'd rather not have my under scrunch too tighlty... *winces* or you might be seeing the turtle again...
    7/26W-well, it'll end up looking like doll clothing, as I'm not pre-shrinking it.
    7/26Ah, gotcha... Well, it'll be good enough for now. And you could always sell it to the dollmaker, aye?
    7/26I usually eat them.
    7/26Oh. *blinks* Sorry. I suppose I'm still thinking too much like a human then, eh?
    7/26Well, you ARE human, silly. *finished up to the point where the sleeves start*
    7/26Eh, technicality. *chuckles slightly* I'll have to say this isn't where I expected to wake up, though.
    7/26Why? Did you expect me to gobble you up...? Well, that would have been easy enough to cacoon you in your sleep, but I don't really do such th- ohh, shoot...
    7/26...Crap. We forgot about Koishi, didn't we? *begins looking around for her* Now, where is she...
    7/26N-no, that's not i- W-wait, I'm not decent! St-stop looking!
    7/26Ah! Sorry, sorry! *covers eyes before he sees too much. Still sees plenty in the process though*
    7/26Nnn...! I-it's just that the, umm... shirt ended up with not enough material, so any woman would be unable to wear it... However, with the use of a sheet of silk under it, I'm sure it'll still look lovely on a man such as yourself!
    7/26Not able to... *gives her an odd look. Too little on top? That would be a problem. I'll make do, though. *waits for her to say that it's ok to look*
    7/26*lowers skirt, and wraps rest of legs around her hips once more* Okay, you can look.
    7/26*turns to face her* alright... at least that's done. Think we can make it out of your home without any more mishaps?
    7/26*shrugs* Few know the future, and I'm not one of them. *holds up the suspiciously dress-like shirt*
    7/26Just teasing. *takes the shirt from her and pulls it on. looking down, he shakes his head* Good thing I am a guy... Otherwise I think I'd be falling out right now.
    7/26Eheh, yeah, you would be... S-so, how's the fit, and length? Not too short, I hope...?
    7/26*pulls it down, letting it fall over his hips* It reaches the bottom of me just about right. *takes a breath, grimacing slightly* it's a little bit snug, but nothing too serious. works pretty well, for such a rush job.
    7/26W-well, it should be stretchy, so that should be fine... Though, I suppose the toughness might make that a bit more difficult for a human to stretch... *reaches under the back of skirt, and retrieves a strand of webbing* Well, I'm going to start heading down now, so slide down my silk gradually in about a minute, okay? Don't want you getting rope burn...
    7/26*as she goes on down the ramp, begins stretching the shirt to make it just slightly more wearablw* Roger that!
    7/26*The shirt snaps back into shape as soon as it's let go of* See you in a minute or so, human. *she tossed the silk at the ceiling much like a grappling hook, and then dove into the hole that led to the rest of her webs*
    7/26*waits for a moment, still adjusting his new shirt. satisfied, he walked over to the silk rope* well, here goes nothing... *wraps his arms and legs around the rope and slides down after her*
    7/27*upon his arival at the bottom, he landed in the waiting arms of Yamame* Good! Very good!
    7/27*glances at her and where he was before laughing softly* I thought it was the guy's job to carry the lady across the threshold?
    7/27A-ahh... I see. Though, I'm a bit heavy due to my legs, so I doubt you could...
    7/27*kisses her on the cheek* Well, let me try to see if I could. If not... oh well.
    7/27Ehh? What do you m- ahh...!
    7/27(I meant eventually, but we can try it now! XD)

    *leaps to the floor and attempts to sweep her up in his arms. Tetters back and forth for a few moments* See...? Just... barely... *before he collapses, sets her back down on her feet*
    7/27M-my, you're better at standing by web than I expected... *gets up from the gappy net, and offers a hand*
    7/27Well, it's probably because this part is the strongest... But oh well. *takes her hand and lets her pull him up, before tipping an imaginary hat* my thanks.
    7/27*smiles* You're welcome! Also, that reminds me... Umm... D-do you intend to stay with me untill the incident is over, or...? *looks away with a blush*
    7/27Oh, yeah, incident... *thinks for but a second, before a bit of a blush crosses his face* D-do you want me t-to stay?
    7/27I... I, umm... I wounldn't mind... *she looked him in the eyes, her cheeks hot enough to melt an ice fairy*
    7/27*looks back for a moment, before kissing her gently* If that's what you want, Miss Spider.
    7/27*touches fingers to lip, and look at with a bit of desire in her eyes* U-Umm... I... l-let's g-get going...! *she takes his hand in hers once more, and begins to walk him across the web out of curiosity as to how much he'll fall*
    7/27*continues along behind her, gripping her hand a little tighter than normal. the ropes are wide enough for him to walk over, but the bouncyness starts to get to him, and he stumbles* Just take it easy, guy...
    7/27*giggling to herself, she quickens the pace from a stroll to a full-on walk*
    7/27*stars to mutter under his breath* oh, come on, now you're just messing with me... *after starting to run, stumbles and falls flat on his face before bouncing in the air*

    (Takes me half an hour to pick one sunflower clean... XD)
    7/27Eheh! But it's so cute, the way you have trouble getting about~ *she takes him into her arms* And down we go! *jumps through one of the gaps in the grid-like web, landing in the next layer with a bounce*
    7/27Well you just could have told meeee...... *is flung upwards into the air a few feet on the up bounce* Well, now I'm floating in the wind...
    7/27*hops into the air, once more grrabbing hold of him, and repeats the act of falling*
    7/27*decides instead to cling to her for dear life as she fell, instead of being flung to the air at every bounce*
    7/27*repeats this process another five times, the final one disloging him from her momentarily, before she catches him before sitting on the edge of the final, far greater, far more dangerous drop*
    7/27*looks down at the edge of the drop* I don't remember you coming this way yesterday... Is this another way out, I suppose? And your home is humongous... *as the enormity of the hole in front of him comes to mind, he clings a bit tighter to her*
    7/27*Giggles* It's the exact reverse of the way we took yesterday! *drops off the edge, with a strand of silk secretly attached to the web*
    7/27*enjoys the rush at first, but begins to panic more and more as she falls further and further without slowing* Yamame, what are you doing? We're falling! We're falling we're falling... *clings tightly to her, shoving his heads in her bosom*
    7/27*with a giggle, they suddenly start to slow, and then repell into the direction they came from*
    7/27*mutters from within her breasts at the sound of her laughter* You're enjoying this way too much...
    7/27Hehe, that's because you're quite fun to tease! ...Ohh, my... Your dre - your shirt blew up!
    7/27*looks down, seeing that his privates are there for all the world to see* Oh, well, now that's inconvenient... Yamame? *blushes* Yamame? You there?
    7/27*leers at the cute little thing, as the fear had shrunk it (I think)*
    7/27(A little, but i've never fallen while being helped by a spider youkai. can't tell you how much. :P) *Shakes head before looking at her* You know, if you want to say hello, you can just give it a handshake.
    7/27*Doesn't get the joke, and so shakes his "hand"* H-how do you do...?
    7/27*winces for a second* not quite like that... *sighs in relief when she lets go* It was a euphemism... but I supplose I should have explained...
    7/27*from a modest high, she cut the line, and landed heavily* Ohh...
    7/27*in the jar of the landing, finds himself mashed into her breasts* Uhh... yeah. That was the case. Kinda like when I said that I'd eat you instead... *face reddens completely*
    7/27*tilts head and lets him down*
    7/27*looks at her as he readjusts himself, and covers 'it' up* *sigh* that's a bit awkward to explain... Dammit. Used to the crasser people outside, where it's simply understood.
    7/27S-sorry, you're the first outsider I've spent any length of time with...
    7/27Eh, it's fine. You're the first youkai I've spent any time with at all. *grins at her* Just bare with me if I do make odd jokes at times.
    7/27*smiles with a blush, taking his hand* Okay. *begins to walk towards the bridge*
    7/27*squeezes her hand as she begins to pull him along* Well if we're going to the ancient city, doesn't that mean...

    *somewhere above, talking to herself* There goes that pervert... he survived the night? And with the spider too...
    7/27Ahh! Hi there, Parsee! *waves*
    7/27*waves back reluctantly* Hello there, as if I care. What are you doing with that fool, though?
    7/27*guy waits to see what the bridge princess will do*
    7/27A-ahh, umm... *blushes and looks away* Eheh... W-well... He doesn't seem to like rotten meat, so I'm taking him to get something to eat!
    7/27*raises an eyebrow* A human, not liking rotten meat? Imagine 'that'. *leaps down onto the bridge* But I was more curious as to why you are toting around the dress wearing fool

    *guy clears throat* I'm perfectly capable of walking on my own.

    *cuts her eyes across* shut it. Not talking to you.
    7/27Why not...? He's been far nicer than any of my other guests...
    7/27*rolls her eyes* So what? He's a human. And he's a 'male'. You know what they DO?

    (I hate that this isn't format capable)
    7/27(And I'll say that I've been thinking of an RP to drop you in, considering all you've thought of)
    7/27Yeah... Quite well, actually... *looks down sullenly* They are the reason I'm down here, after all. But, still... *looks up* He's not like them. He's nice, even if he can be a little... strange, when he wakes up.
    7/27(Ohh, really? Interesting~)
    7/27*snorts to herself* What was he doing? Diddling Kisume as you were sleeping, and stumbling back to bed sleep deprived? Sounds like the ones I used to know did...
    7/27Ehh? ...No, I don't think he was doing that... He, umm... He woke me by squeezing my b-breast, and his dragon thing was all hard and pokey...
    7/27(Yup.
    Current list is at: Forest of Magic, Lower Youkai Mountain, Upper Youkai Mountain, Netherworld, Makai, Eientei

    But I'd like you to choose between three areas between those and any others you can think of that I didn't besides Muenzuka/Garden of the Sun, Underground, SDM, Misty Lake, Mayohiga. Those aren't applicable for now)
    7/27*Eyes suddenly widen* Oh, I see how it is. *dashes over to him and lifts him up, hammer appearing in her hand* Barely even know her a day, and you're molesting her while she sleeps? I ought to kill you right now, filthy pervert...
    7/27N-no...! *grabs her by the wrist, and uses her legs to try and and sepperate the two*

    (Moon, netherworld, and lower youkai mountain.)
    7/27*once freed of Parsee's grasp, hides behind Yamame* Parsee! I didn't do anything! Just because he did that to you doesn't mean I would do that to Yamame! And I didn't try to do anything!

    Of 'course' you didn't... That's what they all would say. *stands there limply, staring daggers at the two* Fine then. I won't stand in your way. But once he hurts you, don't bother to come crying back to me.
    7/27(lunatics, ghosts, and kappa/goddesses... actually, I've got the perfect one for you to meet. Even though she technically is a none of the above...)
    7/27*sticks tongue out at parsee* I won't! Because he won't!
    7/27*shakes head and turns her back, jumping of the bridge and into the darkness without a word*

    *giving a sigh of relief, grips her hand and tugs her away* Come on, Yamame... We need to be getting... I'd rather not have her change her mind.
    7/27*gives a sigh of frustration* Yeah, let's... *begins to make way over top the bridge, making sure to stomp, so as to let off some steam at the bridge princess*
    7/27*sighs* thing is, I can almost understand where she is coming from...
    7/27...And I can completely... However, you're nicer than any other humans I've met.
    7/27So you've said... *shivers* Let's just hope that I stay that way. I wonder if there's a curse on the humans here to make them act that way...
    7/27If there was, Yukari would have fixed it... Though, I hear the children are far nicer, this generation.
    7/27I'll take your word for it. *looks ahead and into the cave* How deep are we, for that matter? It can't be more than a mile or two down... can we?
    7/27Well, the city IS directly next to hell...
    7/27So, way down... Where the music flows? *begins humming*
    7/27*gives an odd look*
    7/27I was reminded of a song... Made me want to sing.
    7/27Okay...?
    7/27Hey, music is good. *keeps on humming* way down where the music plays, way down where the fires blaze... Kinda reminded me, since we are going to... well, former hell, ain't it?
    7/27Not quite. You'd turn to ash, if we were to go there.
    7/27Well, you know what I mean. *sigh* sorry, my bad. Being weird human again, eh?
    7/27A bit, yes. *kisses cheek* But that's a good thing, as any normal human is evil.
    7/27Heh, thanks. *blushes again, before stomach growels* I think I'm being told to hurry on along, though...
    7/27I could always carry you, and run the rest of the way...
    7/27Nah, I think I'll be fine... Besides, it'd be good to at least walk this way... *looks down at his feet for a second* Not that I 'don't' want to be carried, mind you... You are comfortable.
    7/27...You're such a charmer, Guy...
    7/27Guy: *looks up at her, smiling weakly* I'm just trying to be honest, that's all. But I don't want to impose upon you, after all you've done for me.
    7/27(Can't tell if that was sarcastic or not... but I suppose I'll be finding out...)
    7/27Hehe, you're so sweet that I just might get diabetes, were I to eat you!
    7/27Would that be a good thing for you, or a bad thing? *grins* teasing... Come on, I know what we can do... Let's race. But only use two legs, now!
    7/27...At a time, or...?
    7/27Well, just as I use two at a time! I know I'll lose, but it'll be fun all the same.
    7/27*curls up human-like legs and stands on a pair of spider legs* I'll even give you a head start~
    7/27*looks at her before shaking his head* Well, balls to the wall, then. *Dashes off down the tunnel, dress, I meant, shirt flapping in the wind*
    7/27*waits untill she can't see him anymore, and then takes off after him like something out of deadspace*
    7/27(Evil game!)

    *hears the skittering sound behidn him and starts running faster, as images flash through his mind*
    7/27*From behind him, a glowing-eyed Yamame is quickly catching up, while her legs spike their way into the ground*
    7/27*looks behind him, and freaks out mentally at the sight, and literally begins to run as fast as he can*
    7/27*notices he's starting to get a bit of ground on her, and so moves faster, and extends the rest of her legs to the side like some sorts of weapons for no apparent reason*
    7/27*as the breaths of the youkai echo in his ear, he looks back to see as she is gaining on him, all of her legs looking as if she is about to pounce on him. Begins to scramble to stay ahead, panic welling within him* Yamame... What... are... you...
    7/27*from her lack of breath at running for so long, her voice came out as hisses and clicks hardly recognisable, save for a single word* ssskk ss kk kk Spider!
    7/27*decides to not bother answering, as he focuses on running. Until he trips over an inconvenient rock. The nerve of it. Oh, and looks up to see her as she is running closer. Panicking further, he begins to scramble backwards on his hands*
    7/27*as she finally reaches him, she scoops him up and gives him a bone creaking hug*
    7/27*panics for a seconds, before realizing that she's just hugging him, not moving in for a kill* Yes, that's right. Just Yamame. Just my youkai...
    7/27*switches from the pair of rather tired legs, and starts to run on the other six* You okay...?
    7/27*looks away for a moment, seeing her other legs. Immediately looks back at her face* Not really... Just thought I saw something that I didn't see.
    7/27*Still letting out hissy pants* Really?
    7/27*winces again* Yeah, really. It looked like you were coming to... eat me. With your other legs out like that...
    7/27Well, it's hard to balance on just two legs...
    7/27I can imagine... *looks away* Sorry though. Just reacted...
    7/27*shugs* It's the same as my own insticts. Some you can resist, and others are tougher... Ahh, we're about at the city - I can taste the sake in the air.
    7/27*takes a deep breath, and begins to choke* How did I not notice this before...
    7/27Pretty easily, as I'm sure this is your first time here...
    7/28*coughs at the smell, while trying to look at the city* Well, remind me to get a gas mask...
    7/28*reaches under skirt, and comes back with a very thin sheet of silk* Use this.
    7/28*holds it in front of mouth and breathes through it* Fanks. You're a lifesafer...
    7/28Sorry if it's a bit moist, though. It's still fresh...
    7/28*laughs* I imagined as much. Don't worry, it's perfectly fine.
    7/28(Hey, need advice. Where among that area would be the best place to put the spinnerette? Between? About the tip of the spine? I can't decide...)

    *with them finally nearly there, she skidded to a halt, and set him down, before giving his cheek another kiss* Thank you.
    7/28(Base of the the spine seems best to me...at least, it's closest to an actual spider)

    *blushes again, while taking another breath through the cloth* You're welcome... Now, where was it you were leading us?
    7/28Ahh, Yuugi has a food stand somewhere in the punching district. Uses it mostly to pass time, so the prices are good, and she even has non-oni alcohol.
    7/28...The Punching District?
    7/28It's a city of oni. They aren't known for their creativity in naming.
    7/28True... What is it they do down here? Drink? Punch ghosts? Drink while 'punching' ghosts? Or do they throw in the occasional kick?
    7/28Save for making sure the fires of hell don't spread, they use the district names as conditions for their fights.
    7/28Ah, roger then. I sure hope there isn't a nut shot district then... *Cringes*
    7/28*shug* I only know the name of the punching district, as it's where Yuugi lives.
    7/28Alright. Well, I'll follow you... And try not to get punched in the process. *sees a random punch buggy* ...alright, that's no fair.
    7/28(A what?)
    7/28(it's a VW bug. Driving down the road, if you see one, shout punch buggy no punch back and punch the person nearest to you)
    7/28What's not?
    7/28*points at the punch buggy* That thing there. Why is a car down here in the first place?
    7/28Maybe it's the reactor that powers it...
    7/28Possibly. Sounds like something that a kappa would do...
    7/28(how did we get on the discussion of kappa in both threads?)
    7/28(Who knows.) Doesn't it?
    7/28Yup. But let's go on before we get punched by a cucumber or whatnot...
    7/28A... cucumber...?
    7/28Kappa thing. Don't worry about it. Let's just go and find some food... That's not a fruit.
    7/28I don't think fruit would really work, as there's not particularly any sun down here, save for Okuu...
    7/28Heh, true. What would work down here? Fungi?
    7/28And meat.
    7/28Well, that should go without saying. *looks about the city* Say... where are all the oni, though?
    7/28Probably a tournament going on in one of the districts...
    7/28Well, at least that means that it won't be likely we'll get in a fight, or anything. *pats her shoulder* Of course, you'd be able to protect me if something did happen, aye?
    7/28...I'd be able to run, if anything did try to happen to you. Even Oni have criminals.
    7/28That seems... odd. Aren't they supposed to be honest, completely? Or does have to do with how exactly they are?
    7/28That's just natural selection, really. The non-honest ones get their horns taken, and then they aren't oni anymore.
    7/28Heh. That almost makes them sound like humans... really strong humans with horns, but humans all the same.
    7/28And then the winner sticks the horn to their head. Heck, even a human, if they are suicidal, could take on an Oni for the prize of a horn, and become an oni. That's how Yuugi became of, or so she says...
    7/28Yeah. Hrm... I wonder, if you beat lots of oni, could you just equip all of their horns? Be a bit hard to wear a hat, though
    7/28If you have enough to wager, I'm sure you could.
    7/28Meh, oh well. I suppose I should cease with the wondering, and commence with the searching? I'm not keeping you from anything, am I?
    7/28No, I already know where her stand is.
    7/28Alright then. *bows deeply* after you, miss Spider.
    7/28*offers her hand to him*
    7/28*takes her hand*
    7/28*leads him through the labyrinth of buildings*
    7/28You know... One could probably make a lot of money if they ever taught the oni how to design efficient... *blinks, and blushes* sorry. Just thinking out loud.
    7/28The city was here before the oni moved here. *giggles*
    7/28Oh. *blinks* Well, coulda fooled me. Silly human, thinks he knows everything.
    7/28And now you're starting to sound like the green-haired one... After looking into the eyes of the lunar rabbit, she's rarely stopped talking in the third person...
    7/28Hrm... *looks at his hair* Nope, not green. Thank goodness. And would you like it if Guy talks in the third person? Because Guy thinks it would be much fun.
    7/28*groans* Please, don't...
    7/28*laughs slightly* I'm teasing you. Was trying to get a pout out of you, though...
    7/28Right... Anyways, we're here!

    Yuugi: Ohh? Yamame! Guy! Long time no see! What brings you to this cozy little part of hell?
    7/28Yamame said you had food that I could eat. As generous as she has been, I don't know if I would be able to eat what she has... *tries not to be insulting at all. Just honest*
    7/28Yuugi: Ahh, right. Still keeping bags of rotting meat? Anyways, what'll ya be havein'?

    Yamame: Well, I can't help it if raw meat tastes better rotten!
    7/28Guy: I'm not sure... What do ya have? And Yamame, I don't think I'd be able to handle any raw meat... I'm not as tough as you are.
    7/28Yuugi: Well, outside of the human flesh substitute of salted, sugared, tenderized pork, I cook a mean hellfire salmon!
    7/28Guy: *shivers at first one* How about the fishies? That first one just doesn't... *shivers*
    7/28Yamame: It's not like it's actually human...

    Yuugi: Leave it be, Yamame. Humans are more picky than youkai...
    7/28Guy: More like, since I am associating it with human, I won't be able to get it out of my head...
    7/28Yamame: I'll take the fake human. *she grinned happily*

    Yuugi: One hellfire fishie, and a fake human steak, comin' right up!
    7/28Guy: *groans* Now I'll be thinking all night whether I'll be midnight snack... Especially after that episode earlier.
    7/28Yamame: *kisses cheek* Aww, don't be like that! It helps me stave off the hunger for humans, you know...

    Yuugi: Ohoh? What's this? Getting all kissy kissy?
    7/28Guy: *blushes, but kisses Yamame back anyway* Maybe. But alright, I suppose. But if I wake up with my foot missing, I'm blaming Yuugi.
    7/28Yuugi: Ehh, I'd sooner eat you than she would, and I used to be human! She only really goes for pre-killed human... Now, if you were to die on the other hand...

    Yamame: That'd be the most sad meal I've had in awhile...
    7/28Guy: ...It's kinda surreal, just sitting here discussing how you all might eat me.
    7/28Yuugi: Well, she's hungry, and I'm honest.
    7/28Guy: I am aware. That's why I haven't been freaking out.
    7/28Yamame: Eheh~ Sorry if I scared you a bit...

    Yuugi: Fear is a natural thing to feel in such a situation. Heck, it took me decades to get used to other youkai eating human flesh, and decades more for me to try it.
    7/28Guy: It's fine, don't worry about it none. I still owe you plenty for all those failed euphemisms...
    7/28Yuugi: Do I even wanna know...?
    7/28Guy: Yamame's still very innocent, and hasn't been corrupted like an outsider such as myself.
    7/28Yuugi: Ahh, I see... *flips the meat* It'll be done soon.
    7/28Guy: Sehr gut... *looks about* Seems kinda quiet for the punching district, I should say.
    7/28Yuugi: *shrugs* Everyone has hangovers right now... Ahh, that reminds me... *sets out a pair of sake dishes and a whole, full bottle of sake* I forgot this part of the meal! Enjoy~

    Yamame: Thank you, Yuugi. *fills the pair of dishes and sips from hers* Ahh, good... It's not the oni stuff this time.

    Yuugi: You're never going to let that go, are you...?

    Yamame: I was drunk for a week!
    7/28Guy: *sniffs it cautiously* So, what would it do for a human? If I want to embarass myself in front of Yamame, I'd rather do it sober.
    7/28Yuugi: Make ya drunk as hell from a single sip, and start picking fights! Only stuff that's better is brewed by celestials! The stuff tastes like peaches, but it works great!
    7/28Guy: Hrm. *turns to Yamame* So, do I want to get as drunk as hell, and want to start picking fights?
    7/28Yamame: As I said, it's ordinary sake. No fear of the latter half of that happening...
    7/28Guy: Alright then... *takes a sip* Well, that wasn't too *starts choking* GAh! BurNS!
    7/28Yuugi: Food's done! *places a pair of plates before the pair of you*

    Yamame: *drools and produces her mandables, coating the meat in stomach acid*
    7/28Guy: *pointedly ignores the plate of human looking food and begins stuffing down salmon to alleviate the burning.
    7/28Yuugi: By the way, hellfire salmon, when cooked, reach rather high temperatures if you don't let them cool...
    7/29Guy: *waits for a few seconds, and waits for them to start burning* Ah, I can deal with that type of burN OW OW!
    7/29Yuugi: Also, I made it extra spicy.
    7/29Guy: *glances around for a barrel of water, constantly fanning his mouth*
    7/29Yuugi: Here, have a glass of milk. *hand a sake dish full of white fluid*
    7/29Guy: *takes it and sucks it down*
    7/29Yuugi: Though, it was delivered by Koishi, she I'm not 100% sure it's milk...
    7/29Guy: It's milk. She probably pulled a double subversion on you... *begins to hack up* But it IS rotten...
    7/29Yuugi: Huh... Well, good thing you were the first to drink it. Yamame, ya want the rest? *offers large jar*

    Yamame: Sure! *takes the jar, and sets it at her feet*
    7/29Guy: You're enjoying this, aren't you?
    7/29Yuugi: Yep.
    7/29Guy: Crazy oni...
    7/29Yuugi: Just a bit.
    7/29Guy: At least it keeps ya from going insane... Speaking of that, Do you remember what happened to Koishi, Yamame?
    7/29Yamame: *pales* ...We left her in my web, bound...
    7/29Guy: Thought so... But knowing her, she either is enjoying it, or she's standing right behind me as I speak.
    7/29Koishi: Ding ding ding! We have a winner! *she's still quite bound in the cacoon she was left in*
    7/29Guy: *waves nonchalantly at the satori* 'lo there, Koishi. Want some hell salmon? I don't think I can finish it all.
    7/29Koishi: I think my body's alergic to fish!
    7/29Guy: Deathly allergic, or make you sneeze once and you're done?
    7/29Koishi: *shrugs* Never really decided to test it out!
    7/29Guy: No time like the present, eh?
    7/29Koishi: Good idea! *reaches for the fish, but finds Yamame holding her wrist*
    7/29Guy: Eh, what's the big deal? *takes another swish of sake, not having noticed he's been taking swigs the entire time*
    7/29Yamame: Snap out of it! *slap*
    7/29Guy: *stares blankly, before falling on table, hitting the very part she slapped. Again.*
    7/29Koishi: Heeere, fishy fishy... *reaches with other hand, but it gets grabbed by Yuugi*

    Yamame: Wait, when did you get out of the binding...?

    Koishi: You ate it all, remember? *grins*
    7/29Guy: *stares up at Yamame* You has pwetty hair... Like spider silk. Ehehe...
    7/29Yamame: W-what? I... I do...? *blushes furiously, letting go of Koishi*
    7/29Guy: Yeah... *reaches hand up lazily, but falls over onto the counter again* Looks soft. Use it as pillow again?
    7/29Koishi: *reaches for fish*

    Yuugi: *grabs other hand*

    Koishie: *leans in, and begins to kiss the far taller girl at great length, stunning the oni*

    Yamame: ...My... hair?
    7/29Guy: *nods, still watching her* Yes, nice hair. Nice and soft and silky... Could use it as Pillow... Or could use other parts as pillow. OR Yamame is just one giant super pillow! Weeh...
    7/29Yuugi: *quickly loses strength to the skilled tongue in her mouth*

    Yamame: Ehh? Other pillows...?
    7/29Guy: Yeah! Other parts! *hiccups* You has nice... stomach...
    7/29Yamame: I'm not fat! I-it's just that my legs make my outfit a bit poofy...
    7/29Guy: So? Wouldn't complain... either... way... Yoush pwetty.
    7/29Koishi: With her hands now free, she begins to grope the rear of the oni*
    7/29Guy: *tries to lift head up, but instead slips and sprawls forward at Yamame's feet*
    7/29Yuugi: Mmm... *quivers lightly and returns the kiss*

    Koishi: *begins to lift up the back of Yuugi's skirt*

    Yamame: *pulls him up and uses one of her legs to keep him up*
    7/29Guy: *stares at her for a few seconds before grinning* Hi there!
    7/29Yamame: ...Hi...?
    7/29Guy: *keeps smiling* I'm drunk!
    7/29Yamame: That... was obvious... *sigh* Maybe I should filter him a bit...
    7/29Guy: Filter? Filtering sounds fun! *low whisper* Do you tell that to all the guys?
    7/29Yamame: W-what...? Only if they get drunk, or sick...
    7/29Guy: Aww... shucks. *face drops, before brightening again* But is ook! You can filter me all night long...
    7/29Yamame: But my mouth would get tired...
    7/29Guy: Then I can filter you when you get tired! I won't even need to use my mouth...
    7/29Yamame: Wait, what...?
    7/29Guy: Yup! I can filter too... Wait, is that a euphemism too? Oh, fiddlesticks... *slumps down on her and starts snoring*
    7/29Yamame: Ehh? Ehh??
    7/29Guy: *continues to snore, and nuzzle Yamame*
    7/29Yamame: *sighs and begins to suck up her meal* I think Guy needs some rest...

    Yuugi: Ahn...! Nmm...

    Koishi: Ahh, you like that, huh...?
    7/29Satori: I'm quite sure she does Koishi. Especially after you messed with her subconscious those few times.
    7/29Yamame: How rare, to see you outside this often... *picks up guy*
    7/29Satori: More like, howw rare to see me out when my sister is not bothering to cause some sort of trouble.
    7/29Yamame: True enough...

    Koishi: Eheh~
    7/29Satori: Remind me again, Miss Kurodani, are we in the punching district?
    7/29Yamame: *nods*
    7/29Satori: Good. *rolls up her sleeve, and socks Koishi in the back of her head* That should do the trick.
    7/29Yamame: *subconciously dodges* What should?
    7/29Satori: A blow there 'should' knock her out... At least until I can carry her back home.
    7/29(ARG! Did it again!)
    7/29(Aha, is fine... You can always make it so that Koishi is making Satori think Yamame is Koishi?)
    7/29Koishi: Why did you hit Yamame, sis~? *grins, and keeps enjoying Yuugi*
    7/29Satori: *glances at Koishi, then back at Koishi, then turns back to Koishi* Sorry, Koi- 'Yamame'. It appears my sister is having... fun.
    7/29Yamame: *drools on the ground, quite knocked out*
    7/29Satori: ...Lovely. Just lovely. I suppose there's one thing to do. Rin!

    Rin: You rang?

    Satori: Please carry them away to the palace.
    7/29Koishi: Jeez, big sis! So clumsy~
    7/29Satori: You know, I can simply knock everyone here out. I'll get you eventually.

    Rin: *tosses Yamame and Guy into cart with flourish, then trundles them away*
    7/29Another Koishi: Eheh~ But one of them may break your hand if you do~
    7/29Satori: Eh, it's not worth it. I still wish for my sanity to remain.
    7/29Yet another Koishi: *stops hauling the cart* Sanity is for the weak~
    7/29Satori: But I expected this already, so you might say that you are acting sanely. Therefore, you are weak.
    7/29One more Koishi: I don't know what you're talking about! *sits up from inside the cart, her third eye slightly cracked open*
    7/29Satori: Please Koishi, that trick doesn't work on me. Not after the first few... dozen... times.
    7/29other Koishi in the cart: I have no idea what you're talking about, big sister! All but one of them was ever so slightly distorted at this point.
    7/29Satori: I still do remember what is there. But since I'm subconsciously 'hearing' them...
    7/29All the Koishis: Again, what? *all but one was starting to sound a bit staticky, and all of their eyes were ever so slightly open*
    7/29Satori: *walks over to the non-static Koishi and grabs her shoulders* Enough, Koishi. Let me take them back home.
    7/29Koishi: *goes limp, the illusion of the mind all fading away, and eye opens*

    (You gave me such an interesting idea for my story, when the time comes~!)
    7/29(Howso? And which eye opened?)
    7/29(Third. I wasn't sure how to go about it, once I have her open her eye... This helps)
    7/29Satori: Koishi? What are, are you just... What's going on?
    7/29(Orin's back to normal)

    Yuugi: Ehh? You were acting a bit oddly for a bit...

    Koishi: *color starts to return to the open eye, turning its skin red once more*
    7/29Orin: Nah, it was probably Koishi... Koishi? *turns back at lack of response* Are you ok?

    Satori: *runs up to Koishi* Sister! Speak to me! Please... *hand subconsciously moves down to cradle Koishi's eye*
    7/29Koishi: *drools slightly, and doesn't respond*

    Yuugi: ...Reminds me of the time I accidentally knocked her out, but... different, a bit...
    7/29Satori: *picks her up in her arms* Come on, Orin, we must hurry back. And Miss Hoshiguma... You may do as you want. *turns to leave with Koishi.
    7/29Yuugi: See ya! Hope you feel better, Koishi, and Guy! ...Even if you're both out cold, and can't hear me.
    7/29Satori: *leaves the place and heads toward the palace* Dear, this isn't good, not at all...

    Orin: But Miss Komeiji... her eye is-

    Satori: I know Orin. Call for Okuu, would you? I can feel her around- Ah, the kitchens. Not too far at all.
    7/29Okuu: *finishes making soup, and begins to chug it down* Unyuuu! Not hot enough...! *gets ready to make more*
    7/29Satori: ...Nevermind. I feel bad things would happen if she showed up. If only her brains were as large as her breasts... *stops, and shakes head* Dear me, I must have been spending too much time around my sister... *looks down, with a frown covering her face* Or perhaps not enough
    7/29Koishi: *mumbles in her sleep* Unyuu~ I need to make more soup...
    7/29Satori: *thinks whether or not Koishi can hear her*
    7/29Koishi: Unyuu~ No, don't catch fire, mister soup... You'll burn...
    7/29Satori: Countermand that, Orin! Get those two in, and as far away from my room as you can! *strolls past them without a word, before heading up to the highest room in the palace*
    7/29Koishi: *mumbles in her sleep* Jeez, so much going on...
    7/29Satori: *idly* Isn't there always... *finds an old dusty bed up in the attic, and sets her down in it. A old plush cat and raven sit on the head of the bed, bit and clawed to pieces, but haning together barely*
    7/29Koishi: Unyuu~ Stop burning, kitchen... Ahh, Orin... The hell did you do, Okuu...? *squirms a bit*
    7/29Satori: *places hands on both sides of her face* Koishi, focus on me. Focus on your sister. Let me in...
    7/29Koishi: *once more mumbles* Let me in... Please...
    7/29Satori: *tears start to well up in her eyes* Koishi... Sister, come back to me. Wake up. You can finally see... Please wake up so you can see me... and that I may see you...
    7/29Koishi: Wake up... please... *begins to stir slightly, her eyes fluttering a bit*
    7/29*leaning over Koishi, nose nearly touching hers, tears begin to drip* Sister... Please, I've waited so long... Come back, please. I love you.
    7/29Koishi: ...I love you, too. *gives a quick kiss and opens eyes* ...Where am I...? *cringes* My head hurts...
    7/29*smiles before hugging her tightly* You're back, sister. You're finally back... I can 'feel' you. It's been so long.
    7/29Has it...? I remember things, and yet... I don't...
    7/29Tell me... Tell me what I am thinking. *how much love she has for her sister, even after how much she drives her crazy*
    7/29It's a bit fuzzy, but... You love me very much, even if I drive you up the wall... ...Ehh? My eye was closed? I guess it worked, after all... I love you, big sister...
    7/29Yes it was, but now, you can see again... *cries more into her shoulder* Don't leave me again, Koishi... stay with your sister, please... We can... can be...
    7/29I must have lost myself... Have... Have people forgiven us...? Can we... go outside, now?
    7/29They... had 'forgotten' us. But then Okuu... You remember little baby Okuu? Still a raven by then... Oh, so much to catch you up on. As to whether they have forgiven us... Some have, I suppose.
    7/29Little Okuu is... big now? Wow, I must have been out of it for awhile... And she's got huge breasts...?
    7/29*laughs to herself* And you'd of course notice that. Those are a more recent acquisition, though. Along with her quasi-godhood status...
    7/29I guess so... ...Wait, and she's still a bit... slow? With the power of a Yatagarasu, given to her by a god? Jeez... What a stupid goddess...
    7/29Tell me about it... One would think that a goddess would be smarter than that... OR maybe that's what happens when they lose followers. Instead of losing power, they lose brains.
    7/29*shug* I guess... And what's this of a small frog-like goddess that seems less stupid?
    7/29Oh, that one is the actual goddess of the shrine... but her lands were taken back in the suwa war. She's a... decent enough sort. But at least I've had Orin to help me take care of you and Okuu.
    7/29Wait, I did WHAT to Okuu? *pales* W-well, I suppose she is... attractive... *blushes* Wait, wait, I did that to you, too?!
    7/29*dryly* You did that to pretty much everyone, sister. The only one in this building is perhaps the human, but even then... But to be honest, I do not think Okuu even knows what it meant.
    7/29...That makes it a bit worse, really... I took advantage of a CHILD, even if only mentally... *third eye blinks* And a sexy one one! ...Wait, what?
    7/29*hugs her tightly* There, there, sister. It will be ok. I've you back. ...And that might have to do with your powers when you bound yourself leaking over... I fear that spending so long with your eye shut, may have...
    7/29...And now I remember every detail of what I did to little Okuu yesterday... I'm horrible...!
    7/29Koishi! *grabs her by the shoulders* It's done. I'd tell you to cast it out of your mind, but I know that we can't do such a thing. Please, just trust me, everything will be fine... You're not a horrible person at all. Neither Orin nor Okuu hate you for what you've done.
    7/29...I'm glad I'm not hated by the few that like me... *sniff* Why does everyone hate me, anyways...? I've never done anything to anyone, besides improve this girl I'm in... Well, save for what I did while not myself...
    7/29...You were like that for a few centuries, sister. And as far as the humans care, we kidnapped these girls. We're just parasites. We 'did' just take them... *wipes her tears* And you've always been such a kind soul...
    7/29But I asked permission first, before making it permanent! That should count for SOMETHING...
    7/29She knows that... But did they know that?
    7/29...No... *sigh* I couldn't really ask, what with being hooked to the girl, unless it was permanant, afterall... Can only invade a single dream, and such...
    7/29The humans don't understand us... Just as most of the youkai don't. Perhaps that's where we made our mistake. We know everything that they know, so shouldn't we know better?
    7/29*sigh* I guess I have a point, huh...? Hind sight, and such. *Third eye blinks* Fuck em - literally! ...Err...
    7/29A bit... we may think we know best, but they want to be able to decide for themselves. Maybe we should have tried to be guide them when on the surface, instead of telling them and expecting them to follow. *pats her shoulder* And I can see your other side is still here... I suppose that might be around for quite a while.
    7/29Probably, yeah... I mean, it WAS around for most of my life, I think... Wait, what year is it...? Did Yukari's plan ever work?
    7/29(Ummm... Do I know that plan?)
    7/29(To create Gensokyo, and yes.)
    7/29(Oh, that plan! Duh! XD Sometimes one forgets how long... and how many plans that Yukari has...)

    It's the year 127, post the founding of Gensokyo. It's the year 2012 on the outside.
    7/29That's... Wow...
    7/29It is. *hugs her again* It's been a long time, sister. I've missed you so much...
    7/29I'd say that I missed you too, but... yeah... *hugs back* *eye closes for a full second, and she begins to kiss Satori with a giggle before coming to her senses* Ahh! S-sorry, big sister!
    7/29*giggles slightly* It's alright. I know it won't change... Besides, it's not too bad. And I know that you weren't able to really.. *shakes head, and stands up, holding her hand* But... Let's go meet our pets. I'd say that they might have missed you.
    7/29...And maybe help them put out the fire in the kitchen...
    7/29You don't know how wonderful it is to have another being able to have someone else tell all of this. Come on, now.
    7/29I take that means that you've yet to make any children, and that we are still an endangered species...? Jeez, you'd think there'd be some sort of human that you could ask to bear your child... I guess humans are still afraid of hell, huh...?
    7/29Well, there is one downstairs that is quite smitten with one of the spider youkai... Hrm. I wonder if her might perhaps be interested. I never did ask him... Incidentally, he was the only one who you haven't gotten to when you were... Yeah. So, perhaps he might be one...
    7/29That'd be great! It'd be nice to see another satori... Actually, that reminds me... Did you ever pick a less confusing name? It's been, what, 300 years?
    7/29Four hundred, by my count. And no, I haven't. I've grown... accustomed, to being 'the' Satori... I suppose I might have to find another, now.
    7/29*giggles* It's fine. Though, I'm going to have to tease you a bit over it, you know~ *blinks* Tease, and tease, untill you... Dammit...
    7/29*pats her head* Come on, let's go and find Okuu and Orin. They've only made a bit of progress on the fire.
    7/29Well, atleast they've contained it to just the kitchen...
    7/29Although Orin's pigtails are on fire... Shan't say it, but I always did think they were cute. Remember what you used to call her?
    7/29Piggy, I think...? I don't remember many things so well...
    7/29Satori: *squeezes her hand gently* It will come back, sister. It will come back. *leads her into kitchen*

    Orin: Ahh! Okuu! Get a cloth! *runs blindly towards the door where Satori and Koishi are standing, two twin flames streaming from her head*
    7/29Okuu: *beats her with a towl* Stop being so mean to Orin, mister fire!
    7/29Orin: *eventually calms down as the fire goes out, but leaps to Satori* Master! You're back, how is... *peers over shoulder to look at Koishi*
    7/29Koishi: Hello, Orin. *eye blinks* You look hotter than ever~ *wink* ...Dammit... Ignore that last statement, if you would...
    7/29Orin: *stares in shock* ...Master? Did Koishi just... just... 'apologize'?

    Satori: Yes she did, Orin. Yes she did.
    7/29Okuu: Unyuu? *fire is still raging*

    Koishi: Though, maybe we should work on putting this fire out, hmm? *slimes warmly at her little kitty cat*
    7/29(hehe, slime...)

    Orin: *still in shock* y-yeah, I'll get right on that, Koishi. *runs over and begins beating it with a towel.

    Satori: It isn't anything to worry about now, Okuu. Just beat out the fire with a towel- Oh, yes, your cape would be wonderful.
    7/29Okuu: Unyuu! * begins to bat at the fire with her cape, while still wearing it*

    Koishi: She sure has... *looking at her chest* ...grown... *grabs a towel, and joins the beat-down*
    7/29Satori: She has, hasn't she? *thinks at Koishi that even she is guilty of staring at the bouncy sight. On that note, she begins beating at it, pointedly trying not to think of the bouncies*
    7/29Koishi: Hehe, it's futile you know... *blinks* Give into that desire~ ...
    7/29Satori: Yes, I am quite aware. *clears throat* Please take off your cloak, Okuu, while using it to beat the flame.
    7/29Okuu: Ehh? ...Okay... *does that, fumbling with her magic cloak a bit, and beats at the flames, still causing her breasts to sway about*
    7/29Satori: Botherance... *and you know, something tells me that both parts of you are enjoying this* But I think we've got it mostly taken care of. Except... *pinches the last flame on Orin's tail*

    Orin: Ah! I hadn't seen! Thank you much.
    7/29Okuu: Yay! Now I can make more soup, eheh~

    Koishi: So, what should we do now...? *Not like I try to hide it~*
    7/29Satori: We should go and check on our guests... And Okuu, you'll be coming with us, where I can keep an eye on you. *it is a bit hard, after being the sensible one*

    Orin: Ah, yeah, them... I kinda dumped them down in the laundry room... Was the first place more comfortable than a wood floor.
    7/29Koishi: Ehh...? That seems a bit mean, Orin... *Heh, I'm sure~* *eye blinks* *Quite HARD, I'm sure~!*
    7/29Orin: Well, I had to get the far away, so as to not... interfere? And... You haven't cared about whether it's mean in forever. Or anything else, either.

    Satori: No matter. You did the best that you could, Orin. Let's go, now. *I'll take solace in the fact that you haven't started narrating her movements*
    7/29Koishi: Well, my eye's wide open now! *grins* *bounce, bounce, bounce~ You just had to say it, didn't you...?*

    Okuu: Unyuu? *confused*
    7/29Satori: She's back to normal, Okuu. Back when you were a wee little raven. *And not a damn sexpot... Dammit Koishi!*
    7/29Okuu: ...Normal...? But she's acting so strange! Normally, she'd be touching me, and making me feel nice... Now she's just-

    Koishi: *eye blinks* *gropes the enormous breasts of Okuu* ...Dammit...
    7/29Satori: More like that? But Okuu, think on this for a second. Would you say that she was acting more like... me? *I can't believe it*
    7/29Koishi: *Eheh, she really IS a bird brain...*

    Okuu: Yeah... *shivers* I love when she plays with me! Why don't you ever, master...?
    7/29Satori: Okuu... I... I shouldn't. It's not the proper... *dammit, she's never said something like that to me. And why do I...*
    7/29Koishi: *eye closes for a second* *Because the subconcious is so very strong~* *And because she's cute*

    Okuu: Unyuu? *looks at with curious eyes* *I love when I feel so good...*
    7/29Satori: *fine.* Okuu, come over here a second.
    7/29Okuu: Coming~ *bounces over to Satori, her breasts bouncing heavily*
    7/29Satori: *If this doesn't go well, I'll kill myself.* *leans up on her tiptoes, and pulls Okuu down to kiss her*
    7/29Okuu: Uny-! *M-master is...! M-master... is... Mmm* *enjoys the kiss*

    Koishi: *Ohh, my... So cute~* *grins*
    7/29Satori: *leans back* Is that what you wanted, Okuu? Then why did you not even 'think'... *shut up*
    7/29Okuu: U-unyuu... *nods happily*

    Koishi: Well, she doesn't seem to a lot of thinking - concious thinking, that is...
    7/29Satori: *she does plenty enough... I was sure it would have come across* Then... Oh, dammit all to hell, we're here anyways. *Leaps up and throws arms around Okuu's neck, pulling her into a deep kiss*
    7/29(poor Orin, forgot all about her... Stupid Sexy Okuu. XD)
    7/29Okuu: Mmm...! *shivers at the tongue being jammed in her mouth*

    Koishi: *And yet she's constantly thinking things, when I blink...*
    7/29Orin: *has a sad face on her own* Master... we need to get going...

    Satori: *breaks the kiss and lowers her head onto Okuu's breasts* Yes, Orin, I'm sorry... Oh, don't tell me... I didn't...
    7/29Okuu: Yay! I feel loved now!

    Koishi: *chuckles*
    7/29Satori: *her too... Dammit. How did I miss it that both of my pets want to...*
    7/29Koishi: *Because you ignored it, and subconciously read only what you wished to~!*
    7/29Satori: *because I was too busy trying to counteract you... I've neglected...* Okuu, come over here with me. *pulls her over to Orin*

    Orin: Master? What is it?
    7/29Okuu: Unyuu? *does as told*
    7/29Satori: Now, I see that I've neglected both of you... My pets... *pulls them both down, and kisses both* I've loved you, but never truly shown it, have I? I'm so sorry...

    Orin: *starry eyed, tails sticking up* M-master?
    7/29Koishi: *Feels envious a bit*
    7/29Satori: *smiles and turns to her* Now dear, we are family, aren't we? *offers a hand*
    7/29Koishi: *takes the offered hand* E-ehh...?

    Okuu: Unyuu?
    7/29Satori: *takes her, and brings her close* I'm not losing you again, whether it be to jealousy or to madness. And I'll do whatever it takes to keep you, all of you. I love you all...
    7/29Koishi: *blushes* *B-but... we're siblings...* *eye blinks* *I love you so much, big sis~!* *...Dammit...*

    Okuu: Yay! Master loves me lots!
    7/29Orin: *begins to nuzzle against Satori* You love us all? That much?

    Satori: I do. *takes deep breath* And as much as I would love to have the family reunion now...
    7/29Koishi: *I guess we HAVE neglected the human and spider...*
    7/29Satori: *We have...* Well, I suppose I'll have to make do with this for now. *pecks Okuu and Orin on the lips, before turning to Koishi and raising an eyebrow* *Do I even need bother asking?*

    Orin: Yehe... *purrs in contentment
    7/29Okuu: *chirps happily*

    Koishi: I-I have no idea what you mean...! ...Wait, I said that aloud... *blinks* But I'd rather moan~ ...
    7/29Satori: *sister?* Shut up. *Grabs her and kisses for a second, before reluctantly letting go* Now come. We must take care of our guests... Then we can all have fun.
    7/29Koishi: *Yay~ Fun with sister~ Err... I mean... Uhh... That was my subconcious again...!* *blushes furiously*

    Okuu: *Chirps happily*
    7/29Satori: *no it wasn't, sister. I can tell by this point* Well, lead on Orin! To the laundry room.

    Orin: Yes, master! *skips down the hall, swishing her butt and tails to and fro.
    7/29Koishi: *blinks* *I wanna make her mewl more~* *...Ugh...*
    7/29Satori: *Just keep it under control sister. I promise to make it up to you later, if you do*
    7/29Koishi: *starts to drool at the thought of what that entails* *Err...*

    Okuu: *skips after Orin, her breasts just about hitting her in the face*
    7/29Satori: *giggles slightly, before coming to a stop in front of a door. Glancing inside, the human and spider are busy sleeping. And spooning* Did you do this, Orin?

    Orin: *looks back with a wide grin* Nope! Sure is funny. They really do like each other...
    7/29(Poor girl... I shudder to imagine how big they are, but I can't help but to wonder)
    7/29(And her eye thing keeps her from strapping them down! XD)

    Koishi: Jeez, and she's even humping him rather roughly...

    Okuu: Unyu! That looks like a fun game~
    7/29Satori: We'll play it tonight, Okuu. But should we rouse them? Or leave them to sleep?

    (I'm sure she could find a way... But still... bouncy bouncy)
    7/29(We are talking about the same Okuu, right...?)

    Koishi: *Eye closes for a full five seconds, and she holds their noses shut* Wakey wakey, eggs and bakie, even if we have none of that last one~ ...Before that. ...Bufore that, and this... ...Dammit! Lost myself for a bit...
    7/29(Yup, we are. I'm sure there is 'some' way. I can't imagine it myself though.)

    Satori: There there, I know the habits are there, but you have to resist it... Just to prove that you control them. *Kneels down beside Yamame and shakes her gently*
    7/29Okuu: How do you lose yourself...? Unyuu...

    Yamame: Nnn...
    7/29Satori: Rather easily, actually. *could lose myself in those breasts... dangit* Miss Kurodani, can you hear me?
    7/29Yamame: *slowly opens eyes, and quickly skitters away from Koishi* *What? Where? When...?*
    7/29Satori: You're fine, Miss Kurodani. We just took you back to the palace after your... episode. Koishi made it appear as if you were instead her. And I... hit you. Rather nicely.
    7/29Yamame: *Wha-why's Koishi look so...*

    Koishi: Normal~?

    Yamame: *eyes widen*
    7/29Satori: You know, she can hear your thoughts now, so no trying to hide them.
    7/29Yamame: But... she's always had her... *notices the third eye open wide*

    Koishi: I guess you WERE born after I closed my eye, huh...?
    7/29Satori: There aren't many that are that old. Most of them are down here, granted, but new youkai must be born. Plus, she still has that time a few days ago where you played with her web on her mind.
    7/29Koishi: *blinks* And her squeals were so cute~! ...Dammit!

    Yamame: ...Is this some kind of dream...? *There's no way that-*

    Koishi: I could have my eye open? *grins*
    7/29Satori: Just don't rub it in too much, Koishi. Remember what I said?
    7/29Koishi: A-ahh... right... Sorry, Yamame! It's a hard habbit to break, and such...

    Yamame: ...

    Koishi: ...Helloooo? Say, or think something! Anything! ...Are you broken...?

    Yamame: ...
    7/29Satori: *chuckles* She's merely in shock. Heh. Well, perhaps her friend might be more capable of conversation. *leans down to shake up Guy* *She still hasn't noticed that she's still humping him?*

    Guy:Oh, good morn- Ack! The light! IT burns...
    7/30Koishi: Hiya!

    Okuu: Unyuu? But it's not even warm...
    7/30Satori: He's hung over, Okuu. Any stimulus would be too extreme for him. Observe. *leans down to his ear* Boo!

    Guy: Yaaah! *covers up his ears and curls up into Yamame* Too loud! Much too loud.
    7/30Koishi: ...Weren't you the one who said we shouldn't do things that will make us hated...? Hiya, human! *grins toothily, exposing sharp teeth*
    7/30Satori: I'm doing nothing that another human wouldn't do. Which does mean that I'm not threatening to make him dinner quite yet.

    Guy: Eh? Is that a Koishi? I hear a Koishi... Might as well through the sanity away.
    7/30Koishi: *blinks* Sanity is for the weak~ ...Dammit! Anyways, hello, human~
    7/30Guy: Hello, Koishi... *blinks and looks up at her* Why are you looking at me like that? Do you want something?
    7/30Koishi: Maaaaybe~
    7/30Guy: Lovely... *blinks, and turns to Satori* What is it that your sister wants? I'm not in the best shape right now to figure it out.

    Satori: Well, er, that is... *is now the best time to bring 'that' up?*
    7/30Koishi: *I'd say it's best to wait~ He's got a hangover, afterall...*

    Yamame: ...
    7/30Satori: Never mind, we'll discuss that... later. ...Orin! Drop Yamame's tongue!

    Orin: Aww... *drops the tongue that the cat had ahold of*
    7/30Yamame: Thank you! So, why is it that Koishi's eye has opened...?
    7/30Satori: I'm not quite sure, to be honest. We were arguing, and it just began to.. *Do you feel anything as to why it did?
    7/30Koishi: I probably felt like it... It's the subconcious, you know... Reasons are fleeting at best~
    7/30Satori: As always... You always were the one that felt what to do, instead of thinking on it.
    7/30Koishi: Well, thinking wastes time~ Why think about doing, when you can do...?

    Yamame: ...So, does that mean you're going to stop pulling my my silk out...? *blushes*

    Koishi: Only if you actually want that~
    7/30Satori: Really, Miss Spider, I thought you had the human here to do that for you?

    Guy: Wait, what, you mean? *realizes what they are talking about through hangover, and also turns red*
    7/30Koishi: Eheh, how cute~

    Yamame: *Blushes beet red*
    7/30Guy: Alright, alright, just shut it. *turns and ignores the two satori, ears burning*
    7/30Okuu: Unyuu? Shut what...? I already closed the door...
    7/30Satori: He was talking to us, Okuu. He wanted Koishi to just shut up. Hrm. Too bad about that hangover then. You'll just have to suffer... It isn't like we have any coffee down here, anyways.
    7/30Koishi: Coffee's a black liquid that tastes horrible, Okuu.
    7/30Satori: Indeed, it does. It makes you even more... 'energetic', too.
    7/30Okuu: Eww... *imagines the used oil she once got ahold of*
    7/30Satori: ...not 'quite' like that. Honestly, what have those kappa tried to do... *wonders if they had anything to do with her growths* Nonsense. But I believe you two might prefer being moved to a more... proper room, and not be resting on top of my undergarments?
    7/30Yamame: *looks down* *blushes*

    Koishi: *blink* Though, you don't have to worry about laying on mine~ ...Ignore that...
    7/30Guy: *snores, having fallen back asleep*

    Satori: Already have. And I do say that our human friend is quite fond of using Miss Kurodani as a pillow... Probably for the best. Can you pick him up and follow? Or are you satisfied with your current locale?
    7/30Yamame: *gently picks Guy up*
    7/30Satori: Thought as much. Now, Orin, please escort them to a room of their own... Wait a moment... *Let me guess, they are hungry, and smell the soup on Okuu*

    Orin: Yes Mas- What now? *tilts head*
    7/30Yamame: *stomach growls*

    Koishi: I think that was a good guess, sister~
    7/30Satori: Never mind, with us then. Okuu, looks like you're going to be having soup after all.

    Orin: Oh, no... *ears flatten*
    7/30Koishi: *snicker* Still have a cat-tongue, Orin? *grins*

    Yamame: *That was... horrible...*
    7/30Satori: Yes it was. And no, Okuu, I will be making it this time. Is that satisfactory?

    Orin: *nods imperceptibly, shooting a glance at Koishi*
    7/30Koishi: *grins* *eye closes for a second* Though, that rough tongue of yours has... other uses, too~
    7/30Satori: *thwacks her on the head* Keep it together, sister.
    7/30Koishi: *rubs head* Owie! *blink* That hurt~ Eheh~ Grr...

    Yamame: ...Why is she still acting like that, seemingly at random...?
    7/30Satori: How would you act if you had a separate personality for four centuries?
    7/30Yamame: *shrugs* I don't even know how I'd act if was that old in the first place...
    7/30Satori: Well, it is fun to yell at all the oni to get off of my lawn, but there's more to it than that... Ah, here we are, back at the scene of the crime. *pushes open door to kitchen*
    7/30Yamame: Jeez! What the heck happened here...? Did Okuu try cooking with a miniature sun...?

    Okuu: Eheh... M-maybe...
    7/30Satori: Exactly. We had to take care of that before we fetched you... And it is why I will be making it. *ties on an apron, with her mind drifting to how Koishi, Orin, and Okuu would look with them on. Especially with those massive suns of hers*
    7/30Koishi: *grins*
    7/30Satori: *dammit* Now, let me get the pot out... let's see, put the water on and start to warm it... Please do that, Okuu. But 'just' warm it. Oh, and now to get the ingredients... Do we have any stock, Koishi?
    7/30Koishi: ...I wouldn't remember. If this was Okuu's doing, why not ask her...?

    Okuu: I think so!
    7/30Satori: Good, but what would be best for our guests... Hrm. We have chicken stock, pork stock, veal stock...
    7/30Yamame: Any's fine. *Though, pork stock makes everything tasty~*
    7/30Satori: Alright, hand me the pork bones, Okuu. And what do we have here... *potatoes, onions, carrots, sweet potatoes, beans...*
    7/30Satori: Anything else, Koishi?
    7/30Okuu: *So many bones~ Is... this pork...?* *hands a bunch of bones*
    7/30Koishi: Well, shouldn't we ask the man what he likes, too?
    7/30Satori: *sniffs it* Close enough. *cracks it open and dumps it in soup* There we go. And I shan't bother with it... considering what the oni tried to feed him, anything would be more palatable.
    7/30Koishi: ...Hellfire salmon...? That's a bit... hot. Wait, I tried to eat fish? That wouldn't have ended well...
    7/30Satori: Indeed. Now you see part of the reason I'm glad you're back. I don't have to worry that you'd do anything...
    7/30Yamame: *Wait, what kind of bones could they be? If they're "close enough" to pork, wouldn't that make them...?*
    7/30Satori: No, spider, they're not human. I've always thought myself that veal is closer, but perhaps that is just personal preference. *cuts up a few more ingredients and tosses them in* It's boar. And it isn't as if I have fed my pets any human meat, so they wouldn't know.
    7/30Yamame: ...Well, that's good, I guess. Wouldn't want Guy feeding on what was made with his own kind... *Not that I would be against it, personally...*

    Koishi: Hehe~ It's good that you're honest with yourself!
    7/30Satori: Indeed... And speaking of his kind... I believe that Koishi had a proposition for him... That we'd need to run through you, first. *they do seem to be quite committed to that idea. Ah, to be young again*
    7/30Yamame: ...Why do I have a feeling that It's not a normal request...

    Koishi: Well, that depends on how you define normal, silly~
    7/30Satori: *sighs* Simply put, Yamame, I want... We want a child. I've been unable to, what with having to take care of Koishi. But now...
    7/30Yamame: ...It's up to him, not me... But if I see you try to force him, I'll not hesitate in impaling you on my legs... If he says yes, who am I to get in the way? It's not like he's truely be all that different, right...?
    7/30Satori: You 'are' aware at how we breed? Interesting... *but maybe you should explain, since you're the... enthusiastic one*
    7/30Koishi: Save for the whole mind reading thing, he'll be the same~ *blinks* And be such a cute girl, I'm sure~

    Yamame: A-and... he'll still like me...?

    Koishi: Well, yeah! Who could hate a cute little spider such as you~?
    7/30Satori: Granted, he'll see everything in your head... But considering the blushes I see every time you look at him...
    7/30(1,000 combo!)

    Yamame: *Blushes* *Do I really...?*

    Koishi: Yep! Like a cute little beet at times, too! *grins*
    7/30(Wow... but that means I had the strongest post!)

    Satori: *grins slightly* Indeed, you do. You turn as red as Okuu does at times.
    7/30Yamame: *Ohh, this is so embarassing...!*

    Koishi: *giggles*
    7/30Satori: It is alright... Now Okuu, give me a little bit of heat, but not too much.
    7/30Okuu: *makes a speck sized miniature sun* This good? *smiles happily*
    7/30Satori: Indeed. *reaches up blindly to pat her shoulder, and gets her breasts instead* Now, put the sun right under the pot.
    7/30Koishi: *Heh, nice aim, sis...*

    Okuu: U-unyuu... *Does as told*
    7/30Satori: *what?* Good... Now, it should only take a few minutes... Okuu? What was that?
    7/30Koishi: *You patted her on the breast.* *chuckles*

    Okuu: Okay! *smiles happily with a blush on her cheeks*
    7/30Satori: *freezes, before grinning weakly* *they are easier to hit than her shoulders...* Alright, I think it should be done, just about. Not the best, but it's edible.
    7/30Okuu: Anything master makes is the best!
    7/30Satori: *blushes lightly, and pours out a bowl* Here, Miss Kurodani. I hope it is sufficient for you.
    7/30Yamame: Thank you, Satori. *accepts it*
    7/30Satori: *ladles out the others, and finally takes a sip* Hrm... not bad. Might be a bit cool for you, though, Okuu.

    Orin: *lapping up her own* Not too bad, either... Needs more dead things, though.
    7/30Yamame: Ahh, it's good! *I was expecting it to be horrible!*

    Koishi: Ahh, big sister's cooking~ I'd say I missed this, but it feels like just yesterday that I closed my eye~ *Starts adding salt to hers*

    Yamame: *shakes Guy a bit* Hey... Time to wake up, Guy...
    7/30Guy: *snores again* Eh, wot? *sniffs* What is that.. I smell... Soup? Oh, I'm... somewhere... *at least my head isn't killing me...*

    Satori: Indeed, it is not. And that is understandable for such a rush job, Miss Kurodani. Still, it is appreciated. Here is yours, Mr. Guy.

    Guy: *What? Oh, soup. Hopefully this won't get me drunk...* Thank you much... Satori... Are we in your place?
    7/30(You know, it's hilarious we ran with such a name.)

    Koishi: Yeah! We're in Chireiden! *grins at him*

    Yamame: After we eat, I think that the Satori wish to... speak with you.
    7/30(It is... it's almost to the point that I wanna be the guy. XD Hooray, bad reference)

    Guy: Really? I mean, we can talk now, I'm just eating... *Is it about Yamame? It's not a bad thing, what we've...*
    7/30Koishi: *Now, or later~? Though, he might drop the soup when we ask!*
    7/30Satori: *it would almost be worth it, to see the look on his face. Besides, the sooner we're done, the sooner the four of us can spend some quality time together*
    7/30Koishi: Mmm... *blushes and grins goofily*
    7/30Satori: *chuckles* It is not about Yamame... not directly. I know that she had raised the idea of making you into a spider, but I have a different request for you... *waits for him to take a bite* I want for you to bare my child.

    Guy: *stares at her for a few seconds, before spit-taking* What? *What* How do you mean... What... *turns to Yamame* Did they ask you this, too?
    7/30Koishi: We asked her permission, but she said it's your choice~

    Yamame: *nods and blushes* *It sounds so odd when said like that...*
    7/30Guy: ...Are you sure, Yamame? You aren't worried that this won't make me different? Change me?
    7/30Yamame: Well, it'll obviously change you... You'll be a satori, and eventually a girl... Atleast, if you agree... It's your choice, though. I'm not going to push you towards or away from it... *Even if I hope he says no...*
    7/30Satori: Is it because you want to make him one of your own kind, Miss Kurodani?
    7/30Yamame: A-ahh... W-well, it would be nice to have another spider around, even if the odds are slim that giving him my blood would do more than work like the effect of a second stage Hourai elixer...
    7/30Satori: Hrm... Plus you want children of your own, sometime. And our method would leave a very small... window...

    Guy: ...You mean I have a choice between a guy spider, and a girl satori?
    7/30Yamame: A-ahh...! I'm not saying you have to, but... I really would like that... *plus, maybe I could lay some eggs...* *Blushes bright red* Y-you could also just stay human, but we wouldn't be able to... get particularly intimate...

    Koishi: Eheh, I'm sure you two would have some cute little kids, too! *grins teasingly at Yamame*
    7/30Guy: ...Yamame... *Grabs her hand* Let me stay as this for now... I can always change, but not back... And I want to make sure we both have made the right choice... *Plus, I won't ruin things by jumping her...*
    7/30Yamame: *blushes brightly* Y-yes... I understand. *He looks so... handsome right now*
    7/30Satori: You know, if you two need some... privacy, I have plenty of rooms in this mansion. No need to continue to talk with us about.

    Guy: *looks at Yamame, ears burning* I'm not... opposed, to the idea.
    7/30Yamame: *blushes as hard as she can*
    7/30Satori: Yamame... Go ahead, take him. Even if all that is needed is to talk... Which you two might need to do a lot of. Especially considering what we're both asking of him.
    7/30Yamame: O-okay...
    7/30Satori: And Guy: *immediately turns to glare at him* Do not take too much advantage of this offer I'm giving you.

    Guy: *I won't I won't I promise* Y-yes ma'am. *stares in fear, before turning to Yamame* You w-want to go?
    7/30Yamame: Th-though, we should finish our f-food first... *It'd be rude to Satori to not eat the food she prepared...*
    7/30Satori: If you wish... I see that my pets and my sister have already finished theirs off, though
    7/30Koishi: *Once they go do things, can we go do things~?* *blink* *As in sex!*
    7/30Satori: But it appears that I have business to attend to, elsewhere in the mansion. Okuu, Orin, please come with me. *gets up from the table* Please feel free to use any room on this floor that you may need... and is unlocked, once you are done.
    7/30*Okuu and Koishi both follow, the former being happy as a button, and the latter being confused*

    Yamame: *waits for them to leave* Ohh, good... now I can eat the easy way! *Sticks mandables in the bowl and works on sucking the contents dry, then dumps the vegetables in her mouth and adds acid to them*
    7/30Guy: *shakes his head* You know, that's both... odd, and oddly... appealing, at the same time. *continues to eat his bowl of soup like a human being*

    Satori: *walks through the hall and up a few flights, before entering into the largest room on the hall* Come in, you three...
    7/30Yamame: *tilts head, while waiting for the food in her mouth to digest*
    7/30Okuu: Unyuu? *does as told*

    Koishi: *just about skips through the doorway*
    7/30Guy: Just saying... It's kinda cute... The lack of table manners. *sticks out his tongue* But we've got a bit more to talk about... Don't we?
    7/30Satori: *closes the door softly before padding over to her sister* Koishi?
    7/30Yamame: *blushes, and begin semi-quietly slurp up the creamy vegetables in her mouth*
    7/30Koishi: Yes...? *quivering slightly in anticipation*
    7/30Guy: Yamame... Tell me. What do you want from me? With me?
    7/30Yamame: W-well... *blushes* I l-love you, so there's... a great deal I want of you... Like, umm... I-I wouldn't mind... *blushes ear to ear* t-to have you be my m-m-mate...!
    7/30Satori: *grabs the back of Koishi's head with one hand, and pulls her down* It's time. *presses her lips to hers, hard*
    7/30Koishi: *eyes open in surprise, but soon close in enjoyment...*

    Okuu: *Blushes* U-unyuu...
    7/30Guy: I can tell... *grabs her hands* I... I love you too... *gives a bit of a goofy grin* And... and it wouldn't be such a bad thing. Little... spider... babies? As pretty as their mother?
    7/30Satori: *leans back, and with an evil grin, sneaks a hand under Koishi's skirt to say hello* *and this is for all the times you've done this to me...*

    Orin: *eyes widen in shock at her actions, her own breath picking up* Master, are you sure you want to be-

    Satori: Yes, Orin. In fact... Come over here, and 'help' me...
    7/30Yamame: G-guy... *Smiles wide*

    Koishi: *trembles more, enjoying the attention a great deal* *I love you... sis...*

    Okuu: *begins to fidget, wondering why her underwear are getting a bit moist, but she's not wetting herself*
    7/30Guy: *smiles back, before reaching up to lay his hand on her cheek*

    Satori: *I love you too...* *leans back in for another kiss as she continues to play with Koishi* *but someone is being left out... Should we do it together, or shall I love her alone?*

    Orin: *grins, enjoying being on the giving end for once* Mrow... your neck has a good taste, Koishi... Might have to take a little bite...
    7/30Yamame: *Touches the hand on her cheek, and gives him a dazed look and a warm smile*

    Koishi: M-Mmm...! *W-we should... ask f-for... for her... help...* *lets clench together in pleasure*

    Okuu: *shivers as her body is reacting to the sight, even if she has no idea why*
    7/30Guy: *leans forward to kiss her forehead gently, before staring down at her with warmth in his eyes* Yamame, I...

    Satori: Orin, keep Koishi going. I'm going to help Okuu join in. *reluctantly pulls away, before turning towards Okuu*

    Orin: Yes, I will do that... Tasty Koishi. *slips a tail under to where Satori was just playing, to keep her stimulated*

    Satori: *reaches up to grab the side of Okuu's breasts, bringing her down all the way to her level*
    7/30Yamame: Y-yes...? *All of her eyes were doing their best to look into his*

    Okuu: *shivers at the touch* M-master...?

    Koishi: Nmmm...! *shivers hard* G-good... girl... *pants*
    7/30Guy: *leans down, touching his nose to hers* I love you... And I want... I 'do' want that with you. Will you take me as your mate?
    7/30Satori: *smiles up at her before pulling her closer and kissing her softly* Come, Okuu... We need to teach Koishi how much we all love her... Then I can show you how much I love you. *lets her hands fall as they drift along her breasts, before taking her hand and pulling her back*

    Orin: Ehe... I bet you're... enjoying that. Maybe I should use both... *slips the other tail into her shirt, while moving the first faster*
    7/30Yamame: *All of her eyes well up with tears, making the water-proof aspect of her outfit quite nice right now* Y-yes...! Yes, I will! *Shows her brightest smile in her entire life*
    7/30Koishi: Hah...! Haaa...! *lets out little squeeks* *Her thougts were quite similar to static on a TV at this point*

    Okuu: A-anything for master...!
    7/30Guy: *wipes off one of her tears, before kissing her softly, giving her his own blinding smile* Well, in that case... I've decided. Whenever you want, you can try to... change me. Unless you want to wait yourself?
    7/30Satori: Heh, poor Koishi... Okuu... Just kiss her please, will you? I need to finish the job Orin has graciously continued from before... *kneels in front of her, moving Orin's tails aside and replacing them with her hand* Just show her how much you love her, Okuu.
    7/30Yamame: I-it's gradual... If I rushed it, I might k-kill you... And I'd rather not have the most depressing meal of my life... It'd be the same process as making you immune to disease, but continued beyond that... Th-though... I could start now, if you like...

    Koishi: *droolingly kisses back, far past the point of an ahegao, and her mind as blank as can be*
    7/30Guy: *nods slowly* Then... D-do it. Don't know how you w-will, but just... t-tell me
    7/30Satori: *pumps faster and faster, adding another finger* *now sister, you can... I am here, we are all here, and we all love you. You can feel it, so it's time to come...
    7/30Yamame: W-well... It's actually simple... I just need to inject you with my blood, after filtering it a fair bit... Okay...? Now, I don't know if pain will be involved, as I've never done this before, but it follows the same theory as slowly growing immune to venom by injecting yourself...

    Koishi: Yy...! Hnnaaa...!! *legs clench together hard, and whole body blooms with pleasure*
    7/31Guy: *nods and bares his neck* So, just a little blood at a time, changing me a bit... I suppose I'll see what happens once you do bite... Do I need to lie down though, or is this good enough?
    7/31Satori: *smiles as her hand is trapped between her legs* *if you can hear me sister, I hope that you enjoyed that. Seems like you were really waiting for that...*
    7/31Yamame: My fangs don't dispense blood... First, I need to purify some of mine, store it in my blood cleansing stomach, and then trade it for some of yours...
    7/31Guy: Ah... *blushes, looking down* My bad. I suppose I've still not quite worked it out how you work... Sorry about that...
    7/31Yamame: It's fine, it's fine. It'd be expectingf a lot from you, for you to understand that... I mean, you know... v-very little of of my anatomy... *blushes* W-well, I'll get started now! *jams her mandables into her wrist and winces*
    7/31Guy: *winces while watching* That does seem a bit painful for you... *gets up and puts his hands on her shoulders as she works* Well, I suppose now is as good a time as any... Especially if I'm going to be like you soon enough...
    7/31Yamame: *keeps filtering* Jahsht ah bih moh, ah ahl beh rehdeh.
    7/31Guy: *nods, and squeezes her shoulders, patiently waiting*

    Satori: *watches Koishi slump into her arms, before picking her up and placing her into the nearby bed* Now, just watch, sister, while I teach Okuu. Orin will keep you company for now.
    7/31Koishi: *Looks off into nothing, enjoying her afterglow thoroughly*

    Okuu: Teach...?
    7/31Satori: Teach. *pulls herself closer to Okuu* Now, Okuu, listen well. I'm going to teach you the deepest way to show love... Now, tell me how you show me how much you love.
    7/31Okuu: *kisses deeply*

    Yamame: *extracts her fangs from her wrist, and begins to think on the best place do it*
    7/31Guy: *looks at her, pondering what she is pondering*

    Satori: *kisses back just as deeply, before pulling away* G-good, you have that down. But now... The next part. *places hands on Okuu's breasts* Tell me, what are these for, Okuu?
    7/31Okuu: Unyuu? I-I don't know... They hit me in the face sometimes, so they're mean...
    7/31Satori: No, they're not. They are precious, Okuu. One of the most precious parts of you. You shouldn't let anyone play with them, besides the three of us. *begins to slowly rub her massive breasts, her tiny hands almost comical*
    7/31Okuu: U-unyuu... *shivers*

    Yamame: *Picks Guy up, and stabs into his inner thigh*
    7/31Guy: **hisses* Well, I suppose that's a good a place as any... major artery, at least.
    7/31Satori: *moves her hands over her nipples, pinching them before continuing her ministrations* Trust me Okuu, I can show you something much better than this... Although, it's quite nice on its own, isn't it?
    7/31*The blood began to enter his veins as though it were white hot*

    Okuu: *pants* Y-yeah... *squirms slightly at the pleasureful pain* *O-oww...! But it... felt good, too...?* *confused*
    7/31Guy: *eyes widen, and begins to writhe in his chair. With great effort, he clamps down on the legs with his hands*
    7/31Satori: Only because it is us... And only because we are being gentle. *So sensitive, she is...* But I suppose I should be finishing the lesson soon, hrm? *lets one hand start drifting down her stomach*
    7/31Yamame: *cycles the blood in and out, mixing it in with her own blood, and causing the pain to lessen, but spread to his whole body*
    7/31Okuu: Mmm... *shivers*
    7/31Guy: *winces again, before letting himself calm down* It feels like... my body... tingling all over...
    7/31Satori: *smiles, and pats her breast again* Now Okuu... *slips a hand under her skirt* Tell me what this is for, would you kindly? *slips her other hand to her behind to hold her steady*
    7/31Yamame: *seals the wound with a bandaid of web that seals the surface of the artery, too.* Well... I DID just give a very very minor dose of every disease I've ever eaten...

    Okuu: Unyuu...! *shudders* I-it's Okuu's special place...?
    7/31Guy: *shivers slightly* I can tell... I feel a bit... weird. And lightheaded... Is it already starting to change?

    Satori: Yes it is, Okuu. *presses her hand against it* And who is allowed in your special place?
    7/31Okuu: Th-those I love...? *moans lightly*
    7/31Satori: Exactly. *stretches up as far as she can, placing her face in front of Okuu's* And I love you, my pet. *kisses her, before slipping her finger in, finally* *so warm...*
    7/31Okuu: Nyaha...! *trembles in pleasure* *The same thing Koishi did...?*
    7/31Satori: Even better, my pet. For I know exactly what I am doing... *puts another two fingers in, and hits the core of the nuclear raven*
    7/31Yamame: *kiss* Well, I honestly don't know... I've never done this before... However, if you start to feel pains, I'd think something is changing...
    7/31Guy: *smiles, before jumping in place again* it does feel a bit weird, but it may just take a while... *feels some heat near his hips*
    7/31Yamame: *blushes* W-why is your dragon awake again...?
    7/31Guy: ...All the blood rushing through me? *hands clutch his hips* But I feel like I'm on... fire.
    7/31Yamame: *thinks* ...What, specifically?
    7/31Guy: *mimes his hands around the area of his hips and waist* Everything, there. But especially the bone...
    7/31Yamame: Hmm... probably making room for a spinnerette... I guess it may be faster than I expected... I expected years, but... this may turn out to be weeks...
    7/31Guy: *grunts* Well, it 'is' magic... Who knows how long it will take. I may wake up tomorrow with an extra set of legs, all that I know...
    7/31Yamame: *giggles* Yes, but it's also magical blood. If it were a spell? I could see that happening quite easily...
    7/31Guy: We'll see on the morrow, I suppose... *stands up slowly, feeling that his balance is off for some reason* But what would you like to be doing now... mate?
    7/31Yamame: *blushes bright red* W-we can't d-d-do that untill y-you're immune...! *can't help but smile happily at the offer*
    7/31Guy: *grins back at her* Well, we don't have to do anything quite like... that. We can just sit together and talk... *quietly, blushing himself* Although, I wouldn't mind kissing either.

    (You know, I've got a funny idea I've been thinking of for Guy...)
    7/31(Shoot)

    Yamame: Sh-should we go to a room first...? It'd be rude to do such a thing in the middle of their kitched, when a room was offered...
    7/31Guy: *stutters* Well, y-yeah... Imagine what t-they would s-say... N-not like Satori wouldn't f-find out anyways...

    (He's gonna need more room if he's gonna have more legs, yes?
    7/31(I already intended for him to have wide hips! XD Mostly for the reason of the spinnerettes, but that too...)
    7/31Yamame: *kisses and grabs hand* L-lets go... *blushes and smiles*
    7/31(Haha, yup! I wondered if he should change a bit further, but nah... that's enough. Course, do we give him a butt to match, or...?)
    7/31(Sure, why not!)
    7/31(It's making me laugh. Just to see his reaction. ...But now, who are we going to turn into a satori?)

    Guy: *squeezes her hand and follows through the mansion* As you wish...
    7/31(*shrug*)

    Yamame: *opens to first door she finds and leads him in*
    7/31Guy: *glances around nervously* ...A shower? I hadn't expected that down here...
    7/31Yamame: Well, unless you want a b-bed... *blushes* This'll do fine...
    7/31Guy: *leans in to kiss her* All I need is you.. I'm fine as long as I have that.
    7/31Yamame: *kisses deeply, as he's now resistant enough to kiss full on*
    7/31Guy: *wraps his arms around her and pulls her closer, kissing back*

    *somewhere else*

    Parsee: Jealousy... senses... tingling. Why do I have the feeling that everyone else is getting some action? *grumble grumble*

    (Sorry... I had to)
    7/31Kisume: *drops on Parsee's head* You know, we could do such things, too...
    7/31Parsee: *proceeds to ignore her, just grumbling to herself. But doesn't send her away, either*
    7/31Kisume: And I've learned a few... tricks from Koishi...

    Yamame: Mmnnn... *kisses back fiercly, playing with the inside of his mouth with both her tongue and mandables*
    7/31Parsee: ...I don't know whether to be afraid of that, or...

    Guy: *moans slightly, pulling his head towards hers* *That feels... kinda nice. Ticklish, but... nice.*
    7/31Kisume: Or? *strokes Parsee's hair*

    Yamame: *rubs his tongue with all both her tongue and mandables*
    7/31Parsee: *mutters, tips of her ears turning red* ...like it.

    Guy: *leans back, looking at her* Probably should take it easy... Or I may start getting adventurous.
    7/31Yamame: *Keeps kissing anyways* Mmm...
    7/31Guy: *lets her keep kissing her, consciously trying to keep his hands from drifting. Although his dragon is poking her anyways*
    7/31Yamame: *begins to unconciously circle her hips, rubbing it through what little cloth seperates them*
    7/31Guy: *begins to lose his resistance, and pulls her closer, thrusting softly*
    7/31Yamame: *keeps kissing, and moans with every thrust against her*
    7/31Kisume: How cute you are... *lowers herself to behind Parsee* *begins to kiss her neck*
    7/31Guy: *begins to kiss down her neck, as his hands lower to her rear*

    Parsee: *unconsciously bares her neck as the bucket continues* ...well, I...
    7/31Kishume: *begins to rub her breasts from behind, too*

    Yamame: *Gyrates hips more and more, panting heavily at this point*
    7/31Parsee: *sighs heavily in pleasure, turning head back to kiss Kisume* ...I suppose you are the apple of my eye, after all.

    Guy: *looks at her with desire, his hands sneaking down to lift her skirt*
    7/31Kisume: *grins and kisses her, wiggling her little tongue between those enviably plump lips*
    7/31Yamame: *is too lost in the pleasure to notice* Mmm...
    7/31Parsee: *kisses back, bringing her hands to the bucket and putting it in her lap*

    Guy: *places his hands on her hips and begins to rub at her core* Yamame, I...
    7/31Kisume: *blushes at being touched on the bucket*

    Yamame: *finally snaps out of her pleasure, and realizes what's getting ready to happen* N-no... *uses ever bit of restraint she has to push his hips away* We can't yet...
    7/31Parsee: *begins to rub the bucket, enjoying Kisume's reaction

    Guy: *forces himself to look away* Yeah, that's right, we can't... Sorry... *breathes heavily, still barely resisting continuing his actions*
    7/31Yamame: *keeps his hips a distance from her, much to the dismay of her own hips, and goes back to kissing him*
    7/31Kishume: Mnn... *shivers* m-more...
    7/31(So, I take it you were spirited away again? ;P)
    7/31Guy: *sighs in virtual relief as the temptation is removed, and they go back to kissing*

    Parsee: *slips one hand inside the bucket, and searches for the most sensitive spot she can find* I... think I can do that.

    (No white dragon, but yeah. Woulda replied thirty minutes ago, but wanted to get chapter 30 rolling first)
    7/31Yamame: *kisses deep, and plays with his tongue once more*

    Kisume: *goes stiff* A-ahh...!
    7/31Parsee: *grins, before leaning in to kiss deeply* Have I hit the spot, little apple?

    Guy: *pauses and leans back, grinning at her* A bit enthusiastic, aren't we?
    7/31Yamame: *blushes and retracts mandables* B-but... I love you... And yet, I can only do this much...
    7/31Kisume: *shivers and nods weakly*
    7/31Guy: *nods and leans in to kiss her* I'm not reprimanding you or anything... I want to do it too. I'm just teasing... *grins* besides, you've the cutest blush... How could I not try and see it?

    Parsee: Good. *leans in with the other hand, and begins to play with the bucket youkai*
    7/31Yamame: Blushes and looks away* R-really...?

    Kisume: Hnaaah...! *squirms in pleasure*
    7/31Parsee: *whispers in her ear* Now, I'm jealous that you're feeling this good... should I bother making you feel better? I'll get 'so' jealous...

    Guy: Really. *leans down and kisses her on the cheek* Besides, isn't love about knowing when not to go too far, in the chance I might hurt you?
    7/31Kisume: *shivers from the voice in her ear*

    Yamame: *blushes brighter and nods*
    7/31Guy: Good... Now... as much as I hate to admit it, I do need a shower. *blushes* I do stink. Although, if I asked you to join me... would we both be able to behave?

    Parsee: *continues to tease her, and bring her to the brink*
    7/31Yamame: I-I think I could... ...You?

    Kisume: *tenses up as her body arives at the point before an orgasm*
    7/31Guy: *slowly nods, before looking away* I don't think I could keep him down, though. I'd just have to be careful.

    Parsee: *leans around to whisper to her lips* How bad to you want it, apple?
    7/31Yamame: *smiles* It sure does like being awake, huh?

    Kisume: I... W-words... can't describe how much...! *has tears welling up in her eyes by this point*
    7/31Parsee: *purrs* Good... *plunges her fingers in as deep as she can*

    Guy: Think of it this way... It 'really' wants to say hello to you. *thinks of the blue balls he'll have later* Even if it's going to hurt later.
    7/31Yamame: Hurt?

    Kisume: *gets pushed over the edge, and her entire body spasms, mostly focused on the hips*
    7/31Parsee: *begins kissing her deeply, trying to drive the youkai wild*

    Guy: Oh, it just hurts when it really wants to say hello, but doesn't get the chance. *rubs back of head* That's a really awkward metaphor, isn't it...

    (Oh, the adventures when sister's boyfriend comes over...)
    7/31Yamame: ...Very, more like... I mean, is there nothing I can do to make it not hurt...? *begins to undo her bow which let hair down that was far longer than expected*

    Kisume: *eyes roll up into head a bit*
    7/31(And that sounds really awkward after that last sentence. Just that he shows up, and fifteen minutes later, the toilet stops up. *sigh* And guess who gets to fix it...)

    Guy: There are a few things... I can do them myself, though, if you don't mind. *eyes turn to her hair* Wow...

    Parsee: *begins to feel herself get real hot and bothered under her clothes as the youkai under her thrashes*
    7/31(Thats seems a bit BSy)

    Yamame: Ehh? But... you say that as if there is something I can do...

    Kisume: *shivers and pants, trying to catch up with her heart*
    7/31(Yup. Oh well, such is life... At least he's decent, about 60% of the time. And it was HS-y, tbh)

    Parsee: *begins to grind the bucket as she kisses her*

    Guy: Let's get the shower started, first. then we can decide... It gets a bit messy if you do it, though.
    7/31(...Have sex-y? *confused*)

    Yamame: But... if it's messy, shouldn't one do it before a shower...?

    Kisume: *moans at the feeling of Parsee against her bucket* N-no...! I-I'm still sensetive... *blush*
    7/31(human -s, instead of bull -s.)

    Parsee: *groans in frustration, but does stop at her words* ...Fine. But I still need... *her own finger inches down her body*

    Guy: Well, if we do it 'during' the shower... It'll still work. Besides, I'd hate to get it on your dress, even if it's easy fory ou to make a new one.
    7/31Kisume: I-I'll make you feel good now!

    Yamame: Ehh?
    7/31Guy: *grins weakly* Do you know... What I would do, when we mate?

    Parsee: *smiles in relief* ...Thank you, Kisume...
    7/31Yamame: Not particularly, no. I'm still slightly new to human anatomy... I was a spider some 50 years ago, and shy away from humans...

    Kisume: *moves bucket about, sticks her head up Parsee's skirt, and begins to lick her a great deal* How's *lick* this? *lick*
    7/31(Ah, sex ed. This is just making me laugh like a madmerlin)

    Guy: Well, how to explain it... *looks down at self* Well, this thing... goes in you, to put it bluntly.

    Parsee: *eyes shoot open and gasps loudly* T-thats... good... real good...
    7/31Yamame: *eyes go wide* Y-you mean, humans have genitals on the OUTSIDE...?

    Kisume: *gently fingers while licking*
    7/31Guy: *looks down and points* Human males do, at least. You know the hole down below, that you have? *is blushing terribly bad, right now*

    Parsee: *moans and starts panting, bucking softly* K-Ki-Kisume...
    7/31Kisume: *starts to gently focus fire her clit*

    Yamame: Err... Save for my spinnerette, I have three... *blushes*
    7/31Parsee: *descends into gurgling*

    Guy: Oh... *blushes* Well, I'd have a hard time explaining, without... *sighs* well, put it this way. This goes in one of your holes... And then it shoots seed into you.
    7/31Yamame: I hope it's not the teeny tiny one...
    7/31Guy: I have no earthly idea...
    7/31(She's talking about the urethra, in case I lost you XD)

    Yamame: Well... I suppose we should undress, huh...? *blushes*
    7/31(Roger that. Wasn't quite sure, but he couldn't tell without checking, anyways. XD)

    Guy: Yeah... *blushes, and pulls dress shirt over his head*
    7/31*blushes and starts to pull her outfit over her head, feeling a bit exposed once she's done*
    7/31*can't help but to look at her body, from her long hair, to her multiple eyes, to her multiple legs*
    7/31*blushes and looks away, not going out of the way to cover herself*
    7/31*finally turns her eyes at her actions* Right, shower... shower... *steps inside, and searches for the faucet*
    7/31*follows to the shower*
    7/31Aha! *finally fines the lever, and yanks it open. Scalding water pours out* Hot hot hot hot... *dashes back out of shower*
    7/31Hehe, silly... We're rigfht next to old hell, what did you expect...?
    7/31Maybe not quite that much? *sneaks in and just 'reaches' for the cold water* just a little... is it safe now?
    7/31*steps in* Feels fine to me.

    *it's still quite hot*
    7/31*slips a hand in, and yanks it out* YEah... it's still burning up... can you turn it down a wee bit, please?
    7/31*pouts* Fiiine... *turns the knob to cold a bit*
    7/31Thank you dear. *gives her a warm smile* Besides, with you in here, the shower certainly is hot enough by far.
    7/31*blushes bright red* Th-thank you... *can't help but stare a bit at the dragon before her* It looks so... different from that of a spider...
    7/31*blushes lightly* Thank you. And... howso? *grins slightly* You can't seem to take your eyes off of it.
    7/31W-well, they are more like... a needle with a bulb on it, I guess... *shrug*
    7/31*turns away, ,peeking at her from the corner of his eye* you know, if you want to touch...
    7/31*blushes bright red, and looks away* I-I can...? I... I'm a but curious a-about it...
    7/31(Heh... It's odd, but I actually had no head canon for Yamame untill this. Heck, I even gained an idea for an incident from this RP! XD It'll turn out that Youkai Mountain is an inactive volcano, and it'll have ties to former hell. It's up to Usagi, who is outside of the whole "youkai can't go down there" rule, because she's an outsider. However, with how hot it is down there, she'd have to get someone to agree to a nibble! That'll be reason to branch out on what she's turned into! She'll try, and fail, to bit an oni. I've been looking rather hard for an excuse to go down there! XD)
    8/01*nods, ears bright red* Yes, you can...

    (Well, that is good! That would make sense, because Youkai Mountain 'is' an inactive volcano, canonically. And loophole abuse is always fun... And that's probably the best thing about these rps. Getting to write characters you don't normally use, just to see how they work out.)
    8/01O-Okay... *smiles, and kneels down in front of him, touching it as light as a feather* It's so... stiff...
    8/01*shivers* All the better t-to please you, d-dear...
    8/01*blushes* It's so very... big, too... *gently grips it*
    8/01*crooked grin as he crows inside* That feels n-nice... You c-can be a b-bit more f-firm, though...
    8/01*firmly grips it* L-like this...?
    8/01*moans softly* Yeah... l-like that...
    8/01B-but you're moaning in pain!
    8/01It's... it's good. Trust me... I'll tell you when it hurts... *blushes deeply* Could you... t-try rubbing i-it?
    8/01*begins to rub her hand up and down it* L-like this...? *blushes*
    8/01*closes his eyes and grunts a yes*
    8/01*Rubs it more, starting to feel a bit embarassed* *switches hands* (is there room for both hands?)
    8/01*starts breathing heavily and jerks it against her* Yamame... I... I... (He's not that well endowed. XD And since she's not tiny like Satori... no.)
    8/01*begins to pant, her breath tickling the head while she rubs it vigorously*
    8/01*jerks once more, before peeking over an eye as he feels himself begin to pulse* Yamame... I think I'm... I'm...
    8/01*Gets startled by the throbbing in her hand* Ehh?
    8/01I think I'm... I'm coming... *begins to jerk as the first spurt comes out*
    8/01*flinches when she gets hit in the face* W-what...!? W-what's happening, now?
    8/01*tries to aim it away from her and continues to jerk away* That is... bah.. can't think...
    8/01*dabs a finger in what's on her face and sniffs* ...wah...! What a strong scent...!
    8/01*closes eyes and sighs as he finally stops* Yeah, it does... That's what I was telling you about.
    8/01*licks her finger* bleh... *spits*
    8/01*chuckles softly* I never said it would taste you though... that's the seed...
    8/01*blushes* I-I'm plastered with your... unborn children...? *begins to vigorously try to get it off her face*
    8/01*laughs loudly* No, no, it's alright. But here, let me help. *helps her wipe down her face* They're not... alive, as it is. They would have to meet up with the eggs to do that...
    8/01*blushes at the thought of where the word "egg" leads her mind*
    8/01*sighs, before smiling at you.* Should I just tell you how humans reproduce, before we screw up our mind too much?
    8/01*blushes* I... I guess...?
    8/01*chuckles* Well, you know how humans have only a few children at most, at one time... *places a hand on her stomach* that's why, if we do... I think it would grow in here.
    8/01*blushes at the touch of his hand and shivers* R-really?
    8/01*nods* Yeah... human children are born live... So maybe... ours... *blushes deeply* Would be too.
    8/01W-well, I've laid infertile eggs before... It helps me stay sane during mating season... I'd rather not have to search out Rumia... *blushes* I hear she's the... go-to girl for such things...
    8/01Ahh... That is understandable *thinks for a second* I wonder what will happen then... If we do have, will they be like human, or spider... *chuckles* And what will you do to me when it comes to mating season?
    8/01*pales* Ohh god, you're right! It's only a moon or so away!
    8/01*looks a bit grimly at her* What would you end up doing, Yamame? *unknown to them, the water starts to cool*
    8/01I... I honestly don't know... Though, if we're lucky, you might be immune by then... *blushes and plays with her fingers nervously*
    8/01*grabs her hands and pulls her close* Well, we'll just have to hurry, then. Won't we?
    8/01*blushes bright red and nods wordlessly*
    8/01*pulls her closer and hugs her, laughing softly* We're crazy, aren't we?
    8/01Eheh... Yeah, maybe... Though, this is Gensoukyo! Being crazy is just about a given. A-anyway... I guess we should speed up your treatments... Maybe do one now...? That is, unless you're still in pain...
    8/01*shrugs, just holding her.* whatever you want to do, and think is best...
    8/01*produces her mandables once more and drives them into her now healed wrist* *winces in pain but begins filtering her blood*
    8/01*squeezes her tighter* Now, don't do too much that you start hurting yourself now...
    8/01*blushes* Soh lohng ah ah hah fooh ih meh, ah heah fahst. *after a slightly shorter than the last time amount of time she pops her fangs out of her wrist and scoops him up, driving her fangs into the opposite inner thigh this time*
    8/01*leans back against the side of the shower and lets her pump the blood through him, wincing slightly at the pain once again*
    8/01*this time, his hips creak and crack painfully, as they make room for what is to come*
    8/01*hands immediately fly down to his hips as they expand sideways* Uggh...
    8/01*with the job of mixing the blood done, and popped her fangs out of him* Ah... So full...
    8/01*hands are still on the hips, noticeably expanded from where they were before* This... is gonna take some getting used to...
    8/01Ohh, my... what nice hips you have! *sets down, while supporting with her shoulder*
    8/01*stares at the incredulity of the statement* yukurri shiette ni... Ok, Guy. This isn't that odd... *takes a step forward, but stumbles* Still, it's... hard to keep my balance.
    8/01Well... once you gain more legs, you'll need not worry about that! You'll have pleanty of time to learn, too... *smiles happily* A-also, umm... Thank you for being with me...
    8/01I fi*smiles down at her* You're most welcome. Thank you for accepting me... *sits down beside her in the cold bathtub, his two legs splayed among her multiple* If I must say, you somehow are able to look more beautiful now.
    8/01*blushes* Th-thank you... Ahh! *gets up, and turn off the water* No sense in wasteing water...
    8/01*chuckles* I suppose that would be a good idea. Although... we didn't exactly do much showering, now did we?
    8/01Yamame: *tilts head* It's more than I usually do in a month...
    8/01Oh. *blushes* Normally, we're used to bathing at least once a week... And on the outside, it's at least once a day. Twice if needed.
    8/01*giggles* Well, I don't get dirty in the same way as a human... My "skin" may be soft, but it's still carapace, and as such doesn't sweat or anything of the like, for that matter.
    8/01*tilts his head* Wait, does that mean you don't have any bones? I would have imagined that the human portion of your body would have...
    8/01*Shrug* Never lost a limb, and I'm proud of it! I do know, however, that my blood is yellowy green~
    8/01Alright, was just curious... *strokes chin* Hrm... So, by mixing ours together, that would make it... a nice muddy brown.
    8/01Probably, yeah.
    8/01*chuckles* Sorry, it was just an amusing thought. *pulls her close and leans against her* Just bear with me.
    8/01*blushes* I... I already was...?
    8/01I know, I know... I'm just a guy. And such things oft need repeating... at least as far as I know. *grins at her* Of course, you're smarter than to need that, aren't you?
    8/01*blushes at all the compliments*
    8/01(Am I laying it on too thick? XD)
    8/01(I for one like compliments, even if they aren't aimed at me XD)
    8/01(Should I aim them at you instead? :P)
    8/01(*blush* N-no! [That's be so nice... Nobody ever compliments me~])
    8/01(Alright, cutey, if you don't want it I shan't...)
    8/01(*blushes*)
    8/01(Oh well, back to the rp... no more cute little blushes, pity.)

    So... do you think we should be heading back up to your web, or stay here a while longer?
    8/01Koishi: So, you chose to be a spider, ehh? *grins*

    Yamame: *jumps*
    8/01Guy: Gyah! *blinks at her* What are you doing here? We're naked!
    8/01Koishi: *blinks* Good point, whu aren't I, too? ...Dammit! Anyways, Sis wanted me to wish you well, and to... *flicks Guys nose* That's for doing more than Sis was okay with~ Bye, bye~ *blinks and vanishes*
    8/01Guy: *rubs nose and looks where she was* Well... That was certainly better than I expected. But we did have a bit too much fun, didn't we?
    8/01Yamame: Fun?

    Koishi: *from nowhere in particular* You gave him almost head!
    8/01Guy: *sighs* ...What she said. *searches for a towel, and begins to dry off* YEah, if Satori is close enough to tell...
    8/01Yamame: ...What's "head"...? *makes a thoughtful expression* *shakes herself free of water, snags her dress with one of her legs, and pulls it over her head*
    8/01Guy: *blushes* remember when you used your hand on... it?
    8/01Yamame: *blushes* Y-yeah...
    8/01Guy: Well, it's when you use your.. mouth too. *blushes intensely* Of course Koishi would bring that up... At least she didn't try to join us...
    8/01Yamame: ...Judging by her scent, I'd say she's probably had enough for today...
    8/01Guy: What do you mean? I couldn't smell anything...
    8/01Yamame: My nose is strong... She's been busy mating, judging by her scent...
    8/01Guy: With who...? Okuu? Orin? 'Satori'?
    8/01Yamame: ...Well... I smelled all of them on her, to some extent... *does her ribbon up*
    8/01Guy: *fumbles around looking for his dress... er, shirt* Well... I don't think I quite expected that. *blinks, but shrugs as he struggles getting it on* Still, as long as they are happy...
    8/01Yamame: *stares at he hips of the outfit* ...I'm going to need to make a new ...outfit for you some time soon... Maybe something with leg holes, or with a bell at the bottom, like how mine does...
    8/01Guy: *glances down, unable to see what she's pointing at* What's wrong with it as it is? It's just... tight.
    8/01Yamame: Legs will be added at some point. Plus, who knows if you're done... growing... Unless you want your legs to hike your dr- shirt up, I'll need to make you a new outfit... Oooo, and I can even use your spinnerettes, once they grow in and rip a hole in your back-side~
    8/01Guy: *shivers at the thought* I'd rather not talk about tearing a new hole in my own rear. Besides... it sounds weird, making clothes out of my own body.
    8/01Yamame: Plus, once you finish changing, I can even dye it! *not listenting now that she's in tailor mode*
    8/01Guy: *rolls his eyes and just listens to her, nodding along* And what color then?
    8/01Maybe black, or maybe a dull brown...
    8/01Guy: That doesn't sound too bad... Don't think I could pull off anything flashy
    8/01*grins* Neither could I!
    8/01...I'll take that as a compliment, then. *sticks tongue out at her*
    8/01*playfully nips the tongue before her with a smirk* *takes hand*
    8/01*glances at her before grinning, before squeezing her hand* Little imp...
    8/01*tugs him in the direction of the door with a loveing smile on her face*
    8/01*opens the door, thoroughly expecting a Koishi but not caring in the slightest, with the girl by his side*
    8/01Yamame: Ohh, hello Satori.
    8/02Satori: *glances between the two* I see that you two certainly had a very nice shower...

    Guy: Did you really have to go that far and ead our minds?

    Satori: No. You're grinning, and your hair is wet.
    8/02Yamame: *blushes*
    8/02Satori: Now, I didn't imagine you two going quite so far... then again, I imagined you finding a sitting room. Or a bedroom. But instead...
    8/02Yamame: Eheh... *rubs the back of her head*
    8/02Satori: It is of no consequence, I say. I had some... enjoyment of my own. *cheeks pinken slightly* But enough. I was to escort you out of my home... Unless you require anything else?

    Guy: *shakes his head* Can't quite think of anything... du?
    8/02Yamame: No... We've already been enough of a nuicance as it is... *smiles*

    Koishi: Aww, I'm gonna miss you two! *headlocks them from behind*
    8/02Guy: Grah! *sulks as he is noogied by the satori* It's not like we're leaving forever.

    Satori: Indeed. They'll be around soon enough. I can tell.
    8/02Koishi: *blink* And here I was hoping to add them to my harem... ...The hell?
    8/02Satori: An intriguing thought, Koishi. *grins wickedly* What if I wanted them for my harem, though?
    8/02Koishi: *blinks* I can share! *eyebrow twitch*
    8/02Satori: *chuckles and stares at the two while speaking at Koishi* So, what should we do them? Put them under lock and key?
    8/02Koishi: Heh, that'd be interesting, but we can go doing that!
    8/02Satori: Or perhaps they can be persuaded by other methods... I do wonder what a spider is capable of...
    8/02Yamame: *blushes looks to the side* A spider that can make you very sick without even trying, or meaning to...
    8/02Satori: You know, it's much more fun if you play along Yamame...

    Guy: *looks up at Koishi* Have you infected her, or something?
    8/02Koishi: Maybe I have some new ability that lowers inhibitions... *shrugs*
    8/02Guy: Wouldn't surprise me... I didn't expect either of us to be that forward.

    Satori: ... Is that why I am so entranced by Okuu?
    8/02Koishi: Who knows~ However, it still would have to work on how you feel in the first place, if that is so... In other words, you still wanted to have Okuu, Satori. ...You know, maybe it has to do with how I drank a half bottle of sake that came with Yamame's meal... I mean, that DID happen mere minuted before my eye opened... Have I ever dranken alcohol in the time I was out of it?
    8/02Satori: Considering how much of our stocks is the stuff, I don't see how you couldn't have.
    8/02Koishi: But did you SEE it? Have any of you? I couldn't have always done it while hiding, if I did...

    Yamame: I haven't... Though, I rarely leave my nest...
    8/02Satori: Not that I can recall, off the top of my head. I was typically cleaning up your messes, instead. *grins slightly at her sister*
    8/02Koishi: *chuckles* Well, as of right now, that's the most likely cause of my healing, oddly enough...
    8/02Guy: So... Drinking makes you sane? How does that work out...
    8/02Koishi: *shrug* Whatever it is, it may be wearing off... I'm blinking more and more, and have regained my apparent ability to hide in the subconcious... Sister, after they leave, perhaps I should see about detting drunk... *blink* I'd love to drink from your honey pot more~
    8/02Satori: *blushes* Will do, sister... Maybe we can see how consistent we can keep you... *pauses* Not that you weren't 'consistent', before...
    8/02Koishi: *lets them out of her headlock* *giggles* Well, I think we've kept these two long enough *blink* Though, I do wish I could keep them... *pout* ...Dammit...
    8/02Satori: Indeed... And we must get you some liquor. I wonder if different brandies will make a difference...

    Guy: *looks at Yamame* You know... IS it even weirder now that Satori is helping Koishi out?
    8/02Yamame: *shrugs* I'd say that she's a bit of a closet pervert who had to take care of a pervert of a child-like sister... No time to actually have fun herself, or atleast start a family...
    8/02Guy: *nods* Yeah... Kinda sad, if you think about it... *sighs* Well, look at it this way, Yamame. You can help her play matchmaker for someone, to be a new satori.
    8/02Yamame: But I only know of a few open minded humans... And I doubt Kogasa would be fine with asking Sanae, so that leaves Sakuya, who like being human, even if she doesn't seem to age, from what I hear.
    8/02Guy: True... But would it be that hard to find someone from the outside? I'm sure there is someone who wouldn't mind becoming her... daughter, I suppose?
    8/02Yamame: It's hard to leave Gensoukyo, to ask... Without the dense magic cencetrated in the air, we slowly die...
    8/02Guy: Just saying... There might be some crazy outsider that falls through. *pauses* Would thatm ake me a crazy one, since I t ook this all so easily?
    8/02Yamame: You're an outsider? ...Why aren't your lungs burning from the magic in the air?
    8/02Guy: ...They're supposed to be burning up like that?
    8/02Yamame: Yeah... humans from the outside react badly to the magic in the air at first...
    8/02Guy: Really? Huh... Granted, I don't know 'how' I got in... Just that I woke up wearing Parsee's dress...
    8/02(What about Renko or Maribel? Never have asked.)
    8/02Yamame: Who knows...
    8/02(They may get added once I do the holloween arc... good point, as that's 13 days away in my story. I forgot about them...)
    8/02(I was just wondering... Those two are always fun to have around...)

    Guy: I sure don't... It's not I planned to come and steal her dress... and get hammered in the process.
    8/02Yamame: Ehh? Parsee hit you with her hammer? I didn't know she still had that...
    8/02Guy: What else would she use to fix her bridge?
    8/02Yamame: A hammer that wasn't used to kill someone to the point of being pulp...? Seems a bit odd to use it for both things...
    8/02Guy: Eh, trust me... For a human, it doesn't really matter...
    8/02Yamame: Why...?
    8/02Guy: We smash into a pulp just as easily.
    8/02(Ehh?)
    8/02(It doesn't matter what type of hammer it is, or whether it is a nice one or a bad one. It works just as well. At least, that's where my head went)
    8/02Yamame: Also, if she hit you with it, why are you... fine?
    8/02Guy: She forgot the nail. And it was in an... unmentionable place. Not something to quite bring up.
    8/02Yamame: But... even without a nail, she should have broken something!
    8/02Guy: *rubs butt* It felt like it did... But Parsee wouldn't do that, since it would have hurt less. She'd want to share the pain.
    8/02She... hit you on the butt...?
    8/02Yup. I'd rather not talk about it.
    8/02...I'm surprised you can stand strait...
    8/02Me too, Yamame. Me too.
    8/02Do you... need me to carry you? *blushes* y-you must be in pain still, right?
    8/02*smiles slightly* I wouldn't mind it, but I'm fine. It's mostly gone by this point. *leans over to kiss her cheek* Thank you... for the offer, though.
    8/02*blushes and touches her cheek*
    8/02*chuckles and grabs her hand again* Come on, let's not outstay our welcome.
    8/02Y-yeah. *smiles brightly*
    8/02*walks with her out of the entrance and to the exit of the building*
    8/02*links arms and leans against him* Are you... getting used to walking...?
    8/02*immediately thinks about it, and stumbles again* As long as I don't think about it, it's nothing too bad... *chuckles* Odd that it would come so natural if I let it.
    8/02*kiss* Well, you're not losing anything...
    8/02*kisses back gently* I suppose that would make all the difference. I just wonder what would happen next...
    8/02Maybe you'll grow mandable, or lose your bones, or change your number of limbs, and maybe have to learn a new way to ear~ *grins*
    8/02*shakes his head* Who knows... I still think the human part of you has bones. Even if you have tougher... skin than normal.
    8/02If you say so...
    8/02Eh, we'll see... *blinks* Wait, if I grow mandibles, does that mean that i can suck yours? Sounds like it might go faster, that way.
    8/02*shakes head* Then you'd just beating blood...
    8/02Ah, ok. *blinks* Why is that concept not so foreign to me as it was earlier?
    8/02(*be eating)

    Because you're used to me, I guess...?
    8/02(*had just left XD*

    Perhaps... I guess I just have good incentive to think it over.
    8/02*blushes* W-well... shall we go home, or... back to the city?
    8/02*looks at her curiously* I thought you said you weren't... that welcome in the city.
    8/02W-well, we never grabbed the jug of milk...
    8/02Ah... True that. Well, let's go take care of that. And... anything else?
    8/02No, not really... *tugs him by the sleeve* Let's go, my... m-m-m... My mate... *smiles blindingly*
    8/02*looks at her, smile growing at her own infectious one* As you wish... my lovely mate.
    8/02*blushes pink*
    8/02*chuckles* cute... *squeezes her closer*
    8/02*looks at with slightly lidded eyes, just about begging for a kiss*
    8/02*smirks, and leans down in front of her face* In many, many ways. *leans forward to give her a featherlight kiss*
    8/02*smiles happily*
    8/02Am I just going to have to steal a kiss from you every five minutes? Not that I'm complaining. *steals another, just to prove his point*
    8/02*her smile just about glows* S-so... Want to go the fast way...?
    8/02*raises an eyebrow at her, grinning just the same* Why not. If you want to, that is.
    8/02*once more does a hand stand, and fires a pressurized strand of silk at the cavern ceiling* *grabs guy around the waist and makes her way up the strand at great speeds*
    8/02*doesn't panic this time, enjoying the ride. Even if he did manage to flash everyone in his path*
    8/02*after a full minute, they reach the ceiling, where more of her grand archetecture is located*
    8/02Wait a mo'... *glances about* You've set up a whole network here, too?
    8/02I've lived here a good fifty years - you'd be surprised what boredom can do...
    8/02*snorts* I can imagine. You mean you haven't made a giant web sculpture of yourself yet? That'd be pretty cool...
    8/02Yamame: I'm not good at sculptures... Plus, I don't realy do asthetic things! A web is practical, and even gets me bugs here and there! Not the greatest of meals, but it's better than nothing... Plus, in the event of the rare cave-in, I catch most of it with my webs!
    8/02*shakes head ruefully* Of course, I was just speaking out. But you're the one keeping them all safe, are you? *grins at her* A regular little hero.
    8/02Like I let them know this... If they thought me a hero, they might try and "thank me" the oni way! Them and the kappa who live here these days... No idea when it happened, but half the village eventually moved here, claiming that this power source is worth the oni. Needless to say, it's been quite roudy ever since...
    8/02Wait a second... I know the kappa are a bit crazy, but how are they as rowdy as the oni? Granted, they lived on the mountain at the same time, but I would never have imagined them...
    8/02Well, it's the... roudy half that came here. *finally arives at the top*
    8/02Ah, alright... *stares down and goggles* How high up are we?
    8/02About a kilometre.
    8/02*does mental math* Half a mile? *whistles* Sure wouldn't want to fall. *clings a bit more tightly*
    8/02*giggles* which is why you get to practice walking on webs, and avoiding the sticky spots!
    8/02Well... at least I've got my mate there to catch me if I fall, right? *takes another tentative step, off balance now that he is thinking about walking again*
    8/02I'd rather just hold your hand... *chuckles*
    8/02*grins weakly* Me too... me too. *takes another step* Why does it feel so... awkward? I'm not so outside the human norm... for girls...
    8/02*giggles* Hehe, and it'll probably get even harder to balance, once you grow more legs! *grins happily* I mean, it took years for me to get used to having arms...
    8/02*chuckles* I suppose... Would you give them up, though?
    8/02By choice? not particularly, no.
    8/02Just wondering. Idle thought... *stumbles again, barely catching himself*
    8/02*sees a heavily webbed spot* Ahh! The marker! This should be directly above Yuugi's cart!
    8/02*suddenly pauses in slight dread* I'd rather not go and get drunk again, after last time...
    8/02Well, you could stay up here while I go grab the milk...
    8/02Alright... I can practice walking around some... very carefully.
    8/02If you die, I'll kill you... *sits on the edge of the spot in question, and suddenly falls forward, a thread having been attached*
    8/02*shivers* Well, since I'm next to hell, dont doubt that threat... What to do. *paces slowly around the marker, getting used to his wide hips* I just hope this is the only thing that I grow...
    8/02Yuugi: Whoa! Must you pop in so suddenly..?

    Yamame: Eheh, sorry... Anywho, do you still have the milk? *smiles*

    Yuugi: Not like theres much I can do with it... *picks it up*

    Yamame: Yay! Gimmie, gimme~ *grins greedily*

    Yuugi: *tosses it her way*

    Yamame: Eek! *catches it but ends up swinging like a wrecking ball*
    8/02*feels the web under him moving and watches Yamame go swinging* Oh, that can't be good...
    8/02*the web he was standing on began to stretch and shift about jerkily*
    8/02*immediately drops to the floor, clinging to the web for dear life*
    8/02*the supports on the sides began to one by one pull free, yanking rock from the cavern walls*

    Yamame: *the strand of silk she was hanging by suddenly dropped a bit lower, and she looked up, paleing* Ohh... ohh, god! No, the web has broken loose!

    Yuugi: *looks up, and notices a man falling* ...Dammit... *moves the cart to the side with one arm* Guess I've gotta right my mistake! Watch my stuff, Yamame! *waits a second to judge trajectory, and jumps at high speeds towards to now falling man*
    8/02*swings along as the web falls to the ground, not seeing the oni coming to him* oh crap oh crap don't die now don't die...
    8/02Yuugi: *catches him in her hulking arms, making sure not to pull a spider-man and snap his neck by way of the sudden change in direction*
    8/02*barely notices as he has closed his eyes, praying that he suddenly grows a spinnerette and shoots web. Or that the web won't break. Or to just not die*
    8/02Yuugi: Huh... used too much strength... *goes careening into a web and shoots back at the ground like a sling shot*
    8/02*finally looks up as they change direction* Well... why do I feel like this is gonna suck?
    8/02Yuugi: *impacts back first into the ground, leaving a huge crater, and a fairly unharmed man* ...You... okay...?
    8/02*cradles his tender arm to his stomach as he looks up* I... think so. Well, I don't think I broke anything...
    8/02Yamame: *runs over to them* Are you two okay?! *tears in her eyes*
    8/02*tries to give her a cheeky smile, but winces as he pulls his muscles* Mostly... I think.
    8/02*tries to give her a cheeky smile, but winces as he pulls his muscles* Mostly... I think. Nothing feels too bad...
    8/02*pulls him into a crushing embrace* I thought I was... was going to have to kill you...! *sobs into his shoulder*
    8/02(grah double post)
    8/02*pats her shoulder awkwardly as she presses into the hurting arm* There there... it's alright... I'm alive. That's why we keep the oni around, right?
    8/02Yuugi: *brow twitches, but takes the joke in stride* Ohh, don't mind me. Just hug on top of me - maybe even kiss a bit!
    8/02Alright Yuugi, we shan't. *pushes against Yamame, still rubbing her back. Once on his feet, turns awkwardly to her* Sorry, we were just joking... Thank you though. So very much...
    8/02Yuugi: Twas my fault, so I should be saying sorry, not you saying thanks...
    8/02It's good, it's good. *hugs Yamame tightly, wincing noticeably at the pain in his arm* I'll be fine.
    8/02Yuugi: No you won't. You've obviously sprained and strained a few things. You should rest. *Yuugi was bleeding from a few places, but was mostly unscathed*
    8/02*looks down at the arm, which has a rather noticeable shard of rock sticking through* ...Or that...
    8/02Yuugi: I fugured that one to go without need of mention, honestly...
    8/02*chuckles nervously as he begins to feel lightheaded* I guess so... I wonder how I missed that...
    8/02Yamame: *seals the wound with a wrapping of spider silk*
    8/02leaving the rock in for now? *begins to lean on Yamame, his vision becoming dizzy*
    8/02Yamame: *begins to suck her own blood a bit, hardly bothering to filter it, and stabbed him in the thigh, giving him a transfusion*
    8/02*eyes widen at the sudden action, stiffening as he feels the blood do its business on his body once more*
    8/02*due to how pure it was, the effect was more noticable this time, when a pair of tiny little spider legs began to tear out of his hips*
    8/02*barely notices the results of the spell, but his new limbs all start to wriggle about, attempting to find purchase on the ground. Opening his mouth, a pair of fangs greeted Yamame as he spoke* This is... just a rush...
    8/02Yuugi: *raises a brow*

    Yamame: Ohh, my...
    8/03*looks at them, wondering what the problem is* What iss ith, Yamame?
    8/03Yamame: *stares the the two wiggling spots on the inside of his dress-like shirt* Well, you seem to have more legs, and some sharp teeth now...

    Yuugi: Damn! Those are some nice champers!
    8/03*blinks, and holds a hand up, to feels his teeth* Well, now ain't that... interesting. Still, might be fun... *turns to get a good look at his legs, revealing that his backside had also... grown...*
    8/03Yamame: ...Well, I wasn't expecting... such an addition...
    8/03*is too busy feeling up his teeth to pay attention*
    8/03Yamame: You know, if you keep that up you're going to- and now you've cut yourself...
    8/03Eh? *looks at a bleeding finger* Oh, I see. Not too bad... *sucks on the finger* Can just wait til the bleeding stops...
    8/03Yamame: A-anyways, shall we go home...? *laughs awkwardly, as this rate of change far outdoes what she expected, not to mention that his blood was now a yellowy brown*
    8/03Sounds good with me! *grabs her hand, arm already feeling a bit better* Ready?
    8/03Yamame: Sec, need to first secure the milk and such... *bundles it in silk and turns it into a backpack* *does a handstand and fires at the ceiling of the cavern once more* *grabs Guy around the waist*
    8/03*wraps around her, his two small legs attempting to do the same* I gotcha... Not letting go. Seeya later, Yuugi.
    8/03Yuugi: See ya, Guy.
    8/03*as she pulls him up, finally notices an odd draft* Huh... Did I change in some other way?
    8/03Your... butt.
    8/03Huh. Odd. I wonder why... Bah, oh well. Maybe it is to make room for the rest of the legs? *makes a note to check his wedding tackle to make sure it's still there*
    8/03Makes the most sense... *finally reaches her web*
    8/03*pulls self up to it, clinging to the floor, just in case*
    8/03(There are no actual floors in her web by the way... at most, there are dense areas of webbing...)

    Jeeze, stop being so afraid...
    8/03(Well, it's the best way to put it XD)

    *slowly stands up, getting his balance again* Sorry... just had it screwed up... Plus I keep getting distracted by my teeth. *blushes at some of the thoughts he's been distracted by, now that he thinks about it*
    8/03*picks up and begins to bounce along towards the other other side of the underground*
    8/03*sits quiet and enjoys the bouncing, getting used to the feelings of his new body... and playing a bit with his legs*
    8/03*eventually they reach the entrance to the cave, and Yamame set him down* wewh... *takes off the heavy backpack, and sticks it to a wall*
    8/03*steps back onto solid ground once more, and relaxes* much better... *looks at the backpack before volunteering* Need any help with that?
    8/03Ahh, the thing weighs about as much as me, if not more... Plus, I keep my food out here. *hops into the tunnel* Well, let's go~
    8/03*pulls self up into tunnel, following right behind her* Roger that, Yamame. Right behind you. *grins at the face that at least he has a nice view, before slapping himself*
    8/03*climbs* You know the way, right...?
    8/03I believe so, but let's not run and get me lost. I'm kinda looking forward to another night together, instead of lost amongst the dark... *blushes deeply*
    8/03*blushes* O-okay... *continues to lead him*
    8/03*follows through, idly noting he can see much better in the dark than before*
    8/03*speeds up a tad, as he's doing fine at keeping up*
    8/03*begins to walk faster, odd position of hips and everything else becoming noticeable, and he has to slow down*
    8/03(They are climbing, as they were the day before XD)

    *slows down to match him*
    8/03(that would explain why he was going so slowly then. XD)

    *eventually speeds up, checking to make sure he doesn't ram into her again as he pulls himself over the lip*
    8/03*speeds up to match him* D-don't hit me today, okay..?
    8/03Already making sure not to... *blushes at what other head he might like to put there, though*
    8/03*mind drifts to what she'd rather he do to that area*
    8/03*pulls self up and nearer to her, only to stop himself, letting her get over the edge first*
    8/03*as she's crawling from the pit, a drop of liquit drips from her and all the thoughts she had had, narrowly missing him* *shivers at the thought of mating with him, even if it's still too early*
    8/03*ignores the drip, thinking it was a bit of silk. pulling up from the pit, he looks down at Yamame, still on the floor* You ok there, love?
    8/03*looks at with begging eyes, before shaking her head untill her mind was clear* Y-y-yeah... *a blush colors her cheeks*
    8/03*looks down at her, recognizing the first look. he bends down on one knee, offering his hand* You really want children, don't you? Or is it just the act you desire? *smiles a bit cheekily*
    8/03It's been over 50 years since I last bred... *takes the hand*
    8/03*pulls her up and kisses her hard* Well then... how long can you keep the transfusion going?
    8/03*appreciates the kiss greatly* I've already gotten a bit low on blood, from all I've done today... I've drained myself thrice, one of which I wasn't planning to...
    8/03Alright... *looks downcast slightly* I didn't know if there was any way to accelerate... *looks at her with burning eyes* Because everytime you change me, the desire merely grows, my perfect little spider...
    8/03*smiles at happily, and whispers into his ear* I love you, Guy...
    8/03*whispers back in hers* I love you two, Yamame... *pulling her close, he rests there for a moment, before asking* Can I... No, now's not the time...
    8/03*looks at him with an inquisitive, yet rather raunchy look*
    8/03*melts at the sight* Oh, dammit, there's just so much I want to do with you... But we're not even at your room yet, and would it even be proper... *still, even at his words, a hand slides down the slide of her body, brushing her breasts and her hip*
    8/03*gasps in pleasure*
    8/03*dragon begins to poke out, slightly larger than earlier*
    8/03*looks at it with desire, but shakes head* W-we... we can't...! *drooling by this point*
    8/03*leans forward, forehead against hers* Well, what... what c-can we do?
    8/03*tears up* I... I-I don't know...!
    8/03*pulls her close, wiping the tears off* We're almost there... If you think I'm strong enough... I'm willing to risk it...
    8/03N-no... it's not worth risking you...
    8/03*nods against her and squeezes her tightly* Come on... let's get to bed, mate... That way, we can get an early start tomorrow.
    8/03*gives him a slightly hollow smile* Yeah...
    8/03*pokes her* come on, give me a real smile...
    8/03*tries to smile in full, but her eyes remain a bit sad*
    8/03*hugs her tightly* I know, I know... Look at it this way. The sooner we rest, the sooner that you can get me another few pair of legs... and enough resistance so that you have your children.
    8/03*blushes and smily glowingly* Thank you, Guy *kiss*
    8/03*kisses back and takes her hand* You're welcome. But let's get going, shall we?
    8/03Y-yeah... *looks at loveingly*
    8/03*cautiously lifts her up in her arms, setting her in them* Just, wanted to see... I am stronger. I think I can carr you now, relatively easily...
    8/03*blushes and closes eyes to show that she wants a kiss*

    (It's funny, but this RP has made Yamame one of my fav chars! XD)
    8/03(Considering how long it's gotten, I don't doubt that. She's a cute girl, either way)

    *leans in to give her one. And another, and another for good measure* *chuckles and looks at her* You satisfied now? Because I hope the answer is never... *blushes*
    8/03*grins happily* N-no... Also, it's starting to get cold, so let's lay down for the night...
    8/03*nods, and begins walking slowly* I believe I can remember the rest of the way*
    8/03*snuggles into arms* I love you, Guy...
    8/03(You know, at this rate, it's gonna take us all night just to get in bed.)

    *smiles back at her, pulling her tightly* Love you too, Yamame...
    8/03*smiles and flips out of arms* Well, I suppose it's time to get ready for bed... *begins to take her outfit off, once more being careful of her eyes*
    8/03(Or not. XD)

    *turns about and pulls off the dress/shirt, having to tug to get it over his butt and legs*
    8/03*pauses in her undressing to watch him*
    8/03*finally pulls it over his head, before tossing it over the floor and spotting her watching him* Enjoying the view?
    8/03A-ahh! N-no, that's not it... it's just... your legs look so... tiny...
    8/03*looks down, before wriggling them helplessly* They'll grow in, eventually. I'm just surprised I've already got some...
    8/03They're cute~
    8/03*blushes brightly* T-thanks... glad you like 'em...
    8/03*plays with one of them with her own spider leg*
    8/03*giggles like a little child, before clamming up* Did not do that... *tries to protect his little legs from her*
    8/03*grins and continus to diddle them* Eheh~
    8/03*cannot help but to keep laughing, falling to his knees as he does*
    8/03Ehehe, they seem to still be made of flesh and bone~ So soft!
    8/03That they do, that they do... Just, don't touch them too much... they're ticklish...
    8/03*grins* Is that so? Jee, I never realized... *grins wider and pulls the dress the rest of the way over her head, causing her once contained breasts to bounce idly a fair bit*
    8/03*is about to to say something sarcastic in return, but is caught staring at her bouncing breasts* ...wow...
    8/03D-don't stare so much... *blushes*
    8/03*immediately looks away* Sorry... I couldn't help myself...
    8/03I-it's fine if you... l-look... *blushes crimson* Just don't stare so much...
    8/03*blushes along with her* But if I look too much, I'm going to want to do more... So I suppose I'll wait...
    8/03*smiles slightly and sighs* Well, lets go to bed, hmm? *falls onto the pile of silk sheets and begins to burrow into them*
    8/03*nods and gets into the bed, burrowing along with her. once she stills, he hugs her to his chest, nuzzling her head* Good night, mate.
    8/03*her arms and a few of her legs do the same* Goodnight...
    8/03(Hooray! We made it to the end of the second day! XD)
    8/03(The moon is getting awefully close, though...)
    8/03(We'll just have to hurry up. Or just spend all day with constant transfusions, until he can stand it. You can always timeskip to the night of the moon, if you wanted to.)
    8/03(I meant that as a zelda joke XD;; )
    8/03(Oh. XD. Well, in that case... got an ocarina?)
    8/03(No! D: Also, I have no idea how to start the next day, so... XD; )
    8/03(Aw, pity. Well, since there is no ocarina, what can we do? Have Yamame plays his dragon, and to start a new day that way?)
    8/03(*drools* [That's perfect!])
    8/03(I thought you might like that... [Plus, I'd love to wake up that way once, myself...] Gah, dirty mind...)
    8/03([Eheh, and I have similar wants~!] Sh-shut up, brain!)
    8/03([Well, it's not like I would mind being on the giving end, either.] ...Ok, brain, should we be flirting with the pretty lady?)
    8/03([Mmm...] Don't say such vague things...!)
    8/03(What would you prefer me to say?)
    8/03(Not you... my brain...)
    8/03(Haha, roger. Your brain is having lots of thoughts it can't even bother vocalizing? [Cause I sure am...]... stop that...)
    8/03Yamame: mm...? *looks about groggily and feels something warm in her mouth*
    8/03Guy: *doesn't wake at first, but shivers and bucks lightly at the vibration around his dragon*
    8/03*looks about, noticing a few odd things. wire-like little hairs are tickling her, and she smells the stench of a man very strongly*
    8/03*shivers lightly, before pulling whatever is warming his dragon closer, as he begins to stiffen in her mouth*
    8/03*the expansion causes her teeth to start to press into it, ass she's not particularly opened wide*
    8/03*hisses and wakes up, looking down to where Yamame is* Yamame... open your mouth... please...
    8/03*does as asked* Wah ih ohihn ohn...?
    8/03*doesn't understand her, but shivers more as he continues to stiffen* That feels... nice...
    8/03Ehh...??
    8/03*breathes out his words* My dragon... is in... your mouth... Please don't bite...
    8/03*blushes furiously andtries to back away a bit*
    8/03*makes a satisfied noise as her mouth drags along it, stiffening it to its full size, larger than it was the day before* It's... alright. Trust me...
    8/03*raises an eyebrow and stops moving* Ehh...?
    8/03*looks down at her, passion burning in his eyes* Please... I want you to... keep doing that.
    8/03*thinks for a moment, and gives a timid nod* *begins to slide her lips across it, and accidentally rubs the side of her mandable against it*
    8/03*shivers and twitches against the feeling, as she had not dug the tip in* More... please, Yamame...
    8/03L-lih dih...? *rubs bothe mandables against the sides of it whilecontinuing to slide it in and out*
    8/03*hisses* Yes... Faster *bucks against her more insistently*
    8/03*feeling as though her tongue might help, she begins to awkwardly lick at it*
    8/03*shivers, encouraged by her every action* You're... wonderful... love you...
    8/03*blushes and keeps up her work*
    8/03*begins to moan and buck more* Yamame, I'm about to come... again...
    8/03*Still isn't sure what that means so just keeps going*
    8/03*begins to release some precom as he bucks once more*
    8/03*keeps up as she was doing*
    8/03*finally begins to come* Yamame... *sighs in relief*
    8/03*pulls away after he's finished* Nnn... *starts to fill mouth with acid*
    8/03*lays there in the after glow, but eventually notices her gargling* Yamame... Are you alright? *immediately begins beating himself over it*
    8/03*begins to drink up the now thoroughly digested... meal, with her fangs*
    8/03*waits patiently for her to finish, a blush now covering his face*
    8/03*sighs* Why must that stuff be so nasty...?
    8/03*shrugs sheepishly* Sorry... I heard it can be made to taste better though... not much better, either way.
    8/03*shudders* It's not even about the taste, really... it's like trying to hold snot in your mouth, with aalt mixed in! *shudders yet again, trying to chase the memory from her brain*
    8/03*hugs her, patting her on the back* Sorry, sorry, didn't mean to... I'll watch out from now on...
    8/03*burps* *blushes*
    8/03*chuckles* Cute... *kisses her on the forehead* Thank you, though. You have no idea how that felt... *blushes deeply*
    8/03*blushes bright pink* Y-you're welcome...
    8/03*holds her close before chuckling awkwardly* I suppose we need to work quickly so I can repay you in kind?
    8/03*her blush darkens* A-ahh... I-I suppose so... *stabs her fangs into her wrist, flinching a little less than before*

    (This is lagging so bad! XD Start a new thread, please! XD; )
    8/03

    *tilts head in concern* Are you alright? You're not reacting so much...

    (Aww... I wanted to try for 9999! XD)
    8/03Gehihn uued ta ih... *hardly filters the blood again, and pops her fangs free* *pushes the sheets off of them, and stabs into his inner thigh, bringing him far more pain than before*
    8/03Grah! *clings to the sheets as the fires burn through him* I sure haven't gotten used to it...
    8/03*The pain concentrates in his stomach and mouth this time*
    8/03*as he screams, barely notices as mandibles burst forward from his mouth, teeth sharp and ready to puncture*
    8/03*tries her best to not panic, and waits for it to end*
    8/03(what's going on in his... oh... those...)

    *As he does so, his skin begins to split near the top of his stomach, slowly taking the shape of a red eye, as it begins to cry tears of blood out of its side*
    8/03(Well, actually it's supposed to be literally his stomach! XD)

    *cringes*
    8/03(well, then you take it)
    8/03(cause I'm not quite sure what happens then)
    8/03*His stomach felt as though it was being torn to bits, as it was slowly changing from connecting to his throat, to connecting to his mandables*
    8/03*begins clutching at it, attempting to tear through the skin. One spider leg, slowly growing longer and longer with each passing second, joins in the attempt*
    8/03*restrains him, before he does anything particularly harmful*
    8/03*eventually, slowly calms down, mandibles going limp on his face, not bothering to retract*
    8/03You okay, Guy...?
    8/03*breathes heavily, eyes closed. Eventually opens up to try to reply, but is stopped when he can't say anything at all. Immediately begins to panic and pull at the new mandibles*
    8/03*grabs his hands* Don't tug those so hard... Now, if you can't speak for some reason, try... humming, first.
    8/03*frets a bit more, and calms down eventually. Opens the mandibles wide and a low, tortured hum comes out*
    8/03Now, try hissing! *grins*
    8/03*still unsure, lets out a loud hiss, which echoes across the chamber, and causes him to clasp his hands over his mouth*
    8/03Now, try talking again!
    8/03*opens up his mandibles* Wis wis wo wokwahd.
    8/04Now, retract them, and try again~ *giggles*
    8/04*waggles them about awkwardly, before pushing them in with his hands* That feels so weird...
    8/04If you think that's strange, imagine suddenly having a mouth, and not breatheing through your skin...
    8/04*pauses, and shivers* true... *attempts to walk over, before noticing that he has another set of legs helping him along the floor. and another set of eyes to look at her* Whoah... You look weird now... *closes second set of eyes* ...better now...
    8/04*giggles*
    8/04*looks down at his body, somewhat in disbelief* I can barely recognize myself... wow... *turns his head to look over the new changes*
    8/04*pokes his extra legs with her extra legs*
    8/04*raises his extra leg to give hers a high five*
    8/04Hmm... still soft.
    8/04*looks down at it* Maybe it's gona stay like htat, since I'm gonna be more of a hybrid?
    8/04Maybe... *shrugs*
    8/04Eh, who knows... *slowly begins to walk, using all of his legs* This isn't so bad...
    8/04Though, I'm sure getting used to walking on wires with pin points will take some getting used to *winks* Though, for now I should make you a new outfit...
    8/04*freezes at the thought before nodding* Alright... But what are you thinking about?
    8/04Well, with your hips as they are, it'll probably end up being a bit like a dress, honestly...
    8/04*looks down at them before sighing* I suppose that might be the best thing. At least that's the only thing that's become a bit womanly...
    8/04Right. Plus, you can't hide your legs unless the bottom flares...
    8/04True... hrm. I suppose people would frown if I went around poking them in the side with 'em?
    8/04Or impaling them, not that yours are hard enough to do such a thing. *as an example, she skewered the rock wall rather deeply* Dug this tunnel myself, you know.
    8/04*eyes widened* ...wow, I didn't think that you could... *chuckles nervously* Well, you definitely don't have to worry about me doing anything...
    8/04But... I wouldn't mind... *blushes*
    8/04*pats her on the shoulder* I meant other things... But that's good to know to. *grins at her* But we've got to wait just a wee bit longer, don't we?
    8/04Y-yeah... even if you're probably half youkai by this point... *smiles* Ahh! Clothes, right! *begins to make a very, very long bolt of silk, so as to avoid the issue of the day before*
    8/04Considering that I'd technically be a monster... At least I still have my mouth.... *turns about* Don't think I can help ya quite yet, though.
    8/04*works at an increadible rate, showing just how used to making these she was*
    8/04Whelp. Not like I could do much of anything.... Although, this will be odd to wear, I bet...
    8/04*by this point, it looked like a skirt*
    8/04Yup, definitely. *sighs* I suppose I gotta get used to it, if I want to hide... Don't want to use a trenchcoat all the time.
    8/04*about half done, up to one pair of eye holes*
    8/04Hrm... I never really thought of using them. *opens up the other set of eyes*
    8/04*complete to the second pair of eye holes*
    8/04*quiets, to sit back and watch her work*
    8/04*finishes up, not bothering with an under-shirt*
    8/04Oorah, nice. Now, did you want to dye it, or try it on first?
    8/04*applys acid to the cloth handing off and breaks it* *tosses* Try it on, and tell me what you think.
    8/04*begins to fumble wit it as he pulls it over his head, it being much longer and poofier than he's used to.*
    8/04*starts to eat his old outfit*
    8/04*finally pulls it over, letting the silky tresses cover him completely* So... how do I look?
    8/04*giggles* It looks good on you! Might look better in black, though... Or maybe brown... But for now, white'll do.
    8/04*shakes his head and looks down* It still looks a bit odd... But as long as you like it. ...Maybe brown, so we'll match?
    8/04Sure! I'll do that tomorrow morning! For now, try and do everything you can figure out to do with your mandables!
    8/04Ummm... ok. *extends them again, waving them about in the air* Whak whad?
    8/04See if you can make acid come out.
    8/04*raises his eyebrwo but does as she asks, squeezing at random sacks. As he does so, a drip of acid falls rom his fangs and onto the floor.
    8/04*The floor doesn't get effected at all* Okay, so you've figured out venom... now, try some more to produce some acid.
    8/04*continues to try and pump out of his mandibles, letting a steady stream fall onto the floor eventually*
    8/04Stop, stop! Don't let so much out! It's not so easy to produce more... *the floor began to boil away a bit*
    8/04*immediately stops what he was doing, retracting his mandibles* Sorry, sorry, I was just trying to figure it out... And hwat do you mean, it's not easy?
    8/04You need to eat to produce more... and you need it to eat. Without it, you'd starve if not for me...
    8/04Oh. *blinks* I gotcha, I gotcha. That's rather odd... Can't I just eat the old fashioned way?
    8/04No... Your thoat probably only connects to your lungs now...
    8/04Huh... Well, I wouldn't want to try that, then. So... I can only eat like you do now?
    8/04Probably, yeah. I mean, you ARE dispensing stomach acid from them, which seems to be quite a bit stronger now...
    8/04How strong do you think it'll get?
    8/04Well... *sticks out a manadable, and lets a drop of acid fall to the floor, where it just about falls through it*
    8/04*blinks* Oh, gotcha. So, be careful, and don't use that on anybody... Roger that.
    8/04*grins* Yeah, pretty much. It's also good for digging, obviously.
    8/04Gotcha. So if we want a new ventilation shaft or anything... Or a nice hidey hole
    8/04Pretty much...
    8/04hrm... I wonder if it would work on diamonds...
    8/04Would you happen to have any to test it on?
    8/04Nah... I don't have a hammerspace. I'm just wondering what to do... And whether you'd have a want for one...
    8/04But... diamond is weird looking, from what I found while digging this tunnel... *doesn't understand the question*
    8/04*sighs and chuckles* Of course... Let me try to explain. It's a bit of a human custom, when you get married... To give your wife a ring, to show the whole world who she is...
    8/04But... how would a rock on a bit of metal show that...? It isn't as obvious as marking them thoroughly... I mean, I'm guessing that humans do that to mark their m-mate... *blushes at the thought of being his mate for real*
    8/04Oh? *raises eyebrow, smiling at her look* And what were you planning to do to mark me?
    8/04*blushes bright red*
    8/04*Crosses his arms and a pair of legs* I'm curious, now...
    8/04M-mating, and nibbling your nape a bit... that's how youkai do it, regardless of type...
    8/04Well... *takes her hand in his* I don't see why we can't do both... I
    8/04*nods with a bright blush* O-okay... I'll start digging some more, some time... Also, why use medal, when one could just braid some silk, and something far stronger...? Or we could get an oni to make that part... oni steel is even stronger...
    8/04*shrugs* It's tradition... Also, we normally use a soft metal, and don't worry about the strong one... Usually a diamond inlaid in gold, or silver... If we can afford it, at least.
    8/04But... would such things survive 100 years? 1000 years? I may be young for a youkai, but I do look at the longevity of things... Heck, that's why my outfit is as thick as it is! Even an Oni would have trouble tearing my clothes...
    8/04*blinks* I'm not sure... If handled properly, they would. And metal is hard enough... for a human. *smacks self in face and hisses* Which is why I'm going about this all wrong, aren't I?
    8/04*giggles* I'm sure you'll get used to it... I actually have a pile of gold, silver, and platinum from when I was digging... I use it to make buttons by forming it into the right shape with my fingers~ Here, let me make a braid of silk, just to show you what I mean... *uses a bit of the left over silk and begins to make it into a twine-like length about a half a metre long* Catch. *throws the thin braided rope to him*
    8/04*grins* Alright... *catches the string and pulls on it* A bit stretchy, ain't it?
    8/04Stretchy it may be, but I doubt you can break even that size of silk braid.
    8/04*doesn't even attempt to test her claim* True... But still, it lacks the same feel... *blushes* I would like to make it myself, just to show...
    8/04*blushes* W-well, I'm sure you'll be able to soon enough...
    8/04Indeed. *holds a hand out* So, what is it you wished to be doing today?
    8/04*takes his hand with a smile* Well, it doesn't seem so bad today, so maybe the incident is over...?
    8/04*squeezes it* Are you suggesting... we head up?
    8/04Well, there's really not much to do here...
    8/04*snorts* True... But I didn't know you could go out, at least easily.
    8/04Most of use have been forgotten, really. So long as I don't use my power, I'll be thought to be an ordinary spider...
    8/04And I'll be a freaky new one... Alright, can do.
    8/04*giggles* Just about! *grins* Kidding, kidding~
    8/04*shoots her a look* Careful there, Miss spider, or this new one mmight have to be doing some things to you...
    8/04*tilts head* Like what...?
    8/04*grins and strokes the side of her face* Things that make you very, very happy.
    8/04L-like what...? *blushes slightly, her mind going to mating, first*
    8/04Well, I could always try to return the favor you gave me earlier... Or do something else you desire. *grins cheekily* Didn't ou mention something about pulling string out of your spinerette?
    8/04*blushes furiously* B-b-but that's such a... waste...
    8/04Well, if you insist... And here I was ready and willing. Don't you just eat it up anyways?
    8/04*looks about, trying to think up an excuse* Uhh... uhm.... uhh... *blushes brighter still* I-I... Y-y-yeah... *looks at her feet, as though there was nothing more interesting*
    8/04*smirks, but leans down to kiss her forehead* Whatever makes you happiesst. Although, it's so cute seeing you flustered.
    8/04I... I, umm... *starts to speak so quite you can hardly hear it* I wouldn't... mind... *hands you a strand of silk that ends between her legs*
    8/04*looks between her and the hand, before taking the string* Just say when... *gives the string a quick tug*
    8/04*gasps, quivers, and loses the ability to stand*
    8/04*catches her with his free hand, leaning her against him* Are you alright?...
    8/04*pants and looks up at him with a begging look*
    8/04*tugs on her silk, more firmly but smoothly at the same time*
    8/04Haaaah...!! *squirms her hips, and her legs each puncture the floor slightly*
    8/04*keeps on tugging, unable to prevent his own arousal at the sight. Accidentally, he gives one extremely hard yank*
    8/04O-oww... *shivers in both pleasure and pain as the strand of silk comes free, coming out faster than she can produce*
    8/04*drops the string and immediately kneels next to her* Yamame! Are you ok?
    8/04I'm... fine... J-just... a bit sore...
    8/04Sorry... Yanked it too hard?
    8/04A little... *sigh* W-well, I suppose we should get going, huh...? *puts on her dress*
    8/04*sighs, hanging his head* I'm sorry about that, didn't mean to... *follows her either way*
    8/04It's okay... *jumps for a hole in the ceiling*
    8/04*shakes head, and mutters quietly* No, it's not... *jumps after her, but only reaches halfway up*
    8/04*dangles a leg down for him*
    8/04*jumps up again, and grabs on*
    8/04*lifts him up effortlessly and begins to climb up with him in her arms*
    8/04*chuckles* Am I back to square one?
    8/04What square...?
    8/04*tries another one* Back at the starting line...?
    8/04Uhh...
    8/04*sighs* We're back where we started. With you carrying me around. Hooray for euphemisms...
    8/04Eheh, sorry... I don't really talk to a lot of people... Also, I'm only doing it because you might fall, and die...
    8/04It's fie. That's what I've got to teach you. ...And I wasn't complaining, really... You're comfy.
    8/04*blushes and continues up the now slightly icy cavern*
    8/04*quietly sits and enjoys the ride as the light gets brighter from the reflection*
    8/04*eventually they reach a web that is mostly covered in snow* Hmm... Still cold, but it seems like a normal winter now... I hope the snow melting doesn't cause floods... *burrows through the thin snow and notices something* Ohh! Five rabbits, and a deer! I'll need to bring those down tonight...
    8/04*watches the animals, and finds himself drooling slightly and licking his mandibles* Yeah, maybe... wait, what am I saying? *looks at the snow* Do you have a diversion tunnel?
    8/04*shrugs* The underground could use a bit of rain.
    8/04Heh. Well, I suppose they have to get their water from somewhere, too.
    8/04Well, Parsee's river, too...
    8/04Yeah, but that's... that river. Never know what's in it... And is it from a spring, or snow melt from the mountains?
    8/04*shug* Everyone down there drinks sake, for the most part... Though, Koishi sustained herself mostly on the "salt of maidens" as she put it... (/Bomber Grape ref)
    8/04(no idea what that is)

    Heh, or at least she did... Any idea what she's going to continue to use?
    8/04(A funny touhou author. Look him up on danbooru, if you like insane humor.)

    Probably sake and "the salt of maidens," whatever that is...
    8/04Eh, we need to introduce her to tea, at least. I've a hankerin' for some, now that I think about it...

    (Roger that. And I wonder if the guy crazy about merlin likes insane stuff... :P
    8/04(Heh. Good pun... Just know that Remilia is awesome, and Okuu is... big. No, not like that. No, I'm not a satori, though I'd gladly donate my body.)

    But... isn't that for after incidents?
    8/04You speak as if there's a bad time for tea... Although wouldn't you say that the incident is done?
    8/04(well, if it was your universe, you could become one and then donate)
    8/04...Good point... To Reimu's place we go! *climbs out of the pit*
    8/04*pulls himself out of it, before looking around*

    (I've only one thing to say now. My my my my...)
    8/04(This message reeks with the stench of bitches)

    Wow... it's so... white.
    8/04*watches all around the white land, ignoring the explosion in a red mansion in the distance* It is... I've forgotten how beautiful the snow can be...
    8/04It's been many years since I'd last seen snow, myself...
    8/04*nods* Yes, I suppose. But it almost never snows at home... Not this much... *leaps onto the ground and starts making snow angels*
    8/04*giggles, and joins you. starts making a snow seraphim, or as close to one as she can make*
    8/04*laughs, and waits until she's not paying attention, before tossing a small snowball at her*
    8/04Ahh! *makes a huge ball of snow* Take this! *hands the heavy as hell thing to him*
    8/04*catches the giant snowball, before it collapses and buries him*
    8/04*giggles*
    8/04*sticks his head above the pile, and sticks his tongue out at him*
    8/04(her, sorry XD)
    8/04*offers hand and smiles*
    8/05*grabs her hand and pulls self out* You know, we could probably build a giant fort out here, with all this snow...
    8/05But... it'd just melt in a short time...
    8/05So what? It would be fun just to say we did it! *grins mischieviously* And are you telling me we can't set our fort somewhere and pound other youkai with snowballs?
    8/05Sounds like a good way to get treated like Lily...
    8/05Eh, it's nothing dangerous, just a snowball... *thinks* You think that the yuki-onna might want to fight then? Get the ice fairy up here...
    8/05She's a bit... cold. Plus, the snowballs would turn to ice in their hands, partially.
    8/05Hrm... does that mean we can take some hot water and defrost her? *chuckles at the bad pun*
    8/05But that would melt her...
    8/05*smiles* I'm just trying to make a joke. that's all. What would you like to do, instead?
    8/05As I said, let's go to Reimu's for the incident end festival!
    8/05Aha, alrighty then! *grabs her hand and starts walking in a random direction* Onward!
    8/05That's the wrong way...
    8/05Oh, my bad! *marches in another random direction*
    8/05Wrong way, still.
    8/05Aww... Well, I've only got 358 more tries!
    8/05*groans in annoyance, and walks in the right direction*
    8/05*gets pulled along* ...Not very amusing?
    8/05*gives him a look and keeps dragging him*
    8/05*eventually catches up to her, but keeps his head down all the same*
    8/05*sighs* Idiot... I love you, so don't lower yourself like that... I'm no better than you, my soon to be mate.
    8/05*gives her a half grin* Alright... I was just trying to get you to smile... And I'd like to think that you'd be my better half.
    8/05But... neither of us is a half, so how would that work...?
    8/05Because you'd be my mate. ...think us as being as two halves of one whole from now on, if it helps with the analogy.
    8/05W-well... if you say so... *kisses him on the neck a bit* I love you, Guy...
    8/05I don't think I'll ever tire of hearing that... *sighs and leans in to kiss her on the cheek* I love you too. Oh so much...
    8/05*slows her pace, and blushes*
    8/05*nuzzles her as they slow, linking her arm with his*
    8/05*smiles happily*
    8/05*strolls through the forest, the torii of the shrine slowly coming into view*
    8/05What a nice shrine...
    8/05That it is... and that thing is huge...
    8/05I expected a run-down shrine, honestly... *starts to make was up the 200 steps*
    8/05Well, perhaps things have changed since you last came.
    8/05Maybe... Hmm... Seems we're a bit early... Very few are here, thus far.
    8/05*looks about* Who do you see...?
    8/05Well, it seems Satori, Koishi, Okuu, Orin, Parsee, and Yuugi have already come... And a few others that I don't recognise...

    Usagi: *grins and gives Cirno's cheek a Cirno a peck*

    Cirno: *giggles* What, are you feeling a bit extra affectionate, Usa?
    8/05*scratches head* How'd they get out before us? Aren't we closest to the surface?
    8/05*shrugs*

    Ice fairy in a witch hat: That sure was fun, being the cause of an incident for a change, da ze~!

    Letty: Now do you see why I had a bit of fun when spring was stolen?

    Cirno: That was such a fun few weeks... Got to spend extra time with Letty!
    8/05Wait a minute, I recognize some of them... *realizes what they said* What? She caused the incident that nearly killed me?
    8/05Ice fairy: I still can't believe that you've gotten so strong, Cirno! To give Reimu a run for her money is no easy task, ze!
    8/05I think I'm going to have a few words with that one there... *begins to stalk over*
    8/05*from all the ice fae and the avatar of winter herself, the area around them was a ways below zero*

    *Yamame stays close to him, and shivers*
    8/05*marches up to the ice fairy, Yamame by his side* So, you're the one who helped to cause this whole... incident?
    8/05Ice fairy: That's right, ze~!

    Yamame: ...Hi, Ma-marisa... *teeth chatter*

    Letty: *grins happily* We had to teach the humans to respect nature all over again...

    Usagi: Though, it was my idea...

    Cirno: That's right! *grins happily at her pupil's great idea*
    8/05So, you don't care that you nearly killed me by what you did?
    8/05Marisa: Hmm... No, not particularly. It's not fun, if it's not noticed by many! Now I know why master caused s many of the things... *chuckles*

    Letty: I still don't see why you won't be my herald, Cirno...

    Cirno: But I don't want to run around, shouting "Winter!" and freezing people to death...
    8/05*ignores Cirno's byplay for the moment* Really now... Tell me, even though many of those humans sound like they deserved it, what of the ones who didn't? No pity?
    8/05Marisa: *shrugs* Casualties of a harsh winter, ze. Plus, I'm a witch. I only don't kidnapp people for spell components because of Reimu being far stronger than me...

    Reimu: *approaches* *has blonde hair and a shiny red donation box floating behind her* What am I going to do with you lot...? Ehh? What are you doing on the surface, Yamame...?

    Yamame: W-well, it's not like I'm forced to stay down there...
    8/05*glares at Marisa, and moves by Yamame's side once more* Really, since when was the surface such an unpleasant place...
    8/05Marisa: I mean, I killed thousands of fairies, just to get this form of mine! *grins*

    Cirno: Please don't remind me of that... I'd rather not think of where you got the 2000 dust required to turn myself back to normal, and turn yourself into a two wing... I still don't get how you're not a pixie...*sshakes head*

    Letty: Well, probably for the same reason as you being a fairy, and not a pixie... Neither of you have done anything particularly bad. *shrugs*
    8/05*mutters under his breath* Attempted genocide, nothing bad... Of course. Bunch of murderers up here...
    8/05Marisa: You make it sound like it was THAT cold...

    Cirno: But... it WAS that cold...

    Marisa: Ehh?

    Cirno: The nicer the cold feels, the colder it is... *sighs*
    8/05*just ignores her* Doesn't understand... Enough of the stupid fairy. How are you doing, Miss Shrine Maiden?
    8/05(I will note that I used singular there. So only one ice fairy. Guess. XD)
    8/05Reimu: *shrugs* Fine, I guess. And you are? I've not beaten you yet, so it seems odd for you to be here...

    Yamame: W-well, he'll be my mate, soon... *blushes*

    Reimu: Ohh. Well, have fun with that, I suppose...
    8/05(Marisa?)
    8/05(Yup)

    Guy: *scratches the top of his head* We'll do that... *squeezes her hand tightly* And I'll do my best to not make any trouble. Although the ice fairy's pushing me...
    8/05Reimu: *shrugs* Marisa may be just a fairy now, but she'd still wipe the floor with you. Also, it's more of an inevitablility for boredom to cause you to start or join in on an incident. Though, I do have to wonder why you're wearing a dress...
    8/05Guy: *raises one of his legs out from the inside and gives her a sheepish wave* I know, but still... It'd be worth it.
    8/05Reimu: I mean, even your mate wouldn't stand be able to take her out...

    Yamame: I'll have you know that I used only my webs and danmaku in our fight, as I don't like giving others diseases...

    Reimu: Huh... Well, still. Especially now, she'd just come back to life if you kill her. *shrugs*
    8/05Guy: You know, that'd probably just encourage me to find a way to do the job... She'd have never gotten away so easily on the outside... *Shivers*
    8/05Reimu: Well, enough talk of murding fae, I've got to go walk around some more, and hope that s-

    Yamame: *drops some money in the donation box*

    Reimu: Ahh...! *shivers*

    Yamame: *raises a brow*

    Reimu: So big...! *trys to catch her breath*
    8/05Guy: Don't tell me... *smacks his head* donation box... youkai, and you like it when people donate...
    8/05Reimu: *nods weakly* Y... Y-yeah...

    Marisa: *flips a one yen coin into the box*

    Reimu: *stares at Marisa* That was pathetic... I've never had one smaller than that.
    8/05Guy: Was that even a half yen piece? *shakes head* But don't worry, Reimu. I think she has trouble satisfying anyone with that.
    8/05Marisa: *glares at Guy*

    Alice: Marisa! Who are you cheating on me with, now?!

    Marisa: ...Ohh, gods... *runs as fast and hard as she can, and gets on her broom*

    Yamame: ...Well, that was odd...

    Reimu: It's been that way, ever since Marisa tried to get Alice to start loving her as a way to strengthen her spells...
    8/05(Wait a minute...)

    Guy: Something tells me it backfired slightly...
    8/05(?)

    Reimu: Slightly, he says...
    8/05(That method sounds familiar :P)

    Guy: Yes, that was an understatement. Still amusing. *nods to Alice* Miss Margatroid. *keeps an eye out for the dolls*
    8/05(Well, I've had the idea before you uploaded chapter 1! XD)

    Alice: *looks at Guy* ...Was it you? *very yandere looking look*

    Yamame: N-no. He's mine, already...

    Alice: *brightens up* ...Good...
    8/05Guy: Yup, I'm hers, don't you worry about that.. *neglects to mention who it actually was, while giving Yamame a loving look*
    8/05*dolls with lances pop out of seemingly nowhere* "hers" who...? *face darkens once more*
    8/05Guy: *looks at the doll* Hello... Shanghai? And by hers, I mean Yamame's. Who else could I belong to?
    8/05Alice: *glares at for a second, before the dolls all vanish by way of a vortex leading to the closed book under her arm*
    8/05Guy: I'm... sorry? What is wrong?
    8/05Alice: ...Nothing. *flys off in the direction of Marisa's house*
    8/05Guy: Well, that could have gone better... *sighs*
    8/05Marisa: Whew... She's gone!
    8/05Guy: Eh, go away, killer.
    8/05Marisa: I'm good. *grins*
    8/05Guy: *ignores her completely*
    8/05Marisa: Plus, it was Usagi's idea, anyways~ I simply helped make it... flashier by way of a laser of cold, da ze~! I also got to be the stage 4 b- I mean, I was one of the stronger foes Reimu and Sakuya fought!
    8/05Guy: *continues to ignore her, turning instead to Yamame* So, see anyone else around here?
    8/05Yamame: Hmm... Well, usually only the culprits come this early...
    8/05Guy: Then isn't it suspicious that we're here?
    8/05Yamame: Well, with that donation, I doubt she'll try anything like accusing us...

    Koishi: *appears with a bottle of sake in her hand* Hey, you... guysh... *gives them both a headlock*
    8/05Guy: *chuckles slightly* Hey Koishi... feeling sane? Or just drunk?
    8/05Koishi: Y-yesh... *hic*
    8/05Satori: *enters, carrying a bottle* She has been quite the enthusiastic person last night... You should have seen what she talked Okuu into. But to answer your question, she is mostly sane. And drunk.
    8/05Yamame: *very drunk...*

    Koishi: *hic* Yep I'm... drunk~
    8/05Guy: Oddly, I'm less worried about getting molested by her than when she's sober.
    8/05Koishi: Why are... you... *hic* in a dresh...? You aint gots no... boobies...

    Yamame: It's his legs...
    8/05Guy: *pokes Koishi in the face with a spider leg*

    Satori: *eyes close as she takes a sip from the bottle* How interesting. That occurred rather quickly, did it not miss spider?
    8/05Yamame: I know, right...? After just four times, he has a pair of full sized, yet fleshy, legs... Ohh, and four eyes total.
    8/05Guy: Let me tell you, it's a bit disorienting... But it's nice... *stomach rumbles* ...But I probably should be eating soon, though...
    8/05Koishi: Have shome... shake...! *tosses the bottle to/at him*
    8/05Guy: *new instincts reacting, catches the bottle in his mandibles and immediately begins to drain it dry*
    8/05Yamame: ...Ohh, boy... This is probably going to end badly...
    8/05Guy: *sucks it all the way down, before smacking his lips* No, I feel perfectly fine...
    8/05Yamame: Ehh? But... you have like no alcohol tolorance...
    8/05Guy: I know, perhaps I just *eyes suddenly dilate and stares into the distance, drool suddenly hanging from a mandible*

    Satori: ...IT just took a moment to kick in.
    8/05Koishi: Eheh~ At this rate of drinking, I'm going to become an oni~

    Yuugi: *...That's impossible...*

    Koishi: Ohh, shush. It wash jusht a joke!
    8/05Satori: Knowing you, you'd probably make the attempt to see if you could do it...

    Guy: *grins lazily and stares at the sky*
    8/05*with the arival of night, the vast majority of youkai start to trickle in*

    Yukari: *pops out of gap* Hello, my little donation box~

    Reimu: *groans*
    8/05Guy: Oh, look, it's the crazy lady... Hi crazy lady!
    8/05Rumia: Is that so~?

    Mima: That is so~!

    Yukari: Why did there have to be some of Rumia on the knife...? *sighs* Not that it really effects you...
    8/05Guy: You know what? Nobody makes any sense... Does Rumia on a knife taste good though?
    8/05Yukari: Mima killed herself again, but some of Rumia was on the knight, so when she stabbed her heart, it turned into an ooze core, and eventually boiled away her entire body into ooze...

    Mima/Rumia: That is so~!
    8/05Guy: That sounds... delicious... *gives a delicate burp that rattles the tables*
    8/05Everyone around: ...

    Suika: ...Nishe o-one...
    8/05Guy: Thanks! *raises the empty bottle in a toast* To... To... *falls over snoring*

    Parsee: At least he gets out of this whole ordeal...
    8/05Reimu: Like I force you to come...

    Yukari: Someone probably did, though. *shrug*

    Yuugi: You make it sound like a horrible thing!
    8/05Parsee: Meh, whatever. At least it will finally warm up... You know I had to use the clothes thata idiot wore, since those were the warmest.
    8/05Yamame: *pouts* He's no that bad, really...

    Kisume: *bucket on a rope that goes up seemingly forever* Parsee, you should really mellow out... I mean, after what we did, you were so... normal, for awhile.
    8/05Parsee: *blushes and looks away, grumbling to herself the whole time*
    8/05Kisume: *the rope pulls her to Parse, and she whispers into her ear* Maybe we could... duck into the woods for a bit?
    8/05Parsee: ...Maybe. Just make sure we're hidden from the tengu. And Rinnosuke.
    8/05Kisume: *the bucket full of human bones began to grow* Hop in~

    Yamame: *Raises a brow at the goings ons*
    8/05Guy: *snores*

    Parsee: ...Don't give me that look, Yamame... *clambers in the bucket*
    8/05Koishi: *gives a perfectly knowing grin*
    8/05Parsee: Oh, just shut it, and go play with your sister.

    Satori: And I was involved in this conversation, how...?
    8/05Koishi: *eye blinks and she's next behind Satori, kissing her neck* Sister~

    Yamame: ...That escalated quickly... Ahh, it's about time I gave Guy some more blood! *stabs her fangs into her wrist once more, flinching a bit, as was the usual* *Oww, oww, oww...*
    8/06Guy: *snores loudly, still passed out*

    Satori: Koishi! We're in public... *blushes* Not now... save it for later...
    8/06Koishi: *licks her neck*

    Yamame: *pops her fangs out of her wrist, not even filtering her blood at all this time* *I hope we can start a nest soon...* *digs her fangs into his neck, and exchanges pure blood for mixed blood*
    8/06Satori: *eyes the spider boy* Oh, you will, little Yamame... you will.

    Guy: *eyes snap open and he screams, as his body bends and crack as bones reshape*
    8/06Yamame: *gently pets his hair, while doing what needs be done* *it's okay... It's okay...*
    8/06Guy: *reaches a hand up to her, as his face splits even further, the mandibles becoming even more pronounced. beneath the skirt of the dress, it begins to wriggle more and more as legs grow out from the body of the man*
    8/06Yamame: *with the blood fully injected, she put a bandaid of silk over the wound* *That should do it...*
    8/06Guy: *slowly stops screaming, but instead curls up into himself, whimpering slightly*
    8/06Yamame: *hugs him close to her chest and retracts her mandables into her mouth* Shh... shh... I'm here for you, and you will soon be feeling better, I'm sure...
    8/06Guy: *whimpers slightly* It hurts... so much... *three pair of legs start to appear from under the dress*
    8/06Yamame: *kisses him to try and distract him from the pain*
    8/06Guy: *doesn't react, and just clings to her instead* Burning... burning, so bad, Yamame... *the skin on his forehead begins to split*
    8/06Yamame: *holds him close*
    8/06Guy: *shivers as two red spouts of light pour through the cracks, right where his eyebrows should be*
    8/06Yamame: Ehh? That's... unique... *keeps holding*
    8/06Guy: *his eyes turn red as he stares at her, four red eyes glowing. Opening his mandibles, he is about to say something until he feels yet another crack.
    8/06Koishi: Oww... headache from the intense thoughts...
    8/06Guy: *finally stops huffing and puffing, slumping on the ground devoid of emotion*
    8/06Yamame: ...Guy? A-are you... okay?
    8/06Guy: *looks up at her with his four eyes still glowing* Feel... terrible... Insides all messed up...
    8/06Yamame: *hugs his face into her breasts* Poor thing... *pets hair more*
    8/06Guy: *reaches out to hug her back, his eight legs unconsciously doing the same*
    8/06Yamame: *her six spider legs wrap around him, too*
    8/06Guy: Yamame... something doesn't feel right... My insides are all soft... and squishy... and wrong...
    8/06Yamame: Maybe you don't have bones? Your legs feel nice and hard, now...
    8/06Guy: Just... nothing feels right. Nothing at all. I feel like I'm about to burst, to fall apart... *pulls her closer* Don't leave me...
    8/06Yamame: I'd never think of it... *kiss*
    8/06Guy: Good... I think I may need you more than ever... *leans into her, keeping his mouth closed as he returns it*
    8/06Yamame: *blushes brightly and kisses back*
    8/06Guy: *eventually leans back and presses his head into her shoulder* Still, my insides are burning... Constantly...
    8/06Yamame: I-I'm sure that'll fade... *I hope it fades...*
    8/06Satori: Using the purest form may have been a mistake, Yamame...

    Guy: *clutches and whimpers some as it continues to burn*
    8/06Yamame: *slowly tears up* *It's my fault...* I-I'm sorry... *hugs him closer still*
    8/06Guy: *whispers in her ear* It's alright... I'll survive... I won't leave you, Yamame.
    8/06Yamame: *nuzles his neck*
    8/06Guy: *eventually calms down again* I think... that it's finally stopped.
    8/06Yukari: *pops out behind him* My, you certainly are a... fine specimen. To go from human, to mostly youkai, in only 2 days... I'm impressed!
    8/06Guy: *blinks, and gazes up at Yukari* Oh, great. Not in the mood for this...
    8/06*usagi, Cirno, and Mima all tense up*
    8/06Guy: *blearily looks around* Eh? What? Bah... too drunk and hurting to care.
    8/06Yukari: Hmhmhm. You make it sound like that matters~ I've taken an interestin you, boy~!

    Yamame: Ohh, great...
    8/06Guy: *blinks wearily* That's nice. But Yamame's my mate... And I don't care if your Circe or Helen, but I ain't about to take an interest with anybody else...
    8/06Yukari: Ufufu... Again, you make it sound like I give a choice... Though, you seem to misunderstand. A pervert I may be, but I too am taken. Right, Miko?

    Miko: *warbles into existance in what looks a bit like a heat wave* ...Right. *grumbles about the large number of youkai at the shrine, even if her daughter is one, too*
    8/06Guy: ...That's nice. Hello, hallucination. I must be really drunk. Or dreaming.
    8/06Reimu: F-father?

    Miko: Would you stop calling me that...?
    8/06Guy: *glances at her* ...You don't look like a guy...
    8/06Miko: I'm a goddess, fool. I gave Yukari a virgin birth, as the last Hakurei maiden died again, 28 years ago.
    8/06Guy: Roger that... My apologies. Never have seen one, so I wouldn't have noticed.

    (Guy is a pretty cool guy, eh talks trash to gods and doesn't afraid of anything)
    8/06(Seeing as she's on the human side, and he's still part human, she's slightly in favor of him. She hates youkai, and only recently began to reign it in)

    Miko: Hmph.
    8/06(Roger that. But as I said, he's still drunk. And he's hurting. So, he doesn't give a damn about anything at the moment)

    Guy: I don't remember you from the list, though.
    8/06Miko: I... have very few followers, as I died with none, and had nobody to spread the word of my faith...
    8/06Guy: Then why not appear before the village as the hakurei goddess? What's to lose?
    8/06Miko: I didn't have enough faith to manifest... However, with Mima alive again, my faithful doubled.
    8/06Guy: Well, ain't ya here talking to me? You could go and talk to everyone else instead?
    8/06Miko: I care not for being great in power anymore... My existance is tasked in ensuring that the Hakurei line stays around, and I've done that, even if only by two vigin pregnancies. After the second time the border began to crumble, I chose a more... sturdy target.

    Yukari: And I thank you for that, my love... *smiles*
    8/06Guy: But wouldn't you have greater success if you were more powerful? I'm just saying... Not that I care. Just want to stay down in the whole with mah pretteh spider...
    8/06Miko: I've only done anything twice in the 117 since Mima and I died, and I'll probably not need to again, as Reimu and Mima are both alive now. And they are both youkai... Very hard to kill the things - trust me, I'd know. I slaughtered a village of them, and most got back up.
    8/06Guy: Still, better to be prepared. And by slaughter, how do you mean? Somewhere from cutting them up to atomization? Eh, I'm still used to outside ideas, I suppose.
    8/06Mima: She cut them all into little chucks - even the children...
    8/06Guy: And they were able to regenerate from that? ...Impressive. *shivers a bit at the thought, either way*
    8/06Mima: Indeed.
    8/06Guy: Eh... if I didn't feel foggy. But since I don't think I'd be able to make smart words come out of mah mouth..
    8/06Yamame: Okay, that does it... Time to sober you up a bit... *jams her fangs into his arm, and begins filtering his blood*
    8/06Guy: *glubs as his blood is filtered again* Cactus juice... anybody got some?
    8/06*everybody raises a brow*
    8/06Guy: It's the quenchiest... *falls over asleep. Again. The wimp*
    8/06Kisume: Ahh, that was a fun six hours~ *comes back, finally*
    8/06Parsee: *walks back along with her, legs bowed slightly*
    8/06Koishi: *giggles* Had fun, did we?
    8/06Parsee: What? Jealous, satori?
    8/06Koishi: I am!
    8/06Parsee: *grins, her eyes flashing green* Good. That makes me happy.
    8/06Koishi: And Satori, and Rumia, and Mima, and- *gets a hand over her mouth by Satori*
    8/06Satori: Now Koishi... Don't be saying too much, or I won't let you play with Okuu.

    Parsee: *vicious grin*
    8/06Koishi: Aww...

    Yukari: *grins, as she was next on that list*
    8/06Parsee: *raises an eyebrow at Yukari*

    Satori: Exactly. You know I might just keep it all to myself, sister. It would be a rather nice thing to have, wouldn't it?
    8/06Koishi: N-no! *tears up, and her lip starts to tremble* Koishi wants love!

    Sanae: Hey, who's stealing Sanae's way of talking?!
    8/06Satori: Satori's sister is. She thinks Satori won't give her any love... But she knows that is not the case.

    Parsee: Why is everyone talking like this? Why is Parsee also? Got Parsee doing it now...

    Guy: *snores in a manner that sounds suspiciously like 'guy'*
    8/06Sanae: *pouts, and stomps her foot in annoyance*

    Kogasa: N-now, Sanae, you've got to calm down! *tries her hardest to restrain the furious little shrine maiden*
    8/06Satori: It's alright, Shrine Maiden. We're just teasing you a bit. No big surprises or stealing of lines, correct, Koishi? *gives her a shake as she emphatically gives her the thoughts on what to do*
    8/06Koishi: *blinks* *suddenly making out with Sanae*
    8/06Satori: *well, it sounds like she's not minding it too much* * don't know about the satori though...*

    Guy: *blearily looks up from where he was laying* ...Oh, Koishi's back to normal...
    8/06Yamame: Eheh... Just a bit... Before, she'd have stripped her by now.
    8/06Guy: *blinks* I... see. But why are Kogasa and Yukari watching them so... intently?
    8/06Yamame: *shrug*

    Yukari: *kiss my Sanae, will she...?*

    Kogasa: *Kiss my Sanae, will she...?*
    8/06Satori: *wait a moment... her Sanae?* *Koishi, keep doing what you're doing...* *I want to hear this*
    8/06Koishi: *ignores the gohei smacking her upside the head, and keeps kissing*

    Yukari: *If she doesn't stop kissing my mate, I'm going to impale her on my umbrella...*

    Kogasa: *If she doesn't stop kissing my mate, I'm gonna impale her on my umbrella...*
    8/06Satori: *...very interesting. Koishi, how do you feel about greivous wounds to your torso?*
    8/06Koishi: *I could live without 'em*

    Yukari: *pulls an eggplant umbrella from a gap*

    Kogasa: *readies her eggplant umbrella*
    8/06Satori: *because you're about to get stabbed if you don't stop in your actions*
    8/06Koishi: *eye blinks, and is suddenly gone* *pops back into sight by Satori*

    Yukari: *She'd better not touch my Sanae again...* *puts away umbrella*

    Kogasa: *She'd better not touch my Sanae again...* *opens umbrella, and twirls it on her shoulder*
    8/06Satori: *turns to Yukari* I apologize Kogasa for my sister's actions...
    8/06Kogasa: Hmph... *Next time I'm not giving any warning...*

    Yukari: Hmph... *Next time I'm not giving any warning...*
    8/06Satori: I'm sure you won't. I just ask that you not kill her. *Would make me have to take action, and probably kill myself in the process*
    8/06Yukari: *...Indeed it would, Satori.*

    Koishi: *Ehh?*
    8/06Satori: *Eh, ignore it Koishi. Yukari's cheating once again*
    8/06Yukari: *But I'm so good at it~ Plus, I only know how, because you let her examine your eye~ I mean, you did owe me that favor, as I found you each a daughter~* *Chuckles* *Though, that's not for a little while, that I find you a pair of humans~*
    8/06Satori: *eyes widen* D--d--d*--daughter?*
    8/06Yukari: *Indeed! They are outsiders that will wind up in hell by... accident... in a few days, to a week. I forget how long it'll be, exactly, as it's been over 20,000 years since I last heard of it.*
    8/06Satori: *waits a second, before breaking out in the largest smile possible* Family... new family... children. Koishi, we're going to have children!
    8/06*Everyone looks at Satori as though she's gone mad*

    Koishi: Erm... If you say so, big sister! *Odd...*

    Yukari: *Ohh, and nobody could hear our thoughts save for each other just now*
    8/06Satori: I don't care! *is too busy suddenly hugging everyone in sight, grinning like a maniac*
    8/06Koishi: ...You okay, big sister...? You're acting a bit insane...
    8/06Satori: *Yukari just said we'll be getting two humans who want to be our daughters!*
    8/06Koishi: *But... This is Yukari we're talking about... How can you be so sure...? ...And, for that matter, how did I not hear...?*

    Yukari: *Why, that's a good question~*
    8/06Satori: *stop isolating Koishi, Satori. Although, I don't think she's figured out what exactly you are yet*
    8/06Koishi: *Wha-what?! How can you hear us?!*

    Yukari: *I'm just a cute little karakasa who happens to be able to create an artificial satori eye through borders - it's internal, by the way~*
    8/06Satori: *like I said, she's cheating. Although, apparently we taught her in the future*
    8/06Koishi: *Really?*

    Yukari: *Indeed, you did~ Expect a pair of humans with a highly curious nature to end up in hell in under 10 days~*
    8/06(Renko and Maribel?)

    Satori: *I can't wait*
    8/06(Yep! There are the only humans that world work! XD)
    8/06(Poor Renko... Maribel will drive her crazy)
    8/06Yukari: *Ohh, yes you can - and you will~*
    8/06Satori: *You know perfectly well what I mean, Yukari*
    8/06Yukari: *lets her fan drop out of a gap and pops it open to hide a grin* *Ufufu... Do I, now~?*
    8/06Satori: *Yes I do. Or should I check with Kogasa and tell her, instead?*
    8/06Yukari: *Try and mess with time, and I'll simply go back and mute you~* *clacks the fan shut, revealing her sadistic grin*
    8/06Satori: *Who said anything about messing with time?*
    8/07Yukari: *It's by default messing with time, as I never learned of myself untill after going back in time... Thus far, only you and Reimu know, as you two are integral to time.* *shrugs*
    8/07Satori: *Interesting. I take it you wish for none of the others to know of this... As you are afraid of how much worse things could go if it does change*
    8/07Yukari: *More like I find it annoying to have to change it back... I mean, so long as you don't try and change what you know is the future, you'll be fine. I won't have to punish you.*

    Koishi: *Mnn... ahh...* *Shivers*

    Rumia: Eheh~ You like that, don't you~?
    8/07Satori: *Hrm... Interesting. And the only thing I know is that I'll have children... and I won't chnge that unless it was by accident...* *blinks* *Koishi, who's molesting you now? That youkai?*
    8/07Yukari: *That would be the most naturally skilled pervert, Rumia...*

    Koishi: R-right there... *pants*

    Rumia: Ufufu... You mean, like... THIS? *her hand becomes like a tentacle*
    8/07Satori: *Koishi, keep it under control. Either that, or blink* *Her own hands unconsciously go to cover her own special places*
    8/07Koishi: *B-but...! I... I can hardly think strait... She's.... s-so good...!* *arches back*

    Yukari: *and then you have our new goddess of pleasure, whose blessing caused continual, back-to-back orgasms for up to eight hours~*
    8/07Satori: *narrows eyes, and glances at Okuu* *Okuu, please take Koishi away. Don't want anything happening to her. *And I'd rather stay in control of my own facilities... I do not want to be forced to surrender myself in such a way*
    8/07Okuu: Unyuu! Okay, master! *smiles happily* *tries to go for Koishi, but gets deflected by the dimunulative youkai every try* U-unyuu...?

    Rumia: *all the while, keeps making Koishi feel good* *Has no thoughts at all, as far as Koishi and Satori are concerned*

    Koishi: S-so good...! *bucks slightly and drools*

    Mima: *looks at with envy* *I wish she'd do things to ME in public...*

    Rumia: *As if knowing what Mima wants, she quickly finishes off by vibratings and spinning her tendril randomly, and moves on to Mima* *Grins happily*
    8/07Satori: *sighs and looks at the catatonic Koishi left on the ground* I suppose I'll have to be carrying her home again... *throws her over her back, before summoning Okuu*
    8/07Yamame: Aww... Well, have a good night.
    8/07Satori: I shall try. After giving Koishi a good reprimanding. *leaves, confused pets at her side*

    Guy: *blinks wearily* What? What I'd miss.... *shakes his head* Did I conk out again?
    8/07Yamame: Maybe...

    Mystia: Chin~Chin~! *sets up cart, with the help of Wriggle and Aya*
    8/07Guy: Great... *blinks, before eyes widen* Crap... night-sparrow... Wait. Not human anymore. Right.
    8/07Mystia: I don't eat humans anymore anyways~ Plus, you're right next to the number one man-eater...

    Rumia: *pulls her face away from her honeyed feast* *waves* *digs back in*

    Mima: Mmm...! *shivers*
    8/07Guy: *tilts head, before looking away* Why do I get the feeling that is a horrible double entendre...
    8/07Mystia: Ohh, it is...

    Yuyuko: Mystia~ *hugs from behind*

    Mystia: *Flinches*

    Yuyuko: Have you been avoiding me~?

    Mystia: Ahah... n-no, why would I ever do that?

    Yuyuko: *Notices Rumia, and hides behind Mystia* Eep...

    Rumia: *slurp* Ohh, hey there, ghost lady!

    Mystia: *sigh* Stop being so scared of Rumia, already... I for one am thankful that she taught you a better way to eat...
    8/07Guy: *watches the byplay with curiosity, before turning to Yamame* Is everyone here afraid that someone else is going to eat them, given the chance?
    8/07Yamame: *shrugs* In one way or another, yes.
    8/07Guy: Well, ain't that lovely. Hrm... *eyes the lamprey on the barbie* I wonder...
    8/07Mystia: *notices his direction of looking* Would you like to buy an eel? *Grins happily, exposing the hundreds of needle-like teeth that filled her mouth*
    8/07Guy: *pointedly ignores her teeth as he slumps his shoulders* Sorry, got no cash on me, ever since I showed up in the underground.
    8/07Yamame: I have some money, if you want one or so. *smiles at Guy*
    8/07Guy: *blushes, before looking away awkwardly* If you are sure...
    8/07*smiles* I am. Mystia, We'll take for skewers of Lamprey.

    Mystia: Comin' right up! *flaps her way over to the cart, and adds another four the the grill*

    Yuyuko: Eep! *Passes through the ground, and ends up beside Mystia, cowering a bit*

    Mima: *arches back once more, before Rumia finally lets her rest*

    Rumia: *wipes mouth* You know, I only ate you up because I thought you were a horrible lover to her, Yuyu. I'm not about to tie you up with my ribbon, and make you temporarily mine, unless you want it~ *grins toothily*
    8/07Guy: *nods idly, before turning back to Mystia* So, pardon me for asking, but what exactly is the food chain supposed to be around here? Or food dodecahedron...
    8/07Mystia: What, your spider friend doesn't know...? Well, Yukari can do just about anything, Reimu and Mima keeps the peace, while Marisa... usually keeps the peace, but also can be a little...

    Marisa: *grins*

    Mystia: Y-yeah... A-anyways, It's mostly the strong eating the weak... The goddesses being pretty high on that list...
    8/07Guy: Indeed. Makes a lot of sense... *shakes his head* This is not what I had expected this land to be, though...
    8/07Mystia: What did you expect, mister spider~? *flips the meat*
    8/07Guy: A little less craziness... A lot more friendly humans... *shrugs* Definitely didn't expect to fall in love, though. *gives Yamame a warm look*
    8/07Yamame: *blushes and suddenly finds the grass she's sitting in to be interesting to watch*
    8/07Guy: *grins at her and puts an arm about her* Come on, don't be like that...
    8/07Yamame: *blushes and kisses him lightly*

    Mystia: Aww, such a cute pair you make...

    Wriggle: *stares at Yamame with caution*

    Aya: Ayaya, quite being such a scaredy cat, Wrigs! *grins*
    8/07Guy: *grins* And I'm glad to have her. Even if I'm the odd one in this land. And is the problem thar?
    8/07(Problem?)
    8/07(What is, sorry)
    8/07Yamame: *Notices wriggle* *jumps to feet, and hisses, taking a defensive pose with her legs all aimed at the firefly*

    Wriggle: *chitters slightly* *A number of insects start flying out from the brush, and form a cloud near wriggle*
    8/07Guy: *eyes widen and immediately gets between Yamame and Wriggle* Hey, hey, hey, what's the problem here? No need to be doing anything in particular...
    8/07Aya: *flips over Wriggle, and blows them each away with a gust of wind* Now, what's the issue...?
    8/07Guy: *crosses his hands over his face* I have no earthly clue. Yamame, what's the deal?
    8/07Yamame: She stole my chance at being the queen!

    Wriggle: Hmph, you were just too slow when our queen died. Early worm catches the bird, and such.

    Yamame: I was her favored one!
    8/07Guy: *tilts his head, gripping Yamame's hand* Queen of what, exactly?
    8/07Yamame: Of the insects!
    8/07Guy: Yamame... *shakes head* What I thought. But aren't spiders... 'not' insects?

    (I fully expect him to sleep on the couch tonight)
    8/07Yamame: I was still the general, back when I was a spider!
    8/07Guy: *decides not to argue semantics* And what was Miss... Wriggle, here, supposed to be?
    8/07Wriggle: I was a knight.
    8/07Guy: *raises an eyebrow* Really... *thinks back for a moment* And how long ago 'was' this? That must have been before my grandparents were even...
    8/07Yamame: *pouts* I'm only about 50, as a youkai, you know...!

    Wriggle: Same! *glares*
    8/07Guy: *holds up his hands* my apologies. Still, that's before my parents were born... I just hadn't imagined anything happening so recently. Especially when you mentioned knights.
    8/07Wriggle: I have 15 knights in all, and only one of them is looking at promotion to general.

    Moegi: (He's a pervy japanese beetle) *flys out of Wriggle's hair*

    Wriggle: That would be him.
    8/07Guy: Umm, roger that. *glances at Yamame* Umm... hello?
    8/07Yamame: *fuming silently*
    8/07Guy: Yamame... speak to me. Please.
    8/07Yamame: *looks at him with her now angrily glowing eyes*
    8/07Guy: *flinches, before holding his ground and staring back*
    8/07Yamame: *eyes dim, and she flinches back* S-sorry...
    8/07Guy: *grabs her by the shoulders, smiling softly* It's alright... trust me.
    8/07Wriggle: *gets annoyed that she's being ignored, and goes to join her friends*

    Aya: *In guy's face in a flash* So, ex-human, what is your opinion of being a youkai? *grins irritatingly wide* What do your diet consist of, and is that cute spider beside you the one who kidnapped you?
    8/07Guy: Nope. I was kidnapped by Moegi, whom I engaged in a grand battle above the sky. Riding a chariot made of electricity, we clashed for hours, my outside weapons matching blow for blow. Alas, bad luck came as I stepped on a rabbits foot, and I found myself faltering, and taken prisoner. It is only with the help of the Aki's, riding the Great Pumpkin through the air, powered by the leaves themselves, that I was able to escape down the hole and into the underground, where I was found by the fairest of maidens imaginable.
    8/07Aya: You know, if not for the Aki slip-up, I might have believed you! She's truely one goddess, but has two bodies these days.
    8/07Guy: *chuckles* Shucks. From what I read on the outside, they are two separate ones.
    8/07Aya: Ohh? We've been revealed to the outside? Anyways, they technically are two, but they were once one.
    8/07Guy: Roger that... And technically you have been, but most people think it's but a game...
    8/07Yukari: Ufufu~ *gaps guy* *gaps self*
    8/07Guy: *looks around where they are at* Oh, this is gonna be fun...
    8/07Yukari: *pops out of a gap and starts looking serious* Do try and avoid speaking of such things, Guy. I'd preffer this cat to not be let out of the bag, as the 3 devas think the 4th to be dead, and not doing... that... ...Plus, I do like the hush money~
    8/07Guy: I see... Heh, even youkai can be bribed. And why not let it out of the bag? It'd certainly be an interesting... development. And it would be upon the pain of death, correct?
    8/07Yukari: *snorts* Kill you? Over such a petty thing...? I'd rather just punish you~
    8/07Guy: *shivers* I fear for what such a thing would involve...
    8/07Yukari: Nothing too bad, well, for a youkai~ Just that I'll tell Yuuka that you've been bad, and that a whole day of punishment is needed~
    8/07Guy: *freezes* She's like... that? Here?
    8/07Yukari: Only if she think one needs it~ Or has an excuse~
    8/07Guy: *cowers in the corner, legs covering his face*
    8/07Yukari: Ohh, don't be like that~ She's actually quite kind, too~
    8/07Guy: Well, i've heared lots of things about her. So the slightest idea that they may be real...
    8/07Yukari: From people making things up about her, I'm sure~
    8/07Guy: True... Still, she's one of the people I'd rather not tick off, just on reputation.
    8/07Yukari: Well, that's reasonable. I mean, she DOES fine genocide to be fun...
    8/07Guy: Exxxactly. Although, that's why I'm so reluctant to believe all of this about the humans. I know plenty of decent ones on the outside.
    8/07Yukari: Well, they are all bitter... To enter this land without help, the world must forget about you...
    8/07Guy: Then how did I get in? I'm pretty sure someone remembers on the outside...
    8/07Yukari: Are you so sure?
    8/07Guy: *pauses for a moment, before sighing* I can't remember. Not really... When was the last I talked to my sister? My parents? My friends? I don't remember talking to them at all, but I know that I did...
    8/07Yukari: Well, maybe you forgot them all... That'd be enough to let you in...
    8/07Guy: *starts to freak out* But I know I had them. Know that I used to do everything with them. Just... why can't I remember...?
    8/07Yukari: Are you saying you don't want to have that lovely mate of yours? Your family will be... quite large in a year, you know. About 100 children, you know.
    8/07Guy: R-really? *blushes* So soon... And I'm not saying that I don't. Just... I wish I could have all of my family... I wish I could at least remember them...
    8/07Yukari: Well, it could be worse... You could have wound up in Rumia's cave, during spring! You'd have died of exaustion...
    8/07Guy: *shivers* True... But it could have ended up poorly in so many ways... I'm just glad I found such a good girl...
    8/07Yukari: Though, if you break her heart, I'll punish you myself~ All the underground youkai deserve some love...
    8/07Guy: *fearfully, looks up at her* Am I going to break her heart? You're from the future, or close enough...
    8/07Yukari: *raises brow* Ohh? Sharp one, you are. I never actually said that~ As far as I know, no.
    8/07Guy: I may be a guy, but I like to think I'm not an idiot. So good... I'd hate to break her heart... *tilts his head* Although, is there anything I could do to help her with this insect queen thing? It sounds like a rather big deal to her.
    8/07Yukari: Wriggle needs it more, even if it's next to useless *shrugs* The girl's weak, you know. You're physically stronger than her already...
    8/07Guy: Really? I didn't even imagine that... *looks down at his arms* Nah, no funny ideas. Although, how do you think I should talk to Yamame about it? If I may ask...
    8/07Yukari: Best to not speak of it, and just say things that make her happy~ I doubt either of you want an angry Aya on your hands... She's one of the strongest in the lands, you know.
    8/07Guy: Heh, well, at least she's not his girlfriend... But alright. I'll just distract her. Thanks... Ummm... *blushes* Really a hundred children?
    8/07Yukari: And that's just one pregnancy~
    8/07Guy: Wow... So she won't have human-like children? She have them born like spiders?
    8/07Yukari: Well, you haven't seen her... full form. All beastial youkai have such things.
    8/07Guy: Oh... I see. *shakes head* I keep thinking that she's a pretty girl with a few extra legs...
    8/07Yukari: Well, she somehow manages to stay cute, even while looking like a giant spider.
    8/07Guy: Well, I suppose I'll see soon, since it's almost full moon...
    8/07Yukari: Would you? You'll likely lose your senses...
    8/07Guy: Oh, that's right... not a human anymore... Yukari, can I be honest?
    8/08Yukari: Shoot.
    8/08Guy: I'm... terrified...
    8/08Yukari: Of?
    8/08Guy: Of losing myself. I don't mind what she's done to me... If we can be together, I'm all for it. But what if something goes wrong? What if something inside of me changes for the worse?
    8/08Yukari: Than it'd probably have changed by now... Usually such things would be one of the first changes~
    8/08Guy: Can... Can I trust you to be straight with me? I don't want to hurt anybody... Especially Yamame...
    8/08*shrug* Well, the odds are good that if you DID lose yourself, your fellow Youkai would hardly be the targets.
    8/08Guy: Well, you know what they say about he who fights monsters...
    8/08Yukari: You mean "fucks," I'm sure. Have yet to see you fight anything~ You're far closer to sex than battle~
    8/08Guy: *Snorts* I'd rather not say that. But I was going to finish, and say that the inverse might be as well as true. He who becomes monsters, and all that.
    8/08Yukari: Well, with my version, the inverse is quite true~
    8/08Guy: ...Call me a bit of a wuss, but I'd like to think that I don't do that to her...
    8/08Yukari: Wuss~ Wuss~ *smirks*
    8/08Guy: I'm trying to be good to my lady. And I'd rather not be a pervert, either.
    8/08Yukari: And yet it's obvious how badly she wants you~
    8/08Guy: You know how badly I want her too. But I want her to be my lady. That I can love... Not just a whirlwind of lust that dies out.
    8/08Yukari: As a youkai, you'll find that you'll be compelled to say with her~ Ahh, instincts can be wonderous...
    8/08Guy: Is it too much to ask for me to stay with her because I want to and because I love her, instead of because my other head tells me to?
    8/08(Well, I may be getting on a soapbox here... And because I'm a bit of a romantic, too.)
    8/08Yukari: Well, all sentient beings tire of eachother~ It's all a question of "How long," really.
    8/08Guy: I hope you're wrong... Because I'm operating on do death do us part.
    8/08Yukari: *shrugs* Well, you never know if either of you will be killed... *smiles sadly*
    8/08Guy: *eyes narrow* You do, though.
    8/08Yukari: Only because I lived through it once before... And a number of things I probably missed. Plus, in about 1000 years, I'll have gone back in time, ending my future knowledge.
    8/08Guy: You're avoiding the question, though. Does Yamame die?
    8/08Yukari: I don't go underground, really... All I know about you two is a scant few things of the future... For instance, I know that you have children, and that she's atleast alive 10 years from now. Kogasa very rarely meets her, and it's been 20,000 years since these things happened for me...
    8/08Guy: True... I suppose if you'd wanted to, you'd be able to get Satori to check... *sighs* But I suppose that's good enough for me. As long as she's happy...
    8/08Yukari: Plus, I'd sooner expect you to die, as you are quite new to being a youkai... That, and you had a rather close-call tonight~
    8/08Guy: Heh, true, I suppose. But I want to make sure. And what was it... Wriggle?
    8/08Yukari: Not quite. I mean that your newest transfusion nearly sent you into shock~
    8/08Guy: Oh, really? I hadn't imagined... *shivered* It hurt a lot...
    8/08Yukari: Imagine just how many diseases that girl technically has... She gave you pure blood, this time.
    8/08Guy: Oh... Bleh. *snorts* I suppose that means I've every STD imaginable, without even...
    8/08Yukari: Indeed! Though, they are hardly effecting you, as you're probably about 80% by now.
    8/08Guy: Well, at least I don't have to worry about giving them to her, since we have them already... Wait, so you mean it's safe for us now?
    8/08Yukari: *shrugs* No idea... probably, but I only vaguly know this.
    8/08Guy: Well... Perhaps I can start trying to give Yamame the children she wants.
    8/08Yukari: Well, have fun with that~ I'll be watching~ *a gap opens under him*
    8/08Guy: *falls down into it, plomping right back where he was* I'm sure you will...
    8/08Yamame: *hugs him* Ohh, that was the fastest gap kidnapping I've seen - not that I've seen many. What did she do that took only a split second...?
    8/08Guy: *hugs her back loosely* Just normal stuff. Making sure I'm treating you right, among other things... *gives her a significant look*
    8/08Yamame: Really...? That's nice of her...
    8/08Guy: Yeah. Who knew? I guess Yukari's just strange like that.
    8/08Reimu: Probably boredom. *shrugs* She does strange things when she's bored. ...Such as turning all of gensoukyo into fairies for a bit...
    8/08Guy: Yup, definitely sounds exactly like something she would do. *shakes head* crazy youkai...
    8/08Reimu: The human village sure wasn't happy about THAT, that's for sure...
    8/08Guy: Eh, she should leave them like that for a while. Or turn them into... pudding, was it?
    8/08Reimu: Puding...?

    Rumia: I'm a black puding, if that's what you mean~
    8/08Guy: Yeah, one of them! That'd be amusing...
    8/08Rumia: Sure, if you want everyone to be piles of jelly~
    8/08Guy: Wouldn't that be an improvement?
    8/08Rumia: Is that so~?
    8/08Guy: *waits a moment, before blinking* Isn't that your cue there, Mima?
    8/08Mima: I agree with Rumia, and say that it hurt like hell when I turned into one by accident.
    8/08Guy: *shrugs* Whatever you say, then. You're the expert on them. *glances at Rumia* Well, technically, she is, but whatever.
    8/08Rumia: Well, as my mate, I'd hope she would be~
    8/08Guy: *nods to Rumia, before glancing at the sky* How late is it?
    8/08Yamame: About midnight, I guess...
    8/08Guy: Oh. Really? I had barely noticed...
    8/08Rumia: Time flys when you're having fun!

    Mystia: Food's ready~
    8/08Guy: *stomach rumbles loudly, echoing around the shrine*
    8/08Yamame: Let's go get some food, Guy! *grins happily*
    8/08Guy: *blushes* Alright, Yamame. sounds like a great idea! *stomach grumbles again*
    8/08Yamame: *pulls him by the hand*
    8/08*lets her pull him up, and over to the grill*
    8/08Yamame: We're here for our four *smiles*

    Mystia: That'll be 400 yen~

    Yamame: *fishes out 400 yen* Here you go.

    Mystia: *hands a bag with four inside* Thank you, and have a nice day~
    8/08Guy: Thanks much, Mystia. *glances at the bag, suddenly remembering his new problem eating* Err, Yamame...
    8/08Yamame: Just pull a chunk off, and fill your mouth with acid... after that, you just have to suck it up.
    8/08Guy: Ah, gotcha... Seems a bit complicated, but I think I can try. *takes a bit of eel, and tears the side off before sticking it in.* Ohg magh gawsh... dish ish guud
    8/08Mystia: Eheh~ Well, I do try~! *toothily grins with a spark of joy in her eyes*

    Yamame: *bites one of hers in half, skewer, and all* Mmm...
    8/08Guy: *wisely shuts his mouth before making an inopportune comment* *as he does, lets the acid trickle down and start to dissolve*
    8/08*Oddly, it doesn't burn at all*

    Yamame: Mmm... *squirts a heavy dose of acid into her mouth, nearly instantly liquifying the bit*
    8/08Guy: *cautiously begins to suck it up. Oddly, he must have tastebuds inside, as it tastes good* Whaddya know...
    8/08Yamame: *happily sucks away at the acid in my mouth* *sighs happily* Hmm?
    8/09Guy: I didn't think it would taste good after I dissolved it...
    8/09Yamame: Well, if anything, it tastes better! *grins happily*
    8/09Guy: *shakes head* Nah, it tasted better before, at least to me. But the textrure is a lot of that...
    8/09Yamame: Well, it doesn't help that you had such a tiny little bite... *pouts*
    8/09Guy: I ate a good chunk of the fish... *sees the half of the one she bit* ...Oh.
    8/09Yamame: *giggles*
    8/09Guy: Damn... I can't believe I'm jealous... At least I won't ever have to worry about you not filling out your dress. *stops, before realizing what he said and blushes*
    8/09Yamame: M-my breasts aren't THAT small... *blushes bright red*
    8/09Guy: *is completely red when he looks away* Trust me Yamame, I've noticed.
    8/09*presses breasts into his back* Did you...?
    8/09Guy: Yamame! ...Here, where everyone can see us?
    8/09*drags one of her mandables across his neck*
    8/09Guy: *hisses* We shouldn't...
    8/09*drags the other one along his scalp*
    8/09Guy: *shivers and leans back into her chest, nuzzling slightly*
    8/09Yukari: Ufufu... *nowhere to be seen*

    Yamame: *freezes*
    8/09Guy: ...Dammit, Yukari...
    8/09Yamame: *retracts mandables, and pouts*
    8/09Guy: We'll get out rime together... Eventually.
    8/09Rumia: Aww, they stopped... *lets 95% darkness fade away from the tree she was watching from*

    Mima: Reminds me of you, back when we first met...

    Rumia: Heh, yeah... every time we got close to going in full, we were interrupted...
    8/09Guy: ...*facepalm* Alright, how many of you were watching? Wanna know how many closet perverts are here.
    8/09Aya: Ayayay~

    Wriggle: *sigh* Aya dragged me along...

    Marisa: And it was just getting hot, ze~!
    8/09Guy: ...*shakes head sadly* Please tell me that at least the miko wasn't watching...
    8/09Reimu: Mom forced me to a bit.
    8/09Guy: Alright! That's it! *picks up Yamame in his arms* I think it's time we had some privacy... Right, dear?
    8/09Yamame: *blushes* Y-yeah...
    8/09Guy: Let's. *shoots a glare at the rest of the crowd before letting his spider legs fall out of his dress and begin carrying them along quickly to the hole*
    8/09Yamame: *snuggles against his chest* I love you, Guy...
    8/09Guy: *lets one of his arms stroke her as he speeds through the woods* I love you too, dear. *lets the moment last for a bit longer, before continuing* ...I also had one more piece of news I wanted to tell you...
    8/09Yamame: ...What is it? *looks at with uncertainty*
    8/09Guy: Remember how you were talking about children?
    8/09Yamame: *blushes and smiles* ...Yeah...
    8/09Guy: Well, I've got it from a very good source that we'll have a hundred little mouths to feed in a year's time...
    8/09Yamame: *smiles* That's about what I expected! *kisses with a grin*
    8/09Guy: *kisses back, her happiness infecting him* I suppose I've got to get to work on giving you them, right?
    8/09Yamame: N-not yet... After that scare, I want you to be able to turn into a spider, first... When you're able to, you'll be ready...
    8/09Guy: *looks down, somewhat disappointed* You mean that this all... I still have more to do? The only thing I don't have yet is a spinnerette...
    8/09And I imaine that to be on par with your stomach changing...
    8/09Guy: ... *sighs* I'm ready to try again when you are... Just perhaps not quite so pure of blood?
    8/09Eheh... Sorry... Is now a good time?
    8/09Guy: Whenever you feel is best love. Just let me set you down, first...
    8/09Yamame: After we carry in the food, my cute mate. *smiles*
    8/09Guy: *blushes* Yeah, right... *smiles back at her* You're cuter, though
    8/09Yamame: *gropes his butt* I love you...
    8/09Guy: *turns beet red* Gwah! ...And you love to mess with me, too.

    (Sounds like the subconscious got out a bit?)
    8/09(Maaaaybe [Quite so~])
    8/09(Tsk tsk. Being naughty over there... [Have at it!])
    8/09*pinches his keister* Quite so! *grins*
    8/09Guy: Oh you little... The things you're making me want to do...
    8/09*grins cheekily*
    8/09Guy: If you're not careful, I'll have my way with you right here in the snow.
    8/09*giggles and wraps her arms around his neck* *kisses him deeply, her mandable playing with his*
    8/09*groans softly* Alright, if that's the way you want it... *kisses back, his own hands going to pinch her buttocks*
    8/09*Shivers slightly * Mmm...
    8/09*leans back and kisses her skin, letting his mandibles nip at her exposed neck*
    8/09*shivers harder, and exposes her neck fully for him*
    8/09*kisses more, before dragging his mandibles along her neck roughly. As he does so, he feels the urge to bite down rising*
    8/09*moans lightly, and squirms her hips ever so lightly*
    8/09*without a though, he gently bites down, piercing her skin with his mandibles. As he does so, he squeezes her tightly, bracing her against his arms*
    8/09*flinches* W-wait, y-you're touching my blood directly...! If you d-don't stop soon, you might still catch something horrible!
    8/09*at her words, slowly pulls himself out, before staring at the hole he made* I... I... *pupils begin to dilate as he begins shaking* I almost...
    8/09W-what...?
    8/09I almost... tried to... eat you... *sets her down gently, before scurrying away, shaking his head* No... Can't be... I'm a monster... tried to eat you...
    8/09Guy... We all have moments when our instincts get the better of us, even if you did try to eat your mate... Hmm... When we get home, I'll give you a nice big meal, okay? *offers her hand*
    8/09*looks up from where he curled up, face glistening slightly* Are... are you sure? You still trust me...? *hand unconsciously raises towards hers*
    8/09*grabs his hand, pulls him into her arems, and starts to run at speeds that guy couldn't even hope to match* Of course, silly. *kisses*
    8/09*looks at her in disbelief, before settling into her arms* I... Thank you. I love you...
    8/09Plus, I wouldn't taste good to you *grins* Very few youkai taste very good...
    8/09*looks down* But... Yamame... You 'did' taste good...
    8/09Ohh? I always figured I only tasted good to myself... *shrug*
    8/09Well, you did turn me using your own blood... *weakly smiles* Maybe that's why you taste good...
    8/09*blushes and stumbles slightly* M-maybe... It won't be long untill we get there, n-now...
    8/09Yeah... *buries his head into her, before closing his eyes and resting* That'd be nice... And we can eat the rest of the food, then.
    8/09*giggles, and jumps in the pit leading to her safety web without warning or hesitation*
    8/09*enjoys the wind rushing through his hair, and the sound of her laughter*
    8/09*slips through a hole, and grabs hold of a strand, using it like a gymnatic bar to not have the landing be quite as damaging* *sets him down* Okay, now to wrap them a bit! *picks up a rabbit, and begins to wrap it in silk*
    8/09*looks up from the ground, watching intently, before pausing* Did we forget the eels?
    8/09*looks about* ...Dammit...

    *Elsewhere*

    Reimu: *eats a skewer of barely touched eel*

    Yukari: You know, eating that will make you sick~

    Reimu: *coughs*
    8/09(XDDD Poor Reimu... Remind me to get her some food later)

    *sighs* Oh well. What to do about it?
    8/09Well, now that we don't have those, we could just liquify a rabbit or two... *wraps a second rabbit*
    8/09*tilts his head curiously, ignoring the churning in his stomach*
    8/09*drops the second one down the pit, and tosses the first one to him* *starts work on a third one* Just fill it with acid, and wait a bit, then drink it.
    8/09*cautiously digs his mandibles into it, letting the acid flow in*
    8/09*drops the third on and works on the last two rabbits* Okay, it should be done by now. *smiles*
    8/09*begins sucking again, and cringes at the raw flavor. Still, hungry, he keeps drinking*
    8/09*wraps up the deer*
    8/09*sucks it dry, before trying to figure out what to do with it*
    8/09Yamame: Alright, no we can head down! *smiles* Ohh, and you can just drop that...
    8/09*shrugs* Sure. *tosses it down the hole, laughing slightly as it bangs against the sides*
    8/09Yamame: *sighs and grabs him by the waist* Down we go! *hops through the grid*
    8/09Guy: *smiles and enjoys the flight down, content in the knowledge that she wouldn't let him get hurt*
    8/09Yamame: *starts to dig her legs into the side*
    8/09Guy: *extends his out to help her*
    8/09*they don't catch on the rock* You have to... do it with... all your might. *grunts, as they are only half slowed by this point, but nearing the floor*
    8/09Guy: *grunts loudly, his second set of eyes burning red, and stabs his legs into the rock*
    8/09*near instantly they stop* Wewh... There we go! *grins*
    8/09Guy: Glad you like... *grins back at her* I did well?
    8/09Yeah! We didn't cause a crater, and you reacted well to the situation!
    8/09Guy: *grins smugly, before looking down* Well, thanks... I suppose I'm learning by now...
    8/09*giggles* Now, let's get your a bit more blood, hmm? *smiles*
    8/09Guy: *fake exasperatedly* Alright, alright... someone's in a hurry.
    8/09*blushes and looks down* I-if you don't want to, th-that's fine... Sorry...
    8/09*chuckles, and pulls her closer* You know, if it was up to me, I'd be willing to just skip this and go to the good part...
    8/09*a blush covers her, and she stabs her fangs into her wrist*
    8/09*waits expectantly for her, baring both his neck and his thighs, whichever she decided to use*
    8/09*In a single blur of movement, she's between his legs, and has her fangs in his inner thigh*
    8/09*moans loudly, bowing his head back as the blood pumps through him one last time*
    8/09*gives him what she hopes to be his last sticky silk band-aid*
    8/09*flips himself over as he flops, his butt and lower back burning as something else tries to rise up from inside him*
    8/09*The area behind his single hole begins to tear open, as something forces it to make room, and a hole*
    8/09*two barbs begin to appear, settling on top of his large butt as a white substance begins to leak out. As it does, he hisses again*

    (Any other changes?)
    8/09(If he had any bones, they are gone by way of breaking down)

    *gives the strand of silk a gentle tug to see what might happen*
    8/09*freezes as it pulls out, his eyes rolling up in his head*

    (Just asking. Was tempted to pull other changes, but there'd be no point.)
    8/09*grins* Do you like that?
    8/09*pushes his head up, trying to look at her* Y-yes...
    8/09*tugs gently for more than a split second* Really...? *smirks* Because I can stop, if you like~
    8/09*loudly moans, jerking against the ground as he shivers* N-n... No s-s-stop...
    8/09*lets the strand drop* Okay! *grins sadistically* But only because you said to stop...
    8/09*looks up, an odd look coming in his eyes* Yamame... Please
    8/09"Please," what? *Smiles*
    8/09*pleads with all four of his eyes on his face* Keep... pulling... my... silk. Feels so good...
    8/09*pulls slightly faster and doesn't do just a tug, but a continuous pull* Like that? *smiles*
    8/09*pupils get really small as he jerks at her, his dragon fully out, larger and thicker than it had ever been* 'Yeeeeeessssssssss.......
    8/09*slows down, as the sight distracts her* W-wow... *gets slightly excited at the thought of mateing him*
    8/09*moans in disappointment as she slows down* No, don't stop... Don't you stop...
    8/09*tackles him the rest of the way to the ground and starts to kiss him, while still pulling his string a bit
    8/09*kisses back greedily, pushing against her as one hand seeks out her own silk to pull on*
    8/09*instinctively rubs against his meat gun, while still pulling his silk* mmm...
    8/09*pulls her sillk out slowly, while one hand moves up to massage her chest. breaking away, he grins* Nope, definitely not small...
    8/09*pants and twists her hips against him, rubbing against him very well* Mmm...!
    8/09*bucks against her, making her dress begin to ride up and expose her legs* *as he does, he leans back in, kissing her as deeply as possible*
    8/09*has a tongue and mandable battle with him, her head getting hazy all the while*
    8/09*lowers his hands to her dress, shoving it up out of the way while his own is exposed, showing off his dragon. Before he makes a move, he looks up at her, asking as ardor drips from his voice* Are you... are you ready?
    8/09*eyes go wide in realization* I-I... U-umm... I... G-g-go ahead... *Smiles timidly*
    8/09*smiles back, shaking as he lowers himself. Before he goes any farther, he leans down to kiss her* I love you.
    8/09*smiles with tears in her eyes* I... I love you, too...
    8/09*kisses her gently once again, he braces himself with all of his legs* Let's become one now... my mate... *lowers himself down, placing his tip against her core, and begins to push in slightly*
    8/09*trembles lightly* S-so this wo-would be the mateing hole...?
    8/09*nods to her* Yes... You might call it a cave that the dragon is claiming... *doesn't laugh at his own weak pun, and pushes in a little bit further, barely able to fit even this far* So... tight...
    8/09O-oww... *clenches up*
    8/09*immediately stops, watching her closely* Are... are you... ok?
    8/09*eyes water lightly* Y-yeah... I-I'm fine! Just... a teeny bit of pain, is all...
    8/09*immediately hugs her, just holding her close* Tell me if I mess up, though... *begins pushing in slowly, finally sinking up to half of his length in her*
    8/09*stiffens as he breaks the last of her virginity she gained from becoming a youkai*
    8/09*feels that part of her break, and realizes what he had gone through. Holding her in the hug, he waited until she was ready to go again*
    8/09*flinches at the sudden stop* W-wha... What...?
    8/09*smiles at her* I was just making sure you were ok. But if you already want more... *leans down hard, letting himself enter into her all the way*
    8/09*squirms slightly* Ghh... s-so... much...
    8/09*lets a sigh pass his lips* You have no idea... so tight... I think you made me just perfect, able to fit you... *begins to pull back out, slowly torturing her*
    8/09Haa-! *covers her mouth, so as to block the beautiful voice she was letting out*
    8/09*smirks at her, stopping right before he pulls out* Were you going to say something, there?
    8/09*shakes head with a blush*
    8/09*reaches forward and pulls her hands off* I want to hear that pretty voice of yours... *as he does so, he quickly thrust in, taking very little time to fill her once more*
    8/09Ahh...! *shudders hard*
    8/09*begins to slowly pull out, teasing her, before thrusting back in. one hand moves up to play with her spinnerette, slowly pulling out silk as he continues to thrust*
    8/09Haa...!! *squirms about at all the pleasure*
    8/09*begins to move faster and faster, as he feels the urge building up in his loins*
    8/09*Her tongue luls out of her mouth with every pant*
    8/09*can't help but smile at her, as he suddenly stiffens, his dragon throbbing* Yamame... I'm coming...
    8/09*flinches as the first squirt fires off into her depths* nnm...! Hnn... *shivers*
    8/09*keeps firing, thrusting harder and harder with every spurt*
    8/09*has a dazed look at the wonderous inner warmth* Mmm...
    8/09*still moaning, he leans down and kisses her deeply, as he releases one last, large load into her*
    8/09*feels belly, enjoying how warm and slimy her insides feel*
    8/09*collapses on top of her, panting slightly as he reaches up to cup her face* I... I...
    8/09*smiles* Now we're... *tears up* Truely mated... *holds him close*
    8/09*wraps up with her, all of their limbs making a pile of flesh as they lay* Yes we are, my love... *presses his forehead against hers* Nothing will separate us now.
    8/09W-well, unless we can't keep the children from eating us...
    8/09*stares at her for a moment, before sighing* I suppose there is that... But don't be so morbid... *looks up at her, smile splitting his face* We're going to have children...
    8/09(perfect way to ruin the mood there. :P)
    8/09Many. So many...

    (I do try)
    8/09*nods, for a moment* So many little ones... I wonder if they will be as pretty as their mother...

    (What do you enjoy more? Making the mood, or ruining it?)
    8/09(Ruining it~ Has to be made to be ruined)

    Maybe... Well, the female ones, atleast... It'd be cruel to wish that of the males...
    8/09*chuckles, before kissing her cheek* True. You always do cut straight to the middle of it.

    (You know, you're cruel... [Not like I really mind-] Shut up.)
    8/09[I could always be actually cruel~ *yuuka grin*]

    Though... I'm sure the males will look like you, Guy. *happily smiles* Also, untill spring, the odds of conception aren't that great... So don't get your hopes up...

    (It's that way from all youkai in my world)
    8/09(Makes sense. They are animals. Well, animal based. And is it bad I was somewhat piqued at that offer?)

    *smiles back at her* Well, that means we have plenty of time to practice. And maybe we'll get lucky.
    8/09(Nope~)

    A-and spring in right around the corner...
    8/10(Just don't have too much fun teasing me... I know you will anyway, so why bother?)

    *smiles widely and warmly* And the full moon is soon, so we're ready...
    8/10*smiles* Want me to bind you to a wall when the time comes? A lot can happen in 2 hours of insanity, as new youkai can't resist it...
    8/10*raises his eyebrow* What would I end up doing?
    8/10With those legs, you could reach the human village... Need I say more?
    8/10Ohh... *blanches* Yeah... Good idea... *hugs her tightly, whimpering slightly at the thought*
    8/10*pats his back* There, there...
    8/10I guess I'll just have to depend on you to protect me... Even from myself.
    8/10*smiles* I'll work on armoring your dress in the morning. It's why my outfit is so thick - it's made of layers upon layers of silk...
    8/10*nods tiredly* And I might be able to help... Make the silk at least...
    8/10...Hey, why don't we go to bed now? *smiles* We can talk in the morning. *undoes hair, and begins to pull the dress over her head, exposing the reminder of the nights pleasures that were still dripping from her*
    8/10That might be a good idea... *takes his own dress off, exposing his entire body for the first time since he grew all of his legs, strong and with rather noticeable muscles. For spider legs, at least. Still, he can't help but watch her undress, wondering if they had indeed taken hold*
    8/10*with the outfit over her head, she blushes* W-why do you have to look at me every time I undress...?
    8/10*blushes* Because you're so gorgeous... I can't hardly resist looking at such a vision of beauty...
    8/10*blushes and scuries into the pile of sheets*
    8/10*laughs and follows her under, wrapping his arms around her* ...Gotcha...
    8/10Mmm... Eheh... Y-yeah... *blushes, as he was currently hugging her around the breasts*
    8/10*grins at her reaction and nuzzles her* No more of that... I'm not sure I could get it up again.
    8/10*smiles and loves that she smells of him*
    8/10*sighs and pulls her close* But, let's sleep now, my mate... We can try again tomorrow, if you'd like.
    8/10*kiss* Okay *snuggles in against him*
    8/10*pecks her cheek and lays his head on hers, pulling her as close as possible and closing his eyes*
    8/10*Falls asleep with a smile*
    8/10(Aww.... And hooray! Made it through day 3! XD)
    8/10(Hehe)
    8/10(...Well, guess what. We have 4 computers in this household, and which one must they use all the time? -_- So, what ya be wanting to do next?)
    8/10(No idea... It's your turn, so it's up to you ;P)
    8/10(Hrm... Ok. Flirt with pretty spider, [or flirt with pretty writer?] Give me bit to think...)
    8/10(Hehe. [Why not both~] Eep! S-shut up *tries to get the boxed text to shut up by force*)
    8/10*wakes up, eyelids drooping as he watches the sleeping form of his mate*

    (Poor thing... *pats her shoulder gently* [*and her butt too*] You don't have to do such to your subconscious...)
    8/10(Mmm... [Yeah, just like that~])

    *her chest slowly rises and falls with every breath*
    8/10(Oh? *grins* You want a massage for your shoulders? [or your butt?])

    *smiles and pulls her close, hands wrapping about the bottom of her breasts*
    8/10(Y-yeah, that's be fine... [So long as it's the latter option~])
    8/10*shivers slightly at the touch*
    8/10(*smirks* If you insist... *puts his hands on her shoulders and starts slowly rubbing*)

    *grins and strokes the underside of them both*
    8/10(*Quivers lightly* Mmm... [So good~ Harder!])

    (Wait, them both?)

    Mmm...! *legs shift about slightly*
    8/10(*Pushes down hard into your flesh, deep into the muscle)

    *continues to tease with both of his hands, before flicking one of her nipples lightly*
    8/10(*moans gently and pants lightly*)

    Mmm... *twitchs with the sudden flick*
    8/10(*begins to move down your bag, massaging every inch reachable*)

    *chuckles, before moving to cup her breasts, squeezing slightly*
    8/10*legs pull him closers and moans a bit*

    (*Arches back in enjoyment*)
    8/10*laughs lightly and squeezes firmer, drawing out the feeling*

    (*reaches your butt, giving it a light tap on her cheeks*)
    8/10(*flinches* Mmm...)

    *tongue luls a bit, and begins to pant*
    8/10*grins* Enjoying yourself? *begins to massage her buttcheeks before she answers*

    *doesn't see her face, but continues to play around with her, kissing between her shoulder blades*
    8/10(*pushes against* Mmm...! A-ahh... W-w-wha... [More, more, mooore...!]
    8/10*shivers from the kiss and moans from the playing*
    8/10(*keeps pressing harder into her, growing harder at her sounds*)

    *decides to go ahead and pulls out the big gun, and reaches one hand for her spinnerette, giving the silk the tiniest of tugs*
    8/10*bucks gently*

    (*pushes into the attention while biting lip*)
    8/10*begins to slowly pull out the silk, taking inch after inch with the lightest of touches*

    (*one hand begins to slip around as the other continues to play around*
    8/10*squirms* Mmm...!!

    (Mmm...! [M-more...])
    8/10*keeps pulling it out, now going harder and faster*

    (*grins* really? You mean you want... *lightly touches the inner thigh* That?)
    8/10(*shivers and bites her lip gently* N-n-no... [Yes, so very much...])
    8/10(*gives a heavy sigh* Well, if you don't... *drags hand lightly down leg, away from it*)
    8/10*pulls him close with her legs* Mmm...

    (W-w-wait...! [Please...])
    8/10(Oh? What is it?)

    *begins to press into her back with his dragon*
    8/10(I-I umm... *blushes*)

    *rubs against it slightly*
    8/10(*leans down to breathe in ear* Yes...?)

    *smiles and pulls once more, whispering softly* Wakey wakey, Yamame...
    8/10(*shoulders tense up* W-w-well... U-umm... I... Yes...)

    *twitches at having her name called*
    8/10(*traces back up once more, getting dangerously close* Yes what?)

    *whispers a bit more loudly* Yamame...
    8/10*twitches and scratches at the air*

    (A-ahh... U-umm... Please t-t-touch me...)
    8/10(*chuckles, and then finally places a hand down, lightly stroking just inside* If that's what you want...)

    *leans over to kiss her on the mouth, letting his mandibles scrape her gently*
    8/10([Finally!] Mmm...)

    *spears the air in front of her with a leg* Mmn...
    8/10(*leans further in, beginning to gently probe with my finger*)

    *grins, and gives a firm yank on her, seeing if he can get a good reaction*
    8/10Ahh...! *wakes up*
    8/10*chuckles* Good morning...
    8/10Eheh, good morning *smiles*
    8/10*smiles back* Pleasant dreams?
    8/10*blushes a bit* Y-yeah... *smiles*
    8/10*nuzzles her, while giving her another quick tug*
    8/10Koishi: *Satori~ Where are you...?*

    Yamame: M-mm...!! *shivers*
    8/10Guy: *grins, and continues to play around*

    Satori: *crawls along the ceiling, muttering about crazy sisters*
    8/10Yamame: Ahh... *moans*

    Koishi: *looks up* *Why are you being such a Wriggle, Satori...?*
    8/10Guy: *leans in and begins to kiss once again*

    Satori: *ignores her, hoping that she does not spot her in the low light*
    8/10Yamame: *wraps legs around* Mmm...

    Koishi: *I know you're there, Satori... You're thinking things still, you know...*
    8/10Guy: Heh... *grins at her* Enthusastic this morning?

    Satori: *...*
    8/10Koishi: *Am I going to have to light the ceiling up with danmaku...?*

    Yamame: I-I can't help i-it... *blushes*
    8/10Guy: To be honest... neither can I.

    Satori: *After this morning? You sure might have to...*
    8/10Koishi: *tosses a phalic danmaku at the spot that she thinks Satori is, and flys up to catch her*

    Yamame: *smiles*
    8/10Guy: *nuzzles her, sighing* So, when will you... know?

    Satori: *watches it impact the ceiling in front of her, before cursing and dropping from the sky to fly away*
    8/10Koishi: *catches her* Gotcha! Now, what is it that's bothering you?

    Yamame: A-ahh... I guess I'll try and lay eggs now, if you like... No idea if they'll be fertile, but still...
    8/10Guy: *tilts his head* So, that's how it is going to... *Sighs* I thought you could give live birth... *grins slightly* I suppose that means I'll have more little ones to look forward to.

    Satori: *grumbles and faces her* Besides trying to screw around with Okuu in such a manner?
    8/10*tilts head*

    Yamame: W-well, this way they are safer...
    8/10Satori: Trying to make her think it was alright to shove... 'that' into her...

    Guy: *smiles at her* Whatever makes you happy, dear...
    8/10Koishi: ...That rod thing she seems to like to carry around? By the way, what IS that?

    Yamame: Plus, if they hatched inside of me, they'd eat me from the inside, out... *reaches for her nethers and begins to push, untill an egg winds up in her hand. It's transparent, and an icy blue*
    8/10Guy: *shakes head* Human birth doesn't work that way... *looks at it* Is it...?

    Satori: That is her control rod. IT regulates her powers. It is NOT a dildo!
    8/10Yamame: *shrugs* I'll have to keep an eye on it, and add another every time we mate... And then, if one does end up ferlalized, I'll lay the rest.

    Koishi: ...What's a dildo? Sorry, I've kinda been pretty much mentally in a coma for the last 400 years... In that time, this must be one of the things you learned of...
    8/10Guy: Roger that... *ears perk up* Did you hear something?

    Satori: It is... it is... *face turns red* Something that you were quite fond of. A device used as a substitute for a males's genitals...
    8/10Koishi: Was I? Interesting... So, if that is so, I should have some of these things in my room, right?

    Yamame: No? *sticks the egg to the ceiling*
    8/10Satori: *crosses her arms* That is assuming that I didn't have Orin remove them all.

    Guy: I hear... the satori. *stands up on all his legs* They are near.
    8/10Yamame: Really...? I don't hear a thing... *gets dressed and ties her hair back*

    Koishi: If that is so, I'll just have to make a danmaku like that~ *a glowing pink penis appears in her hand* Just had to work off of what I know of penises! *grins*
    8/10Satori: *eyes widen and immediately begins to float farther away* Almost as bad as the rabbit...

    Guy: *eyes widen* Oh dear... you do not want to hear it then... It's creepy...
    8/10Yamame: Ehh? Creepy how?

    Koishi: *a number of penises block the direction that Satori was headed* Rabbit?
    8/10Satori: *sighs* The damn rabbit up in the forest. In love with suppositories.

    Guy: It involves... penises. *cringes*
    8/10Yamame: ...Koishi's around? *hops down the hole, to go see what's happening* Follow, if you dare!

    Koishi: Huh... I guess I should go pay her a visit some time~
    8/11Guy: *shouts* Let me get some clothes on first! *grabs his dress and dons it before following her down, reluctantly*

    Satori: What... Oh, of course you would...
    8/11Yamame: *Swiftly making way down the hole* *The hell's going on out here...? I hope I was right, and penises was linked to Koishi...*

    Koishi: *giggles*
    8/11Satori: *facepalm* Miss Kurodani, please do not think of that word and my sister in the same sentence again.
    8/11Koishi: But it's quite true, sister~ *Penis danmaku appear all over the vacinity*

    Yamame: ...Ohh, my... *blush* *So many dragons!*
    8/11Satori: *blinks* Dragons? *hits all of the danmaku with some of her own to cancel it out*
    8/11Yamame: * gets distracted by thinking about Guy's dragon, and how nice it is*

    Koishi: *blinks* Huhuhu... I know just the thing~ *Makes Guy's shaped danmaku near Yamame*
    8/11Satori: *is caught up with her thoughts, and can only stare at the danmaku* ...oh. Oh, my... is that...
    8/11Yamame: Ohh... *looks at all of them with a bit of desire in her eyes* S-so many...
    8/11Satori: There... are... *turns to Yamame* is he...?
    8/11Yamame: Ehh? *looks to Satori, a bit confused*
    8/11Satori: If he... 'is'... that big. *turns to her* You're one lucky girl...
    8/11Yamame: *blushes* I-is that particularly... big...?

    Koishi: *blink* It's so thick, and looks like it'd be a really, really nice one~
    8/11Satori: *finds herself drooling slightly, as she stares along* Be glad that I know he loves you... Or I might have tried to take him myself.
    8/11Yamame: ...Though, had you tried that, wouldn't he have lost that part when he became your daughter...? Or... do you mean as in right now...
    8/11Satori: It would have been as my concubine, if you must know... *shivers* We don't reproduce in that manner, but this body still feels...
    8/11Yamame: W-well, if he's okay with it, you could ask... I mean, all him being my mate means is that I'm the only one he can reproduce with... So long as he still does his duties, I don't see why he can't be a... *What was it...?* Well, that. *smiles happily*

    Koishi: *drools*
    8/11Satori: *blushes at the thought* Y-you are certain? What am I saying, of course you are...

    Guy: *finally shows up, huffing slightly from the exertion. in his hurry, the dress had come undone, letting him be seen by all who looked at him* Whaddid I miss?
    8/11Koishi: *looks at him hungrily. Well, not HIM, but part of him*
    8/11Satori: *joins her sister, also licking her lips as she stares*

    Guy: *eh, what's going on?* *glances at Yamame* Love, what's going on here?
    8/11Yamame: Ahh, well... they want you to... u-umm... make them feel good. I don't mind, if you wish to. *smiles* You'll still be mine, after all...
    8/11Guy: *blinks* Wait, you mean... *pales* But I'm... I'm yours. Not theirs... I swore to be yours... none others...
    8/11Yamame: If you don't want to, you don't have to. I'm just saying that they seem to... be interested in you for such things.
    8/11Guy: *blushes* Not that I'm not flattered, but I'd rather... not.
    8/11Koishi: *pouts* Aww...

    Yamame: Okay! *kisses his cheek*
    8/11Satori: *disappointed* Are you... sure? It would please me greatly...

    Guy: I promised myself to Yamame, and that's who I shall stay loyal to.
    8/11*From a gap on the ceiling, some random youkai man falls into Koishi's arms*

    Koishi: Ehh? *realizes he's wearing the dress of a fairy, and that he seems to be a horse youkai* *drools a bit*
    8/11Satori: *sighs, and turns away* At least consider... Well, do not consider that. *At least Guy is one that we know, albeit only slightly. Compared to random horse youkai that fall from the sky.*
    8/11Koishi: *happily hugs the youkai, not listening*
    8/11Satori: *shakes her head* What am I going to do with you...
    8/11Koishi: By the way, I wonder when those humans you spoke of will arive~? *blinks and grins at Satori* There are many things you could do with me...
    8/11Satori: But only because you are my sister. I will not do such things with such a complete stranger. *sniffs* Besides, no telling what we could catch from him.. And I do not know. Only when they arrive, will we know.
    8/11Yamame: *sniff* I smell nothing that can be caught, if that helps...

    Koishi: See? *grins*
    8/11Satori: T-that's not the point! I wouldn't do such a thing with him!
    8/11Koishi: *grips his floppy friend and wiggles it about, doing a bit of badly done ventriloquism* {Come play with me, big si- Satori!}
    8/11Satori: *doesn't even glance at it, without the hint of a blush on her face* Give it up, Koishi. I'm not interested in that.
    8/11Koishi: Aww... You're no fun!
    8/11Satori: Indeed, I am not. There's no way you could have me do something like that.
    8/11Koishi: *grins* Though, if I were to have him as a guest for, say, two days, wouldn't you know him just as well as Guy~?
    8/11Satori: *blushes to herself, turning away* ...that's different...
    8/11Koishi: How, hmm...? *giggles* Is it that you just happen to like Guy~?
    8/11Satori: Of course I like Guy! He's treated Yamame so well, and for a... 'former', human, he's rather kind to us...
    8/11Koishi: *grins* It's good to be honest~ Welp, now I'm done with this prop! Thanks, Yukari~ *a gap opens before Koishi, and she drops the mostly alive cross-dresser in*

    Yukari: See ya around~ At the rate those two are going, expect the humans tomorrow, or the next day~

    Koishi: Will do! *grins*
    8/11Satori: W-wait! It's not like I actually care for him, like that... *the blush on her face tells otherwise* He's just a nice guy.
    8/11Koishi: Reaaaally~? *grins*
    8/11Satori: *stamps her foot on the ground* Yes, reeeally! *third eye blinks*
    8/11Koishi: *notices* Ohh? *smirks* Are you suuuure~
    8/11Satori: Yes I am suuuuuure! *eye blinks again* Sure that I want to fuck him until he can't move~! *claps her hands over her mouth as she realizes what she just said*
    8/11Koishi: *grins wickedly* Are you, now~?
    8/11Satori: Stop this Koishi, or I'll *blink* ride his dragon all night long until I suck up all of his go juice! *bites on her fist to keep from saying anything, staring at Yamame, slightly fearful*
    8/11Koishi: *Giggles*

    Yamame: ...Is she... okay...?
    8/11Guy: *can't believe that she just said all that, and is now just staring openly*

    Satori: *flushes, and looks away* I... I am perfectly fine. My subconscious merely raised a few objections. *eye blinks* Like I wanna raise that mighty meat staff!
    8/11Koishi: My, you sure are blinking a lot, huh...?
    8/11Satori: I-it's because of you, I think. Being in touch with your mind....
    8/11Koishi: Or maybe it's because you were denying your subconcious thoughts~
    8/11Satori: I have n-not denied anything! *blinks, but stuffs her fist in her mouth immediately*
    8/11Koishi: *chuckles* You lack balance, sister~ I haven't blinked in a fair bit, as I'm embracing my subconcion~
    8/11Satori: Then what are you suggesting that I do? Find me some random oni or kasha and screw them halfway to unconsciousness?
    8/11Yamame: You... could seek out Rumia.

    Koishi: Who's that?

    Yamame: She was at the after-incident festival. She had short blonde hair, and a red ribbon. I hear that she's... very willing to assist in the ache of spring, or anything of that sort.
    8/11Satori: I know of her. And the answer is no. *sighs* If what my body wanted was a woman, than it would have been satisfied long before. And while she may be able to satisfy it, my heart would still feel the ache.
    8/11Koishi: *Makes another Danmaku, this time strapped to her pelvis* I could help!
    8/11Satori: *twitches* It doesn't work like that, Koishi...
    8/11Koishi: Aww... *pouts* No fun... *dissipates the Guy-like penis* Well, we could always go to the human village, and see if any of them are as kind as Guy! *grins*
    8/11Satori: *twitches* I suppose we could... Although, the odds of that are... slim. Especially if one is as *blink* hung as well! I think I would split apart if I used it, and love it the whole time~
    8/11Koishi: My sister, the deviant... *crookedly grins* It shouldn't matter, so long as it's as big as you are tight~ Anything more, and it's pointless pain~
    8/11Guy: *glances at Yamame, unsure of what to do in the awkward situation*

    Satori: No, don't even, I should... And maybe I am! AFter all, someone had to keep you straight for so long... I never got any time to myself...
    8/11Yamame: *shrugs at Guy*

    Koishi: Well, let's get going~ We haven't all day~
    8/11Satori: All right... Goodbye, you two. Sorry for the trouble. *floats away, still unable to look at anyone without blushing. Especially Guy*

    Guy: *after they get out of earshot, sighs* Well, that was incredibly awkward. *looks at her ruefully* Didn't imagine you would consider pimping me out, though.
    8/11Yamame: If it would make you happy, I'd do many things. *shrugs* ...By the way, what's a pimp?
    8/11Guy: *blinks, before blushing* ...Not easy to describe. You know how some people have sex with others for money? *can't believe he's having this conversation*
    8/11Yamame: ...Nnnno? I don't see why one would do that for money...
    8/11Guy: *sighs* It's a difficult concept, i suppose. For one so innocent... *shakes his head* Well, a pimp is someone who 'manages' those who have sex for money, and takes a percentage of the cut...
    8/11Yamame: Why don't they just manage themself...?
    8/11Guy: *scratches back of his head* They can if they're smart... But the ones that need them are often on so many drugs, that they can't think straight.
    8/11Yamame: Drugs?
    8/11Guy: Oh boy. This might take a while...
    8/11(Woohoo! Just got to 7k hits!)
    8/11(Ehh?)

    Yamame: Well, we've all the time in the world...
    8/11(Nuttin, just celebratin' a bit)

    Guy: Well, do you know what medicine is? Not the youkai, but a... Well, it's a type of drug.
    8/11(Is that just for SS, or...? It seems oddly low, to me... XD; I always figured you to be far more popular, henestly.)
    8/11Yamame: I've... heard the word before... *blushes*
    8/11(Just for SS, yeah. I can give ya the others, if you'd like to know how many read 'em. No skin off of my back, if ya do.)

    Guy: *tilts head at her odd reaction* What is it?
    8/11(Sure! XD I'm curious now...)

    Yamame: I, umm... I only know of the word due to the doll with that name...
    8/11Guy: *watches her closely* Still, that is an... odd, reaction... You've met her before?

    (Well, SS just got 7k. Touhoumon is at 651. Repository is 639. In comparison, Sanguine Spirits is at 2181, Shining light is at 7848, Spangled Silver is at 11099, and Shoals of Dust is at 45796. As for the oneshots, Magineer is at 413, and Conversation is at 833)
    8/11(Jeez... that last one almost doubles the views on DoP! XD Good! It's good that you have more views~ I think you deserve them, really - you're the best author I know.

    Yamame: Well, she was surprised when I didn't drop dead, really... I'm immune to just about anything, as my constitution is on the level of an oni...
    8/11(Thanks. I'm glad you like it so. And I like to put it this way: Wouldn't I rather be in the fandom that gave me 127 reviews for 7k hits, rather than the one who gives 122 for 46k? It just seems a lot more intimate. It just seems to me that everyone is a lot more involved. ...Just wish Touhoumon would have more, but oh well. That's why I'm working on chapter 9, now.)

    Guy: Oh, I see. the poison doll was... impressed with you, I take it? Or angry?
    8/11Yamame: I think she wanted to learn how I do as I do, but I wasn't about to teach her how to spread disease! It's a rather simple skill, really. *exhales a very light bit of green mist*
    8/11Guy: *sucks it in, and gives a sigh of pleasure* ...It does feel nice...
    8/11Yamame: ...A day ago, you would have gone into anaphalactic shock from that.
    8/11Guy: A day ago, I was still mostly human... But now I feel... Alive.
    8/11Yamame: And you will continue to be, untill the day you are killed. *smiles*
    8/11Guy: *sticks his tongue out* Silly. But you know what I want to do?
    8/11Yamame: What? *smiles*
    8/11Guy: I want to see just what I can do.
    8/11...How so?
    8/11Guy: I don't know... What am I supposed to be able to do?
    8/11*ticks off fingers* Make a web, poison, see in the dark, spread disease, plague, and pestulance, and climb surfaces, I guess?
    8/12Well,I know I can climb... and I can hear really well... So take your pick.
    8/12*shrugs* You could help me spread the web some...
    8/12Sounds good with me! *grins* make a giant fortress...
    8/12*giggles* *bounces on the web once, and then uses it as a trampoline onto the ceiling* Need help getting up?
    8/12*bounces once, twice, and thrice, before slamming into the ceiling* Mein kopf...
    8/12*giggles and begins to crawl across the ceiling, untill they reach the edge of the safety net*
    8/12*follows behind her, before looking down* Ok, webspinning 101 now
    8/12*drops down, and catches the edge of the web, swinging back up to the top*
    8/12*watches her intently, in case this is what he needs to study*
    8/12Stick some web to the ceiling, incase you mess up, and do as I just did. It's best not to put needless stress on the web. If you fall, grab the line with your legs. If you don't, let the strand go.
    8/12Umm... Ok. I'll try. *squats over the ceiling and feels as if he's taking a dump as the white silk comes out*
    8/12Be sure it stick.
    8/12*gives it a few good tugs, and it barely budges* Eheh, this feels weird... But we're good!
    8/12Now for the part that I'm sure you may find scary! *grins*
    8/12*tilts his head* Was ist das?
    8/12Jump, and grab the edge! Use the momentum to then propell yourself through a hole.
    8/12*gulps, and watches for a second, before leaping down, giving a tarzan yell*
    8/12*gets ready to jump after him, just in case*
    8/12*swings into the hole, cheering loudly, before slamming into the opposite side*
    8/12*grins and chuckles*
    8/12I like me some pizza... *flops over to the side*
    8/12Pizza? I think I've heard of that from over-hearing some kappa...
    8/12Sure! You put lots o stuff on a round patty and eat it all up. *ggigles* why are all the yummy things round?
    8/12*thinks about her food cacoons* I don't know, actually...
    8/12Like Melons! I like melons, don't you? *lazy grin*
    8/12Are you... okay?
    8/12I hit my head... *laughs* It's a melon, too! I busted my melon.... Ha. ha.
    8/12*picks you up* Looks like you need to rest...
    8/12(Pick me up or pick him up? :P)

    Maybe... I want to rest my melons on melons though... eheh...
    8/12(Blushes* Eheheh... Ooopsies!)

    Erm... right... *begins to blimb back inside, having slight issues with the narrow tunnels*
    8/12(Well, whaddya know. Didn't think you'd try to use a pick up line on me.)

    *idly helps her along, tongue lolling out as he stared blankly at the tunnel*
    8/12(Horrible pun... And yet I laughed!)

    *continues to climb*
    8/12(Hehe, good then. I can die happy now)

    *starts counting the number of stalactites* 1... 2... 3... 457... 92... 103...
    8/12*tosses him out of the pit, where he lands on the pile of silk a ways away*
    8/12*flumps onto it, rolling a good ways away before coming to a stop*
    8/12*Pulls herself out of the pit with ease, and grimaces* Crap, I missed...
    8/12*lazily waves his legs in the air, as if chasing something*
    8/12*picks him up and places him on the bed of sheets*
    8/12*mutters to self* Oh, I have a lovely bunch of coconuts...
    8/12Now, guy, you need to get some sleep.
    8/12Sleep? Oh, what is a sleep? A miserable pile of secrets! *points his leg up at the ceiling* But enough talk. Have at you! *starts waving a spider leg around at an invisible point on the ceiling*
    8/12Hrm... Ahh, maybe if I embrace him... *lies beside him, and holds him close*
    8/12Ahh! The princess! *grabs her and pulls her close* I shall protect you!
    8/12*blushes* A-ahh.
    8/12*nuzzles her gently and starts to snooze* At leas... *snore* ...not in... *snore* ...another... *snore*...castle..
    8/12*smiles warmly* So cute...
    8/12*begins to drool slightly, happy smile on his face as he sleeps next to her*
    8/12*cuddles with him, and slowly begins to doze off*
    8/12(Umm... what now? And sorry, busy trying to beat Mystic Square real quick-like XD)
    8/12(...Or the thing crashes the moment I try to start it again... T_T)
    8/12(Ouch... We could go with Love Quest, starring Satori and Koishi!)
    8/12(That's good with me! More torturing of Satori is always good...)
    8/12(Hehe)
    8/12(As you haven't taken your turn yet, I guess I will...)

    Koishi: So~ What is it you're looking for, in particular~? ...Also, why are you squinting so much~?
    8/12(Oh, you were waiting for me? My bad... *hits self in head*)

    Satori: Because I'm trying not to blink, and flip out like I did in front of Guy... *cradles her head* I molested him, if not with my actions, with my words...
    8/12(;P)

    Koishi: No, not that one, the other two... Plus, so long as you're honest with yourself and others, you'll probably not blink.
    8/12(The thought amuses you, doesn't it?)

    Satori: I've been squinting? *shakes her head out* Bah, who knows. Something, anything to distract me from that previous conversation...
    8/12(Quite a bit!)

    Koishi: *griggles* Hmm... And, are there any agre requirements and/or restrictions?
    8/12(*snorts* at least my pain is worth something...)

    Satori: ...*facepalm* I did not mean that literally, you are aware. Besides, I'll just keep thinking back to that, if you go 'that' route.
    8/12Koishi: *shrugs* Your thoughts are having white-outs for awhile, every time you blink... I still can't hear them.
    8/12Satori: Really, you can't read my thoughts at all? But my eye isn't closed... Hrm. *shrugs* Well, we can always be prepared to receive the humans that Yukari is expecting...
    8/12Koishi: How so?
    8/12Satori: Let's see... how stocked was the mansion? I usually leave that up to Orin.
    8/12Koishi: Enough to last us a month, from what little I know of that. That is, for our current numbers.
    8/12Satori: Alright. And we've plenty of beds... And the facilities are fine. What else can we do?
    8/12Koishi: Sweets? If we don't have any, maybe we could get some that humans would like...
    8/12Satori: True, that would be nice... *pats her belly* I remember that this one used to like the cake of cheese...
    8/12Koishi: *giggles* You say that as though you don't like them, too~ Let's get some cheese cake, and pumkin pie, if they still have any at this time of the year~
    8/12Satori: I am trying to keep my body in shape, you know. Don't do quite enough to burn off all the fat... *smiles slightly* But don't let me stop you, if you must.
    8/12Koishi: *grins* I know a workout we could do~
    8/12Satori: Considering we worked out all last night, I'm quite sure you could think of one.
    8/12Koishi: I sure do wish I remembered that~
    8/12Satori: *grins fiendishly* Well, you got too excited. Must have passed out from the sensation.
    8/12Koishi: Ohh, come now... I don't have to read your mind to know that's a fib... It's the sake bottle I nursed yesterday, more likely...
    8/12Satori: *shrugs* One could hope that she could pull one over on her sister, for once.
    8/12Koishi: *giggles*
    8/12Satori: Come on, let's go find us some cake. *waits for her eye to blink and correct her, but sighs in relief*
    8/12Koishi: Lets! *grins happily*
    8/12Satori: *flies upwards through the caves, towards the surface* And since we'll be having human visitors...
    8/12Koishi: Though, I suppose we should take on a more human form, if we are to visit the human village... *flies after, while her third eye begins to sink into her skin, and her hair turn brown*
    8/12Satori: Hrmph. I'd just as soon make it sure that they don't even remember us. But, if that's the case... *lets her own shrink down, with dull black hair slinking over her scalp*
    8/12Koishi: *giggles* I forgot how cute you look as a human~
    8/12Satori: *blushes, looking away* *really?*
    8/13Koishi: *wraps arms around and pulls close, whispering into ear* Really.
    8/13Satori: Koishi... *Thank you* But we should get going... Or we'll not be able to get cake.
    8/13Koishi: *sweeps Satori off her metaphoracal feet, and starts to kiss her, carrying her like a bride* *We should~*
    8/13Satori: *blushes, unable to resist giggling* You always did the silliest things...
    8/13*flies off towards the human village* *kisses* *Did I, now?* *grins through the kiss*
    8/13Satori: *Yes, you did. The sillly playfights, orchestrating grand schemes to throw snowballs at each other. Not to mention the time you tricked everyone we were to be married... That was before they had grown at all, so I doubt Okuu and Orin remember*
    8/13Koishi: *...It's good to be back...* *smiles*
    8/13Satori: *smiles and leans up to kiss her softly* It's good to have you back
    8/13Koishi: Land ho! *points to the village* Guess it's about time we land, huh?
    8/13Satori: I don't suppose flying in while kissing would give the best image, hrm?
    8/13No, not really... * lets down and holds hand* But this should be fine~
    8/13*smiles and grasps it* Come on, sister. Let's go find us some cake.
    8/13500 yen says we get atleast one guy hitting on us by the end, if we hold hands the who time~
    8/13Sister, you'd go out of your way to make us look attractive to them, so no bet. I know the way you work.
    8/13Fiiiine... ...Three guys?
    8/13...Eleven. I don't trust and fewer with you.
    8/13Yay!
    8/13*pats her head gently* Now let's be off.
    8/13*giggles* Okay! *grins and skips off, causing Satori to stumble from the sudden movement**
    8/13*gets herself dragged along, a flat look on her face*
    8/13Also, I have something neat to show you later!
    8/13Alright then... What is it?
    8/13One of my arteries is growing back~ It's just a little sharp nub at this point, but it looks like it'll keep growing! *grins*
    8/13*smiles brightly* Good! Perhaps your condition will improve once it does grow back... Improved bloodflow is never a bad thing.
    8/13*grins pervertedly*
    8/13*sighs* And of course you'd imagine it in that manner.
    8/13Boyoiyoiyoing~ *gives a mental image to match*
    8/13Stop it, Koishi. You're going to make everyone wonder, if we start acting like that.
    8/13Fiiiine...
    8/13*starts looking around for a cake shop*
    8/13Man1: Hubba hubba... Are you two hot things lookin' for a good time tonight? *Looks like elvis. Fat elvis. With coke bottle glasses* *Maybe I could even tie them up, and get some of my friends to join in... They'll like it eventually, right?*

    Koishi: *giggles*
    8/13Satori: *oh, you've got to be kidding...*

    (Something tells me you don't like Southerners)
    8/13(Why? ...do they all look/act like elvis?)

    Koishi: *I take it that's a "No"?*
    8/13Satori: *Hell no, actually. I have standards*

    (Haha, was just testing. And no, they don't. It just sounds like a very stereotypical view of 'em.)
    8/13Koishi: Sorry, mister... We're busy...

    Man1: O-ohh... *Maybe if I pretend to cry while walking away, they'll reconcider...* Okay... *Walks away, and thinks of sad things to get get himself to cry*

    Koishi: *...That's kind of sad in of itself...*
    8/13Satori: *actually, that's just plain pathetic.* *begins to snicker out loud*
    8/13*true... Well, shall we move on? To the cake shop, wherever that may be~!*
    8/13*Yes! Cake! You've got it stuck in my head now*
    8/13*Chuckles* *Do I...? *grins*
    8/13*laughs and nods* Yes, you do.
    8/13So, where do you think the cake shop is?

    Guy2: I have a cake shop right here. *points at his crotch* *Aww, yeah. I'm so smooth* Why don't you... go in?
    8/13Satori: ...*facepalm* You've got to be kidding me. *what part of nippon are we in again?*
    8/13Guy2: No, it's no joke! It's not too good to be true!

    Koishi: *snickers*
    8/13Satori: If I wanted that, I'd go seduce me a youkai. I know a rather nice one worth ten of you. *literally*
    8/13Guy2: A youkai?! But a youkai will just eat a sweet thing like you up!
    8/13Satori: *rolls eyes* And you wouldn't? *Perverts...*
    8/13Guy2: Why, n-no! I'm fearless, and have slain many a beast! *Che, yeah right... Like I'd even try such a thing! Well, unless I had a few friends, and some ropes*
    8/13I'd suggest that you use more than ropes. There are many that would not be easily subdued by human hands.
    8/13Guy2: Nah, the village elder says that that's just a myth! There's no way that could be true! *If it was, I might piddle myself!*
    8/13Youkai are the sum of all human fears, if you remember. Many that are not created from nature are instead made from the darkest little thoughts that linger in the back of one's mind... *laying it on a bit too thick?*
    8/13Koishi: *...a bit?*

    Guy2: *piddles self*
    8/13*nope, not at all.* *grins, and walks past him*
    8/13Koishi: *Grins at the man, before skipping after her sister*
    8/13*Ok, no more asking for directions... Koishi, do you hear any sound of a bakery from anyone nearby?*
    8/13*nooope*
    8/13*scans the village edge, spotting the edge of an outdoor market* *that looks like the best place to start*
    8/13*Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go~!*

    Guy3: Good evening ladies. I couldn't help but notice that you were lacking of a man. *Smiles with a blinding flash* *I wonder what they look like under their clothes...*
    8/13*Well, he is male, and that wasn't too perverted. At least he's attempting to stay polite*
    8/13Koishi: *giggles* That we are~ Why do you point this out, though...?

    Guy3: It's just... I hate to see such fine ladies alone. It seems like... such a waste. *Don't stare at her breasts, Don't stare at her breasts, Don't stare at her breasts, Don't stare at her breasts, Don't stare at her breasts*
    8/13*because it's nice compared to some of the others we've encountered already... Perhaps he could help* Perhaps. I have the company of my sister. But we were attempting to find something. Perhaps you could assist?

    (You know, in a VN, I could see this guy turning out to be an ass, and you never meet the truly nice guy later on)
    8/13Guy3: Anything for you, mademoiselle. *Dammit...! I looked! She'll notice for sure!*

    Koishi: *snickers*
    8/13*smiles slightly* I don't have much there to look at, but thank you for the compliment. However, now on, eyes up.
    8/13Guy3: *But they're such a perfect size...! So addorable!* S-sorry. *looks away with a blush*
    8/13*nods in satisfaction* *Hrm, and trainable. Perhaps...* Apology accepted, now... Please, would you kindly show us the way, Mr...?
    8/13Guy3: Guthree. But you may call me Guth. *smiles charmingly* *Smooth, idiot... She probably hates you now!*
    8/13*raises an eyebrow* Guth, then? I am... *pauses for a second, knowing her name might cause a stir* Kibou. That sounds rather Germanic. Not a local?
    8/13Guth: Like half of the village, I am from the outside world. Everyone I knew died in a horrible explosion... I alone survived, when the reactor blew. As such, I was instantly forgotten, and cast into this world. Now, enough depressing talk. Follow me. *That was the wost day of my life... Y'know, now that I think about it, I guess that was a year ago, today, huh...?*
    8/13*poor thing... Well, I suppose we could give him a little bit of happiness; right, Koishi?* *walks over to him and links her arm in his* I am sorry to hear that... I am unaware of most happenings in the village, as it has been quite a while since we visited.
    8/13Guth: *Ohh, gods, she's linking arms with me! Usually they would have left by now, due to the staring! What do I do?!* But... isn't it dangerous outside of the village? I heard that monsters eat unwary travellers... How would one as lovely as yourself survive out there...?

    Koishi: *He is a bit cute, isn't he~?*
    8/13*giggles softly* *That he is. Needs some work, but doable* Sister and I do live outside, but they know not to bother us. You might say that we have a rather fearsome temper, and even they are cowed. *Technically true, although it never worked on you*
    8/13Guth: Really...? *I'll be sure to not make them mad...*

    Koishi: Really! *takes his other arm, making sure to press her breasts against it*
    8/13*now, sister, don't fluster the poor boy too bad... At least, not yet* So, tell me, what is it that you do around here? Besides being kind to strange ladies?
    8/13Guth: *S-soft...* A-ahh, well... I, umm... * blushes* I'm head of the bakery! Also, I don't think you are strange at all! I mean, your outfits DO look a little odd, but that seems to be normal of people living outside the village... *Wait, where ARE we headed, anyways...?*

    Koishi: *...Crap, we never did say, did we...?*
    8/13*laughs softly and squeezes his arm* Well, what have we here. We come to town looking to find some cake, and the nice guy we meet is the baker. *rather fortuitous, isn't it sister?*
    8/13Koishi: *squeezes his arm deeper between her breasts* *It is~*

    Guth: *gulps* R-really, now? I-imagine that... *So damn soft!*
    8/13*cuts her eyes at her sister* *don't scare him off, now...* It is quite funny. Now, could you kindly lead us to your shop, if that's the case?
    8/13Guth: Right this way... *please don't notice my boner... Stupid body!*
    8/13*grins at the thought, but doesn't do anything except quietly enjoy the walk* *I wonder if I even need bother to read the thoughts of those around us*
    8/13*...Who the hell are those hotties...?*

    *...Did I turn off the tub?*

    *...I hope we catch another youkai soon... so damn hard...*
    8/13*shivers at the last one's thought, unconsciously pulling Guth closer, giving him a view if he bothered to look down*
    8/13*looks to the one pulling him closer, and then notices the accidentally offered view* *...So pale...*
    8/13*immediately blushes, letting her hair fall forward to cover her face*
    8/13S-sorry. *looks away*
    8/13*doesn't say anything, but doesn't pull away* *So, what do you think Koishi? Be honest, and not lewd*
    8/13Koishi: Seems nice~
    8/13*nods slightly, letting him slide open the door to his shop. The immediate smell of baking goods hits her, making her smile a bit* Well, seems that you were telling the truth... That is good to know.
    8/13Guth: *blinks a bit* ...Why would I lie to someone I just met...?
    8/13*looks away* My apologies. We've met some rather rude people into town. I will be honest that I still had some doubts... Will you forgive me for thinking otherwise? *considers trying to break out tears, but tosses it aside. Wants an honest reaction*
    8/13Guth: A-ahh! No, it's fine, really! It'd be hard to hold a grudge over something so small, miss Kibou. It's not like you've told me some enormous lie, or anything. *chuckles*
    8/13*Well, considering the only lie I've told is my name...* *smiles weakly at him* Perhaps you could show us your wares, then? We did come here for a purpose... Even if the company has been pleasant so far.
    8/13Guth: Hrm... You two look like you are the ... cheese cake, and... pie, types. Am I wrong? *takes out a full one of each, and places them on the counter*

    Koishi: *claps* Correct~
    8/13*laughs softly, looking up at him* My, how did you know such a thing? Could you read our minds? *Sorry, sis, couldn't resist*
    8/13Koishi: *groans over the horrible joke*

    Guth: But of course! ...I'm, of course, kidding. It was just this feeling I had. That look in your eyes... It looked like one longing for a cheese cake. *And the other was a guess, as I've hardly looked at her...*

    Koishi: *giggles*
    8/13*I wonder... But really? Koishi is the more attractive one...* Well, it is a good thing you're so observant. Might I perchance have a taste, first?
    8/13Guth: *brings out a miniature cheesecake, and a miniature pumkin pie* There you go. One for each of you *smiles warmly* *I hope they like it...*
    8/13*smiles brightly at him, before taking the plate* Thank you much, Guth. *sets down at a small table, before taking a small bite of it* Ohhh.... *moans softly* This is... good...
    8/13Koishi: *pops the whole thing in her mouth* Mmm! Dish ish guh! *giggles* Yuh even *gulp* got the exact kind of pie that I like, this time!

    Guth: I had a chance to look you in the eye, this time. *winks*
    8/13*frowns somewhat jealously at the wink she got, before digging into her own piece, eating with a certain gusto*
    8/13Guth: *grins, watching her eat his treat*
    8/13*looks up at him, before smirking and taking a long languid bite to finish off the cake*

    (Satori starting to think she may need to mark her territory...)
    8/13Guth: *instantly gets an errection, which painfully presses against his pants, straining to get free*
    8/13*grins at the reaction, before pushing the plate away and wiping her mouth* Why thank you very much, Guth... I don't suppose you'd be willing to part with a cake for a bit of coin? Along with a pie, Koishi? *need I even ask?*
    8/13Koishi: *You need not!* I'll majorly enjoy it, if you do~ *grins*

    Guth: Th-that'll be 1000 yen. *bending awkwardly to try and hide it*
    8/14*pulls out her coinsack and counts out 900 yen* ...drat... Koishi, do you happen to have 100 spare?
    8/14*pulls her pockets inside-out* Hmm... *looks in shoes* Ahah! ...Damn. It's only a 10 yen coin. Still 90 short...
    8/14*checks every pocket on her, before giving a sigh* Drat, I suppose we can only have one... *looks longingly at the cheesecake, before shaking her head* Just the pie, I suppose...
    8/14Guth: ...it's 10% off day. *It wasn't before just now, but I think that seeing her there, like that, is worth a slight price drop. Not that 100 yen is worth that, but...*

    Koishi: *hugs him*
    8/14*smiles up at him* Thank you very much. *hugs him too, before leaning up to give him a kiss on the cheek*
    8/14Guth: F-for what? It's... it's just that I f-forgot... *blushes* *Like hell I forgot! That's such a lame excuse...*
    8/14Well, thank you for remembering, in that case. *blushing slightly, steps away, taking the cake* Perhaps I might have to come back here, soon...
    8/14Guth: I would like that very much, for not 100% biased reasons. *Grins* *Though, the business is still quite good, regardless*
    8/14Not 100%? Pity, and here I was hoping... *...Koishi? Do you think I should give him a lasting impression?*
    8/14Koishi: *Do you need to ask, sis?*
    8/14*No, I suppose not* *leans up towards him and gives him a soft kiss on his lips* There... Just stay the nice boy that you are, and I'll be back.
    8/14Guth: *is mentally melting down, while the two make their way out*

    Koishi: Bye bye, Guth~
    8/14*giggles slightly, before waving and giving him a bright smile* Bye~ *after a few moments, began skipping along* *I enjoyed that way too much...*
    8/14Koishi: *grins* *you could always come back tomorrow~*
    8/14*pauses, blushing as she gives the idea merit* *Maaaaybe... Poor boy wouldn't know what to do. Although, what excuse would I have?*
    8/14Koishi: *It's the human village. You're OBVIOUSLY human. You could happen to bump into him, or some such thing...*
    8/14*I suppose... * *grins wickedly* *Of course, my sister could always forget something, and have to send poor little old me up here to get it, since I'm the reliable one*
    8/14*giggles* *That works, too~*
    8/14*yup!* *giggles out loud* But he thought 'I' was pretty!
    8/14*Though, really, we should keep this to our heads, untill we're back.*
    8/14*claps her hands over her mouth* *Yeah, right, sorry. Just, I'm practically bouncing*

    (You know, I feel like I should be having Satori ask Koishi what she should wear, but I have no idea how that stuff goes. XD)
    8/14(*Shrugs* I have pretty much all male friends.)

    *Well, do try to not forget - I'm sure mister youkai-targeting rapist would make an atempt, you know...?*
    8/14(Heh, roger that. Funnily enough, most of my friends are female. ...And it still is confusing at times. Oh well.)

    *shivers greatly* *good point... But I'm pretty sure I could take care of him, push come to shove*
    8/14*Regardless, your cover would be probably be quite blown at that point. You wouldn't be able to see your human heart throb~*
    8/14*sighs* *I'll just have to sneak back in... *glances back* What about tonight? ...Not that I can think of any human thing to do...*
    8/14*Well, humans eat about three square meals a day, so you could eat. I don't know where they put it, honestly... I can only manage one *shrug*
    8/14*glances about* *no idea, honestly. They have a much higher metabolism, i suppose...*
    8/14*I guess...*
    8/14*nods* *ok, know what I'm going to do. hide out on the edge of town until it gets late, and run through again. Remember, we are villagers that live out in the country, so we can't do anything out of character*
    8/14*You mean you will. I have to get the cake and pie home, and put them in the cold box. You think you'll be fine alone?*
    8/14*bites her lip, looking about the town* * i think I will... send Orin as soon as you get back from home, though. Just in case anything happens*
    8/14*Will do, sis~*
    8/14*scampers on to the outside of town, finding a nice, tall, and concealed tree to watch the town. Letting the illusion fall slightly, she began to listen to the people passing by, trying to get the best gauge of what was going on*
    8/14*A cardboard box? Nothing dangerous could be under that.*

    *My newest invention seems to be working fine!*

    *I hate youkai...*
    8/14*twinges at some of the thoughts, but keeps listening for hours on end*

    (Gotta get off now... Night, Sona)
    8/14*Eventually, night fell*

    (Nite)
    8/14*as the sun begins to sink, begins to search out the guy once again, looking for his thoughts in the crowd*
    8/14Guth: *That'll be 500 yen for the chocolate pie, an- wait, get back here!*

    random human: *Heh, like I'd pay!*
    8/14(I learned something pretty odd today. How much ten thousand pennies looks like)

    *sighs and shakes her head, floating towards the random human while out of sight, and running once she was in danger of being spotted* *Not going to let him get away with that.*
    8/14Random human: *Takes a sharp turn into an alley* *Sucker'll never find me in my hiding place in the alley!*
    8/14*rolls her eyes* *do these humans monologue everything they are about to do in their head?* *sneaks down the alley*
    8/14guy4: Huhuhu... What a rube... Got a chocolate pie, a coconut cream pie, a baguette, and twenty doughnuts all for free with my... discount! *Stuffs a doughnut in his face* Om.
    8/14*sneaks up behind him and whacks the guy on the back of the head, right in the pressure point*
    8/14Gauy4: Blarg! *falls forwards, his face landing in the coconut cream pie, while the others are fine*
    8/14*frowns slightly at the mess, before gathering up everything in her arms. Once it's balanced, begins dragging the guy out of the alley by foot* *Now, where is Guth...*
    8/14*Dammit... Why must that be so common...?*
    8/14*begins heading towards the voice, leaving the alley*
    8/14*Maybe I should institute some sort of "No touching untill you pay" policy...*
    8/14*goes around the corner, finally spotting him facing away. Begins dragging the body towards him*
    8/14Guth: *Spots the odd display out of the corner of his eye, turning to greet her* Hello, may I he- Ohh, wow... You're that girl from earlier, aren't you...? How in the world did you... The man must weigh atleast as much as you, your sister, and I!
    8/14*nods slightly, giving the limp body a good tug* I'm stronger than I look. After all, we do live by ourselves outside the village. *gives him a smile* I was in town, having to fetch something for sister that she forgot. When I saw him making out like a thief, I couldn't help but to interfere. *offers the stolen goods to Guth*
    8/14Guth: *smiles* Really? *That seems a bit fishy, still...* As a reward, how about we chat over cheesecake?
    8/14*grins back, bouncing slightly in place* That sounds... lovely, actually. *drops the idiot and hooks her arm once again in his*
    8/14Guth: *blushes* I'm glad. *Why is such a cutie hanging around me so much? Not that I mind, really...*

    *From the streets, a few humans are fishy of the woman they've never seen before, lifting more than a human should be able too, even if she was just dragging the weight*
    8/14*while keeping the smile on her face, her currently invisible third eye darts around, keeping an eye on any of the other women around her*
    8/14(You know, this guy was meant to be the 3rd of 11 odd men hitting on them! XD I find it funny that Satori likes him, and even required me to make a funny name! XD)

    *Let's see... keys to the shop... ahh, here we are. *unlocks the door*
    8/14(Well, I like the name XD. It kinda works, after all! And... to be honest, I've had some of those lines in my head too)

    *looks about at the shop* I didn't get a good look earlier.... It is rather nice. Well kept. You put a lot of work in it.
    8/14(What, guythree turned into Guthree? XD Guy four's name was Geifur, by the way~)

    Thank you, miss. I umm... I'm sorry to say, but I've forgotten your name... *rubs the back of his head in embarassment* *I hope she doesn't hate me... You know, now that I think about it, I never even got the name of her less attractive sister...*
    8/14(Haha, yeah. It was nice. And sorry, we were busy. Practicing golf swings. At ten thirty at night... outside. It's a long story)

    *smiles bright and pats him on the cheek* It's perfectly alright; I only met you for a moment. My family name is Komeiji, if that is what you are asking. Kibou is my familiar name. And I believe we are familiar enough for you to use it.
    8/14(Huh. Never knew we were in the same time zone! XD)

    *Smiles beamingly* Alright, Kobou! How about I get up out a cheese cake? *Grins*
    8/14(Haha, aye! That works well, doesn't it? If you're wondering, good ol' North Caroline's where I'm from)

    *giggles, and looks away* You're just trying to fatten me up, aren't you? *grins back at him* not that I'm going to complain.
    8/14(Maryland, here~)

    *Well, I guess she would look even more addorable like that, but...* No, no! I just enjoy sweets, is all - It's a bit hard not to when you own such a store. ...Though, honestly, nobody really comes by. If there were somewhere else to set up shop, I honestly would have moved shop months ago... *rubs the back of his head* However, enough talk of finacial troubles; let's eat. *goes into the back and picks out a cheese cake* *I hope she doesn't mind if it has chocolate chips in it...*
    8/14(Aye, not too far. Been up there a few times, but not in the longest while. Was pretty nice once we got out of the DC area)

    *blushes faintly, but waits for him silently, holding in any glee as he brings it out. deciding to tease him a bit, she raises her eyebrow when she sees it* Chocolate chip?
    8/14

    *Dammit!* W-well, it's the only kind I have a good bit of, as nobody buys them - not that they are bad! They also have fudge, and a brownie crust... Their my favorite thing in the whole shop. I'd rather not see it go to waste... *Smiles weakly and sets it down on a table*

    *smiles gently, before taking a piece* I was just asking, as I do like both individually. But together, I've never tried it. But if the baker himself recommends it, how could I not like it? *leans down to take a bite*
    Is that so~?

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    *Sits down on the opposite side of the dine-in table* So, where are you from? *Smiles, and serves himself a slice*
    8/14*barely contains another moan at the cake and slowly answers* We live to the east from here, approximately. My family has always lived in Japan, more or less, hence why I was... surprised at your name. I hadn't been aware that there were this many foreigners in the village, now.
    8/14*Shrugs* I guess a lot of people have been forgotten... *Looks slightly sad, before a bite of the cake makes him shiver* Mmm...
    8/14*frowns slightly, before reaching out to lightly touch his hand with hers* That is sad... You're a very nice man. That much I can tell. To be able to forget...
    8/14Again, I wasn't directly forgotten. My whole town was killed by the radiation, when the reactor blew... I'm lucky to even be alive, AND that I don't have any sort of cancer. *takes another bite*
    8/14Reactor... *that thing that Okuu has? Such power... That means* *eyes widen* Oh, oh my. I hadn't realized earlier, what exactly... Everything that you had, wiped out in a slow eternity...
    8/14Yeah... *sighs* But... enough talk about that. *I'd rather not remember that day...*
    8/14As you wish... *still keeps her hand on his* You mentioned about wanting to leave? Is such a thing a... common occurrence?
    8/14The fat guy? Yeah... Every few days... The village has enough people that it's hard to keep track of who I can't trust...
    8/14*looks down* I'm sorry to hear that... They shouldn't bother a nice guy like you. *gives a slightly smile.* One depressing topic to another, hrm?
    8/14Indeed! Though, it's probably BECAUSE I'm nice. I mean, honestly, save for children, that one maid, and that teacher... you're the only nice person around... Ohh, and that crazy green haired girl that can fly... She's a piece of work... *grins and takes another bite of his slice*
    8/14*sniffs as she takes another bite, grinning to herself* But if she is a piece of work, then what am I?
    8/14*Raises brow* The muscle-girl, who looks nothing like what I'd expect. *chuckles*
    8/14*smiles at him* the muscle girl, hrm? Makes me wonder what you did expect, though...
    8/14*Heh... The cute one...* *blushes* N-nothing. Nothing at all! It's not good to hold expectations of others you hardly know... *stuffs a big bite in his mouth to shut himself up*
    8/14*smirks for a moment, before taking her own bite of cake* So good... And it must be commended, keeping an open mind. A nice guy, great cook, and knows how to think for himself...
    8/14Ahh, well, thank you... *blushes slightly*
    8/14You are most welcome. *bows her head in respect* And I believe I owe you thanks for the meal once more. It is... rare that I ever have such to partake of.
    8/14*Grins* Well, if that's so, why don't you take the rest of what's left of this cake? Though, that's after we have our fill. It's the least I can do, as this one... w-well... It could have been fresher, honestly. *Past the sell-by date I put on my cakes... Still good, but not reliably so... I'd say give it about 4 days, and it'll start to go...*
    8/14*pauses, before giving him a small grin* Of course that is alright with me! Even if it is going to be bad in a few days... *shakes her head, before her grin widens* You are just trying to fatten me up, aren't you?
    8/14Ahah, how'd you guess that it was getting ready to go? *laughs awkwardly* *Not that a bit of meat on her bones would be a bad thing, per se...*
    8/14You did say it could be fresher... I just extrapolated. *gives a languid stretch, taking a little too long to be purely for her own sake* And that wouldn't be too bad... This is really delicious cake... Perhaps I could use a little more meat in a few places? *crosses her arms, referring to a certain part* Although, perhaps I'd come back for the company instead.
    8/14*No, not the breasts! They are such a perfect size! Small enough so that they don't get in the way, and yet large enough to grab at... It would be unfortunate if they grew...* Well, if you say so... And, I'd love if you were to come back for most any reason. You're a breath of fresh air in this wretched hive of scum and villainy... *sigh*
    8/14*reaches over towards him, grasping his hand again* I'm glad I could do that, then... *smiles thinly. Although, I am sad that you're forced to stay here... You said you would relocate, if you could?
    8/14Yeah, but that teacher said I'd risk life and limb to do so... I'd rather keep both my life, and my limbs, you know?
    8/14I know perfectly well. I just... *glances down, biting her lip in thought*
    8/14What is it? *smiles*
    8/14*suddenly tilts her head up* What if I knew somewhere you could move to, and still run your bakery?
    8/15I'd say it sounds too good to be true! *chuckles*
    8/15*smiles enigmatically at him, and merely raises her eyebrow*
    8/15*Smiles back* *I wonder where it could be...? There has to be some sort of catch, right...? There must be some reason that I've never heard of it...*
    8/15(Also, just so you know, the look that Satori and Koishi have when in the human form isn't so much of an illusion as a transformation. It's intended to have the 3rd eye sink back into their chest, as it's their heart, and as such a... mostly in full regression to human, save for strength, and mind-reading.)
    8/15(Roger that. And sorry, been busy. Once I post, need to go grab grub and then I'll be back)

    *tilts her head, before getting up and walking about the table towards him. Placing her hand on his, she looks him in the eye* Do you trust me? At least, for this?
    8/15(Don't forget that Orin is on her way/already there)

    Well, seeing as I'm going slowly, but surely, out of business... I really can't not trust you on this. *Rubs the back of his head nervously* *Though, admitedly, it's hard to not trust such a cutie...*
    8/15*smiles sadly and grabs his hand* I'm sorry to hear that. I'll have to ask me... Perhaps you'll discover something wonderful. To that end... *tugs him out the door, before glancing about* Orin? Are you there?

    (You want me to do her, or you?)
    8/15(You've been doing her, and I've literally no idea how to portray her! XD I'll try, for now. If it goes badly, just take over.)

    Orin: *has one of Koishi's spare hats on, but with the ribbon changed out for one that matches her hair, and her very easily recognisable braids let down* *Like you don't know already* I'm over here, Sa- Mas- ...my friend... *I have no idea what to call you when we're in disguise! Crap!*

    Guth: *Wow, that's some bright hair!* Ahh, hello, there. I don't think I'd met you before, miss?

    Orin: Everyone calls me Orin, so call me that.
    8/15(Well, considering she's only been compared to Koishi, she's just been exasperated. Just play her as the straight... cat, and we'll all be good)

    *walks over to her, pulling her new friend along* I didn't expect to see you... like 'this'. But nice hat. Did you borrow it from my sister? *glances at him* Don't worry about her. Orin is a rather good friend of ours. She tends to do a lot of the errands for us around town, hence why you've not seen me... *granted, anybody could probably shoot that down, but it would take longer than we have here*
    8/15Orin: *Sorry, but I can't really go about in my cat form around these parts... Plus, it would blow my cover, if I had to rescue you. I do come here, from time to time, you know.* Yeah, I did. I felt like wearing a hat today, as it's a bit sunny. ...Well, it WAS sunny, at least...

    Guth: Really? *...I think I've seen her once... Yeah, she... bought a fresh loaf of bread, requesting I mix tuna in. Strange girl...*
    8/15*nods to her, before turning back to him* Yes, indeed. I had a lot of stuff to do... include taking care of my sister. It's a long story though... I suppose I could tell you, if you wanted to come along.
    8/15Guth: *Smiles* Sure, let me just close up shop for the day.
    8/15Alright then... I will wait here with Orin while you do.
    8/15Orin: *When he's at the door, can you give me your name, so I can stop looking like an idiot?*

    Guth: *makes way to the door, turns off the lights, grabs the rest of the cake, and locks up behind him*
    8/15*whispers to her* Kibou. *sees him bringing the cake as well and grins at him* bringing that with you as well?
    8/15Well, aren't you headed home? I figured we'd probably part mid way, or some such thing... I mean, it's getting late, right?
    8/15I suppose we should, yes. The youkai are out and about... *shares a glance with Orin* I was merely surprised by your thoughtfulness, is all. But I suppose we can barter with the cake if we have to.
    8/15Ehh? Barter? I already said it's yours... It's my thank you. *smiles charmingly*
    8/15*smiles back at him, blush creeping on her face* Not quite what I had meant, but thank you all the same. *takes him by the hand and starts pulling him along. let's go, though, before it gets too dark.
    8/15*doesn't notice the blush in the dark* Alright. *...She's holding my hand? She's holding my hand!* *Blushes brightly*

    Orin: *Notices the hand-holding, and smirks* *Heh, so what Koishi said was true, was it?*
    8/15*doesn't even give her a glance, but instead tightens her grip and pulls him along a bit more quickly*
    8/15Orin: *grins like that cat that got the canary, and mentally giggles*

    Guth: *Gah! Sudden upgrade to the speed! Is she afraid of the dark, or something...?* *Palms start to sweat lightly*
    8/15*shakes her head, trying to calm herself. Eventually, slows down as they reach the edge of the woods* *corner of her mind searches out for anyone who may be following*
    8/15*What's a satori doing on the surface...? And with a tasty smelling human, at that? I wonder if she'll let me bite him~?*
    8/15*eyes widen, before glancing around without moving her head much at all. Behind her back, signals Orin*
    8/15Orin: *slightly nods* I have to go to the bathroom - but you two go on ahead. *runs off into the woods*

    Guth: ...Isn't that dangerous...?

    -

    Rumia: Ehh? What do you want?

    Orin: He's from the village, and so you can't touch him.

    Rumia: Is that so~? Aww...
    8/15Trust me, we live by ourselves. We've learned how to deal with youkai. *small grin crosses her face*
    8/15If you say so...

    *Rustles from the bush beside them*

    Eeep! *hides behind Satori*

    Orin: I'm back~ *On her way out, a low hanging branch snags the hat without her noticing*

    Guth: *From where he's watching over Satori's shoulder, his eyes go wide* W-wha... wha...
    8/15*sighs, and shakes her head* Orin... Your ears are showing. And you're frightening Guth right here. *reaches for his hand, before giving a firm squeeze*
    8/15Orin: Ehh? *reaches up, expecting to find the brim of the hat, but instead fins air* Eeep! *looks about frantically for the hat, and eventually grabs it from the grasp of the tree*

    Guth: Wh- w-w- wha...
    8/15*turns back to her, looking him in the eye* Calm down Guth, please... She's not going to hurt you. It's not like she's a nekomata.
    8/15Guth: *reaches out and starts rubbing one* What cute ears!

    Orin: WaaaAAHH...! *quivers at the sudden touch*
    8/15*bats his hand away from her, giggling softly* Don't get too friendly now. She is still a cat, and you know how they can be if irritated.
    8/15Guth: No, not really... I've only seen cats in picture books, when I was young... I'll be sure to keep that in mind... *What... is she...? I've never heard of a cat person before...*
    8/15Really? Interesting... But I suppose that it doesn't matter. Just treat her nicely. *gives him a steady look, voice a bit more grave* If you're wondering in particular, she's a kasha.
    8/15*Raises a brow* A what?

    Orin: I'm a big ol' kitty-cat, who carts about corpses~

    That... sounds unpleasant...

    Orin: *shrugs*
    8/15It's not that bad. And don't worry about it too much. Just thing of her as a big old, grumpy cat. *all the same, tugs on his hand to pull him forwards*
    8/15(You know, I really do hope I'm portraying a guy well. I think this is my first time writing a guy... Though, I suppose he's also a rather efeminate guy in ways...)

    Orin: Hmph... I'm not grumpy...

    ...That does sound like something someone who's grump would say... *chuckles, and gets pulls forward*
    8/15(He's a baker, I didn't expect he-man. And like I've said, he had many very typical male thoughts. So, you are doing fine, don't you worry)

    *giggles* Exactly! *keeps leading him forward, towards the entrance to the underground*
    8/15*Doesn't pay enough attention to where they are going* So... does she protect you from youkai?

    Orin: *sigh*
    8/15She is certainly capable of it. Although, to be honest... I ended up caring for her a lot more than the other way around. I still remember when she was a wee little kitty. *starts to tug him along inside of the entrance, the light almost completely disappearing.
    8/15Really...? Huh...
    8/15Yup! *comes to a stop, realizing they were going to need to fly. Especially if they wanted to get past the bridge princess* Now, did you mean it when you said you trusted me?
    8/15Well... yeah. *I mean, why wouldn't I?* *Still hasn't noticed that they are in complete darkness just about*
    8/15Good... *steps forward, catching him in a tight hug* Just don't... don't scream.
    8/15Ehh? Why would I- AHHHHHHHHHH! *Girl scream, by the way*
    8/15*can't help but chuckle at his reaction as she lifts them up off the ground* I hadn't imagined you'd be so scared of heights...
    8/15AHHHH AHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH!


    Orin: *very glad her cat ears are blocked by the hat, while she plugs the other two with her fingers*
    8/15*starts giggling a bit more, before turning over and flying down the cave much more quickly than before*
    8/15*Silently screams, at this point*
    8/15*the grin eventually fades, before frowning* *eventually, they come into view of the ancient city, with the palace of the earth spirits glowing in the background. With a sigh, they set down on the outskirts of the city*
    8/15Land! *kisses the ground* Ohh, you harsh mistress, how I missed thee...

    Orin: *chuckles*
    8/15*sighs and shakes her head, before patting him on the back and reminding him that there was company*
    8/15You... can fly...? Are you like that crazy green haired girl...? *gets up, and looks about the cavern, and eventually noticing the city* ...Where are we...?

    Orin: Heh, crazy green haired girl... *snickers*
    8/15Sanae? No, I am not quite like her. I have no holy powers of my own. As to where we are... we are in the underground, at the ancient city. *looks around, frowning* And apparently, the nutshot district... What a terrible choice to land in...
    8/15Th-the what?! *covers his prized gems*
    8/15*sighs* The ancient city is mostly populated by oni... And they name the various parts of the city after the types of fighting employed in that district. *rolls her eyes* A rather silly tradition, if I do say so.

    (You have no idea how long I've waited to use that joke)
    8/15Orin: Though, if you stay out of trouble, it's the most entertaining district... Seeing two oni trying to crush eachother is one thing, but seeing them doing it by crushing the land down under? Comedy gold... By the end, they hit like children...

    Guth: Sounds like a crushing defeat... Wait, oni? What's an oni?
    8/15(How strong are your oni, by the by? Don't want to go overboard like with mine. XD)

    They are a type of youkai, that used to live about youkai mountain, until forced underground. They like to drink and get in fights... and they are also very strong. *tilts her head* Think sterotypical irish, but much stronger.
    8/15(Hmm... Well, they are still insanely strong... But not as strong as you kappa. I'd say... they can probably lift about 2000 kilos with ease.
    8/15*Damn, they sound scary...* And you live near them...? You must have some kind of survival skills...
    8/15(Not quite two tons, gotcha)

    *blushes, and turns away, not looking at him* You might say that.
    8/15Orin: *You know, you might as well tell him... It's only a matter of time untill it's revealed by a third party*

    Yuugi: Ehh? ...Whatsh a... human doin' down here...? Wanna *hick* Getta drink, humie...? It'sh now... two humansh in one... week! How... *hick* rare... *smiles drunkenly, while making her way over to the three* *She stumbles not one bit, and her sake dish doesn't even spill a little*

    Guth: Eep! *hides from the enormous woman with a horn by ducking behind Satori*
    8/15*marches straight up to the woman, putting her finger on the oni's sternum* Don't you get any funny ideas, Yuugi. You can't have any... 'fun' with this human. He's off limits.
    8/15Guth: Eep! *scrambles behind Orin*

    Orin: *sigh*

    Yuugi: Ehh? Why not, Shatori...?
    8/15*freezes, before sighing, slumping her shoulders* Because I... I like him. And I don't want you giving him a bad idea of what this place is like. *gives a small grin as she studies the ground* He's a bit skittish, as you can tell.
    8/15Yuugi: Ehh, fine... But... bring him by shome *hic* time. Maybe I can help toughen him *hic* up! *grins*
    8/15*sighs* We'll see about that, Yuugi... *waves her off, dreading turning around and looking him in the eye*
    8/15Guth: H-how did you talk that enormous woman into going away...? She was, like, twice your height!

    Orin: *I guess the slur of Yuugi's words hid your identity, huh? You may not be quite so lucky, if anyone who isn't drunk finds us, master...*
    8/15*finally turns back, still avoiding his eye* One, I've known her for a long time. And two... I'm the ruler down here, de jur. Although, I don't exercise the authority that much.
    8/15Guth: I... ehh? *I have no idea if I'm understanding this right, or what...*
    8/15*cringes at his thoughts* Just... just ask. Whatever you need to.
    8/15Uh, well... I, umm... What does that mean, exactly...? I've never even heard of this place... *Is she some sort of bandit king- I mean, queen?*
    8/15It doesn't mean much of anything... I'm just a custodian. *shakes her head* My main job is actually to keep the hells burning... Well, it used to be, before they downsized.
    8/15That's... you... how does... *How the hell does one keep hell burning... Wait...* Wait, does that mean that... hell is down here...? I didn't even know it was real!
    8/15*steps forward, as if about to take his hand, but slowly drops her own* It is real. But... it doesn't burn here, not anymore. *gives a slight grin* You might say that the entire city was laid off then. We've managed over the... how long has it been, Orin?
    8/15Orin: Somewhere in the range of 300-500 years, I guess... I wasn't really keeping track...

    *Wait, what...? I... what...??*
    8/15Guth! *finally does grab his hand, squeezing gently* Calm down... please, it's still me and Orin. Don't... just try not to think on it too hard.
    8/15O-okay... *deep breaths...* *Gradually calms himself, untill the troubled waters that was his mind, calmed*
    8/15Now... Guth... Just ask. Say what's on your mind. I'll... I'll answer.
    8/15What... are you...?
    8/15*looks away, immediately cringing at his choice of words* ...Not human. I am... a satori. I am... Satori. *glances up at him from under her hair* ...youkai...
    8/15That... hardly explains anything, honestly... What is a satori...?
    8/15*eyes widen* You didn't know? Of course you didn't... You hardly have known anything about the youkai... Perhaps that was a blessing. *closes her eyes, and lets the transformation fade, her hair fading back to pink and her heart pulling out of her chest, before it blinks to clear its eye and looks up at him*
    8/15*flinches at the sudden attatchment* Umm... What IS that...?
    8/15*releases his hands, placing one hand on it* It's my... heart. My third eye. It is the source of my power... *sighs, and immediately looks away* The power to glimpse into the hearts and minds of men and beasts, alike.
    8/15... *Testing, testing, is this thing on? Just to be sure, I'll ask here. You can read minds...? Say no, if this is correct.*
    8/15Well, not the oddest response I've ever had. And no, I did hear that.
    8/15What was the oddest response? *grins crookedly*
    8/15*sardonically* Probably the time I had someone run off a cliff once they figured out what happened... Probably wasn't a good thing there was a river there to save them. *finally looks back, and her knees nearly buckle at the sight of his grin*
    8/15That sounds... horrible. *pulls her into a hug, being sure not to damage the cake that he had somehow kept a hold on*
    8/15It... it was. *lets him hold her, her arms still limp* But, you don't... You don't, hate me? *keeps listening for his thoughts, anything that might tell her what he is thinking*
    8/15*I still love her, even if she can read thoughts... Heck, that really just sounds like a neat thing to be able to do...* *Jumping off a cliff is a bit... wow...*
    8/15*eyes open wide* You... you... *arms suddenly wrap around him* Do you mean that? That you... love... 'me'?
    8/15*Chuckles* I... I suppose I do. *scratches his head nervously* I mean, I've though of... lots of things that would show I, umm... liked you. *blushes, now that he thinks about all the things he thought of around her*
    8/15*grins widely* I never knew that I did such things to you... And such an imagination But... Don't leap in so easily. I like you... a lot. Whether it is something purer, I will have to see. *wraps her arms around her neck and pulls herself closer, nearly off the ground*
    8/15*blushes brighter* J-jeez...
    8/15At least... Now I can do this. *leans the rest of the way and kisses him*

    (Currently singing Satori and the baker, sitting in a tree)
    8/15*eyes widen, before slowly calming.* Mmm... returns the kiss, not wanting to be the only one getting kissed*
    8/15*grins as he finally starts kissing back* *I imagine what all the other humans would think...*
    8/15*They would think many, many horrible things, sister~*

    *kisses back more, licking her lip, just about begging to be let in, as he was lost in the moment*
    8/15*Oh, I don't give a damn now* *even so, she pushes him away slightly, before they get too carried away* Now be careful there, baker. You might make me think that you want to have a bit too much fun... *grins up at him all the same*
    8/15Koishi: *giggles, and walks out of the shadows* Hello, again, you two~

    Ahh, hey there... erm... *I never did get her name...*

    Koishi: It's Koishi~ *winks and lets her eye pop out into the open, her hair returning to its normal color*
    8/15*sighs, ignoring her sister and putting her head on his chest, closing her eyes* She always did like to show up at certain times... Thank you for waiting this time, sister.
    8/15Koishi: *giggles*

    Orin: *sigh* I'm going to head home...

    ...So, umm... What now...?

    Koishi: Ohh, that depends on you, I would think~
    8/15*turns to her cat* Sorry Orin... I'll be home soon. Thank you for coming. *turns back to him* And yes, it would depend on what you want. Remember what I said about moving? *spreads her arms open* Here's a whole city, if you want to sell it... Although, I could just keep you as my own personal baker...
    8/15*Blushes at the very first thought that that brings to mind, cursing his mind*

    Koishi: *smirks at his creativity*

    Guth: W-well, if you think there would be any demand... Though, I'd imagine that it'd be dangerous, though... Wouldn't those oni you spoke of try and attack me...?

    Koishi: You could always set-up in the tickle-fight district, which happens to be where a lot of the kappa live~ Though, you'd have to watch your ass - literally.
    8/15*sighs* I think he'd rather set up in the punching district, or the slapping district... The kappa aren't exactly gentle about that, you know.
    8/15But... wouldn't I just end up as a splat on some wall...? *She made oni sound really, really strong...*
    8/15*looks away, eyes suddenly glowing as the air shimmers* If that is the case, then they would cross me. And they won't want that. *shakes her head, letting the effect fade* Besides, a lot of them are wusses...
    8/15*gets a bit un-nerved by the glow her eyes had* A-are they? In what way would they be called a wuss..?
    8/15All a lot of them care about is their drink. Take it away, and they're nothing... *notices the thoughts in his mind, and she turns and looks back up at him* Do... Do I scare you?
    8/15Erm... Well, it's not so much that you as a person scare me, as... But, yes, you were... a tad scary right there. *chuckles awkwardly*
    8/15*looks away* Sorry... I forget that those things... Well, not used to humans much.
    8/15I-it's not like I'm afraid of you... It just... scared me a bit... Th-though, a hug might help... *blushes and looks down*

    Koishi: *grins, watching the cute exchange*
    8/15*suddenly grins* Oh, so that's how it is? *still, inches over and wraps he rarms around, placing her head into his chest*
    8/15*Slowly, his heart rate speeds up* *blushes furiously, as he hadn't expected her to comfort him*
    8/15*chuckles* Why wouldn't I? You're taking this real well... I'm not ashamed that you're freaking out, even a bit. *feels something poking into her* Just don't get too many ideas... yet.
    8/15S-sorry... * pulls his hips away* It's just... w-well... You, umm... smell really nice... It effects me a bit easily.... *blushes*
    8/15*grins up at him I didn't say take it away, now did I? *tilts her head* Ad what do we smell like?

    (eyes are drooping... You sleep well.)
    8/16*Smiles* Fresh cut spring flowers, spewn across a babbling brook, with a hint of lemon.

    (If you get the referance, you win a prize!)
    8/16(Nope... Just on the edge of my mind, but I can't think of it. No cookie for me)

    *chuckles* Peculiar... But not bad, I'll say. Not bad at all.
    8/16(Ed, Edd, and Eddie! XD)

    I do try to please, with my unique descriptions.

    Koishi: I always wondered what things smell like to humans~ I mean, I have memories of such things, but I can't really make use of that actively.
    8/16(Oh dear... I haven't seen that in... a decade?)

    *turns towards her* I had forgotten that you had lost that scent, sister...
    8/16Guth: Erm... what are you two talking about...?

    Koishi: My cute little nose~
    8/16*chuckles* Of course sister. Although, I suppose we should show Guth the palace before he has to go back, hrm?
    8/16Koishi: True... That does seem like a good idea. *grins*
    8/16*raises her eyebrow* *what's on your mind?*
    8/16Koishi: *Well, if he's going to your loooover, you wouldn't want him getting lost, would you?* *winks at Satori*
    8/16*Indeed. After all, I wouldn't want him to accidentally find your room. Or Okuu's...*
    8/16*True~ His traumas do look quite a bit like her room.*

    Guth: *rubs arm* *It sure got quiet, suddenly...*
    8/16*grins sheepishly* Sorry Guth. Sister and I were just talking... *Yeah, exactly... I don't know how well he'd take that*
    8/16*Must be something they don't want me to hear, if they are doing it without being heard...*

    Koishi: *Ohh, he's a sharp one...*
    8/16To be honest, it's about how you might react to my other... pet.
    8/16...Is it some sort of horrifying, man-eating demon...?
    8/16No, she's not... Unless you find yourself turned into an egg, at least. *sighs* It's her power that worries me.
    8/16...Why? *What could it be...?*
    8/16*sighs again, looking away* She has control over nuclear fusion.
    8/16A-ahh. *That... Wow...* Well, that's going to be a bit awkward...
    8/16*I have no doubt it will* She's a sweet girl though, so... please, try not to be scared. At least for me?
    8/16I... I... I'll try, but I can't promise anything...

    Koishi: *He's taking this well~*
    8/16* I have a feeling that he can't quite admit that this is real* *takes his hand, and gives him a soft smile* Would you prefer to walk, or should we fly?
    8/16*Chuckles nervously* Flying would be fine, if we don't go too high...
    8/16*lifts off the ground, floating up to about treetop level* How about this?
    8/16*Quivers* It's f-fine! *Don't look down, don't look down, don't look down, don't look down, don't look down!*
    8/16*grins mischievously* You know, you quite enjoyed looking down earlier, if I do recall.
    8/16*blushes pink* Erm... ahaha...

    Koishi: *grins pervertedly*
    8/16*blushes slightly herself* I never did say that I didn't like it... Just look for now though. Don't touch.
    8/16*blushes brightly* *she... liked it? I looked at her so much, though, and saw everything her shirt hides...*
    8/16*whispers to him* Yes, I did... It's hard for me to feel pretty, especially next to Koishi and my pets.
    8/16But... you're so pretty! I've never seen a woman as beautiful as you are... Those plump, pink lips. Your big, calm eyes... Your small stature, and, umm... s-small bb-breasts... Everything of you is beautiful to me - even your extra eye that... seemingly just kind of floats there. I won't try to think up a particularly good compliment for it, but it's still cute. *Slowly starts t blush, as his words catch up to his brain* *...I said a lot of embarassing things...*
    8/16*stares at him for a moment, blush creeping up her face* I... that you did. Still... good to hear... *immediately looks away, smiling even though she is hiding behind her hair*
    8/16*Smiles dumbly, yet charmingly*

    Koishi: ...Nice catch, sis~ *grins*

    Guth: *blushes*
    8/16*grins back* I know, right? *grips his hand tightly* *Having flown this far, they arrive at the palace*
    8/16*Smiles at his hand being held so securely*
    8/16*lands him gently on the ground* See? That wasn't so bad? *reaches out for the minds of her two pets*
    8/16(Want me to handle Okuu, since you did Orin? XD)
    8/16(Might as well! Also, be sure she makes an awkward comment of him reminding her of radioactivity, for the laughs it's sure to bring XD)

    Ahaha... i-it wasn't particularly, I guess... *So scared I thought I was going to pass out!*
    8/16*smiles and leans up to peck him on the cheek* At least you're being brave. That's enough for me.

    Okuu: *Orin said that master was going to be home soon, so yay! And she said she would have cake... was it cheesecake? Maybe I should make eggcake, which is even yummier!*
    8/16Koishi: *well, seems like they'll be meeting soon, ehh?*
    8/16*That's what has me worried... But best to get it out of the way* *tugs on his hand and walks through the doors* Best for you to meet her now, just in case.

    Okuu: *hum de dum. I wonder if master will let us have fun time again. Fun time was nice... *sniffs* Oh, I smell... I've never smelled that before? I must find...*
    8/16Koishi: *giggles*

    Guth: I... You mean the one I... might be a bit scared of...? *Scared? More like terrified!*
    8/16It's fine. She's not dangerous... Not too much, any-

    Okuu: *bounces down the hall* Master! You have funny smell! *springs down the hall and snaps up Guth, squeezing tightly* Hello funny smell.
    8/16Guth: Crushing...!
    8/16Okuu: Oh, sorry smell! *lets up a bit, to the point that he is just suffocating between her orbs, instead of being crushed* Smell smells... familiar?
    8/16Mmmph!

    Koishi: *giggles*
    8/16Ok, Okuu, that's enough. Let him go, no matter what he smells like.

    Okuu: Aww... But he smells like nice, tasty radiation...
    8/16A-ahh, wha...? *said from between her breasts*
    8/16Okuu: *looks down at him, grinning widely* You smell like radiation! So yummy...
    8/16Cahn... brea...the... *slowly starts to go limp*
    8/16Okuu! Drop him, now!

    Okuu: *immediately releases him* Unyuu?
    8/16*coughs and gasps for air*
    8/16*drops behind him, rubbing his back gently* There there, it's alright. She was just overzealous. Weren't you, Okuu?

    Okuu: *the raven just looks at her quizzically*
    8/16It's... *gasp* It's fine... *Continues to renew the oxygen of his blood* *That was really close... But... Even after a year, I've got trace radioactivity...?*
    8/16Okuu: Only a year? That's why you smell so good! It's ripe, and ready for eating! *inches forward, about to hug him again* Can I keep him, Master?
    8/16*had his arms up this time, so as to make room to breathe between her breasts* ...Eatihng...?
    8/16Okuu: *nods, and begins extracting the radiation, as it becomes a fine mist* See? Is yummy radiation? Can I has?
    8/16Err... goh aheah, eah ahh oh ih, ihf ih doesn't hurh me...
    8/16Okuu: Yay! *begins sucking up the energy, making happy slurping noises as she lets him drop again* Thank you master for the treat!

    *shakes her head, before moving down to comfort Guth again* You're... welcome, Okuu.
    8/16*I really hope I don't have cancer, since my first, and last, check-up...*
    8/16Considering she sucked it out of you, you should be fine... And if there is a problem, I know a doctor. She owes me a favor or two.
    8/16Ih yuh sahy soh... *Try not to think of how dirty that sounds, try not to think of how dirty that sounds, try not to think of how dirty that sounds, try not to think of how dirty that sounds...*
    8/16*raises her eyebrow* Would you prefer me to do the sucking instead? *prepares to enjoy the mental image*

    Okuu: Master? Master's sister? Is it time for play time now? I wanna have more fun!
    8/16*instant errection, and starts to imagine Satori gently twirling her tongue around the tip, so desperate to please him* *starts to drool a bit, the errection pressing against Okuu's thigh through his pants*

    (Was that done well enough? This is awkward to do from this side! XD)
    8/16(A bit overkill, but not too bad. Maybe try to have it be in the line of *as his mind began to click into place, he found his body had already figured it out, and was standing with a growing salute* But since you've given me some ammo...)

    Okuu: Unyuu? *reaches down to grip the odd thing poking her firmly* Master? What's this thing here?

    *eyes widen, before she gives her a sharp glare* That's my toy, Okuu.
    8/16*the claim that it's her toy, coupled with the soft hand, causes his member to twitch* (better?)

    Koishi: Ohh, how cute...
    8/16(Yup! XD This is sure an odd conversation... )

    Okuu: Toy?

    *nods* Yes, it is. So don't hurt it.

    Okuu: Yes, master. *squeezes it once* Does that hurt?
    8/16*sucks in a hissing breath* N-no, not at all! *Her hand feels... kind of nice...*

    (Well, this is my first time writing for a guy in such a situation! XD)

    Koishi: *giggles* *So honest with himself~*
    8/16*grins at him, knowing that Okuu didn't know what she was doing* I just hope you don't have too much fun with my pet...

    Okuu: He's having fun? But why can't I have fun too?
    8/16(First for everything then? XD)
    8/16*blushes*

    Koishi: *giggles* In a regular situation, that'd be a rather... interesting thing to do. To have fun with a raven, that is...
    8/16*nods her head, before looking at Okuu* Ok, Okuu. That's enough for now. Leave the poor man alone and go get cleaned up for dinner.

    Okuu: Aww... *still, lets go and starts flapping away* *but I wanted to have fun*

    You can have it after!

    Okuu: Yay!
    8/16Ehh? What after what...? *is confused, as he's not used to being around a mind reader*
    8/16Don't worry, it's just something Okuu wanted. *offers her hand to him* Nwo, would you like to come in? After all you've offered me, I'll offer some in return.
    8/16Ahh! Thank you very much. *gives a charming smile*
    8/16*melts slightly, blushing some* You're welcome. Just, try not to let your little friend hang out all night, now... *eyes dart down to his member*
    8/16*blushes and covers himself*
    8/16*grins* I suppose if I'm letting you look, I should be able to look myself, no? *takes his hand and pulls him up.* But enough... Let's get you to the dining room.
    8/16R-right. *That was so damn embarrassing...*
    8/16*gives his hand a squeeze* It's alright. We all have our moments... Although, usually Koishi is the cause.
    8/16*...I'll have to remember that...* Thanks... *smiles charmingly once more*

    Koishi: *giggles*
    8/16*enters the hall, before guiding him to a seat near her own* Now, please, stay there. I'll find... something for you to eat. I can't quite remember what we have.
    8/16Erm... Okay...
    8/16*leaves him alone with Koishi, as she goes to rummage in the kitchen, listening in to whatever may happen.* *...Now what goes well with cheesecake...*
    8/16Koishi: *resists an urge for a few moment, before blinking* *kisses cheek* Thank you for loving my sister~ *...Dammit...*

    Guth: *blushes*
    8/16*giggles* *it's fine Koishi* *...Hrm... I think a nice slab of meat... Do we have anything from the surface? ...What is this, Yak? Oh it will do* Okuu! I need assistance!
    8/16Koishi: *blinks* *starts to hug him into her breasts* Soooo cute! *...Why is it acting up now...?*

    Mmmph?!
    8/16*Because you are not allowing your subconscious out sister, and apparently are denying it...*

    Okuu: You called, Master?

    Ah, yes, please go ahead and sear these real quick. *At least, that's what you told me.*
    8/16*Ghh... My own hypothesis used against me...* *lets go of guy, and gives him a quick kiss* There, now I should be able to hold myself back from touching you~

    Guth: ...Ehh...? *The hell was all that for...?*
    8/16*you better explain to him Koishi, I'm busy. And I 'don't' want him getting the wrong idea...*

    ...Okuu! Not that much! Just a little flame, not a solar flare!

    Okuu: Aww...
    8/16Koishi: Eheh... W-well, it's just that it's rare to have a male around here, and, well... my subconcious gets the better of me... *blushes*

    *...No idea what that means* It's, erm... fine...? I mean, just, umm... Try not to make a habbit of that, okay? *blushes* You, umm... You aren't my type...
    8/16*grins as she hears that* *Do explain to him, Koishi. it'll take a lot to catch him up.*

    Okuu: How about that, master?

    ...I suppose we can scrape the char off...
    8/16Koishi: Well, I had my third eye closed for about 400 years, and there were some... slight side effects. Oddly enough, sister is having them, too, if she's not honest with herself... It could be that sister was honest with herself, untill recently, though... I mean, I'm only guessing, really.

    ...Huh... That makes... about as much sense as anything that's happened since I came down here.
    8/16*or, it could be, I did not even desire a mate of any kind, until you were whole. So, once that was fixed, my more primitive instincts began to assert themselves.*
    8/16*Hmm... true. Though, I do wonder how he'll react, when we gain a pair of children... I mean, surely he asumes we do things like humans do, in that regard.*
    8/16*Shall I breach the subject, or would you like to? We're coming in right now*
    8/16*I honestly have no idea how to go about such a thing... It's all yours.* *opens the door for them*
    8/16*comes through with a plate of steaks that looked like it had been scrubbed of char, Okuu following behind her sheepishly* We had a few problems... But I do hope it's still edible.
    8/16*Ohh, I think that the enma would like to try and judge Okuu's cooking* *mentally giggles*

    It could be worse... *imagines a nuclear explosion, with a juicy, welldone steak as ground-zero*
    8/16*grins sheepishly* You're not that far off, actually. But there's nothing wrong with it. I had Okuu double check it. *sets the plate in front of him. If it's too bad, I can always get something else...
    8/16N-no, it's fine.
    8/16*waits expectantly for him to try it*
    8/16*begins to cut into it, taking a bite*
    8/16*...how bad does it look, sister?*
    8/16*...Like old hell, when the fires act up.*
    8/16*oh. Damn*
    8/16*And part of it is simply ash, on this one...*

    Guth: It's... n-not bad. *I've had worse, but... I've also had much, much better... ...Worse being when I tried to lick an ash-tray, as a child...*

    *...You know, maybe we shouldn't have Okuu cook, when we are trying to make a good impression...
    8/16*...You're right* Sorry, I'll go find something. Like maybe sandwiches... I'm sorry, Guth.

    (*snickers* From what I know, it's normal for guys to have to get used to eating burnt suppers, or sleeping on the couch)
    8/16(Hehehe, I don't get how some people burn things as badly as they do... If you watch the food, that shouldn't happen!)

    *I want to say it's fine, and yet... I don't think I could stomach another bite of it...* *sighs* It's okay... Don't be.
    8/16*walks over and takes the utensils from him* Then don't. Remember, I can hear it in your mind. *gives a soft smile* And after everything you've done for me, I should at least try.

    (A lot of those things are from a time before internet, when all recipes were mostly handwritten. So, you had to work with stuff that may not actually be correct, or you were just winging it. But yes, it's still funny. Especially if you can burn something like, say... cereal. XD)
    8/16*grins nervously* S-sorry... I didn't mean it as an insult or anything... *averts eyes a bit*
    8/16*leans down to peck him on the forehead* I know you didn't. But you are the expert baker; it'd be hard for me to match that. Even if I am an old maid... *chuckles* I should be wrinkly by now, by your standards.
    8/16*Mutters, embarassedly* You're only old if you act it... *blushes*
    8/16Trust me, I'm very old... *sighs* Which brings to point something else I should mention... *Koishi?*
    8/16Koishi: The first order of business being... you realise that we are not human, and have lived a good number of your lifetimes, correct?

    Y-yeah... *I'd think I would have realised that when you started readed my mind...*

    Koishi: *chuckes* I would hope so. *I'm still not sure how to say it, sis, so you can handle this...*
    8/16*sighs, and sits down, looking him in the eye* To be honest, I.. we, want children. I've spent many centuries keeping Koishi under control... But now that she is better, My instincts are reemerging. Such as the desire to procreate. *grins slightly* Although, it's not quite in the manner you would expect.
    8/16*Stops blushing quite as much when she mentions that, but now his thoughts are a bit in the gutter* ...How so?
    8/16*shakes her head* Satori are not... how you say, mammals. We are in effect, somewhere between symbiotes and parasites. *pets her third eye gently*
    8/16*brows shoot up in surprise* I... you... what...? *looks at the third eye* *Does that... make them like a... tick? Or maybe... a flea...?

    Koishi: *chuckles awkwardly at the comparison*
    8/16*cringes at the thought* Think of us more as a symbiote... We find a host... A willing host, mind you, and attach to it. As a result, our thoughts... Merge. And we become one.
    8/16*nods in understanding* So, you used to be... someone else, and yet not? *...but why bring this up? Seems a bit random...*
    8/16*shrugs, and leans back* Because, we are expecting two within the next few days who may be... willing, to undergo the process. I did not wish for you to be disturbed by the idea. *gives him a good look* And no, we do not mean you, either.
    8/16*shrugs* It's their choice, and yours, and I'm not about to get in the way of it. *Never know that humans even COULD become youkai... Learn something new every day, huh...?*
    8/16Indeed, it's the oddest thing, isn't it? I just didn't want for you to be.. frightened by it. *looks down* it's a somewhat gruesome process.
    8/16Erm... so I'm not surprised, I'd like to know what that entails... *I'm also a bit curious, in general...*

    Koishi: Well, you first pull out one of the arteries, after stopping its blood-flow, like... so! *yanks one of her two free* And then you stab the sharp spike on the end into their heart! *stabs it back into herself, as she was slowly turning pale* That's about all there is to it, untill the incubation phase ends...

    Really? That doesn't sound very-

    Koishi: And then their heart rips itself out, signifying the next stage!

    Grue...some...?

    Koishi: *giggles*
    8/16*slaps the side of Koishi* Pretty much. That's how a new one is born, at least. Although, it's been half a millenium since we've been born, so it might be slightly different...
    8/16500 years...? Wow... You don't look a day older than... 20. *12*

    Koishi: *snickers and tries not to laugh* *looks like you caught yourself a closet pedophile, sis~ Though, he's rather nice...*
    8/16*shrugs* Well, I do like him. He's almost good enough to eat, you think?
    8/17Erm... W-what...? *That doesn't sound good at all...*

    Koishi: *Ohh, sis, that was a horible time to slip-up~*
    8/17*sighs, and turns away* My apologies. I was only attempting to jest... *stands up* I'll leave you be, if that is what you want.

    (Is there ever a bad time for turmoil?)
    8/17N-no... I don't to bo left alone... I'm... I'm always alone... I... hate being in a quiet room, with nobody else, for hours, or even days at a time... *I'm always alone in the bakery...*

    Koishi: ...That was a horrible joke... *sigh*
    8/17*turns back around, still looking at the floor* Could you forgive me then, for being an idiot?
    8/17Yes! Easily! ...Plus, even if you were going to actually eat me, it's not like I'd be able to stop it anyways... *Plus, it'd make her happy, if she were the type of youkai that does that, right...? I'd do just about anything to make her happy...*

    Koishi: Aww, that's so sweet! A bit odd, but sweet!
    8/17Well, you know what would make me happy? *taps him in the chest* Stay safe, and be happy. *grins widely* And stuff me full of all the cake you want to. *sticks her tongue out at him*
    8/17*chuckles* But what if you pop? *grins*
    8/17You'll just have to sew me back together, and start all over.
    8/17*laughs* But I don't know how to sew! *grins* I gues that means that I'll just have to love you to pieces, huh? *sticks tongue out at her as his answer to her earlier tongue stick outing*
    8/17*blushes again, not quite meeting his eyes* You keep using that word... Are you sure you want to commit, so easily?
    8/17Well, I'm just about set on the idea of moving down here... I doubt my business will last another month, you know... Though, I do have to wonder who I'd go through to open a shop down here, let alone to get a building to do so. *shrug* *smirk* I love you so very much, to the point that I'd give up what little contact I have with the village, just to be closer to you... All that I regret is that I only have so long to try and make you happy.
    8/17*blushes badly, but this time looks at him* You shouldn't spoil a girl so much with those words... And you should know that there are ways... Both to open up a shop, and to extend the lift of a body.
    8/17All I know of is one that would apparently make me your child... *chuckles* Would it not be a bad thing to go from rather ordinary new lovers, to mother and son in a relationship that would eventually become incestuous...? Plus, the whole gruesome part is... less than a happy part of that.

    Koishi: *Not to mention that you seem to like the little friend of men to stay where they are, sis...* *chuckles* *Not that that needs to be thought on any time soon*
    8/17Actually, if that happened, you'd be in a mother and daughter relationship... But I don't suppose I'd have much of a problem with that... Would I, sister? *winks at her, quite obviously*
    8/17*blushes quite brightly* You don't mean that you two... *blush brightens*

    Koishi: *giggles and grins*
    8/17*grins back at him* *I think he's liking the thought, isn't he, sister?*
    8/17*grins* *ohh, I'd have to agree~ Not to mention that he's bent over a bit. I think he got hard...*
    8/17*Oh, he is, if the whimpering means anything. Of course, Now I'm debating whether to stop it, or tease him some more...*
    8/17*grins predatorally* *Tease, how?*

    Guth: *Notices the creepy grin* Erm... I-is everything alright...?
    8/17*grabs Koishi's hand and begins walking closer* Oh, everything's just fine... *well, what would be the best way to make him freak out?*
    8/17*well, we could tackle him to the ground, while you pull out an artery, and act like you're about to force him to become your cute daughter... You know, now that I think about it, he'd actually be a really adorable girl...* *giggles* *He's slender, can bake, is a bit short, and has such shiny hair~*
    8/17*cuts her a glare* *No, at least, not now. You know what I want, and I know you want it too*
    8/17*Giggles* *Yeah, yeah, you know me to well... I was just pointing out an observation...* *looks at him and mouth waters a bit, now that she thinks about him a bit in the full extent of what she'd love to do with him*

    Erm... you're drooling, you know...
    8/17*grins widely, looking at Koishi* Oh, she is, isn't she? Might as well fix that. *steps in front of Koishi and leans up, wiping it off with her thumb* *Commence operation Break Guth's mind?*
    8/17*Ohh, yeah... Let's!* *looks down, her lip tremblingly timidly, a light blush touching her cheeks*
    8/17*stares back into her eyes, as she slowly leans up to meet her lips, ears burning the whole time*
    8/17Guth: *jaw just about drops, and his errection returns once again, fast enough to lightly thump the bottom of the table* *Looks almost purely at Satori*

    *grabs her sister's butt, and gives a gentle squeeze*
    8/17*shivers and presses her body into Koishi, kissing deeply* *I think he's having fun...*
    8/17*Just about loses herself to the kissing, and uses her thigh to rub Satori a bit*

    *Enjoys the sight of Satori being pleased, a great deal*
    8/17*moanssoftly, before angling herself to rub on Koishi's leg*

    (And in general, since you've been asking how I think it's done, how do you think these scenes have been written?)
    8/17(Quite well)

    Guth: *starts to imagine himself getting these reactions from Satori*

    *nips lightly at her lip*
    8/17*reluctantly disengages herself, before resting her head on Koishi's chest, and staring at Guth* Quite the imagination you have... *wink*
    8/17*Blushes bright red* S-sorry...
    8/17*raises eyebrow at Koishi* *So, how far do you think we should take this?
    8/17Koishi: *Well, you're the one that he loooooves, so you decide~*
    8/17*blushes lightly* *disengages from her, and walks over to Guth, before wrapping her arms about him instead* You know what I want for you to do?
    8/17*Imagines her kissing him, and quickly ends that thought, blushing quite hard, as he's gotten a bit used to having his mind read* W-what?
    8/17*smiles and rests her head on his chest* Stay with me, tonight, and keep me warm. Not that we'd do anything, not at all. Just... sleep.
    8/17*blushes brighter* ...Okay. *smiles*

    Koishi: *You two sure are cute together...*
    8/17*closes her eyes* Thank you, Koishi...
    8/17Koishi: *bites thumb nail* *so jealous... Paruparuparuparu...*

    *A certain green-eyed monster is latched onto her back* *How she got there undetected is beyond any of them*

    Uhh... Who's that on her back...?
    8/17*opens her eyes up, before narrowing them at the girl* Hello, Parsee... Why are you here? For that matter, how did you get in?
    8/17Parsee: Mnn... So jealous... *grabs Koishi's breasts*

    Koishi: geep! *shivers*

    Parsee: So big...

    Koishi: But... y-yours are bigger!
    8/17*narrows her eyes* That doesn't sound right... *tries to read Parsee's mind, as she suspects that it's not actually her*
    8/17Parsee: *So jealous!*

    Koishi: *finally manages to shake her off*
    8/17*detaches herself from Guth* One moment, please... *stalks over to Parsee, before putting her boot on top of her* What is wrong with you?
    8/17Parsee: *rubs head* I'm so jealous of your strength, and that you'd worry about me!
    8/17*raises her eyebrow* You're stronger than I, last I checked. At least, physically. And you're not acting like you should... You're not all grouchy.
    8/17Parsee: I-I have no idea what you're talking about! *Maybe I should latch onto her...*
    8/17No, you shouldn't! ...*Koishi, do you feel anything wrong with her?*
    8/17Koishi: Isn't she just having withdrawls from not feeling jealous? *shrugs*
    8/17*strokes her chin* Possibly... But what could...

    Kisume: *from outside* Parsee! Where did you go!!!?

    Well, that explains it...
    8/17Parsee: Eep! *runs out of the room, mumbling things about being jealous* *So jealous! What does she like me so much!*

    Koishi: *...Well, that explains it... from what little I remember, Kisume really, really enjoyed the things I did to her...*

    Guth: ...It sure is lively down here...
    8/17*sighs* That is rather... odd, even for them though. Normally, Parsee's as liable to hammer a nail in you as she is to talk to you.
    8/17Guth: ...How... pleasant... *I really need to avoid that girl...*
    8/17Kisume: Parsee! Come nibble on my bucket! It feels so good...

    *facepalm* She's not that bad... I'm sure Guy is thankful of her, in an odd sort of way.
    8/17Guth: Really? Why?
    8/17Because she allowed him to meet his lady love. Or rather, spider love. *pauses* At least, after he was caught wearing her dress right on her bridge just outside of town
    8/17Wait, what...? He's a crossdresser?
    8/17*laughs* Nope. He doesn't have a clue how it happened. You know how those things go.
    8/17In the year I've been here, I've seen many things I can't explain. Such as the couple days that the entire town was turned into women... That was a very awkward time I had... *Especially when bathing, and using the bathroom...*
    8/17*raises eyebrow* So, I wonder, were you more developed than I am now?

    (Btw, I can't stay up for much longer tonight, and I won't be back until late tomorrow, probably. Just thought I'd let ya know.)
    8/17(Aww... I'll miss you~ *gives a tight hug* [*and a kiss*])

    Erm... Y-yeah... What made matters worse, was the sheer number of looks I got from the ones that I assumed to be men... It was a rather embarassing time, but all the other men were too busy doing stupid things to feel the same... Such as feeling themselfs up, and stranger things... I mean, it wouldn't have been so bad, had they done it in private... *blushes* but they did it in the streets!
    8/17(I'll miss you too. I've liked doing this. But I've got about an hour, so I'll try to make the most of it. *hugs back just as tightly* Oh, and trying to mark your territory?)

    *snickers the whole way through his explanation* Well, at least you know what it's like to be treated like a piece of meat. *pats his hand gently* That's why I went for you... You were trying to be nice the whole time, even when I was just a stranger.
    8/17(*blushes scarlet* E-err... Umm... Ahah... [Just a tad~])

    Yeah... I just wish that others treated the odd situation with more respect... *sigh* *I mean, sure, I felt myself some, but I didn't start m-masturbating in public... That's disgusting!*
    8/17Yeah, well the human village isn't exactly the pinnacle of civilization. From the sound of it, most of them run around and screw anything that moves. The moment they'd turn into women, of course they'd try and find out if they could do it to themselves... *shakes her head* Still, it could have been worse...

    (Hrm... You know, what am I going to do with you? *grins*)
    8/17(*giggles*)

    Yeah... back home, when my home still existed, people were nice... But the village? That place is just... wow...
    8/17What the place needs is a psychiatrist, or at the least a constable. That many people running around, and no dedicated police force? Just begging for trouble... *sighs* Not that the oni are much different... But at least they value honesty too much.

    (Well, I think I have one idea.)
    8/17Sound like good people...

    (What~?)
    8/17(Well, if you're aiming to claim me, might as well return the favor, hrm?)

    They are good people, that like to punch things and get drunk. Simple folk. *gets a distant look in her eye* But that's all you need sometimes.
    8/17(*smiles*)

    You okay?
    8/17*shakes head* Yeah, I'm fine. Just hoping it stays simple...

    ([*gives a peck on the cheek*] Ok. Now I'm gonna and blush all night long.)
    8/17(Aww, leaving? So soon...? *pouts* I'll miss you! [*redirects his kiss to land on her lips*] *blushes*)

    Why wouldn't it?
    8/17*gives a slight grin* This is Gensokyo. It never does.

    (I've got until midnight... doesn't mean I can't get a head start blushing though... Still, gonna have to be careful of a pretty lady like you)
    8/17I guess you have a point... Things like this would never have happened in chernobyl...
    8/17Indeed, I doubt it would have. Although, that name... It sounds familiar... Rusko?
    8/17(What's Rusko? All I'm getting is a band, when I search it...)
    8/17(Ah, probably is wrong... It's something along the lines of Russian... in russian. XD)
    8/17*lifts a brow* I'm Russian, if that's what you're asking.
    8/17So it is the one I had thought of... *gives him a steady look* How long have you been here, did you say?
    8/17(Though, do tell me when you go! XD I'd hate to wait like crazy for no reason~ *yanyan*)

    A year.
    8/17(Well, considering I was going to say this is my last post... Goodnight Sona, sleep well. I'll see your pretty face tomorrow evening... Well, metaphorically speaking, at least)

    *sighs* Chernobyl was wiped out by a nuclear catastrophe over thirty years ago, if I do recall... *looks away* If what I'm thinking is correct, you weren't shifted just in space, but in time...
    8/17(*blushes* G-goodnight, Begi...)

    ...Huh... Really? I... Wow... I never knew that... I never even suspected a thing! ...But how?
    8/17(Well... I've got time before I leave, so I'll update both real quick. Give you sommat to do while I'm gone.)

    *nods sagely* Yes, it's been quite a while. As for the how... *shrugs* The border is a creation Yukari's... She can manipulate both time and space, so any creation of yours could probably suck you in from any time period. *looks back away* ...It also means that anyone who might remember you on the other side will truly have forgotten you.
    8/18...Well, that's a very round-about way of doing things... Though, it also would explain that semi-nice guy who looks like a pharoh...
    8/18(Hey there Sona... I'm back, finally...)

    *raises eyebrow* Is there anything that is even slightly straight forward?
    8/18Around here? No, not really. Well, not here, in particular. I mean, life was, in general, rather strait forward in the outside... Wait, would that make me over 30 years older than I think I am, if only technically...?
    8/18*shrugs* As far as I can tell, you don't look like you're thirty years old, much less fifty. It's hard to judge sometimes, since I'm not a human... But you don't look older. You've just been displaced.
    8/18Well, that's good... How old DO I look? *smiles charmingly* *He looks like a 16 year old girl, minus the chest, and with moderately less hip*
    8/18That depends... *smiles coyly* Should I tell a lady her age? *sticks her tongue out* You look young though, almost too young. Perhaps Gensokyou's been affecting you...
    8/18*Sighs* Yes, I get it, I have a feminine appearance... However, I'm twenty-eight. *She doesn't have to poke fun at me at every chance, does she...? I mean, I've had men hit on me before, outside of that one... unique expecience, so I'd hope I'd realise that...*
    8/18*pats him on the shoulder, gently* Sorry, I don't mean to be ragging you so much... But you need to be able to take a little bit of heat. *snorts* After all, do I look like a little girl to you?
    8/18Well, yeah... (Though, I suppose that's just part of her charm... Part of what makes her, her. And the main thing that I love about her appearance, even though her personality is the main atraction...)

    Koishi: *giggles* *He really IS a closet pedophile, huh...?*
    8/18*yes, he is* Of course, what about wanting to stuff me full of your cake? *sticks her tongue out* Something about me that you want to be more charming?
    8/18W-well... *blushes* *I guess she could use a tad more meat on her bones, but I can't really say that... Women are sensetive about such silly things, right?* N-nothing at all! I think you're quite close to perfect!
    8/18*grins widely* Really? Now, where exactly do you want that said meat? *I wonder how flustered I can get him...*
    8/18A-a-ahh! *head gets a bit chaotic* A-ahh... W-w-well... I, umm... You, umm... *mutters, with a blush on his face* You look a bit anorexic...
    8/18*raises an eyebrow* So everything needs more? How... interesting...
    8/18*Looks down with an adorably red face*

    Koishi: *nose bleeds slightly* *cuuuuuute...*
    8/18*smiles and leans up to kiss him again* It's too bad that I want to take this slow, as I'm having many dangerous thoughts begin to dance in my head.
    8/18(You know, I'm so going to have to add Guthree to my underground... He's just too cute! XD)

    *touches the place that was kissed, with a bright blush* *imagines all sorts of naughty things that aren't half as perverted as what Satori is thinking*
    8/18(Why not? You've already got the Chernobyl raven... Why not a survivor? And it gives Satori someone, at least)

    *shakes her head again* Not quite like that... I'm a bit more flexible than you're imagining.
    8/18*gets a mental image of her as a contortionist* *giggles a bit*
    8/18*rolls her eyes* You know, you have the oddest thoughts... Maybe I should dress you up in a body suit and teach you how to contort like that.
    8/18*Blushes* That... sounds painful...
    8/18Oh, you know I'd make it worth your while... *winks at him* Besides, once we stretch a few bones out of their sockets, no problems at all.
    8/18Now it sounds even more painful! *imagine himself being bent into many impossible shapes*
    8/18*now it is her turn to giggle* My, the shape of a pretzel? Good thing you're so lanky, or that'd be impossible otherwise.
    8/18Please don't bend me into a pretzle...
    8/18*chuckles* Why would I? I quite like the shape you're in right now... *almost runs a hand along him, before stopping herself*
    8/18But I'm not masculine at all... *pouts slightly* I'm just a baker... *looks sadly at the ground*
    8/18Guth... *shakes her head* I like the shape you're in... I don't care if you're not one of those musclebound oafs... Actually, I prefer it that you're not. So please, don't think poorly of yourself... *Ok, Koishi, what's the best way to stroke a guy's ego? The obvious?*
    8/18Koishi: *Saying how great his accomplishment are, how large his little buddy is, and how good he is in the sack is how I usually have done it~*

    R-really...? *smiles slightly*
    8/18*Of course, but how to use the truth with it, too...* Yes, really. I want you to be happy, and I want to be happy. I ask nothing more of you. *third eye blinks, and immediately claps her hands over her mouth*
    8/18*hugs her against his chest* Thank you...
    8/18*only nods quietly against his chest, not wanting to let the words out of her mouth*
    8/18Koishi: *with a playful smirk, pulls Satori's arms behind her back* *It's not good to do that, sis~ It'll make it worse!*
    8/18*immediately has her eyes widens, as her lips begin to tremble... Nothing... nothing more than... please... *quietly as possible, though still quite loud* ...fuck me...
    8/18*blushes bright red once more* E-erm... I-isn't th-that supposed to wait untill we kn-know eachother better...? *hardens, poking against her stomach*
    8/18That's what I'm trying to do. *blushes, but doesn't pull away* But there's what my mind and heart wants... Adn there's what my body and subconscious want.
    8/18*nervously whispers* S-so... which w-w-would you like to listen to...? *hardens further, pressing her belly a bit hard*
    8/18*grimaces, as her body starts to heat up* I... we shouldn't... I want to see if we can make this work... Not make you into some... some sort of toy...
    8/18W-well,if you say so... But would the transition from love-interest, to toy, really be such a sudden thing? *tightens his hug*
    8/18*her breath starts to get shorter as she stares at him with wide eye, blush growing brighter and brighter* But, you're a person... Shouldn't just use you to... to satisfy my needs... *but this feels so nice, having him here doing this...*
    8/18Koishi: *You know, sister, it's less of a fact that he'll become a toy to you, and more of a fear. I treat everyone as one would a lover, you know~ Well, everyone I take a fancy to, which is most everyone. It's not easy to start treating others as toys, if you actually love them~*

    Alright. If that is truely what you want, than I shall drop the subject. *smiles gently, down at her*
    8/18*I know it's a fear... but allow me my irrational ones for a little while, at least?* *sighs, and hugs him tightly, falling limp* Thank you... Just give us some time... Thank you.
    8/18*Fine, fine~*

    I will. All the time I have, I will give to you. *smiles* *More of a sentimental statement, than a fact, as I doubt I'd literally be able to give her ALL of my time...*
    8/18*chuckles wearily* I know a maid that might be able to help you there.
    8/18...It's not that scary one that vanishes, is it...? She scares me, with how cold she acts... I don't get how someone who is my best customer can be so cold! *shudders*
    8/18(Ok, I'm about to fall asleep. Goodnight, Sona, and sleep well. I'll see ya later.)

    That's the one... But I think she prefers to be professional... Besides, considering all the humans, souldn't she be cold?
    8/18(*hugs* G'night!)

    *sighs* I guess you have a point... But still, she's threatened me over saying that I'm out of stock on some things...
    8/18*strokes her chin* Well, if she continues to be your customer, she'll have to answer to me if she does that.
    8/19*Smiles widely* Thank you!
    8/19*smiles back* You're very welcome. *glances at one of the clocks in the room* But I believe it is getting late. I should be retiring...
    8/19A-and you still w-want me to... sleep next to you, or...? *blushes and fidgets nervously* *I hope I don't get a boner, as that'd be awkward...*
    8/19*grabs him by the hand, while still smiling* I still require a pillow, after all. I think that you might do.
    8/19*smiles, blush brightening* O-okay.
    8/19*silently leads him on through the house, unable to keep the spring out of her step*
    8/19*follows with a blush* *This'll be the first time I've slept next to a g-girl...*
    8/19*smiles up at him* Well, I can't recall if I've ever done the same with a man... And I've got a long memory... *opens the door to her room, revealing her bed, with a cat and a raven perched on the end*
    8/19Orin: *Err... are they going to...* *blushes, but her fur hides it*
    8/19Okuu: *hey, it's the good smelling human! Come sleep with me!*

    *chuckles, and shakes her head at Orin* No, not that... Just sleep. *steps behind a screen, and begins to change for the night.*
    8/19Ahh, that reminds me... Should I sleep as I am, or...? *I really hope she doesn't try to get me to borrow something which is obviously meant for a girl...*
    8/19*giggles* N=I won't do that to you... there should be something in one of the closets that should be... acceptable. Go ahead and look.
    8/19*looks in the closets* Hrm... Pink, pink, pink, pink, grey? Ohh, this grey PJ set looks like it'd fit just right! *smiles*
    8/19I wonder where I got that from... *shrugs* *pulls on her own nightgown, after disrobing her regular clothes*
    8/19*doesn't look a gift horse in the mouth and blushes at the thought of Satori wearing one of the gowns he saw while looking*
    8/19*can't help but to grin* I don't believe it's quite that low cut, but overall, about correct.
    8/19*blushes furiously*
    8/19*exits the screen, and beckons him over to the bed.* It's alright, nothing too daring. Of course, I might be out of date, as we don't worry about such things too much down here.
    8/19N-no, it's very cute... *answers the call to go to the bed*
    8/19*smiles at him* Thank you. *lays down on the bed, staring at him expectantly*
    8/19*lies down beside her, a pink blush on his cheeks*
    8/19*wraps her arms around him, nuzzling his chest* Sleep well, Guth. You'll be safe here.

    Okuu: *crawls on top of Guth and sits on him, curling up for sleep*
    8/19Orin: *lays on Satori's legs, purring happily, in a position that looks uncomfortable as hell, and yet seems to love it* *Goodnight, master...*

    Guth: *wasn't expecting that, so flinches lightly, but quickly calms himself* Goodnight, love... *kisses her forehead*
    8/19*smiles and kisses his cheek* Goodnight Guth. And good night, Orin and Okuu.
    8/19*Quickly falls asleep* *snores quietly, and quite cutely*
    8/19*watches him for a little while before she also falls asleep, a smile on her face*
    8/19*Eventually wakes up* Mnn...? *looks about, seeing the three he shared the bed with asleep, noticing Okuu had turn back into her humanoid form, and now realizing that the raven from last night was actually her, too*
    8/19Okuu: Mmmm... good smell human. *has rolled around opposite of satori, and pulled the two into a giant hug, smushing them with her chest*
    8/19*Atleast I can breathe this time...* *sighs*
    8/19Okuu: Huh, wuzzat? *blinks her eyes* Did someone say... *sees the human looking, and smiles sleepily* Hello, human...
    8/19Hello, Okuu. *smiles at her*
    8/19Okuu: *grins* You smell nice, human. And you don't stare. Is nice... *leans back down and hugs the two even closer*
    8/19Why... would I... stare at you...? *getting a bit snug*
    8/19Okuu: I don't know... Master has just said that I should hide myself, as people stare at me. They never stare me in the eyes though, so I don't know what they do!
    8/19I... I see. I think I have an... idea what they look at... Though, I... can't tell you... S-sorry.
    8/19Okuu: Really? Why not? *leans back and tilts her head* I've always wondered.
    8/19I don't think your master would tell you, herself, if she wanted you to... I think she wants you to stay as happy and pure as can be... *smiles sadly* Very few can remain that way for long, with the way the world is...
    8/19Okuu: *crosses her eyes* I think I see what you mean. But does that mean that you're here to make me happy? Or to make her?
    8/19*smiles* Why can't you both be happy? If I make her happy, won't that make other happier, too? *chuckles* Not all things have to be either, or, you know.
    8/19Perhaps they don't have to be. But He is correct, Okuu. Perhaps he can make us all happy. *looks up at the two, a smile on her face* Good morning Okuu, Guth.

    Okuu: *gives a giant grin* Good morning master!
    8/19Good morning, Satori. Did you sleep well? *smiles charmingly*

    Orin: *yawns* *So much racket...* *looks about* *G'morning, master...* *yawns again*
    8/19And good morning, Orin. *pets her head gently, while pulling Guth to her* And I believe That I did quite well. It was lovely having you next to me. *gives him a chaste kiss* Thank you

    Okuu: *lucky human, he got one from master...* *frowns jealously at them*
    8/19*blushes* Th-thank you.
    8/19*raises her eyebrow* Are you copying me? *grins slightly*
    8/19N-no! Nothing of the sort! *blushes brighter*

    Koishi: *pops up out of nowhere* *kisses Okuu* There, happy now, Okuu~?
    8/19Okuu: *smiles initially, but stubbornly shakes her head* No, not from master.

    Satori: *sighs, then leans up to peck Okuu* There. Are you satisfied?
    8/19Guth: *giggles*

    Koishi: *giggles*

    Orin: *hops off the bed, and goes to sleep under it*
    8/19Orin, you don't need to be like that... *shakes her head*

    Okuu: Yay, thank you master! *squeezes all three of them* I love you...

    And I love you too, little Okuu.
    8/19Orin: *drifts off to sleep*

    *smiles at the hug, but squirms a bit* B-bit tight...

    Koishi: *giggles*
    8/19Okuu: oops! Sorry, forget that you more fragile than master.

    *chuckles* My apologies, Guth. She doesn't know her own strength.
    8/19*gasps for air* I-it's... nothing... n-no harm... done...
    8/19You're lying, but it's alright. At least you're trying...
    8/19*rubs the back of his head* S-sorry, I... think...
    8/19*pats his head* Don't be. I'm just teasing. And you're not freaking out about this. *raises an eyebrow* Not many can take a lady like Okuu laying on top of them naked without getting bothered.

    Okuu: Unyuu?
    8/19*chuckles* Well, it's nothing I haven't seen, due to having during that one odd time... just... hers are larger, in some places. Much, much, much larger...
    8/19*raises an eyebrow* *If i'm reading it correctly, he's not... overly attracted? He's acted like he prefers mine over hers*
    8/19*Plus, I don't particularly like big breasts, anyways...*
    8/19*grins* Just short, plump ones?
    8/19*blushes brightly* *timmidly nods*
    8/19*smiles, and leans up again to kiss him*
    8/19*smiles and kisses back a bit*
    8/19*enjoys it for a few moments, and pulls back* I think we should get going now, though. After all, we do have an audience.

    Okuu: What were you two doing?
    8/19Koishi: They were making eachother feel good~

    *blushes brightly*
    8/19Okuu: Aww... does that mean that they can make us feel good too?
    8/19Koishi: Why don't you tell me? *kisses Okuu*

    *blushes bright red*
    8/19Okuu: *beats her wings* *this feels nice... But why can't sister and human join in?

    *also blushes bright red*
    8/19Koishi: *deepens the kiss, licking the inside of Okuu's mouth* *Yes, why can't she, and he, join in, indeed~?*
    8/19*because I don't know if he is ready...* *begins to sneak her hands around him anyways*
    8/19*Busy trying to avert his eyes, and blushing*

    Koishi: *giggles*
    8/19Okuu: *mmmm...* *hand trails down to grasp Guth's member*
    8/19*twitches in her hand* W-wha...? *shivers*
    8/19Okuu: Unyuu? *blinks*

    Okuu, you should probably stop doing that... *grips him a bit tighter*
    8/19*bucks against her almost painfully warm hand*
    8/19*pushes Okuu away gently and straddles him, looking him in the eyes* You're alright now. Nothing's going to happen... *tilts her head, before starting to grin* Unless you wanted that to happen?
    8/19*...Why am I being straddled?* N-no, it's just that my hips, err... They acted on their own, as her hands felt... weird... *So very, very warm...*
    8/19*blinks, and blushes again* I think... I kinda wanted to. *leans down closer, under her breath* Besides, I would like to have the pleasure of doing that to you first. Not Okuu.
    8/19*blushes and smiles happily* And I would want you to, too.
    8/19*grins, and leans closer* well, I might need to go ahead and take care of that, before Okuu gets carried away again.
    8/19I... I- I... *face goes crimson*
    8/19*leans down to kiss him, as her hand snakes down* You don't have to speak... Just think.
    8/19*I love you... I love you so very much, Satori... You've made me far happier in the last day, than I've been in a year...
    8/19And I believe... I love you, Guth. *finally reaches him and grips gently*
    8/19*bucks gently* *smiles with a light blush on his face, raising a brow* *Only believe? You've been pretty darn loving thus far...*
    8/19*smiles gently* I'm old, Guth. Let my mind catch up to where my hearts been leading
    8/19*giggles* *You're only as old as you act... And you act quite young, you know!*

    Koishi: *You do, sis~ You act like a mature young person~*
    8/19Well, if I'm just a mature young person... *squeezes once and begins to stroke* I suppose I can act rashly, then.
    8/19Mmm...! *pants lightly* *S-so good...*
    8/19*leans down to attack his lips as she strokes even more quickly*
    8/19*throbs and twitches in her hand, showing that he's already getting close* *Mmm... Y-you're really good at... th-this...*
    8/19*merely gives another squeeze as she rubs even more quickly* I do... try...
    8/19*tenses up as his milky gunk begins to shoot out, coating the front of the PJs quite well, and making it look slightly like he wet himself*
    8/19*smiles widely as she keeps kissing him, eventually letting up* Oh my... that was quite a lot you put out.
    8/19*blushes* *e-err... It is...? I normally let out that much...* *blush brightens* I... I love you...
    8/19*hugs him firmly, not minding the wet spot pressing against her* It was. But... I love you, too. *smirks slightly* *not going to let those humans up there get their hands on him. He's mine*
    8/19Koishi: *Aww, how cute~*

    *hugs back gently*
    8/19*gives a grand sigh* Too bad you're spent, or we could have some more fun.

    Okuu: *leans down next to the two* more fun?
    8/19*gulps, and gets another errection at that prospect*
    8/19*feels him pressing against her, and returns the favor with her own hips* Or... perhaps not.
    8/19*blushes* Ahah... S-sorry, natural responce...
    8/19Oh, poo... *looks up at him through her eyelashes* Does this mean that I can only respond naturally, then?
    8/19*hardens further, to the point of it causing him pain* W-w-well... Umm... *You can do whatever you like...* *blushes*
    8/19*smirks, and backs further away from him, head staying near* Well, I'm curious about something...
    8/19W-what...?
    8/19*stares at the erection, a slight bit of drool leaking* What does a baker taste like...
    8/19Erm... I'd guess sweet...? *feels slightly uncomfortable from the question*
    8/20Only one way to find out... *begins to stroke him through the pants once again*

    (I tell you, it's rather odd to be on this side of the activity)
    8/20(Likewise...)

    *groans, and enjoys the rubbing* *So good... So ver good... S-still so very sensetive...* *bucks gently*
    8/20(Skip over it?)
    8/20(If you like! XD I'm fine with either way~)
    8/20(Hrm... well, considering I'm unsure as how to describe it, I'm fine with skipping)
    8/20(Skip is A-okay~ Go ahead, and skip to the end~)
    8/20(Roger that... Now where to begin...)

    *lays her head on his chest, heart somewhat giddy still* That was... interesting, wasn't it? *grins softly* Least you enjoyed it, right?
    8/20*pants raggedly, feeling drained after being... drained* *Y-yeah...* *kisses her cheek, as her lips would probably be less than tasty right about now* *I love you.*
    8/20(that was a bad pun)

    Love you too... *snuggles in, and closes her eyes* Wanna go back to sleep.
    8/20*chuckles* Well, why not? *smiles*
    8/20Ok then. *begins to snore lightly as she nods off*
    8/20*snuggles with her* *Goodnight, Satori...* *quickly falls asleep*
    8/20(So... we survived to the fifth day?
    8/20(At the cost of a very, very small portion of the human village worrying about him. Keine, and a number of children.)
    8/20(Well, we're going to have to go and get his stuff, right? I was waiting for a confrontation the last time around... Good to see the actions having consequences, though)
    8/20(Yep, we are. Which is why it will come up~)
    8/20(It's your turn, by the way ;P)
    8/20Orin: *yawns* *Jeez, I'm being made to look ordinary, with them sleeping so much...* *hops on the bed, and begins to walk across the three of them, while bapping the raven who is once more in her raven form*
    8/20(Ah, sorry, sorry. -_- must have fallen asleep before I remembered. Plus, had odd dream, and was writing down what little I remembered.)

    Okuu: Unyuu! *flaps her wings, before settling into the crack between the two*
    8/20Orin: *sighs and baps Satori's cheek lightly, as she usually does to wake her up*
    8/20*grumbles* Leave me alone, Orin. Shleepin'... *reaches out and grabs around Orin, pulling her in like a doll.
    8/20*squirm, trying to escape the dreaded sleep hug*
    8/20*pulls her tighter, drooling on the fur as she does*

    (I've done this so many times... xD)
    8/20*thrashes about, not wanting to have to worry about a great number of indirect kisses when next she cleans herself*
    8/20*grips her tightly, before nuzzling the girl* Soft Orin...
    8/20*blushes under her fur, and thrashes less*
    8/20*gives her a kiss on the ear before letting her head fall again*
    8/20(But yeah. Need to get working on Touhoumon post haste. Merlin's disappointed with me.)
    8/20*blushes brightly, and gives up* Nya... *starts to snuggle in*
    8/20(Why, what'd she say? XD)
    8/20*smiles happily* Nya... to you too...

    (Don't remember, but I had a dream where there was a huge social meeting of everyone Touhou, and I was waiting for them to get there (as she was apparently my only friend besides Tokiko in said dream). I don't remember what she said, but every time I saw her, she was disappointed. Course, then it got weird and I ended up going back in time to win a race that I shouldn't have won and causing an aurora to appear in the future and frazzle electronics. But I'd rather that she had been mad at me...)
    8/20(Aww...)

    *purrs, and slowly drifts off*
    8/20(Yup, I know. I'm having game characters show up in my head... *sighs* anywho. do you want to cut to Renko and Mary now?)
    8/20(Good idea!)

    Mari: Hrm... We've been so close to finding it for days now, but we still haven't pinpointed the exact location of gensoukyo... Any idea what we might be doing wring...?
    8/20(Well, I couldn't think of any sleep scene variations...)

    Renko: You're the one that can see the border, Mary. But we're currently two seconds off our previous location longitudinally. Have we gone farther away, or is the border still there?
    8/20It's still there, but... it as though it's the same distance, as though it's... moving.
    8/20I wonder... Do you think someone on the inside knows we're there?
    8/20Well, in the dreams there IS that one woman with similar powers to mine, but so very... skilled with them. I wouldn't be surprised if she knew, honestly...
    8/20You've told me. She creates the borders, and you sense them. *strokes her chin* What direction is the border, do you say?
    8/20*points at it, but it immediately vanishes* Ehh? It's... gone. Ehh?! There are now another ten, no, twenty, and rising!
    8/20*begins walking in the direction she first pointed* It is an illusion. Let's see if we can break it.
    8/20...Is it getting dark around here? Everthing but us is turning... black, and full of eyes, to me... *follows after Renko, slightly scared*
    8/20It is. *grabs her hand* Come on, Mary, let's explore. We might be getting somewhere.
    8/20*Giggles can be heard echoing through the darkness*

    W-what the hell...? Just now, another thousand borders opened... *squeezes the hand tighter*
    8/20*Stares into the darkness as she continues walking, challenging it*
    8/20Yukari: *pops out of a gap before them, sticking only her upper body out* Ufufu~ My, you made it to this point faster than I imagined you would~ *grins, and covers her face with a fan*

    You... you're... The one that created the land we seek... aren't you... *looks at her in wonder*
    8/20*looks at her for a moment, tilting her head* You're the maiden of boundaries, are you not? The one that haunts my friend's dreams?
    8/20Yukari: That I am~ *chuckles* Though, haunt makes me sound like some sort of ghost~ Plus, it's not as though I intend to wind up in her head. It's just that I wake-up in there, some times. It's probably due to her innate talent with the highest form of magic, even if it's of the lowest of borders involved. Ohh, and welcome to the border between the worlds. *grins* I've been watching you a great deal~ I wouldn't want anything bad to happen to you. Or for you to accidentally use a higher form of border manipulation, and to have it backfire in some way. Such a thing could rip a hole in reality, and destroy us all, if left unattended~

    *gulps* that... sounds really bad...
    8/20*raises an eyebrow* if that is the case, such events have happened in the past? I know of a few times where we were going to try something, but were dissuaded somehow. Such as the event 3 months, 2 weeks 4 days 3 hours 12 minutes and 57 seconds ago.
    8/20Ohh, that was me keeping her from doing anything particularly... foolish.

    What would have happened, had we tried? *Let's see just what she knows*

    *Chuckles* Ohh, I know a lot of things. Such as that you would have created a black-hole, and destroyed the outside-world.

    You... can read minds?

    Ohh, yes, I picked up that trick a long time ago. About 19,000 years ago, to be... semi-exact. *shrugs*
    8/20*glances at Mary* Isn't there some sort of creature that is capable of that? Someone that you've seen in your dreams before? I don't quite recall...
    8/20Yukari: Ohh, there is~ I learned from one. *giggles*

    A... satori, I think?

    Yukari: Correct~
    8/20*raises her eyebrows* Big furry monsters that look like yeti?
    8/20Yukari: They might get mad if you think about them like that... *snickers* Ohh, Koishi would get a kick out of that, but Satori... She might get a bit offended~

    They look human, but have an odd little ball of strings, right? That's what they looked like in the dreams...

    Yukari: Correct~
    though, that ball is their heart.
    8/20*suddenly snorts* Darn. From that description, it sounded like they're walking talking cat toys.
    8/20Yukari: Funnily enough, they have a pet cat. I'm sure she's probably gone for the eye before, as it does bob about as they walk...
    8/20Indeed. *glances around the area* So, tell me, what do you plan to do with us. Sound like we're at your mercy.
    8/20*giggles* Ohh, you are~ If I were to leave this border, you'd have no way out, as I've already sealed the stronger of your powers, Mari~ I mean, you look so very cute with a ribbon in you hair~

    *feels hair* Eep!

    It only keeps you from using any particularly dangerous things. If you know how to do it correctly, it wont stop you. Now, it's about time I sent you to hell~
    8/20Wait, what? *glares at her, grabbing Mary's hand and pulling her closer* Now what's this about being sent to hell?
    8/20Ohh, you'll see~ *all of the borders around them close at once, and they find themself in a rather hot cavern. It's a good thing that hell isn't particularly hot, due to Okuu not maintaining it for a whole day. Not that they are directly in hell, but they are just outside of it*

    ...I... Are we in hell...?
    8/20*glancing about* That's what she said, Mary. Okuu... I remember that name. The hell raven. So we're not in hell proper. Just the former one.
    8/20Well, if this is the hell that the nuclear raven takes care of, doesn't that mean that there should be a city around here... somewhere?
    8/20*waits patiently for Yukari to answer the question*

    (truth be told, I was gonna have Renko just fall into a river and go that way. :P but this works just as well)
    8/20Yukari: *sticks an arm out of a gap, pointing towards the direction that DOESN'T get brighter* Jeez... So lazy~
    8/20*rolls her eyes* Thanks, but I'm not a man. I'd prefer to ask for directions. And not fall into eternal flames.

    (I feel like I just insulted myself)
    8/20*gap closes* Meh, you'd just get burned to death, and then get sent to the yama with a pretty darn clean soul, as the flames of hell scrub away the evils of those burned.

    ...What a cleanly fire... *giggles*

    *sigh*
    8/20*raises her eyebrow* Did you knock a few screws loose? As Mary's acting more... ditzy, than usual.

    (4.5k words... And I've still not gotten anywhere)
    8/20(Heh... Sounds like my fic! XD several chapters can pass with nothing meaningful happening, hehe...)

    Side effect of the ribbon, I'm afraid. It'll get better, though. Rumia's did, even if the ribbon didn't seal anything thanks to Mima's effort.
    8/20(Haha, aye. Well, Once Gray is done with Nitori, we can set out towards the next target!)

    Good. I'd rather not have my friend turned into a bimbo any longer than necessary.
    8/20[Heh, done with... *giggles*]

    Plus, seeing so many borders at once probably didn't help.
    8/20(Just wait until I'm done with you, then...)

    Still, my statement remains.
    8/20[*drools*]

    Well, goodbye~

    ...How can we be sure she's gone...?

    How, indeed?
    8/20(*smirks and winks*)

    In other words, we don't. Let's get going, Mary. *pulls her close to her and begins walking along*
    8/20*Is careful not to trip on anything, as the ground has a fair number of bones strewn about near hell*
    8/20*keeps on walking, until one foot steps onto a wooden plank, which creaks*
    8/20...Uh-oh... This is THAT creaky squeeky bridge, isn't it...?
    8/20I think it may be... *waits for anyone to speak*
    8/20*As nobody seems to be popping out, takes another step*

    Parsee: ...What are you doing, going over my bridge...? *glares at* ...What a cute ribbon... I'm so j- *shakes head* No. Not now, Parsee! I need to interrogate these humans... *glares at again*
    8/20Interrogate... I see. *glances about* I see a distinct lack of iron maidens, thumb screws or racks. Is this the proper way to greet outsiders into Gensokyo?
    8/20Parsee: *shrugs* Hell if I know... Plus, hammers are the most effective tool for the job! Good for so many things, you know? *grins* Are you one of these things?

    She's getting a bit scary, Renko...

    Parsee: Is it safe?

    Eek!

    (*blushes*)
    8/20(Why the blush? :P)

    Is what safe? If you're asking whether you're allowed to hammer me and Mary, then the answer is no.
    8/20(You winked at me...)

    Parsee: You don't look like you're from that place. Where are you from, little girls. *gives them a hug from behind by way of double head-lock*

    Yamame: *zips down her line, and gives Parsee a flipping kicking in the head* Leave the humans be... They only seemed to want across your bridge.

    *scampers away, now that she's free of having her throat crushes*
    8/20(I was wondering if you'd respond to that. *grins* just checking. Didn't know if my charm had stopped working)

    Renko: Great. A giant spider At least she seems to be on our side... Or should I get ready to scream?

    Guy: *slowly floats down a line, staring at Yamame* Now you're just being a show off.

    Renko: Correction. Two giant spiders.
    8/20(I forgot to respond! XD)

    Well, in the dreams, the yellow haired one seemed kind... *thinks for a moment* The one that doesn't have green eyes, that is...

    Parsee: Oww... So jealous of that sucker kick...

    Yamame: Yes, yes, we know. You're always jealous over something...

    Parsee: *eyes flare green* *orbs of green start to materialize*

    Yamame: You should escape around now, humans... *clouds of green start to spread*
    8/20Guy: I'll get them, dear. *grabs them up in his arms and begins to take off across the bridge* The Spider Express has left the depot. Next stop...?
    8/20(Oh, I see. Now, I supppose I'll have to figure out whether to go easy or hard on you, then)
    8/20Mari: Some sort of safe place...? We were looking for the city down here...

    Yamame: *with everyone out of the way, starts to really release her diseases, to the point of suffocating Parsee*

    Parsee: *orbs fizzle* D-dammit...! *gets knocked out*

    Yamame: *sucks the disease from the air, and starts to cleanse Parsee's blood* Shuch nashteh blood...
    8/20Renko: Yes, that'd be for the best. Someplace where we won't get hammered by crazy youkai.

    Guy: *snorts* Then you don't want to go to the ancient city. You'll just get hammered by crazy oni, instead.
    8/20Mari: *gets whispers from Yukari into her ear* ...The palace. Apparently, they're expecting us...?
    8/20Renko: Just because of that, I'm wary of going.

    Guy: Don't worry about it. Satori's good folk. Just mind the raven... *begins leaping across the cave, until they exit in the spider webs above the ancient city*
    8/20...Thanks for helping us, mister...?
    8/20Guy: The names Guy. Last name... doesn't really matter. I'm Yamame's mate, if you're wondering.
    8/20Mari: ...Oddly, I've never had dreams of you... I have had dreams of everyone I've met thus far, but not you... Odd...
    8/20Guy: *blushes* I'm.. rather new, you might say. But I'd hate to imagine you spying on the two of us...
    8/20New?
    8/20Guy: I only became a youkai a few days ago. *finally reaches to the spot on the web above the palace*
    8/20Really? I had no idea that youkai work that way... There was nothing in my dreams that supported that...
    8/20Guy: Eh, you're telling me. I'm just an outsider, so I wouldn't know. *grins happily* But the best thing is that she's expecting.
    8/20I'm happy for you two. *smiles*
    8/20Guy: *beams at her* Thank you much! *looks down at the quiet girl* What's bothering you, though?

    Renko: ...Can't see the stars. And don't like spiders.
    8/20Aww, it's not good to be racist, Renko! *looks at her with a look of disappointment*
    8/20Renko: Last I checked, spiders were another species in a separate genus, not a subset of homo sapian.
    8/20And now you're trying to make him cry! That's so mean...
    8/20Guy: *rolls his eyes* it's fine... We're not exactly supposed to be appealing to human senses.

    Renko: Then how did you fall in love with one?

    Guy: I suppose I'm just strange.
    8/20*giggles* It's called loving someone for who they are, renko... Though, really, he doesn't look that different from we humans... I mean, all he has is extra eyes, and I think I saw some extra legs at one point, ohh, and he seems to be able to make webs... Did I miss anything?
    8/20Renko: He's been using all eight of his legs the whole time, so I suppose that clued me in. Besides, I don't like spiders in general.
    8/20*shrugs* I don't see what's so bad about them. Most are too small to harm you... ...Not that that was meant as an insult, mister guy.
    8/20Renko: I just don't like creepy crawlies. Simple as that.

    Guy: And good. I was thinking for a second you were taking a peak.
    8/20No, I don't want to annoy my friendly rescuer. That seems like a bad survival strategy, honestly... I mean, you could probably quite easily impale me on one of those cute legs, and then I'd be done-for, if not already dead~ From the things I've seen in my dreams, youkai seem to be really, really strong...
    8/20Guy: We are. It's kinda surprising. But the one in the hat's got the right of it, especially if she interacts with the oni. Best not to lie blatantly when the truth is obvious otherwise, hrm?
    8/20True...
    8/20*spurts some silk to latch onto the ceiling, before jumping off the side* But enough talk; let's get you down.
    8/20...Wait, we both wear haaAAAATS...! *quivers in fear at the sudden drop*
    8/20*merely glares at the ground approaching her, as if it had trod on her foot and scuffed her shoe*
    8/20*quivers in fear*
    8/20Guy: *just before reaching the ground, bounces up on the string, and plops on the ground* See? No harm done!
    8/20*has her eyes squeezed shut hard, quivering like crazy*
    8/20*slips out from under his arms, and grabs Mary's hand* Come on, Mary. We're on the ground.

    (You might say that... *slips on sunglasses* Renko's grounded)
    8/20(YEAAAAAAAAAH! Hehe, and that Mari was just... *shades* Being an airhead.)

    R-right... ahah... y-yeah...
    8/20(YEEEEEAAAAAH! Poor Mary... It's probably a good thing she didn't land in the village.)

    Guy: *gently sets her on the ground* Now, you two go on, before anything else happens. *after they are good, leaps up into the air, back to the webbing*
    8/20Thank you, mister Guy...
    8/20Renko: Aye... thanks creepy spider man. *turns to look at the door* ...Well, for someone expecting us, not exactly the nicest welcome mat.
    8/20*walks towards the great steel doors, and knocks thrice* Well, maybe they had no idea when we were coming...? *shrugs*
    8/20*stands awkwardly next to her as the minutes tick by* I think that might actually be right. Oh, I wish there were stars here...
    8/20That's twice you've said that now, and yes, I'm counting. *pounds the door twice with the side of her fist, in the event that knocking wasn't enough*
    8/20Well, how would you like it if you suddenly couldn't tell the time? I just feel... naked. *joins in, attempting to summon the residents*
    8/20I CAN'T tell the time... I have you around for that, don't I? Now, if I couldn't see boundries... That would be... actually kind of nice, really.
    8/20*grumbles* I suppose we wouldn't be in this situation now. *kicks the door in frustration*
    8/20Koishi: *pops up behind Maribel, and starts to tickle her*

    Ahhaha...! Ahahaha!! W-what Aha, what are AH what you d-doing?! Ahaha!
    8/20Satori: Koishi, must you do that to our guests? *pushes open the doors, revealing the satori in rumpled clothes* Greetings to you two.

    Renko: *stares between the satori and her friend being tickled, before shrugging and waving.* Hi there.
    8/20We- ahah, we were... t-told... aha...! th-that y-ahahaha! That you'd be expecting... us...!

    Koishi: Tickle, tickle~
    8/20Renko: *sighs* So, why are you expecting us?

    Satori: *Raises an eyebrow* Yukari told us to. You know how she is, after all.
    8/20Mari: *giggles uncontrolable* *Can't breath...!*

    Koishi: Aww... Fiiine, I'll stop...

    Mari: W-wha...? *pants* *Did she just read my mind...? I guess they really CAN do that...*
    8/21Renko: *I thought only one of them could do that*
    8/21Koishi: *giggles* I got better~
    8/21Renko: *indeed. Now you tickle innocent, supple young girls*
    8/21Koishi: *well, before I'd have gotten in their pants quite quickly~ No like they'd be complaining for long... Though, I'm sure they'd dislike it regardless. Well, the one in the black hat, anyways... This one, however... *licks lips* She seems tasty~*

    Mari: H-hello, miss Satori. *bows* May we come in? *smiles*

    Koishi: *I do wonder if what Yukari said is true, though... Will these two really become our daughters?*
    8/21Renko: *glares at Koishi as she stares at Mary* *no you don't...*

    Satori: *we shall see. Although, I think you want one as your concubine, instead*
    8/21Satori: *smiles thinly* Of course, you may. We couldn't leave you on the steps, now could we?
    8/21Koishi: *giggles* *Well, I could always just do a bit of both options~* *winks at Satori*

    Thank you very much, miss Satori, and miss Koishi! *smiles beamingly* *It's been so long since either of us has been treated well... It was horrible getting locked up li- Wait, they can hear me... Shh, me... No thinking about sensetive information, even if it's less sensetive in this world...* *Her thoughts go blank*
    8/21Satori: Hrm... Locked up where, might I ask? Had to visit a sanitarium? *and only you...*
    8/21Ahahahah... W-well... Erm... Is it okay if I say, Renko...?
    8/21(G'night~ Sleep tight~ I'm a bed bug, so I'll nibble you a bit~ *chews on*
    8/21(Well, if all bedbugs were that cute, wouldn't mind letting them chew on me. :P)

    Renko: *just waves her on* One of us is going to think of it eventually.
    8/21W-well, umm... I kind of can see things that very few others can see - maybe even only Yukari and I can... I can see the borders of... everything, and anything. However, the un-natural ones are especially bright... People thought I was insane, and, well... one thing lead to another, and wound up in an assylum... and I eventually escaped that place, though my head was a bit messed up after that. I've been having these odd dreams ever since I was locked up... Dreams that give me small bits of information on this world. *grins* After that, I met Renko, and began to search for this world!

    (Eheh~)
    8/21Satori: *nods in understanding* I imagine it would do such a thing. The outside is not yet prepared to learn what we truly are, here in Gensokyo. So for someone that has definitive proof, and yet cannot show it to anyone... I must commend your enthusiasm, at the very least.
    8/21Eheh! *smiles brightly* *I got praised~!* Thank you!
    8/21Satori: *is it just me, or does she remind you of Okuu?* You're much welcome, Miss Han.
    8/21Koishi: *A bit, yeah... I'm sure they'll get along quite well, atleast.*
    8/21Satori: *let's just hope they don't.... compare*

    Renko: *clears throat* So, why exactly were you expecting us? Besides what Yukari told you?
    8/21Ahh! That's a good question, Renko! Why WERE you expecting us...? It seems a bit fishy due to the Yukari part, as... few things I've seen in my dreams involving her lead her to be called trustworthy...
    8/21Satori: *glances at them* We were told to expect two humans sometime in the coming week, and that we may be able to strike a bargain with them. *Should I say it?*
    8/21Koishi: *shrugs* *Might be best to butter them up with a meal, or some cake...

    Guth: *rubs eyes* Why'd you leave me asleep, love...? *yawns, and eventually notices the pair of guests* Ohh, hello, there... *I wonder if these are those two that they spoke of...?*
    8/21Satori: Yes, they are. *and speak of the devil...* I didn't want to wake you, so we came to receive our visitors first.

    (*snickers* Now that was actually funny. You've seen episode 2 of a summer day's dream?)
    8/21(Just finished watching it~ ;P Thanks for the info~!)

    *giggles* *Those two make such a cute couple, if I'm understanding their situation correctly! Though... the man looks... well, human... I never knew that youkai took human lovers... Nothing in my dreams really- wait, I'm rambling and can be heard... Erm... sorry...*
    8/21Satori: It is fine. I won't tell anyone what you think, unless it is exceptionally embarrassing.

    Renko: *sighs, and shakes her head* Mary... What am I going to do with you?

    (I think it's amusing how Marisa plays the straight man there... and how she actually puts the books back in. XD)
    8/21(Heh, yeah...)

    Wh-what...? I can't help it that my mind is very... erm... talkative, I suppose, when I'm not actively trying to not think... *Thoughts are blank, as though she's not thinking at all* *giggles* And now I'll try and be quiet!

    Koishi: *...That's really quiet...*

    Guth: *I hope yours plans go well, even if I only know the end result that you seek, love*
    8/21Renko: Alright, well, are you not going to invite us inside? Or are we going to sit here on the doorstop all day long?

    Satori: Yes, yes, my apologies. Please, do come in. I'll have Oku- 'Orin' set us some tea on.
    8/21Yay! I love tea! *thoughts are silent*

    Koishi: *I wonder... *blinks* Yeah, she's thinking subconciously! Impressive!*
    8/21Satori: *and you're groping her too, sister.*
    8/21Koishi: Ahh! Sorry about that... *takes her hand away*

    No, it's fine. *blushes crimson and smiles* ...Wait, what am I saying...? *stops not thinking normally, as Koishi had accidentally made her subconcious become perverted just then* Th-though, no harm done, r-right? *That was so embarassing...*
    8/21Renko: *immediately steps in front of Mary* *thoughts are inarticulate, but are very possessive, as if an animal trying to chase off a competitor.*
    8/21W-what is it, Renko...?
    8/21Renko: *growls out* Not going to let them manhandle you... Not at all.
    8/21W-what...? But I haven't been manhandled as of yet, save for by Parsee...
    8/21Renko: *glances back at her* What would you call that then?
    8/21A friendly grope...?

    Koishi: *raises a brow, and chuckles* And I would call it an accident~ If I let my conciousness slip away, and that ends up happening sometimes... *rubs the back of head* Sorry~
    8/21Renko: Good. See that it stays accidental.

    (Sorry for long reply. First five hundred words are the hardest. Got it at 1k now.)
    8/21(Hehe~)

    Koishi: *Ohh, she's a fiesty one~*

    Mari: Now, to the matter at hand... Tea would be nice, yes. *smiles* Though, I do wonder what it is you two are keeping hush-hush~ You have a look on your face like it's something pretty major, though, Satori - but that can wait untill after tea! *giggles*
    8/21(made it to 3k now. After being called half a dozen times)

    Satori: *nods at her words* That is is. We'ld like to ask something very important of you too, but tea first.

    Renko: Why do I have the feeling that I'm not going to like this?
    8/21Mari: Because... you don't particularly like most things? What's next? Will you add tea to that long list of your hates...? I hope not, as tea seems to be a very common drink in this world, as I've only really seen tea, sake, and blood being dranken in my dreams... *shrugs*
    8/21Renko: I do like a lot of things. However, I do not like surprises. Not in the slightest. Perhaps I simply do not like things that start with the letter s. *shrugs* But I suppose we're not getting out without their help, so... *Oh, Mary, sometimes I want to just...*
    8/21Mari: *Note to self: Don't throw Renko a surprise anything party...* *pouts* But surprises are what makes life fun, and exciting! If everything were to be as expected, it'd be boring...
    8/21Renko: But they also bring danger. I'm just as curious as you are about this, but I want to do my best to keep you from getting hurt. *...I just said that. Crap*
    8/21Mari: *oblivious to the potential other reasons she might have to want to keep her safe* Aww, thanks, Renko! I don't want you to get hurt, either! *giggles* Though, from the dreams I've had, I can't see much of a reason to fear our safety around the youkai of this palace...
    8/21Renko: *sighs in relief at not being caught*

    Satori: There are plenty of reasons, but unless you go out of your way to do as much, you'll be fine. *I think you're out of luck on the concubine deal, sister*
    8/21Koishi: *Am I~? I only see any love from Mari being sisterly love for Renko - which would actually be a bit fitting, if we manage to get both of them... From my opinion, the love is unrequited. ...Though, I may have similar issues, if I end up as her mother or aunt~ Hrm...*

    Mari: *I wonder when the tea'll be done...*

    Orin: *Tea's done, master! I'll be in in a jiffy!*
    8/21(...Poor Renko... :'( )

    Satori: Orin has just told me that it's done. We'll be seeing her soon enough. And Okuu is currently... 'occupied' otherwise.

    Renko: I'd hate to imagine with what she is...
    8/21Orin: *walks through the door with her hair still down from being in her cat form a short time ago, a tray in her grasp*
    8/21Renko: *sees the kitty and can't help but smile* So, is this the kasha that you were talking about that lives down here?
    8/21In my dreams, I heard her name being synonymous with Kasha, so I can only assume...

    Koishi: Orin's our little pretty kitty, aren't you, Orin~?

    Orin: *blush* W-what? *sets down the tray*
    8/21Satori: *hands everyone a cup first, pouring their drinks* Yes, she is. Quite dependable too. And less liable to burn anything.

    Renko: That's a good thing, I suppose. At least you don't have to worry about anything going undercooked down here.
    8/21*sips* Ohh, this's good! *takes a bigger sip* *I wonder what kind of tea it is...*

    Orin: Really? *grins happily* Good!
    8/21Renko: *takes her own drag* It's... acceptable, I suppose.
    8/21Orin: Thank you! It's my first try at making tea, ahaha... I was expecting it to go horribly, honestly...
    8/21Satori: At least you don't have to worry about accidentally incinerating the house when you use the kitchen, Orin. Shouldn't even let Okuu near the stove.
    8/21Koishi: Why did you, now that I think about it...?
    8/21Satori: You know how cute she gets when she really tries something, but just can't get it to work?
    8/21Koishi: Ohhhhhhh...
    8/21Satori: Exactly.

    Renko: *kinda like when Mary gets all worked up over something, but can't quite say it?*
    8/21Koishi: Still, aren't there... safer ways?
    8/21Satori: Such as? Hiring a nuclear-powered maid?
    8/21Nnno, that just sounds dangerous... I mean some other way to get that reaction from Okuu~

    Guth: One source of such things already scares me enough... Please don't hire a nuclear powered maid...
    8/21Satori: Why not? It's not as if one is going to fall from the sky.

    Renko: *fearfully looks up*

    (Shall I?)
    8/21(Sure! XD)
    8/21*through the ceiling of the room, and maid suddenly drops in, sending splinters everywhere. Jerking up, she looks about, her movements quite mechanical. Eventually, she looks about and opens her eyes, radiation signs instead of pupils nearly glowing*

    Renko: *pinches her nose* You just had to say something, didn't you?
    8/21Mari: ...I'm glad Orin's holding the pot... ...Also, doesn't it hurt to hold a hot pot of tea with your bare hands...?

    ???: Error, error, error. Fatal exception has occured.

    Guth: *scampers away from the obviously radioactive maid, even if she's not leaking. ...Pronably*
    8/21Renko: Oh dear, this is going to be fun. *turns the maid over on its side, looking for an access panel* Let's see...

    Satori: We live in hell after all. A teapot is not that big of a deal.
    8/21Mari: *still calmly sitting* May I have more tea, please? *grins happily* Also, that's really impressive! Being able to hold such hot things, that is. It does make me curious about what IS too hot for you, though...
    8/21Satori: Okuu. Just... Okuu. *grins widely* And I suppose Guth in a few cases...

    Renko: *flips open the back of the maid's body, revealing a screen* ....DOS? Who uses DOS in this day and age?
    8/21Orin: *fills Mari's cup up* There ya go!

    Mari: *Smiles* Thank you, Orin!

    Orin: *chuckles* You're welcome, Mari. *smiles back*
    8/21Renko: *punches a few buttons, causing a light to come on in the maid*
    8/21Rukoto: Self destruuuuuu.... *runs out of power and shuts off*

    Mari: ...Was that thing about to explode?
    8/21Renko: The question is, who would do that... *digs around a bit more, before popping open a panel* Anyone have a power cord and a set of wire clippers?
    8/21*takes of hat* I have wire clippers, but no wire... *hands the clippers, in case she finds the wires needed*
    8/21Renko: ...I'll not ask why those were in there. *begins snipping cables, disconnecting the power core from the mainframe* That will take the nuclear core out of the equation. If it's not connected to the computer, the computer can't tell it to blow up. And we'll just plug her in and see what we can do.
    8/21Mari: *pouts* Wire cutters are a girls best friend! Very useful for getting out of places with electronic locks, you know. Bolt cutters being second place, as they don't fit under my hat~
    8/21Renko: *and here I thought they were either large breasts or an easy smile, perfect for distracting the guards* *rolls eyes,and finally detaches all of the wires* Ok. How about those power cables?
    8/21Koishi: *picks up hat* *feels around* Ohh, hey, wires! I had no idea these were here... *hands them to Renko*
    8/21Renko: ...I'll stop asking at how convenient everything is. *plugs up one end inside the maid* Now, where's a power source... At least you two don't wear hats...
    8/21Koishi: You could always plug in to Okuu~
    8/21Okuu: Unyuu? *walks into the room, having heard her name*

    Renko: *stares for a moment, before clenching her eyes* Sweet Baby Maeve... Alright, Renko, let's do this. *tosses the power cord straight into Okuu*
    8/21(Is Okuu still naked? XD)

    Koishi: *grins and giggles*

    Mari: ...Is that really... safe to do...?
    8/21(Hrm.... Let's go with it. It makes Renko's statement even funnier)

    Okuu: *grabs the power cord and examines it*

    Renko: Don't know how it is going to work, but I need you to create electricity for that... somehow

    Okuu: Ok! *grabs the cable and splits it in two, before placing it on her twin suns* That should do it!
    8/21Mari: That can't be safe...
    8/21*a bolt of lightning travels down the cable and into the maid*
    8/21Mari: That really doesn't look safe!
    8/21Renko: *walks back over to the maid, as the computer screen comes back on* Let's see.... system processes, deactivate self destruct... deactivate hostile responses... reboot operating system, and turn it on. Let's see what happens.
    8/21Rukuto: Please enter authorization.
    8/21Renko: *types in Renko Usami and hits enter*
    8/21Access Denied.
    8/21Renko: *types in Reimu Hakurei*
    8/21Access Denied.
    8/21Renko: *types in Yumemi Okazaki*
    8/21Access Denied.
    8/21Renko: I can do this all night. *Types in Yukari Yakumo*

    (7.5k)
    8/21Access 90% Denied.
    8/21Renko: How can it be 90% denied... *types in Gap Hag*
    8/21*a had gaps in and hits Renko over the back of the head, before gapping out*

    Access 200% Denied. Would you like to run Password Recovery?
    8/21Satori: *chuckles lightly* *she had that coming, didn't she?

    Renko: Finally... *types in Y*
    8/21What is your favorite color?
    8/21Renko: *thinks of Mary* *types in Yellow*
    8/21Incorrect. 1/3 tries used.

    Mari: Maybe purple? Yukari was 10% right...
    8/21Renko: Crap... It's not going to be obvious... Alright. *types in purple*
    8/21(Satori is the only one that can figure out it's eggplant, by the way)

    50% Incorrect. 2/3 tries used.
    8/21(...Has Yukari been hanging around Merlin?)

    Renko: *shakes her head* Dammit, I've no idea...

    Satori: *walks over and looks at the maid* It is an odd... feeling, but I think I may be able to read something here.
    8/21(Well, Yukari DID tell Satori her secret! XD That she's Kogasa~)
    8/21(...*facepalm* Aye yi yi. Too many threads to keep up with!)

    Satori: *searches around for a moment, finding nothing* I wonder... Something Yukari would use... *walks over and types in eggplant*
    8/21Correct.
    8/21Renko: *throws up her arms* Thank you. *logs in, and types reactivate higher processes*
    8/21Defragmenting hard drive

    Refragmenting hard drive

    Scanning for viruses, STDs, spyware, and program to scan for these things

    Program to scan for these things not found

    Error

    Defragmenting hard-drive
    8/21Renko: *abort virus scan, continue bootup without check*
    8/21(And I just noticed STDs after I typed it... Also, 8k is good for one day, yes?)
    8/21(DAMMIT! Just when I think I'm done, I think of another story idea! *pulls out hair*)
    8/21(Quite good!)

    Primary system failure. Secondary system failure.

    ...

    Thirdary system booting...
    8/21(Tertiary :P But I like)

    Renko: *waits to see*
    8/22Voice speaker: Online

    Left occular camera: Offline

    Right occular camera: Online

    Memory: Damaged, Online

    All other systems lost.

    Booting active systems.

    Rukoto: *opens right eye*
    8/22Renko: *looks at her and waves* Hello there.
    8/22Rukoto: *mouth doesn't move* Where is this Unit located. I do not have any astronical readings. Has all of space been terminated? *can't hear*
    8/22Renko: *types into input* You are located in the underground of Gensokyo. What was your prior mission about?
    8/22Screen: Mission faileo. (Had to! XD)

    This unit was tasked with cleaning the inside of a hole in space and time. The hole dissapeared after making way inside, and so I did not succeed.
    8/22Renko: *types Indeed. Where was your previous home located? And your last set date and time? And does this unit have auto repair capabilities?*
    8/22Auto repair: Offline

    Auto repair auto repair: Offline

    Auto repair auto repair auto repair: Damaged, Offline, Functional
    8/22Renko: *initiate auto repair functions, begin to bring this unit online. Also, please inform us of this units designation*
    8/22Unit-1

    Rukoto

    Maid

    Bot

    Ass

    Robot

    Young Lady

    Girlie

    Bitch

    Rukoto: List of names given, compiled.
    8/22Satori: Now, wouldn't that be pleasant, being named some of those

    Renko: *types thank you, Ruukoto. How long until repairs are done? And are there any higher order processors for more organic thought?*
    8/22Rukoto: Negative. I am not meant to feel the emotions of humans.
    8/22Renko: *that isn't right* *is it possible for autorepair to fix that? Or is new hardware required?*
    8/22Rukoto: Hardware upgrades are needed on... 1328 components. I suggest it be waited on. Hardware is required for... emotional feedback.
    8/22Renko: *continue self repair. Alert us when it is completed*
    8/22Rukoto: Afrimative.
    8/22Renko: *sighs and leans back* Well, that was fun. She should be up and about in a bit, though.
    8/22Mari: Really? She never did say how long repairs would take...
    8/22Renko: I suppose it depends on how long a bit is, I suppose. We'll know sooner or later though. We just need to keep Okuu hooked up the entire time. *And it's not because I want to stare at her, so get those thoughts out of your heads*
    8/22Koishi: *giggles* And yet you already did stare a bit~

    Mari: Ehh?

    Koishi: Nothing~
    8/22Renko: *forgive me for being surprised when such an endowed girl comes bouncing into the dining hall naked.* *moves to sit beside Mary, watching for any reaction from the maid*
    8/22Rukoto: ...

    Mari: Is it really okay to leave her undressed like that...?
    8/22Renko: I'm sure we can throw a robe on her. But we can't interrupt the flow of power.
    8/22Mari: I guess... *I still don't like her being exposed... It seems so... wrong, to let her stay like that... She's just so innocent...*
    8/22Satori: *goes to fetch a robe for Okuu, making sure to cover as much as she can* I don't like it any more than you, Miss Han.
    8/22Mari: *smiles brightly* It's good that you take such good care of such a girl. *I doubt she'd go long without being taken advantage of, if she were alone in the world...*
    8/22Satori: She is my pet, after all. It would be wrong if I didn't take care of her, yes?
    8/22Mari: *giggles* Yeah.
    8/22Okuu: *giggles brightly* But this is fun. Can we keep them Master?
    8/22Mari: *puts wire cutter back under hat, and a set of lockpicks falls out* Oopsies... *puts the picks back under, too*
    8/22Renko: Mary... Why do you still have those, too?
    8/22Mari: Well, what if I need to break out of somewhere? I wouldn't want to be without such a thing! *Or break into, such as when we stole that map to Gensoukyo from that guy that drinks a lot...*
    8/22Satori: *snickers*

    Renko: Considering that you are barely capable of picking doors though... you just cut the hinges off in frustration
    8/22Mari: Well, if I never practice, I'll never get better, now will I~?
    8/22Renko: I suppose... *shakes her head, even as she smiles slightly* What am I going to do with you? *looks back to check on Ruukoko*
    8/22.2% Complete

    auto repair auto repair repaired
    8/22Renko: Well... that's some progress.

    (She'll be fixed by the weekend, right? XD)
    8/22(Well, seeing as she's of no particular use to the story... XD)

    Mari: Well, atleast she's fixed something...
    8/22(And neither was Guth, at first!)

    Renko: Indeed. I just hope she is able to move soon. It's somewhat awkward drinking tea about what appears to be a dead body, yes?
    8/22Mari: And not more than doing so, while a barely-clothed, excruciatingly well endowed woman just... sits there, with said robot being powered by her breasts...?
    8/22Renko: *crosses her eyes and looks down* Thank you, Mary. I was trying to forget about that.
    8/22Satori: That was a pretty detailed description of my pet, young Mary. Taken a bit of an interest yourself?
    8/22Mari: *giggles* Rather hard to forget, for you?
    8/22Renko: *blandly and as sarcastically as possible* Actually, there are someone else's breasts I'd rather think about.
    8/22Mari: *blushes* N-no... She's cute, but... It'd be wrong to try such a thing with such an innocent girl... N-not that I'd be interested in that or anything...
    8/22Mari: Ehh? Whose?
    8/22Renko: *blinks, and looks down, not expecting her to have asked* Well... er.

    Satori: *just watches the conversation with a grin on her face*
    8/22Mari: Well? *smiles warmly*
    8/22Renko: *stares at her like a deer caught in the headlights* Umm... err.... *quietly* you...

    (Poor Renko...)
    8/22Mari: E-ehh?
    8/22Renko: *immediately looks at the ground* *even more quietly* Mary... I... I 'like' you...

    Satori: *listens for her mental reaction*
    8/22Mari: ... *I... wha... That's... What...? I... Wha...?* *looks down a bit*
    8/22Renko: Mary... I... *Pleasedon'thatemepleasedon'thatemepleasedon'thate me*
    8/22*...What do I do...? I... I don't return such feels for her... She's like a sister to me!* *bites lip, and looks into the tea in her hands*
    8/22Satori: Mary, do you hate Renko for what she naturally feels for you?
    8/22N-no! No... It's just... *sighs* I don't think I feel that way, too...
    8/22Satori: Then you need to 'tell' her, yourself. She's thinking that you're going to hate her because she has romantic urges for you.
    8/22Ehh?! But... I don't do hate... Renko... I-I can't return these feelings you have for me, but I don't hate you... I could never hate you...
    8/22Renko: *looks down, hat hiding her eyes* A-alright Mary. Sorry for saying anything... *Sorry for falling in love*
    8/22*pulls her friend in for a hug* I'm sorry...
    8/22Renko: Don't be. You can't help it. If you don't feel the same way, I can't do anything more.
    8/22*hugs her tighter* I'm still sorry.
    8/22Renko: It's fine Mary, just f-forget about it... *eyes start to tear up*
    8/22*strokes her hair* Even if I can't help it, even if it's fine, I'm still sorry...
    8/22Renko: M-mary, p-please, just forget about it... *sobs once, before wiping the tears from her eyes*
    8/22Even if I can't love you, I still want to offer a shoulder...
    8/22Renko: *composure finally breaks, and she begins to cry*
    8/22*hugs her closer still, and strokes her hair* It's okay... Shh... Everything will be alright...
    8/22Renko: *silently sobs into her shoulder*

    Satori: *I wish that you were wrong, for once...*
    8/22Koishi: *Yeah...*

    Shh... *strokes hair* I'll still be here... I won't run away from you... Everything will be alright...
    8/22Satori: *They would have made a good couple... Mary would have kept Renko on edge enough to keep her from being too tightly wound*

    Renko:*sniffs once more before pulling away, wiping her tears and hiding her eyes under her hat*
    8/22Koishi: *...Yeah...*

    Are you okay, Renko...?
    8/22Renko: I'll be fine... Eventually. *give me a few weeks, and maybe then...* *turns from her to check on the status of the maid, not able to look at her at the moment.*
    8/222% Complete

    Auto repair

    Left occular camera

    Jaw servos

    Audio reciever

    Repaired
    8/22Renko: Can you hear me, Ruukoto?

    Satori: *should we bring this up now, after that whoole spiel?*
    8/22Koishi: *...Let's ask tomorrow, after breakfast...*

    Rukoto: Afirmative.
    8/22Satori: *yeas. Best to give them time to calm down. I don't think Renko will be able to stay in the same room for much longer*
    8/22Mari: *sighs* *I wish she would have just kept it a secret...*
    8/22Satori: A slip of the tongue can be far more ruinous than that, young one. And besides... You wouldn't have been ignorant for much longer.

    Renko: *looks up from the robot* Why is that?

    Satori: Something that we shouldn't discuss now.
    8/22(plan for next chapter Touhoumon: When I get back, I'll finish it up, and edit the cover again. I want to wait a bit longer to post it, though)
    8/22Mari: *Mind goes blank once more, and starts to think on what they just said, in secret*

    Koishi: *ohh, seems we chased her thoughts away from being easily seen...*
    8/22Satori: *such a thing shouldn't be possible... Unless she manipulated the border between conscious and unconscious?*
    8/22(Bingo! She does know a few of the easier borders.)

    Koishi: *Well, she's doing it...*
    8/22Satori: *well, we'll see eventually... But what now?*

    (Does that mean she could potentially manipulate the border between who Renko likes?)
    8/22(That's a harder one)

    Koishi: *Maybe some cake would help...?*
    8/22(Thought so. But who knows when Yukari might pop up when she's alone.)

    Satori: *it's never a bad idea* Excuse me for one moment. *goes to find Guth*
    8/22Guth: *rocks back and fourth in the corner of a dark room* It's okay, Guth... The nuclear robot isn't in here... It's okay...
    8/22Satori: *shakes her head, before placing a hand on his shoulder* Don't worry about it.. You're safe here, love.
    8/22Guth: R-really...? *looks at her with eyes red from crying*
    8/22Satori: Love.... *pulls him into a hug* I'm sorry. I should have come after you. The robot won't blow up, like it did to your home. This I swear. *whispers to him* So sorry, but trust me... Ok?
    8/22O-okay... *smiles slightly*
    8/22*kisses him gently on the forehead* Now, let's get you up. You shouldn't be hiding in the corner... *smiles gently* I was trying to find some food to calm those that are our guests. Perhaps you could give some advice...?
    8/22(gotta run, be back in a bit)
    8/22Guth: ...Grilled cheese sandwich for the one with the white hat, and a burger for the one in the black hat... Their eyes say that that is the food they'd like best...
    8/22*stares at him incredulously* You are just that good, aren't you. *leans in to give him a kiss* I'm so glad I found you...
    8/22Guth: *giggles* Well, I have to make up for how feminine I am SOMEHOW, you know? *smiles charmingly* I'm glad You found me, too.
    8/22*chuckles under her breath* Trust me, you're plenty man enough for this girl. *wraps her arms around him*
    8/22Am I, now? *kisses her cheek* That makes me happy, to hear that. *chuckles*
    8/22*lays a head on his chest* Mmm... I suppose I should go take care of my guests now. Don't particularly want to go.
    8/22*hugs her close* Ahh, but you must... Would it help if I help by doing the cooking? *smiles charmingly*
    8/22*nods into him, before pushing herself away* That it would. But make sure to call me if you need help with anything, you hear?
    8/22*chuckles* Alright. I'll be sure to ask you for help, if I find myself in need of it. Though, wouldn't you know, either way? I'm sure you'd be listening to my thoughts... *grins*
    8/22Of course, of course... *leans up to give him a kiss on the cheek* Still, would be nice to be called for once. have fun, Guth. *leaves to head back to the dining room*
    8/22*laughs nervously* I'm, umm... a bit lost right now... I have no idea where the kitchen is, from here...
    8/22*peeks back in* follow the burning smell. a couple of doors ahead on your right
    8/22*smiles* Thank you, love. *does as told, and winds up in the kitchen* *grins happily, and gets to work on finding everything he needs*
    8/22*looks out into the dining room, at the maid* I hope you like grilled cheese and burgers...

    Renko: *immedip* Did someone say b
    8/22Mari: *Oooo!* I love grilled cheese!
    8/22(Why is my text bugging out? bah...)

    *smiles* it looks like my boyfriend has good eyes... else need anything? Sister? Orin? Okuu? Miss Ruukoto?
    8/22(?)

    Orin: *shrugs* I guess somthing fishie...?

    Rukoto: Negative.

    Koishi: Anything'll do for me~ I'm really no picky...
    8/22(the last half an hour or so, random letters keep dropping)

    Okuu: Unyuu... Some eggs?

    Satori: As you wish. Pickled eggs and fish for everyone else, then.
    8/22Guth: *finishes toasting some bread, adds some cheese, and puts in in a buttered pan*
    8/22Satori: *quickly heads back, and joins in helping* Everyone else wants something different, so I thought I'd try to help. Just tell me what to do.
    8/22(So, does finishing the changes on the cover for the next chapter mean I should get to work and finish it? XD)
    8/22Guth: What do they want? *smiles and flips the grilled cheese, and putting a burger onto another pan*
    8/22(I... Think? XD)
    8/22(Was kinda hoping for more reviews... But beggars can't be choosers. Now, out of the way. I've a moon bitch to run over with a train)

    Satori: *grins* pickled eggs and fish
    8/22(Heh, I know that feeling ohh so well...)

    Hrm... Well, I suppose you can help me by gathering up some fish and eggs, as a start *chuckles and flips the burger, then flattens the grilled cheese a bit*
    8/22(...And I just spent the past ten minutes finding a picture of Angry Tokiko and captioning it with: Out of my way! I've a moon bitch to run over with a train. Oh, how I wish I could upload that...)

    *walks over to the icebox, and pulls out some eggs and fish, placing them next to him*
    8/22Thank you, Satori. *starts cutting the fish up* Now, I need a pot large enough to fit all of these eggs, and I need it to be filled with water, please. *smiles* ...Wait, PICKLED eggs? Erm... Satori, unless you have any pre-pickled, that would take a minimum of days... Maybe we could do an egg-salad, instead?
    8/22Umm... *thinks for a moment* I don't think they'll mind... so that is fine with me. *searches for a pot, in the process finding an old nest* Aww... since when did she put one down here? I think my memory must be slipping... *leaves the nest where it is, and pulls out a pot, before filling it with water and handing to him with one hand*
    8/22*Gah, she sure is strong...* Thank you, love. *smiles, and strains a bit, but gets the pot on the stove, and turns the burner to high* *transfers the grilled cheese to a plate, and starts putting the cut-up salmon on the pan* Alright... This is going well! *giggles*
    8/22Dipping into the laughing a bit, there? *grins anyways, and waits for him to tell her what to do next*
    8/22*Ehh?* I'm not laughing THAT much, am I...? Could you get me some pepper, salt, mayonaise, relish, and garlic powder, please? *drops the eggs gently into the now boiling water*
    8/22Oh, no, I'm just teasing you a bit. Can't help it. *digs for all of the items, spilling some salt in the procdess throwing it over her shoulder, she hands the rest of the items to him*

    (How I cook food: take it out of package, put it in oven, eat)
    8/22(Hehe, if I was yours, I'd so make tastier things for you than unseasoned food! XD Only ramen and spam tastes good, while plain...)

    Guth: Thank you, love *smiles* *sprinkles a light layer of salt, a semi-heavy layer of garlic, and a light sprinkling of pepper on the salmon steaks*
    8/22(:P Are you offering? And I know a few things... But it's just easier for me to do the simple thing.)

    *takes mental notes of everything that he is doing*
    8/22(*blushes* U-umm...)

    *adds a bit more butter to the steaks, and flips the burger once more, putting a pair of toasted bread slices on a plate for it, adding a slice of cheese, some mustard, and some mayonaise* *Yeah, that seems about right... She looked like mustard and mayo on toast with cheese would make her happiest...* *nods to himself and puts the burger on the toast*
    8/22(*smiles, and pats hand* You don't have to say if you don't want. And if the answer is a resounding no, don't say. I'd like to have a little of my pride.)

    Satori: *is content to just watch as he works the kitchen* So, tell me what it is you're capable of doing? Or rather, what you're not?
    8/22Guth: I've next to no muscle, so lifting even slightly heavy things is difficult... I'm mostly just a pretty face that can cook up a storm. *grins crookedly at his jab at himself* *flips the salmon steaks, and starts to work on getting the eggs out of the pot* Could use some help pealing the eggs, if you wouldn't mind.
    8/22Ah, I believe I can do that. *slides over, and pulls the rest of the eggs out of the pot with her hands, before gently rubbing the shells off* And yes, you are a pretty face. One that I like, I may add.
    8/22*blushes brightly* Th-thank you...? *Man, youkai sure are tough...*
    8/22I meant it as a compliment. You know that I like it. *finishes up quickly, and offers them* There are good parts... as well as bad parts. As there are with anything.
    8/22*places the eggs in a bowl, adds salt, pepper, relish, mayo, and starts to mash and mix it up* Such as being able to get better prices from shops...? *sigh* *Why the hell can't people tell the difference between a man and a woman...?*
    8/22*shakes head* I meant about being a youkai. As for that question, mostly because they are idiots.
    8/22Ohhhhhh, I thought... Ahah, I guess I mixed up when you meant, sorry about that... Though, what are the bad parts of being a youkai? I can't imagine what they could be, honestly...
    8/22*shrugs* There are quite a few. You live a long time, become set in your ways. You get to watch people you know die as the centuries pass. And every power has their downsides. Sometimes, it is a better thing to not know what goes on in the minds of people.

    (was about to mention holy or blessed items, but considering your Reimu is a youkai herself...)
    8/22(Well, she's a unique case! XD I mean, she was a mostly human shrine maiden for nearly 30 years! XD Then the border manipulation finally faded...)

    Well, I hate to say it, but I hope you grow tired of having me around before I kick the bucket! *grins*
    8/22*gives him a hard look* Don't say that! I'd much rather grieve over your death than laugh as your corpse is tossed in the hells, by any means!
    8/22S-sorry... It's just, I know how painful it is to lose loved ones... I lost my rather sizable family to that day... Such a big extended family, gone so fast... 20? 30? 40 people? All of them so dear to me... All dead... And no, if you are thinking of asking, none were my children. I've never really... done such things... *places a salmon steak on each empty plate, and then a large scoop of egg salad on the side* *sighs*
    8/22*reaches over to hug him tightly* I know how painful it is. But would it have been worse if you had hated them all? At least you can remember how much they loved you... *looks down* But... if you do decide you want to stay... *holds up her hand* I know you've said as such, but if you do stay... You will become part of our family.

    (You know, I just had a thought...)
    8/22(Hmm?)

    Guth: *sighs* You have a point, I guess... I try to remember them as best I can, even if I hardly remember anything that happened in the outside... *blushes* It's not like I'd hate being a part of you family... *kisses* I love you a lot, you know? It's just... I don't want to make you sad, I suppose...
    8/22(Is there anyone/anything that could turn out to be from Guth's town? Even Medicine? (being his sister's doll or something))

    Guth... *hugs him tightly* Sadness is a part of life. You shouldn't fear it. Just know that without the low points in life... the good times are not nearly as good. *suddenly opens her eyes* But we should be paying to the food, shouldn't we? Hate to pull an Okuu

    -

    Okuu: *sneezes*

    Renko: Hey, careful! Ruukoto, diagnostics. And yes, Mary, I know I've asked a dozen times already.
    8/22Heh... Yeah. *grins cheekily* I don't think we can, when the food is already done, and even on the plate. *winks*

    -

    Mari: *pouts*

    6% Complete.

    *lists off 20 mechanical muscles that have been repaired*

    (Well, Madicine is taken by the nameless hill, as is Kogasa was Mima's umbrella, untill she died, and I'm coming up with nothing else...)
    8/22*eyes widen* Why you little devil you...

    -

    Renko: Good. Are you capable of sitting up? Or just wiggling your toes?

    (Heh... Hrm... What about Su-san herself? Could work... Or Maybell? Fan-character, and said to have been created by Alice, but perhaps...)

    (Oh, and writing author's notes. Please don't be mad that there's no accidental meido scene)
    8/22(I don't really do fan-made chars! XP Also Su-san is Medicine's true body, in my world. Just as the umbrella is Kogasa's/Yukari's true body. ...Meido?)

    *loads the dishes onto a tray, along with the half-full bowl of egg salad*

    -

    Negative. Repairs thus far are focused on the systems and the head of this unit.
    8/22(XD Remember, we talked about Joy and the Luna Dial?)

    Renko: Noted.

    Satori: *picks up the tray easily, holding it up so that he can reach* Can you bring out the drinks for us? I'll come back for any glasses.
    8/22(Ohhhhhhh, Maid...)

    Guth: Alright. *Smiles, and grabs a pot of tea he had set on the stove when Satori wasn't yet around, being sure to use an oven mitt to carry it*
    8/22(Yupyup. Oh well. That can either be later, or a deleted scene. Are you ready for me to upload, though?)

    Satori: *sets the food on the table, directly in front of Mary, and as far away from the maid as possible* Go ahead and take yours, and I'll pass the rest around.
    8/22(Whenever you're ready~ If you wish to wait, it's your choice! ;P)

    Mari: Thank you. *smiles, and takes the grilled cheese*

    -

    Guth: *comes in with the fresh pot of tea, and sets it in the middle of the table, avoiding eye contact with the robot*
    8/22(MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMK. I've waited long enough. Hitting the button when I'm done.

    I wonder if Ruukoto will sense the radiation as well)

    You're most welcome: *holds out the plate to Renko, and then to Koishi*

    Renko: *grabs the burger silently* *Yes... good meaty burger. Thank you much, Satori.*
    8/22Koishi: *takes one of the several very similar plates of food* Ohh, boy! Mystery food! *grins happily* I wonder what kind of fish you are...? *pokes the salmon*
    8/22(Was almost tempted to put Salmon: Look at me I'm a little fish, I'm sitting here upon your dish! If you take a bite, I'll grant your wish. Look at me I'm a little fiiiish!)

    Satori: *hands the dish for Orin to take* It's just a salmon. Nothing too fancy. Guth made it all, so it's much better than what it could be otherwise, though. *glances over at him pointedly avoiding the robot* Guth... look at me.
    8/22Guth: *looks at her, fear quite obvious upon his face, though it obviously wasn't fear for her, or her sister, any of her pets, or even the humans in the room*
    8/22Satori: *sets the tray down and puts it on the table, before walking over to him and grabbing his hands* It's alright, we're not going to let you get hurt. You're not going to lose anyone else.

    Renko: *realizing what he was afraid of, but not knowing why, leans over to the screen* *give output of threat towards each member of this household on this readout only*
    8/23(Threat?)
    8/23(She is nuclear powered, after all. I suppose the better word would be what hazards does she pose?)
    8/23Female human 1: 1% [Reactor leak]

    Female human 2: 1% [Reactor leak]

    Female youkai 1: 0%

    Female youkai 2: 0%

    Female youkai 3: 0%

    Power supply: -100% [Feeding off of reactor leak, and keeping the radiation being let off contained]

    Male human: 21% [Reactor leak] [Diagnosis: Phobia of unit]
    8/23Renko: *winces at the readout, but doesn't say anything verbally* *he should be fine. The reactor is leaking some, but as long as Okuu here, it's fine. Hopefully she can repair it by the time she is up and about*

    Satori: Indeed. *looks at Guth* If you want to leave, just tell me, and I'll handle the rest of this. You don't have to go near it if you're not ready, Guth.
    8/23Guth: I... I'll stay for now... It's only right to enjoy the meal I prepared... *shivers in fear a bit*
    8/23Satori: *says nothing, just gripping his hand in reassurance, before leading him over to the table*
    8/23Guth: *smiles, squeezing her hand back a bit* *Thank you, love*
    8/23Satori: You're welcome. *sits at the table, and serves him his food* Now, eat, since you went to such lengths to make it.
    8/23(By the way, the eggs are Okuu's, as she lays about 5 a day)

    Guth: Ehh? I- I didn't go to an great length in particular... *blushes and takes a bite*
    8/23(...Just threw up a bit inside, but ok)

    Satori: You still made it... So therefore you deserve to start, at least before me. *finally lets go and moves away, giving the tray to Okuu*
    8/23(Hehe, they aren't impregnated! XD Plus, Ayayayayayaya, Mystia, and Hatatatatatatata have the same issue in my world XD. Plus, your Nitori uses cucumber dildos, and you don't see me retching! XP Plus, Nitori says they are safe, and delicious, in case it comes up. The eggs, that is.)

    Guth: *enjoys some of the egg salad* *These eggs a great!*
    8/23(True... I suppose in the stories, I went with cucumber science, and just let people's minds fill the imagination. XD We went a bit crazy though, didn't we? Besides, doesn't that mean she's basically eating... herself? Oh well. Let's get off this subject, shall we?)

    Satori: ... *i don't think we want to frighten him any more than he already has been, do we?*
    8/23Koishi: *I think keeping quiet on this one will be fine... I just help Okuu does the same!*
    8/23Satori: *good thing she seems to be a bit distracted with her own food... Not to mention powering the maid*

    Okuu: *is positively glowing*

    (And, on that lovely note... Goodnight, and sweet dreams. Hope Mugetsu and Gengetsu don't decide to play around, at the least)
    8/23(...Having Cirno around would be just lovely, even if only in a dream... *drools happily* Ohh, the things I would be allowed to enjoy... Most not even being naughty, even... ...I wonder how I can attract them into my dreams...? Which one was the fun one, again? I mean, sure, that may end badly, but... Cirno!)

    Koishi: *Yeah, she's far too distracted! I'm sure the odds are low as can be that she'll bring it up...* *happily eats some of the fish*

    Orin: *blushes a bit with every bite of the eggs she takes while focusing mainly on the fish, but enjoying the eggs all the same*
    8/23(So, any luck? Or was Mugetsu cruel and kept you from having anything?)

    Satori: *finally sits down and takes her own plate of food, while watching everying to make sure it is fine.*
    8/23(No dreams... *pouts*)

    Mari: *takes a big bite*

    Koishi: *has a mouthful of fish and egg*

    Orin: *blushes and eats some more egg*

    Guth: *calmy, slowly eats some fish*
    8/23(Pity... Same here)

    Renko: *chomps on the burger some more* *I wonder what this is made out of*

    Okuu: *digs into her fish and eggs*
    8/23Guth: *sighs happily, forgetting that there is a source of nuclear energy or two in the room, if only for a moment*
    8/23Satori: *smiles and pats his hand gently*

    Renko: *idly pushes button to get status report, forgetting to mention that it be display only*
    8/23Rukoto: Bullet hole in reactor wall repair in progress, threat to human life down to .7%. *lists off a number of other repairs*

    Guth: *drops his chopsticks, and scampers away* R-r-re-r- *Reactor?! Hole?! There's a... a hole in the reactor of that thing?!
    8/23Satori: *chases after him once more* Guth! Remember what Okuu can do. Okuu, what do you do to the radiation?

    Okuu: Oooh, pretty smell? I suck in pretty smell! Is yummy.

    Satori: *attempts to grab his hand* See? It's safe, as long as we have Okuu here
    8/23Rukoto: Afirmative. Reactor breech contained by talking power source.

    Guth: B-but... *slows down* But... *stops, and looks at Satori with tears in his eyes* I-I'm scared...
    8/23Satori: *pulls him close* Just say the word, and I'll toss that thing down in the fires, or I'll get you away from here. Even all the way up to the surface. I don't want you to be scared, Guth... Not in my home.
    8/23Mari: *starts thinking again* *You know, now that I think about it, why IS it still in the dining room...? Why not move it to some place where it won't scare him to death...?*
    8/23Satori: Because I'd have to have put Okuu in there with it, and I didn't want to leave her alone. But... *sighs* Okuu, take the robot with you someplace safe, and don't leave it or power it down until you hear from either Renko or me.

    Okuu: Ok! *picks up the robot easily with her hands and totes it off into the distance*
    8/23Mari: I'm sure Renko'll go keep her company, won't she? *smiles* She has been a bit obscessed with the thing, after all... *Plus, she's probably itching to distance herself from me...*

    Guth: *breathes a sigh of reliefe at seeing the robot get taken away*
    8/23Renko: I'll do that, then. *Great. Here I was trying to be nice. Now she doesn't want to see me.* *follows after Okuu*

    Satori: *just pats his hand, as she frowns at the two* *Sister? Can you...*
    8/23Koishi: *blinks, and is gone, heading after Renko*
    8/23Renko: *enters the room wit the bird, taking a seat next to the maid again* Hello Okuu.

    Okuu: Hi! *grins happily and waves*

    Renko: *smiles lightly at her before busying herself with the display, even though there's nothing to do.*
    8/23Koishi: *pops back into sight, hugging Renko from behind* She didn't mean it with any bad intention, you know~ Though, your subconcious seems to recognise that a bit...
    8/23Renko: *sighs, and lowers her head* I know... But it still hurts. Can you blame a girl for not getting over it immediately? After carrying that torch for so long...
    8/23Koishi: *grins* I could always help take your mind off of things, some time~ *winks*
    8/23Renko: *shakes head* Not in that way. I wouldn't mind the company, but what I want is more than just carnal. *sighs, and presses buttons on the console randomly*
    8/23Rukoto: Male voice activated.

    Koishi: ...Well, that's unique... The voice, not that desire. Though, the desire reminds me of my sister, and how she turned down a horse youkai I had Yukari bring, just so that she'd admit that she wants more than just sex *giggles*
    8/23Renko: *immediately changes it back* Well, it's more like... I've always been there with Mary. As far as anything matters. And she's just such an airhead, that it's infuriating, and endearing at the same time. *blushes slightly* I couldn't dislike her. Not such an enthusiastic and innocent girl. It just seems like it was to be the next step. Friends, good friends...
    8/23*pats her back* There, there... I'm sure that you will find another to love, in due time *smiles*
    8/23I hope so... And I hope Mary does eventually come to look at me the same way she once did. *Sighs, and rests her head on the table*
    8/23Ohh, I'm sure she will.
    8/23*stares at the robot once more* Ruukoto, is there any way to speed up repairs?
    8/23Rukoto: Afirmative. I am running on a moderately strong electrical power suply, and this unit is meant for a higher output.
    8/23Renko: Okuu, crank up the juice.

    Okuu: *grins and glows even brighter*
    8/23Rukoto: Power level: 90% Estimated time untill completion of repairs: 5 hours
    8/23Renko: Good to know. Let us know when you can begin processing upgrades.
    8/23Rukoto: This unit is incapable of upgrading herself, due to the fear that my creator had that I will gain scentience and take up arms against humanity.
    8/23Renko: Are you able to provide instructions on how to upgrade yourself, then? Or a way to overide said protocols? *at least we don't have to worry about that. Okuu can probably take her out. fusion beats fission, eh?*
    8/23Rukoto: Negative. That information is kept classified from this unit.
    8/23Renko: *sighs* Dammit. I was hoping that it was possible. *turns to Koishi* She looks so real, doesn't she? Hard to imagine something like this being fake... I wish that she could be that real, though. *snorts* I suppose that crack about not being able to tell time by the stars got to me more than it should have, hrm?
    8/23Koishi: *nods* She is... She looks human, even if she stinks of kappa...
    8/23Renko: Kappa, you say? Aren't they supposed to be mechanical whizzes?
    8/23Koishi: They are. None are better at such things!
    8/23Renko: Hrm... *clouded eyes look down at the robot* You said you two wanted a favor, correct?
    8/23Koishi: Ahh, yes we did. *smiles* Th-though, we figured we would wait untill you two have had a good nights rest before asking over breakfast.
    8/23Renko: Well... *sighs* If you can help me with getting her... alive... *points to Ruukoto*, and being there if I need you over... Mary, I'll do it.
    8/23Koishi: ...You know, shouldn't you atleast ask what we want, before saying that...?
    8/23Renko: *shrugs* Possibly. But I'm not exactly in my right mind. *smiles softly* Besides, you're asking humans. Since you haven't eaten us yet...
    8/23Koishi: *cringes* I used to be human, you know... It'd leave a bad taste in my mouth to eat a human. ...Maybe literally, too... *shrugs*
    8/23Renko: You used to be human? Now that is... interesting... What are you going to ask? For Mary and I to become one of you, too?
    8/23Koishi: W-well, yes... *fidgets* My sister and I would like a child of our own, you see... However, our kind doesn't reproduce like others do...
    8/23Renko: ...You're kidding me. I was just joking. *sighs, and shakes her head* How 'do' you reproduce?
    8/23W-well, we take one of our arteries, and unplug it... We then jam the needle on the end into a human's heart. *smiles timidly*
    8/23Renko: *stares at her for a moment* And what is that supposed to accomplish?
    8/23Well, umm... It eventually rips out your heart, and turns it into a third eye, which then sprouts more arteries over time, so as to improve the blood-flow...
    8/23Renko: I... see. Sounds rather painful. *shrugs* But since I've got time to kill... go for it.
    8/23Y-you... Wha... R-really? *tears up happily* You'll really be my daughter...? *starts to work on getting her newly grown artery to pop out, which looks like a thick nub with a spike on the end* *tugs on it, gently rubbing the skin around it, trying to coax it to grow*
    8/23Renko: I don't see what the disadvantage is, at the moment. And I've got time to kill, not to mention that there's no wa we're getting out of here without your help. *smiles slightly* Besides, you are good folks, so I don't see what the problem is. *looks down* ...I should probably take off my shirt, to keep it from getting bloody, though.
    8/23Koishi: *Sister! I accidentally brought up that I used to be human to Renko, and eventually the question about becoming my daughter came up, and she said yes! I'm... I'm going to be a mother!* *works the artery untill it eventually starts to lengthen* *Sister, can you get some gauze, and bandages? They'd probably be needed...* Yeah, your shirt would probably get in the way, too...
    8/23Satori: *eyes widen* *Really? Already? Sheesh, she works fast.. Doesn't dither about anything does she?* *immediately stands up and dashes off to get everything* Orin, grab your barrow, just in case!

    Renko *unbuttons it and puts it to the side, trying to fight down a blush* You don't say... a heart bursting out a chest would do that*
    8/23Koishi: Though, the initial changes take awhile... your heart has to slowly change a great deal after all... I mean, an eye is a very different organ, normally...
    8/23Renko: Then we better get started right now, shouldn't we?
    8/23*grips her third eye, and gives a sudden, hard tug, pulling off the artery* Oww... S-so, are you ready...? *holds up the needle end in her fist, which is fairly short* I'm going to be going through your sternum, so it'll hurt a bit...
    8/23Renko: *closes her eyes and braces herself* *I think I am... Go ahead and hit me with it*
    8/23*in a blur, slams the spike into her sternum, punching a hole in it*
    8/23Renko: *eyes widen as she grunts in pain*
    8/23*twists it once, and pushes the spike all the way through*
    8/23Renko: M...M... *winces further as it pierces her flesh*
    8/23Koishi: *strokes her hair, trying to calm her down, and ease her through the pain*
    8/23Renko: *begins to whimper as something starts to slowly change*
    8/23(It's a week-ish long change, by the way XD)

    Koishi: There, there... Mama'll make the pain all better... *starts to manipulate Renko's head a bit, numbing the feeling of pain*
    8/23(I did say slowly, didn't I?)

    Renko: *eyes dilate some* Yes... goes away... going away. *peers up at her* Ma...ma?
    8/23Yes, sweetie? *smiles*
    8/23Renko: Just sounds funny... But, right? Don't know. *leans into her hands* Feeling sleepy.
    8/23*smiles slightly* Sleep, if you feel tired... I'm sure this has taken a lot out of you.
    8/23Renko: Not yet... But... Koishima? Keep Mary... safe... *drops off into her arms, snoring lightly*
    8/23*smiles brightly* I'll be sure to not let any harm come to her
    8/23Satori: *finally skids into the room, stuff in her hands* *Koishi, is she?*
    8/23*She's just sleeping.* *smiles*
    8/23Satori: *drops the stuff and walks over to Koishi* *and you're positively glowing*
    8/23*blushes* *I... I can't help it... You know that I've always wanted a child...*
    8/23*Smiles and hugs her tightly* *So have I, sister, so have I* *wipes a tear from her eye* *and my little sister is going to be a mother before me!*
    8/23*It's not like I meant to...* *giggles* Now, how about we get her... *smiles* her wound dressed?
    8/23*indeed* *picks up the gauze, before handing it to her* *now, to clean the wound...*
    8/23*Indeed~* *starts to wipe up the blood that was starting to get close to her skirt, and works her way up*
    8/23*wipes around the wound itself gently, before retrieving a cotton ball and some alcohol to clean it with*
    8/23*smiles beamingly, all the while dabbing up blood*
    8/23*once clean, takes the gauze and places it over* I think it might be a bit premature to wrap her entire chest... Although, I'm not sure what exactly will happen.
    8/23Yeah... My memories are a bit fuzzy, too... That whole week was nothing but pain, as mama was killed shortly after stabbing us. *smiles sadly* She wasn't around to tend to us, as I have with Renko...
    8/23*pats her on the shoulder* At least we'll be here for them, then. I just hope that her friend isn't getting too worried.
    8/23Mari: *mind blank* *had been watching for a short while* W-what in the... world...? What are you doing to... *backs away in fear*
    8/23Satori: *eyes widen* Mary! Calm down! We're not trying to hurt her, not at all. Do you remember that favor we spoke of?
    8/23Mari: Y-y-yes...? *has a horrible look of fear in her eye, even if she also saw they treating her friend's wounds*
    8/23Satori: *grumbles under her breath* Wish we could have done this easily... But our favor was to ask you two to become our... children. To become new satori. *waves to Renko* She... accepted, so we began the process immediately. It just is a bit... violent, at the start. *waits for her reaction*
    8/23Mari: I... ...go on... *mind blank*
    8/23Satori: Satori are a parasitic youkai. To create a new one, we have to induce the transformation by... stabbing them through the sternum with our arteries, which will start the transformation
    8/23Mari: *cringes*

    Koishi: A symbiot, sister. Such a word difference can be all the difference.

    Mari: *cringes a little less*

    Koishi: The process can be very, very painful, if not for the mother helping to ease the pain. We weren't so lucky, as our mother died a day after we started turning...
    8/23Satori: Indeed... The only truly worrisome part will be... *sighs* When her heart bursts out of her chest. But we are here to keep her safe. Trust me, Miss Han. We will not let her die.
    8/23Mari: *smiles* I'm glad... ...And... you intend to ask me to be your... child, too? And that's why you were expecting us?
    8/23Satori: That is the case. I would hope that you would agree. *glances at Renko* But if you wish to decline, or stay by your friend's side instead, I will not press it.
    8/23Mari: W-well... I actually wouldn't hate the idea of being a youkai... Those dreams I've had have left me with a very good idea that the good people of this land are not my fellow humans, and instead are the youkai... Though, Guth doesn't seem like a bad person at all, so now I've become confused...

    Koishi: Most of the humans in this land are... well, garbage.
    8/23Satori: I met him a few days ago, in the human village. He was such a nice boy, especially compared to others who just tried to take me for their own. Good thing I could read their intentions. The children of the village aren't bad, and even some of the women and menfolk, but they are easily outnumbered. *smiles crookedly* Although, if there is anything that Gensokyo can do, it is turn the definition of youkai on its side.
    8/23Mari: ...I suppose, if Renko was fine with it, I, umm... *mumbles, blushing* I'll be your daughter...
    8/23Satori: *steps forward, pulling her down to look in her eye* Are you sure? There's no going back if you change your mind.
    8/23*lets her head return to normal* *nods* *im sure*
    8/23Satori: *withdraws her own artery, letting the needle sharpen before her eyes* Now... you might want to remove your shirt, so nothing happens to it. And you might want to lie down.
    8/23O-okay... *removes her shirt with a blush, followed by her bra, placing them in a neat little pile, and lays on the cool floor* Like this...?
    8/23Satori: Indeed... *rubs the top of Mary's sternum to find where she wants to start* Are you ready?
    8/23*As ready as I'll ever be...* Y-yeah... You, umm... can go ahead... *quivers, and squeezes her eyes shut*
    8/23Satori: *exhales, and stabs the needle straight through her sternum as swiftly as possible*
    8/23*squeaks in surprised pain* *So much... pain...!* *tears up slightly*
    8/23Satori: *Koishi, subconscious help please* *presses it all hte way in, beginning the transformation*
    8/23Koishi: *...Sis, you didn't disconnect the other end of the artery...* *makes the girl hurt less*

    Nnn... Nn... *feels only moderate pain, now*
    8/23Satori: *crap... * *immediately does as such, hoping that it doesn't do anything too bad to the girl*
    8/23Mari: S-so... That's all...? You just... treat my wounds, now?
    8/23Satori: Hopefully... You'll probably get tired soon. But you won't notice anything for a day or two.
    8/23*yawns* That... that wasn't so bad, Mom...
    8/23Satori: *has a large smile grace her face* It will get worse before it gets better, daughter. But it will get better.
    8/23Good night... mom... *drifts off*
    8/23Satori: *nearly has tears rolling down her cheeks* She called me... mom... *busies herself with wiping off the blood real quickly*
    8/23Koishi: *chuckles* Twice, to boot~ *helps with the dabbing* Also, I think Okuu fell asleep.
    8/23Okuu: *snores loudly, drooling down her gown* *power has gone up by 50 percent*

    Satori: She did, didn't she? Oh well... So, shall we get our daughters to their own room? It'd be better for them than the floor.
    8/23Koishi: *lifts up Renko with out batting a lash, making sure to mind the now slightly attached artery*
    8/23Satori: *does the same with Mary, leading her out of the room* Now, we have a guest room here... I hope it isn't too dusty.
    8/23Orin: *happily pads along in he cat form* *Ehh? ...What happened to those two humans? Wait, why do they each have one of those... eye tubes sticking out of their chests? That seems a bit odd...
    8/23Satori: *smiles at Orin* Why indeed, Orin? It is not odd in the slightest. They are merely changing.
    8/23Orin: *...Into a satori?*
    8/23Satori: Correct, as always. You've always been such a smart cat.
    8/23Orin: *grins happily*
    8/23Satori: *sets Mary down on the bed, smoothing some hairs on her forehead* Sleep well, daughter. Your mother will be here when you need her. *reaches out to check on everyone*
    8/23(Ehh?)

    *sets down Renko, smiling happily, and placing the slightly battered looking hat to the side of the bed*
    8/23(sorry. Should have been with her mind to check everyone)

    Satori: *glances at it* Part of me thinks weshould patch it up, but I don't think she'd like that, would she?
    8/23Koishi: Well, we can ask her when next she wakes... I'd rather not annoy my kid so quickly, you know? *chuckles*

    *Those were good fish...*

    *I wonder when Satori will come back...? I'm starting to feel a bit awkward, just sitting about like this...*
    8/23Okuu: *snores*

    Satori: *sighs* Can you look over her for a minute? Guth is feeling... misplaced, again, if you can't tell.
    8/23*I hope nothing b-bad happened to her...*

    Koishi: *giggles* Sure~ Take your time!
    8/23Satori: Alright, thank you, sister. *leaves the room, before finding Guth. Spotting him, she sneaks up before throwing her arms around him*
    8/23Kyaaaaaa!! *heart leaps into throat*
    8/23*giggles into his ear* It's only me, Guth. *nuzzles his head*
    8/23*pants* *I thought I was going to die...!* H-hey, love* *smiles at her awkwardly, while trying to calm his heart*
    8/23Sorry about doing that... *shoots him a smile* But I'm in a really good mood.
    8/23Really...? Why? *smiles at her, curious as to why*
    8/23*smiles* I now have a daughter and a niece... *pulls him even closer* On top of a boyfriend... You can't imagine how happy I am.
    8/23Ahh, so that's what you suddenly had to go do?
    8/23Yup. Renko accepted immediately. And we had to tell Mary what was happening... But in the end, they accepted. *purrs against him as she hugs him tighter*
    8/23*kisses cheek* I'm happy for you, love. *smiles*
    8/23*smiles back before kissing him fully* Thank you. *doesn't let go, and keeps holding him close*
    8/23*smiles, and holds her just as close* Also, you have an indent in your eye and hand? Is that... supposed to happen...? Looks painful...
    8/23*looks down at her hand, trying to see* I... I honestly don't know. But I don't feel it..
    8/23*grins* Well, why not touch them, and find out?
    8/23*cautiously places her finger on it, trying to feel for anything odd*

    (In the dark here. XD)
    8/23*the indent feels tender, much like a bruise, and there is a small hole in the center of each indent*
    8/23*presses firmly into the center, before yelping out loud* What's happening... *Sister?*
    8/23*Yeah?*
    8/23*Is something happening to your eye? Or your hands?*
    8/23*Nothing to my hand- ahh, there's a hole in the side of my eye, where I removed the artery from! Weird...*
    8/23*Shouldn't we grow it back? Not get another hole? Or is it just sympathy from our daughters?*
    8/23*Well, seeing as it took my a few days to grow back the one... I'd say it'll take a few days...
    8/23*hums to herself* Well, that's good. Sister just thinks it's another one that will grow back in a few days. I didn't even consider that.
    8/23Guth: *giggles* You mean, you didn't notice that it was the one that goes from your left hand to your eye? *smiles* I realised that, while left alone to my thoughs... I guess you were too distracted by that to notice! *grins charmingly, and yet teasingly*
    8/23I suppose I was... In the best mood that I can ever think of, and next to a handsome man? How could I not be?
    8/23*blushes, and rubs the back of his head* *Am I...?* *kisses* Silly...
    8/23*kisses back, before giggling* No, you are the silly one.
    8/23*chuckles* I think I'm silly, too! We're both a bit silly~ *winks at her*
    8/23Good... but I think you're silly because you have a really happy woman in front of you, who isn't leaving you, and waiting for you to do something... *pulls herself closer as she speaks*
    8/23W-well, I'm not good at taking the initiative... *blushes* I'm not manly, you know... I'm very passive... *kisses*
    8/23*kisses back, and looks at with lidded eyes* And if I want 'my' man to take initiative with me?
    8/23*blushes brightly* I'd, umm... I'd try...
    8/23*smiles widely, and dashes away, winking at him* Then, come and get me... if you want me.
    8/23*giggles, and chases after* I want you!
    8/23*grins, and leaps into another corridor* You'll have to run faster, if you want the prize!
    8/23*runs faster, and tries his best to keep up*
    8/23*runs down a dead end, and mimes being panicked, having nowhere to go*
    8/23*with a predatory gleam in his eyes, he pounces her, and pins her to the ground, even if she's... a far higher magnitude of strength*
    8/23*squirms mock helplessly, dramatically saying* Oh no, a handsome man has me pinned! Curse my burning loins, whatever shall I do?
    8/23(This is so hilarious! XD)

    *gives a rough kiss, closing his eyes in enjoyment, while unbuttoning her blouse*
    8/23(That is the point. It's supposed to be cheesy. :P)

    *moans loudly as her legs wrap around him, kissing back the whole time* A-and he's unclothing m-me. W-what is h-his next p-plan? To bite upon m-my bosom and t-to suck upon my d-delectable teats?
    8/23*You know, now that I think about it, wouldn't that eye of theirs get in the way of getting undressed...?* *with her breasts now exposed, begins to nip and suck at each*
    8/23*ignores his mental question, starting to pant as he continues to play* And n-now, his hands edge dangerously c-close. Dare he slip them up m-my thigh, and into my b-burning depths...?
    8/23*grins and torturously slowly slides a hand up her thigh*
    8/23*pants faster and faster, eyes meeting his as hers become full of lust*
    8/23*finally almost reaches his destination, when his fingers start to skirt her panty-line*
    8/23G-guth.... P-please... *wraps her arms around him to pull him close to her*
    8/23*gives her what she wants, now that she's begged for it, and trails a finger over her damp underwear*
    8/23*shivers and lowers a hand to grab his, pressing it harder onto her core*
    8/23*smirks, grinding her little nub into her pubic bone*
    8/23*moans softly, as her third eye begins to rise, helping to wrap him even closer*
    8/23*eases off her underwear, getting a bit lost as to how to get them past the foot arteries, and so leaves them around her ankles* *inches his face towards her genitals, and tastes her*
    8/23*eyes shoot open, before a loud hiss of pleasure leaves her mouth* *one hand trails up to play with herself while he takes his sweet time*
    8/23*dips his tongue into her, going a fair bit into her, and then twists his tongue one, twice, pulls out his tongue, and repeats*
    8/23*starts panting* Don't... stop. Don't you... dare...
    8/23*grins, and once more repeating the process, this time rubbing her clit with his thumb*
    8/23*eyes begin to widen as she pushes back, feeling herself tighten inside*
    8/23*twists his tongue about rappidly, making sure to help her along to a wonderful time*
    8/23G-gu-guth! *starts to come at his actions, her hands shooting up to grip him on the head*
    8/23*starts gently rolling her clit about between his fingers, licking her insiders thoroughly*
    2 days ago*leans back and moans loudly, enjoying the ride as she starts to fully release*
    2 days ago*gently eases her down, untill he feels she's ready* *grins and undoes his pants, bringing out his pork knife*
    2 days ago(...*falls over laughing* I've never heard it called that before)

    *looks down, eyes widening* H-how did you h-hide such a t-thing from m-me?
    2 days ago(Well, it's not a full blown pork sword! XD)

    S-sorry... I didn't mean to... *rubs the back of his head*
    2 days ago*glares at him, and pulls him closer* You hear me mister. Don't you feel sorry for yourself. Because you know what I want now?
    2 days ago...My pork knife? *crookedly grins*
    2 days ago*Growls* I want that thing in me, or so help me I'll...
    2 days ago*as she's threatening him, he pushes it in, the fact the she already had an orgasm made this far easier, but she's still like a vice. Any man of greater size would likely have been in horrible, horrible pain*
    2 days ago*moans loudly as she is pushed apart by him* Far as you can go... Fast as you can... Don't stop...
    2 days ago*thusts his hips deep into her, twitching as he took a moments respite* *...So this is what the... inside of a woman feels like...?* I love you. *kisses, and pull almost out, before slamming back in*
    2 days agoI love you too... *eye and tubes circle around him, before latching on the back of the head* Now, as you join with me, I join with you... *eye opens wide, and opens up a feedback loop where they feel each other's pleasure*
    2 days ago*moves his hips slightly, causing an enormous amount of pleasure to build up* W-wha... Wow... *slams his hips deep in, nearly cummin in a single thrust* *Dammit, I can't last like this...!* *pants*
    2 days ago*almost screams at the intense pleasure she gets from him* Just keep going! I think I'm going to cum again! *pants heavily*
    2 days ago*gatherin his courage for the stupid thing he was about to do, he swallowed hard, and began to thrust in and out, fast and hard, once, twice, thrice, and finally he began to cum hard, as he had been trying VERY hard to keep from coming for two thrusts, while the insides of his head started to sound a bit like white noise*
    2 days ago*her own mind starts to blank as he unloads into her, and she squeezes him in response, draining him of every last drop* Loveguthloveguthloveguth...
    2 days agoL-l-love you... too, love... *strugles to stay concious, as the pleasure was like nothing of this world. It was as though he orgasmed thrice in a row, and his ability to stay concous had begun to leak do to it* *pulls her in for a deep kiss, feeling her get kissed as well*
    2 days ago*kisses back gently, enjoying the feeling of two sets of lips* *can you hear me, love?*
    2 days ago*...Oddly enough, yes. Well, this is a unique experience...*
    2 days ago*smiles into his kiss* *We are as one... We joined, one body, one mind, one soul... As we do not reproduce this way, we instead link. And now... You can see all that you want in my mind. Just as I can see in yours. I've shared with you the most precious thing I can*
    2 days ago*Smiles* *Thank you, Satori...* *kisses* *Thank you for giving me this precious thing of yours*
    2 days ago*you're most welcome... I couldn't share this with just anyone. And now, it's just you.*
    2 days ago*smiles charmingly* *I know exactly what it means to you, and I thank you from the very bottom of my heart, and I will try to never take you for granted.*
    2 days ago*There's one thing I want to show you, before our time is up.*
    2 days ago*Show me, if that is what you want to do.* *smiles and kisses her*
    2 days ago*kisses back, before releasing every litting bit of emotion and sending it to him*
    2 days ago(little*)
    2 days ago*tears up slightly* *I've... never felt this loved before...* *Smiles as wide as he can* *Thank you for showing me that, love...*
    2 days ago*You're welcome, Guth. And remember, the longer are together, the more it will grow. And I lo-* ve you... *third eye starts to pull away*
    2 days ago*giggles* *I never knew I could love someone this much...*
    2 days ago*smirks* To love them enough that you would chase them down and have sex in the middle of the hallway? *leans up to kiss gently*
    2 days ago*blushes* y-yeah... *gently returns the kiss with a smile*
    2 days agoGood then. Because... *blushes* I enjoyed this. Oh, hell, I loved this.
    2 days ago*nods with a blush* It felt... strange to feel you being thrusted into... *blushes brighter*
    2 days agoLike I said, we literally became one being there, for a little while. But it sounds like you enjoyed it all the same. *gives him a small smirk*
    2 days ago*smiles warmly* I did. *I loved every second of it...*
    2 days ago*grins* We might have to do that again, then. Very soon... *finally pulls herself to her feet, looking at her ruined clothes* And look what a mess you've made... *chuckles to herself*
    2 days ago*chuckles awkwardly* W-well, I couldn't help it...
    2 days ago*smirks* Clothes can be replaced. And as for the mess... *grabs his hand firmly* I require someone to help me wash it off

    (I'm feeling like a timeskip might be nice soon)
    2 days ago(True...)

    *grins* Alright, I'll help.
    2 days ago(To after they become satori?)

    *raises her eyebrow* Was there any question? *giggles, and pulls him into the bathroom*

    (Fade to black?)
    2 days ago(To right before)

    Mari: I don't... feel so good...
    2 days agoRenko: *grips her hand, and winces* Neither do I.. But it will be alright, Mary.
    2 days agoMari: *the other end of her first artery was now plugged into her brain, ready for when her heart would hang on two muscular arteries* *Hears particularly strong thoughts, but otherwise the heads of others are like white noise to her* *clutches at her heart, which has now started to throb*
    2 days agoRenko: *glances at her, trying to see what she is thinking, but failed* Starting before me? You always did like to... rush in. *grins lightly*
    2 days agoMa...ma... i-it... it hurts...! *chest starts to slightly lurch forwards from the heart, as though it were a chest burster* *coughs up blood*
    2 days agoSatori: *grips her other hand* I'm here, Mary... Your mother's here.... Be strong for me. It's almost over...
    2 days ago*chest pops up once more, a cracking of ribs being quite apparent, even if the sternum had fused with the heart for the early skin of the eye* A-ah... Ahh...
    2 days agoSatori: *thinks clearly* *It's alright young one...* You're going to be alright. *clears any of the bloody debris out of the way, to make it as easy as possible for the eye to come out*
    2 days ago*breathes raggedly, a light crunching sound being heard, and the skin of her chest tearing open further, the third eye almost being out* Ahh...! Ahh... haa...
    2 days agoRenko: *grips her hand tightly*

    Satori: Keep pushing, daughter... It's almost out. I can see it now... *strokes her hair to try and distract slightly*
    2 days ago*with one final thrust, the eye pushes through her ribs covered in gore, and sending blood everywhere*
    2 days agoRenko: *that's... that really happened...*

    Satori: *begins to wipe all of the blood from the eye, ignoring what spattered onto her*
    2 days ago*quivers weakly in pain, a gaping hole in her chest with a second artery sticking out* Ugh... S-so... much... p-p... p-pain...
    2 days ago(Do I heal it, or just patch it up?)

    Satori: *reaches into her mind and begins to numb it for her, now that the heart is out* Yes, but the pain will be gone soon, dear. Trust me.
    2 days ago(Just bandages. It'll heal in about a weak)

    *pants, calming slightly, while her body goes a bit numb* Th-thank you...
    2 days agoSatori: Now rest, young one. We will take care of you. *cleans out the wound first, while making sure it's not effective* *koishi, the wraps please*
    2 days agoKoishi: *hands a roll of bandage*
    2 days agoSatori: *begins to wrap her chest up around her midsection gently, making sure to avoid her tender new eye*

    Renko: *keeps watching, but suddenly gasps in pain as she feels her heart move*
    2 days agoKoishi: Lets get you back in bed, Renko. *smiles gently, and begins to move Renko towards her bed very gently*
    2 days agoRenko: *tries to take a few steps, before her heart lurches again, bulging out from her chest*
    2 days agoKoishi: *picks up Renko, and sets her on the bed, beginning to try and ease her pain* *holds her hand, as Mari isn't well enough to do it*
    2 days agoRenko: *skins begin to crack apart as it makes it way through, her arteries bulging noticeably* Mom... Mary... *winces a little* Still hurts, but not so... bad?
    2 days agoMari: Y-you can do it... Renko...

    Koishi: I know you are strong enough to make it through this, kid. *smiles happily from truely being a mother, even if she's also a bit scared at the same time*
    2 days agoRenko: I... I- *gasps in pain as her skin finally splits open, the heart pushing through. However, for some reason, her ribs did not move out of the way, causing it grain pain as it tried to push through*
    2 days agoKoishi: *cringes* Ohh, that's going to scar... *heavily numbs her sense of pain* You can do it, eye! *cheers the little orb on*
    2 days agoRenko: *eye bulges against the ribs, but they still do not budge* Ma... what's... what's happen...ing...?
    2 days agoKoish: *with the second try, sees the problem, and reaches down* ...This is going to hurt, honey... A lot. Would you like me to knock you out, while I... make room for your eye to get through?
    2 days agoRenko: *looks up at her, before shaking her head* Must be brave... for.. *Mary.*
    2 days agoKoishi: *swiftly snaps a few of her ribs in half, and places the removed halfs to her side* It is done... *looks at her torso expectantly*
    2 days agoRenko: *cries out loudly in pain as each rib is snapped, before the ball finally rises up into the air, free of its bounds*
    2 days agoKoishi: *begins to rub the gore from the slightly immature eye, which has yet to open* It's okay... You'll be fine, little one...
    2 days agoRenko: M-M-M... *begins to cry at the pain, as her eye refuses to open*
    2 days agoMari: *third eye isn't open yet, either* Y-yeah...?

    Koishi: *starts to dress the wound on her chest, careful of the second artery the leads into the hole*
    2 days agoRenko: *finally passes out from the pain*
    2 days agoKoishi: *kisses her nose* Rest well, little one... *continues to bind her wounds*
    2 days agoSatori: *smiles at the two, before turning around to finish with Mary's* How are you feeling now, daughter?
    2 days agoMari: *gives a weak sigh* ...Like my heart just ripped itself out of my chest... ...Also... I have a headache...
    2 days agoSatori: *chuckles* That was bad, daughter. As for a headache, we can't do too much. Need to let your eye open, so you can fully adjust.
    2 days agoMari: *pokes her closed third eye* So... this is my heart, now...?
    2 days agoSatori: And your eye. It's easier to tell if you just feel, instead of poking it
    2 days ago*holds it in her hand* ...It's beating so strongly* *laughs* ...oww... Hurts to laugh...
    2 days agoSatori: *places a hand on her shoulder* You need to rest, and let your body heal yourself. You need to adjust to the fact that it's not in your body any longer.
    2 days ago*smiles* Alright, mom.
    2 days agoSatori:*smiels widely* you're welcome, daughter.

    (I may have a convert here, soon...)
    2 days ago(New touhou fan? ...Or are you turning a woman strait? ...Or have some strange religion?)

    *slowly dozes off*
    2 days ago(New touhou fan. :P Although, thanks for stoking my ego on the second)

    Satori: *strokes her hair gently* You know, Okuu and Orin will want to see them soon. Not to mention Guth. And Ruukoto will want to tend to her master soon, as well.
    2 days ago(Hehe~ I do try~)

    Koishi: Yeah... I suppose we should pull the comforter over them, so as to not worry them.
    2 days agoSatori: *does just that, making sure to tuck in Mary well, and not put too much pressure on her eye* *leans down to kiss her forehead*
    2 days ago*third eye snuggles with Renko's a bit* Sweet dreams, kid. *pulls up the covers and puts a golden heart clip on the artery attatched to her head* There, now you aren't so exposed. *smiles with a blush* You need one for my neice, too? I brought two.

    (As those are like a genital to them, they tend to cover the bit that connects to the body*
    2 days ago(Jawohl, Frau Commandant!)

    *takes it from her, before placing it on her daughter's head as well* I never even think of the thing. Grown so used to wearing it the entire time. *smiles down at the two* They really look like sisters now, don't they?
    2 days ago*giggles* I wonder what hair color they'll end up with?
    2 days ago*strokes her chin* Renko's will probably end up somewhere dark navy, possibly teal. And Mary's will become... peachy. *shrugs* Unless it ends up completely random
    2 days agoWell, mom's was purple, I think... And yours was black, while mine was a hazly brown! I'm going to guess random... But maybe not! *shrugs*
    2 days agoStill... *smiles happily* Wouldn't it be nice if they took after us, even a bit?
    2 days agoIt would. *smiles*
    2 days ago*looks at them for a moment before shaking her head* Enough. Let's let everyone in real quick. I'm sure they're anxious enough.
    2 days ago*nods* Yeah.
    2 days ago*walks open the door, and opens it* You can come-

    *is completely bamboozled as Okuu flies by, heading over to the two* little masters! Little masters! How are you? Oh, they have such pretty eyes.
    2 days agoMari: *eye has slightly opened by that point*

    Koishi: Ohh, she's right! It has a pretty purple iris~
    2 days agoSatori: Really? *dashes over* It looks just like... like...

    Renko: *eye still remains shut, hiding under Mary's*
    2 days agoLike your eye? *chuckles*
    2 days agoSatori: *begins to tear up* Yes...

    Okuu: *begins to poke Renko's eye* Why is she not opening up?
    2 days agoKoishi: *grabs Okuu's wrist* She hurt her eye, so it might take awhile before she can open it...
    2 days agoOkuu: *immediately wilts* Unyuu... *looks at Koishi* is little master going to be ok?
    2 days agoI... I don't know...
    2 days agoOkuu: *hugs herself* Unyuu...

    Satori: *looks out into the corridor and beckons everyone else in*
    2 days ago*hugs Okuu* I'm sure she'll get better... She's a strong one.

    Orin: *sticks her head in, and flinches at the sight of so much blood* Wow... You'd think something died in here... *...I hope nobody died in here!*
    2 days agoSatori: No one did, Orin. Mary is fine, and is resting. Renko, on the other hand... She didn't have her eye come out cleanly.
    2 days agoOrin: *...That doesn't sound good...*

    It isn't... Neither of ours had any issue, so I've no idea what the effects could be...
    2 days agoSatori: *sighs* I hope it is just due to the pressure she experienced when she had hers try to exit, and is merely healing the damage.
    2 days agoAs do I... *sits on the edge of her daughters bed, and strokes the third eye, having hers cuddle with it*
    2 days agoRenko: *small smile appears on her face as she does*
    2 days ago*smiles to herself* *kisses the third eye, and lets it move back into place*
    2 days agoRenko: *eye shivers and almost opens, before closing again and nuzzling under Mary's*
    2 days agoMari: *eye nuzzles the other eye, trying to coax it open*
    2 days agoRenko: *eye peeks open again*
    2 days agoMari: *eye looks into the other eye barely open eye, while nudging its lid slightly*
    2 days agoRenko: *eye opens a bit more* *Mary?*
    2 days ago*Renko...* *eye looks happy*

    Koishi: *eyes go wide, noticing the eye being slightly opened*
    2 days agoRenko: *eye looks away* *I... I feel you.*
    2 days ago*I'm rubbing against you...* *nuzzles her eye more, still locking eyes*
    2 days agoRenko: *eye looks back into hers* *No, not that... I can 'feel' you. Your mind... your... soul?*
    2 days ago*Ahh... I feel that, too... It's like your mind is a book, and I can read the most recent lines* *bobs eye, as though it's giggling*

    Koishi: *listens in, watching them* *does her best to not not think very loudly*
    2 days agoRenko: *that's what I'm afraid of... of you feeling all that I...*
    2 days ago*Feel? I already do... I already did, before now. Before you slipped up, and confessed... I realised your love awhile back...* *eye looks slightly sad* *I didn't say anything, because I couldn't return it... I... I like boys... It's not right for girl to like other girls... I can't... Even if... no...* *cuts herself off, before saying something particularly foolish*
    2 days ago*You know how I feel, Mary. And... I can't hide anything from you. Not anymore. But, there's part of you...* *eye looks down* *I'm sorry. I won't say anything more*
    2 days ago*an artery rubs the eye, as though it were an arm* *Part of me... what? What do you mean?*
    2 days ago*There's part of you I can't see...*
    2 days ago*Ehh? Should that even be possible...?*

    Koishi: *It is, when you can maniplate borders...*

    *ehh?* Who's there?

    Koishi: *smiles gently* *It's your aunt... And you've been thinking in your subconcious at times, you know*

    *Ehh? I have...?*
    2 days ago*I can't hear her, not at all. So, there are secrets she wants to keep from me?

    Satori: *you really should stop assuming the worst, niece. her power to see borders has allowed her to learn some... such as how to slip her mind from the conscious to the unconscious*

    *Satori? Oh, yes, you'd be able to... Do you mean she's not hiding her thoughts from me?*

    Satori: *not on purpose*
    2 days ago*But I... I can only see borders, and nothing more... Shouldn't I know if I'm using the most advanced magic ever invented...? Plus, my ribbon is supposed to keep me from using any border manipulation that I'm not perfect in!*

    Koishi: *Well, I suppose you must be perfect at it, hmm?*
    2 days ago*I... I suppose I'll just wait for her. Not like I can go anywhere at the moment...*

    Satori: *true. from the looks of it, she's talking to my sister. So give it a little bit*
    2 days agoKoishi: *eye snaps shut, and touches Mari's eye* *Ehehe, so many things in here...*

    Mari: *as if resonating with Koishi, her eye closes* *I love Renko... But papa said that god hates gays... I love papa... but I love Renko? Which do I listen to?*
    2 days ago(Don't quite know what to do, as Renko can't join)

    *But what do you think, Satori? Should I burden her? Eventually they'll fade*

    Satori: Don't commit to anything just yet... give her time*
    2 days agoKoishi: *hugs Mari* Your own heart. You should listen to nobody but your heart, and while your heart hesitates, you do love my daughter a great deal*

    Mari: *eye opens*

    Koishi: *eye opens, and she passes out*
    2 days ago*third eye widens* Mary? You're back... What have you been...* *doesn't continue, not wanting to invade her privacy*

    *stays silent*
    2 days agoMari: *third eye looks away* *body blushes* *U-umm...*
    2 days ago*you don't have to tell me if you don't want... I just don't want there to be any secrets between us. Especially now*
    2 days ago*Thinks back to Koishi's words* I... I love you, too... *looks down*
    2 days ago*stares back at her in shock* Mary... are you... *let me in. Please. I need to know if it's...*
    2 days ago*her borders deteriorate, and her thoughts flow free*
    2 days ago*stares at her as she takes in the feelings of her friend, flowing free for the first time* *blushes at the intensity of the thoughts* *You... you really...*
    2 days ago*blushes so hard that even her third eye blushes a bit*
    2 days ago*timidly reaches out with one hand, none of her eyes leaving her*
    2 days ago*watches her with her third eye, as there is little else she can do while sleeping*
    2 days ago*places her hand on top of Mary's, ready to pull away if she says anything*
    2 days ago*blushes brighter*
    2 days ago*I... love you, Mary. And if you don't want this, it's ok. I'll live...* *blushes as she obviously does want it*
    2 days ago*eyes flutter open, and she sits up* I just had the craziest dream...
    2 days ago*waits with baited breath*

    Satori: *looks at Koishi fearfully*
    2 days ago*looks around* I... ...That wasn't a dream, was it...?

    *watches her niece intently*
    2 days agoNo Mary. *it wasn't*
    2 days ago*lays back down* *It's... the truth. I do love you. I love you very much... *looks calmly at the ceiling, as though recounting what she had for breakfast*
    2 days ago*I'm sensing a but here, though...*
    2 days ago*No buts, Renko...*
    2 days ago*Mary... * *offers her hand once more, since she's awake*
    2 days ago*smiles slightly, and takes the offered hand*
    2 days ago*blushes heavily, and looks away, even though she squeezes the hand and smiles*
    2 days ago*smiles wider*
    2 days agoSatori: *I wonder when they'll realize that we're standing right here, sister?*

    Renko: *You do remember I can hear you now?* *shoots her a look, before turning back to Mary*
    2 days ago*both Mari and Koishi giggle*
    2 days ago*you have no idea how much I want to hug- wait, you do* *actually 'giggles'* *But I feel like I need to rest before anything. Where my heart was is still sore... like I broke my ribs*
    2 days agoKoishi: Three, to be exact~ *points to the pile of ribs*

    Mari: *cringes at the bloody pile of bones* *Yeah... My hear- the hole that my heart was IN aches...*
    2 days agoRenko: *blinks* Oh. Well, what do you know? I don't remember that quite so much...
    2 days agoKoishi: They were in the way, and cut your eye pretty badly... I mean, look at it! So, I avenged you.
    2 days agoRenko: You know, I haven't... *looks down, wincing and the bruised and cut eye* W-wow... No wonder it hurt...
    2 days agoKoishi: *grins happily* I'm not about to let anything harm my little girl, even her own bones! *chuckles*
    2 days agoRenko: *blushes at the sound of her words* Thanks... Koishima.
    2 days agoKoishi: No problem, kid-o! *grins wide*

    ...What a strange thing to protect someone from...
    2 days agoRenko: Knowing what you've told me about Gensokyo, Mary, I would not be surprised if those ribs got up and started to try and eat us right now.
    2 days agoKoishi: Only if we let them sit there for 100 years would we risk that~ *giggles*
    2 days agoRenko: and it's not like anyone could do that as a prank, could they?
    2 days agoMari: Sakuya and Yumeko... Though, I doubt either would.
    2 days agoRenko: Roger that. As for now though... I think I'm gonna go sleep again... *snores*
    2 days ago...Goodnight, Ren... *lays down, falling asleep quite quickly*

    Koishi: ...Well, that was abrupt...
    2 days agoSatori: Just let them rest. They'll be up and about in no time.

    Okuu: *tilts here head* *Master, can I-*

    Satori: Yes, Okuu, you may.

    Okuu: *immediately turns into a raven, and cuddles in between the two* Unyuu...
    2 days agoOrin: *enviously watches Okuu cuddle with them*

    Koishi: As can you, Orin~ You really should ask, if you want to do it so bad.

    Oring: *happily runs in, leaps on the bed, and snuggles into an uncomfortable looking location*
    2 days agoSatori: *Ok, if Guth or Ruukoto run in here and do the same...*
    2 days agoRuukoto: *walks past them, and hooks back up to the breast of the raven, ending up laying beside Renko in the process*

    Koishi: ...
    2 days agoSatori: *peeks outside, looking for Guth, preparing to snatch him*
    2 days agoGuth: *leaning against the wall, dozing off cutely*
    2 days agoSatori: *smiles, and shakes her head* poor thing. Been waiting here all this time. *leans into him, closing her eyes*
    2 days agoGuth: *smiles, and holds her close in his sleep* Mine... *grabs her butt*
    2 days agoSatori: *giggles* Yours... *moves his hand off her butt and to her side, anyways*
    2 days ago*squeezes the air* Ehh... Deflated...? Not good...
    2 days agoSatori: *giggles, and holds a finger up to Koishi, whispering in his ear* Feed me more cake... then it won't be deflated...
    2 days agoNo. Cake's... mimes. So quiet... so deadly...
    2 days agoSatori: *says nothing, but pinches him*
    2 days agoMime cake... eating me... help, love...! *squirms*
    2 days agoSatori: You have a knife, love. Use it to fend off the mimes.
    2 days ago*flails arms like some sort of retarded rapper*
    2 days agoSatori: *You know, this makes me wish I had some way to record this, so he could see it later*
    2 days agoThey bleed... sound...?!
    2 days agoSatori: And they pee it, too. they're taking a leak right now...
    2 days agoOhh, god... It's how they breed...!
    2 days agoSatori: *giggles* And they're coming all for you.
    2 days agoNoooo... *flailes about like a drunk octopuss with only two limbs*
    2 days agoSatori: *I'm sure this would start a new dance on the surface. Called the Drunk Octopus*
    2 days ago*continues to flail, now seemingly to a beat*
    2 days ago*seventies porn music begins to play in time, going bow chicka bow wow*

    Satori: What the... *glances around* *Koishi!* Koishi!
    2 days agoKoishi: Whaaaaat? It's funny, isn't it? *grins* Though, yelling probably woke him...

    Guth: Mnnn...? ...Why is porn music playing...?
    2 days agoSatori: *stares flatly at Koishi* Because my sister thought it'd be amusing to watch.
    2 days agoKoishi: Well, you were doing far more to effect his dreams~

    Guth: Ehh?
    2 days agoSatori: Oh, shush, it was nothing bad. "*grins slightly* You were just having an amusing dream about mimes.
    2 days agoGuth: ...Mimes? What's a mime...?

    Koishi: Little black and white mute people~

    Guth: ...Wha...? *has a strange mental image
    2 days agoSatori: No, that's more like mickey mouse. *Grins*
    2 days agoKoishi: *imagines Nazrin as mickey, and giggles*

    Guth: Err... okay...
    2 days agoSatori: *gasps* Sister! At least give her a shirt... that's indecent.
    2 days agoKoishi: *giggles and removes the pants, too*

    Guth: Erm... What's going on...?
    2 days agoSatori: *ah! My eyes!* *covers two of her eyes with one hand, and her third eye with another*
    2 days agoKoishi: *Like that's help~* *Has Shou be goofy, and Murasa be donald, both watching Nazrin enjoy showing her skin*

    Guth: ...I'm so confused... Though, I have a feeling I'm being left out of a very strange and/or disturbing conversation...
    2 days agoSatori: *starts to freeze up* Stop it! You're raping those innocent thoughts!
    2 days ago(Yours, or hers? XD)

    Koishi: *Murasa breaks out into a song about ass anchors*
    2 days ago(Both. XD)

    Satori: *sighs, before lashing out with a fist, punching her into the wall* There, that's better.
    2 days agoKoishi: ...Owie...
    2 days agoSatori: Trust me, you deserved it.
    2 days ago*shrugs*
    2 days agoSatori: *rolls er eyes* So, how was your nap, Guth?
    2 days agoGuth: ...Interesting, to say the least. *chuckles* So, did all go well? Also, why do I suddenly want to lay on someone who's sleeping? Odd...
    2 days agoSatori: Because every other resident of the mansion is currently doing that. But since Renko is covered... *grins evilly* Since when did you want to lay on my daughter?
    2 days agoGuth: ...I guess since I woke up...? Also, must you make it sound so... naughty? *blushes*
    2 days agoSatori: Because I'm teasing you, and testing you. You know how women can be, yes? *sticks her tongue out at him*
    2 days ago*Sighs* *pulls her into a hug* Did I pass? *smiles*
    2 days agoSatori: Yes. Even though you cheated by hugging me. *grins and nuzzles him anyways*
    2 days agoI like to call it the best answer. *chuckles*
    2 days agoSatori: I'm not complaining too much, now.
    2 days ago*kisses* And now?
    2 days agoSatori: I would not be complaining at all, if not for the fact I've two girls to be watching over.
    2 days ago*Oops...* Sorry. *lets her go*
    2 days agoSatori: *pats his cheek* Not now, but maybe later. I want to make sure they'r ealright first. And you can come see them if you want, but don't try and sleep with my daughter. *Grins again*
    2 days agoBut your neice is okay? *grins and wiggles eyebrows* Kidding. Even if she's more my type than Koishi, she's still not the satori I love. I don't think I'd ever find anyone that can top you, Satori. *smiles charmingly*
    2 days agoSatori: You're shameless, you know that?
    2 days agoAm I? *grins*
    2 days agoSatori: You 'did just propose sleeping with your girlfriends niece 'to' your girlfriend.
    2 days agoWell, it was in jest. *chuckles* I'd never try such a thing. At worst, I might try and feed you cheese cake as a meal...
    2 days agoSatori: *sighs tremulously* heaven forbid you try that. I might get somewhat chubby if you do such a thing.
    2 days ago*imagines a chubby Satori, and blushes brightly* *cuuuute...*
    2 days ago(Can she metamorphose freely, or is it only to disguise)
    2 days ago(Only to revert to how she looked as a human)
    2 days ago(Pity. Oh well. Moar cheesecake, then!)

    *grins* Well, you'll have to work hard to get me there, then. Although... isn't that skirt tight?
    2 days ago*blushes* W-well, umm... I guess...?
    2 days agoWell, if it's that tight, my butt would practically be hanging out.
    2 days ago*blushes brightly*
    2 days ago*smirks* Come on, lover boy, keep it down. let me peek in on everyone, and we'll see what we'll do next.
    2 days agoY-yeah. I'll umm... I'll wait out here. *standing at attention*
    2 days ago*looks inside, seeing what everyone is doing*
    2 days agoKoishi: *cuddling with Renko and sleeping*

    Mari: *cuddling with Renko and sleeping*

    Orin: *laying on Renko's knee in a particularly painful way, and sleeping*

    Rukoto: *laying under Koishi, eyes quite open*
    2 days agoOkuu: *cuddling on Renko's head and sleeping*

    Renko: *blushing heavily, but trying to cuddle with everyone in her sleep. Even Ruukoto*
    2 days ago*upon noticing the look on Satori's face, peeks around the corner* *...That's addorable...*
    2 days agoSatori: *quietly* It is, isn't it? It's starting to become a real family... *giggles* Even with the creepy child that is silent all the time*
    2 days ago*chuckles quietly* *Indeed...*
    2 days agoSatori: *Koishi? You've been quiet. It's unlike you*
    2 days agoKoishi: *snores*
    2 days agoSatori: At least she's not... Nevermind. Just tempting fate.
    2 days agoGuth: *chuckles quietly*
    2 days agoSatori: Oh well. If they're fine... let's get some food ourselves.
    2 days ago*alright* *laces his fingers between hers*
    2 days ago*smiles and tugs him along*
    2 days ago*stumbles at first, but starts to keep up* I love you *kisses cheek and smiles bright as he can*
    2 days ago*smiles back widely* I love you too. *waits a moment* So, what did you want to do? Once they are done healing? There's still the matter of your old business. If you still want it.
    2 days agoYeah, I know... There's little of use there, but the flour and such would be nice... Plus, the money from selling it.
    2 days agoPlus, is there anyone up there who might miss you...? *tilts her head, looking at him*
    2 days agoHeh... No, not in particular... *looks a bit sadly* *Who would miss me...?*
    2 days agoI would *pulls him closer* But you're telling me not even the children came by? Or the guardians, sometimes?
    2 days agoOhh, the children came by, but only rarely. They preffer the candy shop...
    2 days agoSatori: *pats him on the hand* I suppose I'm the lucky one, then. Get to keep you all to myself.
    Yesterday 4:34AM*smiles* I suppose you are... *kisses*
    Yesterday 9:47AMSatori: *kisses back gently* And are you just trying to distract me again?
    Yesterday 1:28PMN-no... *Well, maybe a little...* *blushes*
    Yesterday 1:48PMSatori: Of course. *smiles and pats his shoulder* Do know that if you want to talk about it, I will be here.
    Yesterday 1:56PM*smiles* Okay.
    Yesterday 2:02PMSatori: *sees that he doesn't want to.* Ok, let us move on then.
    Yesterday 2:12PM*doesn't really have any deeper meaning to distracting her*
    Yesterday 2:17PM(Kinda at a lost to what to do, with everyone asleep. Unless Ruukoto starts monologuing to an empty room?)
    Yesterday 2:33PM(I guess...)
    Yesterday 2:38PM(XD Do whatever you want to do. Since I'm kinda running the show in the other one)
    Yesterday 3:00PM*I wonder if she would mind i-if I asked to make her feel good, again*
    Yesterday 3:16PMSatori: *shakes her head* As much as I would like it, I want to be there for them, if they need me. *grins slightly* Although, the looks on their faces if they were to read us while doing it...
    Yesterday 3:51PM*Wait, doesn't that mean Koishi could...?* *blushes bright red*
    Yesterday 3:54PMSatori: Exactly. You have no idea how much she teased me, saying that she never imagined her sister to be so submissive.
    Yesterday 4:32PM*And yet I felt dominated most of the time...* Though, you still seemed to love it. *winks charmingly*

    (Yaaaaay! I can't wait~ *grins*)
    Yesterday 4:37PM(^^ Good)

    Well, I did, as you might recall. *smiles up at him* Although, you haven't seen me be dominant yet...
    Yesterday 4:40PM*blushes, and imagines Satori as a dominatrix with a whip in a little leather number*
    Yesterday 4:42PM*scowls at him* No, nothing like that. I'm not about to cause you pain. I'm no sadist.
    Yesterday 4:57PMS-sorry... *rubs the back of his head* That's just first thing that came to mind...
    Yesterday 5:00PM*sighs* The humans have twisted so many words. Although, I might keep that outfit in mind, if it has that reaction from you.
    Yesterday 5:04PM*blushes brightly*

    Koishi: *My, what interresting thoughts you two are having~*
    Yesterday 5:07PMSatori: *Not like you haven't suggested them to me many times before*
    Yesterday 5:10PMMari: *Th-these thoughts are disturbing...*

    Koishi: *Ahh, awake, are we~?*
    Yesterday 5:18PMSatori: *Sooner than I expected. How are they disturbing?*

    Renko: *quietly listens in*
    Yesterday 5:20PMMari: *Th-they're about s-s-sex...* *blushes*
    Yesterday 5:27PMSatori: *my apologies. I thought you were aware of what Guth and I were. Plus, I am used to only having Koishi around to listen*
    Yesterday 5:36PM(She had heavy christian upbringing, so Renko needs to be the one to point this out)

    Koishi: *Ohh, that's nothing!* *imagines a slightly raunchier situation*

    Mari: *Eep...!*
    Yesterday 5:44PM(She might want to be joining the Episcopalians, then)

    Renko: *enough, you two. Mary's just not used to this. You know how innocent she is.*
    Yesterday 5:49PM(Ehh?)

    Kioshi: *fiiiine... I'll stop teasing her...*
    Yesterday 5:52PM(Technically the American Branch of the Anglican church, and the most liberal of the mainstream Protestant religions. Although, it is shrinking the most quickly, too. Although, should we be getting into religion?)

    Renko: *Good. I don't want her to be corrupted by you two.*
    Yesterday 5:55PM(Hell no! XD I'm an atheist, and so can't stand the stuff...)

    Mari: *...Thanks, Renko...* *smiles*
    Yesterday 6:06PM(Hrm. I actually had you pinned for agnostic.)

    Renko: *pats her hand* You're welcome.
    Yesterday 6:08PMMari: *blushes slightly* *grabs and holds Renko's hand*
    Yesterday 6:11PMRenko: *smiles widely, blushing all the same*
    Yesterday 6:13PMKoishi: *Those two sure are cute together~*

    Mari: *blushes brightly* *Ugh...*
    Yesterday 6:21PMRenko: *do you... not think we are?*
    Yesterday 6:24PMMari: *blush just about glows* *N-no! I think we're a-a-addorable together!* *Ohh, gods, this is so embarrassing...*
    Yesterday 6:27PMRenko: *smiles* *Sorry. But.. 'you' are adorable when you're so flustered.
    Yesterday 6:28PMMari: *looks down, her blush devouring her entire face* *r-really...?
    Yesterday 6:30PMRenko: Yes, really. It's part of your appeal. Even if you're confused, or flustered, or bother, it's just... *blushes lightly* Cute.
    Yesterday 6:43PMMari: *blushes brighter still, her ears a cute shade of red*
    Yesterday 6:53PMRenko: You are aware that the more you blush, the cuter you look.
    Yesterday 7:00PM*blushes even more, looking like a red hot poker*
    Yesterday 7:02PMRenko: Mary...
    Yesterday 7:10PMY-y-yes...? *looks at her nervously*
    Yesterday 7:12PMRenko: *If you keep that up, I might end up doing something that scares you.
    Yesterday 7:13PM*Ehh?* *tilts head in confusion*
    Yesterday 7:14PMRenko: *can't stand it anymore, and leans over to kiss her cheek, before blushing furiously herself*
    Yesterday 7:22PM*blinks in surprise, her brain not even processing what just happened* *hand touches the soft where those soft lips came down*
    Yesterday 7:28PMRenko: *grins slightly* You're almost starting to narrate what's going on in your mind.
    Yesterday 7:32PMEhh? *looks at with confusion in her eyes*
    Yesterday 7:39PMRenko: *can't resist again and kisses the other cheek*

    (spellchecking)
    Yesterday 7:43PM*breathing slightly grows faster* W-what? *brain starts to catch up* *blushes a bright red*
    Yesterday 8:05PMRenko: *finally resists the urge, and looks down* Sorry. I'm just making things worse, aren't i?
    Yesterday 8:29PM*looks at her dumbly, giving no indication of thinking either yes or no* *mouth opens and closes, much like a fishes, as she tries to come up with words*
    Yesterday 8:32PMRenko: *sighs, and shakes her head* *You know my feelings haven't changed... I'm just showing them differently.
    Yesterday 8:35PM*blushes brightly, lip quivering slightly* *I-I... I didn't h-hate it...*
    Yesterday 8:38PMRenko: *sighs* *don't say more, then. You still don't want to admit it, which is fine.* *just give me that smile of yours. it makes everything alright.*
    Yesterday 8:43PM*With a bright as can be blush, she quickly kissed Renko's cheek before looking down, her heart pounding like it had been plugged into an amplifier turned to 11*
    Yesterday 8:47PMRenko: *stares at her for a second, before grinning widely, blushing also*
    Yesterday 8:54PMKoishi: *blinks, and vanishes, making her leave from the room*
    Yesterday 8:57PMSatori: *giving them time, sister?*
    Yesterday 8:58PMKoishi: *eyup~*

    Mari: *blushes at hearing that, and noticing that aunti Koishi had left*
    Yesterday 9:00PMRenko: It's hardly as if we're alone. Got Okuu, Orin, and Ruukoto here still.
    Yesterday 9:02PMKoishi: Ahh, but two of them are asleep, and the other is... well, Rukoto~*
    Yesterday 9:11PMRenko: *blushes slightly and looks at Mary* *sits up on the bed, tilting her head questioningly at Mary*
    Yesterday 9:18PMKoishi: Ahh, but two of them are asleep, and the other is... well, Rukoto~*
    Yesterday 9:19PM(Err)

    *blushes, looking into Renko's eyes*
    Yesterday 9:20PMRenko: *scoots over until she is right next to Mary, taking her hand as she lays down next to her*
    Yesterday 9:23PM*the blush brightens, but she doesn't particularly look scared, only surprised*
    Yesterday 9:30PMRenko: *looks in her eyes* *is it alright if I can... *blushes* hug you?*
    Yesterday 9:34PM*nods timidly*
    Yesterday 9:40PMRenko: *slowly wraps her arms around her, pulling her close* *.........You're warm...*
    Yesterday 9:42PM*laughs awkwardly* *I'd hope so...*
    Yesterday 9:46PM*giggles slightly* *no, I mean, nice-warm... I can't think of a word for it*
    Yesterday 9:48PM*Kind? If not that, I'm not too sure about what you mean...
    Yesterday 9:56PM*more like... I'd like to stay like this for a while...*
    Yesterday 9:59PM*holds her close as well* *Alright* *smiles brightly*
    Yesterday 10:01PM*smiles back just as brightly*
    Yesterday 10:15PM*yawns widely, showing the few new teeth that she had grown in the last week, all of which were rather sharp*
    Yesterday 10:16PM*stares in shock at the sight of her teeth* *Mary, your... teeth... * *flashes a mental image*
    Yesterday 10:19PM*raises a brow* *What, your teeth haven't been falling out...?*
    Yesterday 10:26PM*feels at her teeth* *No, not anything abnormal...*
    Yesterday 10:28PM*Huh... I hope there's nothing wrong with me...* *grimaces at the thought of something being wrong*
    Yesterday 10:30PM*don't think so... that would be fairly normal, one would think. As long as you don't bite me... * *thinks on it for a second, and blushes heavily*
    Yesterday 10:31PM*blushes brighter, due to the thoughts that went through renko's head just now*
    Yesterday 10:34PM*Sorry, couldn't help myself...*
    Yesterday 10:47PM*I-it's okay...! Really!* *Feels slightly uncomfortable about in such a way, but smiles regardless*
    Yesterday 10:49PM*Alright, if you say- ...Mary, has Ruukoto been staring at us this entire time?*
    Yesterday 10:53PM...I think so, yeah...

    Rukoto: Afirmative.
    Yesterday 10:54PM*jumps* How did you know what I asked? I didn't even say anything? ...also, why?
    Yesterday 10:55PMRukoto: Thought recovery system repaired. I have been staring in this direction the whole time.

    ...What conveniant system...
    Yesterday 11:03PMYes, yes, but you never asked the question. I didn't ask how long you were looking. I asked 'why'
    Yesterday 11:03PMRukoto: This unit does not sleep, nor need to blink, and happened to be facing this direction. This unit also cannot close its eyes untill that system is repaired.
    Yesterday 11:11PM*sighs* And this unit did not discern a reason to look away.
    Yesterday 11:12PMRukoto: Afirmative.
    Yesterday 11:14PM*shakes head* *sarcastic* Thanks for ruining the mood...
    Yesterday 11:17PMRukoto: You are welcome, master. *smiles with her mouth and not her eyes, looking a bit creepy in the process*

    W-well, it's not like it's her fault... We knew she was there, and that she was facing this way...
    Yesterday 11:22PM*shivers* That's why I wanted to give it emotions... Well, partly. But Satori never did say anything about it... We need to teach it sarcasm at the least, though.
    Yesterday 11:24PM*...Why does the thought of her watching make me want to be a bit more bold...?* *pulls Renko in for a full-on kiss*
    Yesterday 11:28PM*eyes widen as she dumbly takes the kiss, eyes drooping as she leans in*
    Yesterday 11:40PM*eyes close, and continues the kiss, not atempting to deepen it*
    Yesterday 11:42PM*softly begins to help her, pecking at Mary's lips. her hand sto try and hug her tighter, though*
    Yesterday 11:44PMMm... *smiles into the kiss*
    Yesterday 11:55PM*leans back for a moment* This is nice... We should have done this a long time ago...
    Yesterday 12:00AM*leans back in, kissing once more* *S-sorry... I was scared in several ways... Confused, to boot*
    Yesterday 12:03AM*it's fine Mary, don't worry. We got it sorted out in the end*
    Yesterday 12:09AM*her breath is beginning to grow heavy at this point* *I love you, Ren...*
    Yesterday 12:10AM*leans back, staring into her eyes.* *And I love you, my sweet Mary.*
    Yesterday 12:15AMRuukoto: *watches, studying the useless mating atempt of two females, who are quite incapable of reproduction with eachother for multiple reasons, thus making this a curious sight*

    Mari: *keeps up the kissing, starting to grow quite aroused by it*
    Yesterday 12:24AM*starts to feel herself becoming aroused in response* *We should probably stop before we go too far...*
    Yesterday 12:39AM*blushes at the implications* *Y-yeah... I guess you're right*
    Yesterday 12:44AM*Not like I 'don't' wnat to keep going...*
    Yesterday 12:46AM*blushes brightly, imagining what it would mean to keep going, but then gets confused* *...How DO two girls do such a thing...?*
    Yesterday 12:48AM*smiles, blushing the whole time* *That's something we'd have to find out on our own... As I don't want to ask Koishima that.*
    Yesterday 12:50AMKoishi: *Ahh, so you know that I'd know so very well, do you~ *giggles**

    *blushes bright red*
    Yesterday 12:56AM*Satori did mention something to the sort, earlier. I just extrapolated*
    Yesterday 12:59AMKoishi: *Well, I've yet to come across I can't please~ And there sure are a lot of women about to please!*

    *blushes crimson*
    Yesterday 1:02AM*has an idea* *well, here's a test for you... * *points at Ruukoto*
    Yesterday 1:04AMKoishi: *She doesn't have girly bits, but I suppose I can try a second time~*

    Mari: *...There was a first?*
    Yesterday 1:06AM*Do I want to know?*
    Yesterday 1:15AMRuukoto: This unit posesses sexual sub-rutines focused on males, and lacks female orifaces, as they would likely be too much trouble to maintain. As a maid, I am equiped to take care of my master in numerous ways.

    Mari: I don't think that what maids are for... *blushes*

    Koishi: One never does know the type of person that wants such a thing... *appears, sitting on the side of the bed* And as for the when... Well, I was laying on top of her for awhile~
    Yesterday 1:28AM*And you decided to fool around with her. ...Wait wait. Is focused on males? Does that means she's a he? Or am I getting awfully confused?*
    Yesterday 1:30AMKoishi: She's made to please men, and not women, as men are more likely to make use of their maid in such a way, I'm sure.

    Ruukoto: Afirmative.
    Yesterday 1:34AM*tilts head* Then wouldn't that mean she has all the parts or is it only... *blanches* Oh. That kind of pleasing.*
    Yesterday 1:35AMKoishi: Also, I'm surprised you two are moving so much with a gaping hole in your chest and ribcage...
    Yesterday 1:42AM*well, it did sto phurting...* *blushes all the same* *i barely noticed*
    Yesterday 9:27AMKoishi: The best thing to do would still be to take the advice of the little blobs that look like random people in my dreams, and take it easy. I'd hate to see you worsen such a wound, kids...
    Yesterday 9:31AM*lays next to Mary quietly, not moving an inch further, even to talk*
    Yesterday 10:14AMMari: *hugs Renko* *she has a point... It does hurt from fhe vibrations of talking, and so I'd rather not have it hurt further. Let's rest, Ren.*
    Yesterday 10:16AM*sorry Mary... * *I suppose I need to protect you, even from yourself?*
    Yesterday 10:21AM*And I, you, I guess* *smiles*
    Yesterday 10:27AM*smiles* *little Mary? Protecting me? I like the sound of that...*
    Yesterday 10:34AM*smiles brightly, and snuggles in* *Night, Ren...*
    Yesterday 10:50AM*smiles armly, kissing her softly* *Night, Mary*
    Yesterday 10:53AM*drifts off with a smile on her face*

    Koishi: *giggles quietly*
    Yesterday 10:57AM*finally falls asleep*

    Satori: *cute, aren't they?*
    Yesterday 11:05AM*They are...* *smiles happily*
    Yesterday 11:06AM*smiles and shakes her own head* *Question is, what are we going to do with that robot...*
    Yesterday 11:10AMRuukoto: *This unit has many useful functions, such as broadcasting systems that have a number of settings, such as brain-waves.*

    Koishi: *...I'm starting to wonder what she can't do...*
    Yesterday 11:18AM*indeed. What is it that you cannot do, Ruukoto?*
    Yesterday 11:21AM*This unit's cleaning systems are irreparably damaged, has run out of multiple war-head missiles, has lost her railgun, has no ability to fascilitate vaginal intercourse, does not breathe, can only withstand pressure up to that of a kilometre under the ocean, can only last up to an hour in a vaccum, and has no skill at smiling, as I have been told.*
    Yesterday 11:28AM*That last one is because you do not feel the smile. Do you understand what it means to be happy?*
    Yesterday 11:30AM*To feel contented, or otherwise at peace. That is what my systems say.*
    Yesterday 11:33AM*No, not that. Do you know what it means to 'be' happy, not what it means by the book*
    Yesterday 11:34AM*Negative*
    Yesterday 11:36AM*Then that is why you failed... Sister? I wonder... Perhaps the kappa could help?*
    Yesterday 11:38AMKoishi: *It's worth a shot...*
    Yesterday 11:39AM*Alright, let me check. Are there any still in the city?*
    Yesterday 11:40AMKoishi: *I'm not sure. I've been out of it for the longest time, and really haven't explored...*

    Orin: *yawns, stretching*

    Koishi: Hey, Orin, how many kappa are in the city?

    Orin: *...50ish, I think...?* *groggy*
    Yesterday 11:46AM*good. But, now to tease little Orin.* We need to take you to the vets. We've learned of this thing the humans do called 'shots' to keep them safe. So, we'll have the kappa do that, since they like sticking metal things into others.
    Yesterday 11:52AMOrin: *N-nooo...! I-I-I'm fine! Really, I am!*
    Yesterday 11:58AM*grins* Good, because I'm teasing you. I have another reason. *Ruukoto, please come with me*
    Yesterday 11:59AM*Thank gods...* *sighs*

    Ruukoto: *Negative. I am unable to leave my powersource for long*
    Yesterday 12:10PM*You've not repaired your reactor yet?*
    Yesterday 12:14PM*Negative. My reactor is disconnected. I will power-down within five minutes of leaving my power-source*
    Yesterday 12:35PM*very well. Sister, would you like to fetch one of them, or shall I?*
    Yesterday 12:37PMKoishi: *I can~ Be back in a bit~* *blinks and dissapears to all but Ruukoto, making her way out of the room with a bounce in her step*
    Yesterday 12:38PM*At least she won't be corrupting any of the others with those thoughts...*
    Yesterday 12:40PMKoishi: *eventually makes her way to the tickle-fight district, and starts to look around*
    Yesterday 12:44PM*Eh, whaddya call it... Wher'sh all mah other buddies gone? They'sh just skeddadled when thatsh oni'sh *hic**
    Yesterday 12:46PM*pokes head over the shoulder of the kappa in question* Hello~
    Yesterday 12:51PMEh? *Eh? Who'sh dat?* Wha'sh you want wish me?
    Yesterday 12:55PMWould you be a skilled mechanic~?
    Yesterday 12:56PMDepensh. Ah'sh work under Nitori'sh on de reactor... *hic* Bu'sh ah wanta ge'sh back ta work on mah robo'sh up on'sh da river...

    *hic*
    Yesterday 12:59PM*grins* Would that mean that you know how to make a robot feel emotion~? Because we have a robot in need of that~
    Yesterday 1:04PMMebeh. Could neesh a few parsh from the locker up the roa'sh. Depensh on how advanced it ish though
    Yesterday 1:09PMLooks exactly like a human, so I'm going to guess quite advanced *giggles*
    Yesterday 1:18PMOh'sh, dis could be fun. *gets up and stumbles towards Koishi*
    Yesterday 1:21PMSo, to this place you speak of, and then to the palace~?
    Yesterday 1:37PMOk! *stumbles out the door, nearly falling down*
    Yesterday 1:49PMHrm... maybe I should carry you, and you point the way~? Wouldn't want such a cutie to trip~
    Yesterday 1:57PMAh'sh not cute... Jush kappa witsh big bush and no boobsh... But if you wansh... its just down thish road...
    Yesterday 1:59PM(...Bush? XD)

    *sweeps her off her feet, and begins to cary her down said road* Well, I think you're adorable! Plus, boobs aren't the whole picture. You've a nice pair of hips, you know~
    Yesterday 2:04PM(Butt. But it got mistranslated due to drunkeness)

    Whatever ya shay... *hic* Nosh like it makes it eashy ta work. Ah get shtuck when ah shpelunk!
    Yesterday 2:06PMReally, now? Though, you've never used your assets for a better deal on something? Such a bit of flesh and bone can get you some crazy good deals, you know... All one has to do is flaunt them a bit.
    Yesterday 2:12PMNah, we'sh kappa gots ta work alsh da time. Sides, no goosh kappa I know of. And tengu are icky and feathery and furry. Shuch a dragsh...
    Yesterday 2:15PMIndeed~? Well, I could always help you learn ways to appreciate such a lovely rear a bit more~! *grins*
    Yesterday 2:21PMAh'sh shur. But wesh here raght now. *points at the small metal building* We'sh needs the shtuff from theresh
    *hic*
    Yesterday 2:23PM*makes way to the small metal building, setting the kappa down*
    Yesterday 2:27PM*walks up to a locker and starts handing her stuff* Thish and thish and thash and thosesh... maybe that too, and thish also...
    Yesterday 2:32PM*grabs each thing as they are handed to her*
    Yesterday 2:35PM*starts pulling out some items that are particularly oversized* multiple war-head miishiles... railgunsh... quantum processors... Everythingsh... Good. I think we'sh good.
    Yesterday 2:46PMAlright. So, now we just need to make it to the palace! *grins*
    Yesterday 2:51PMYesh... *stumbles out the door again*
    Yesterday 2:53PM*follows close behind, and starts to lead the way*
    Yesterday 2:59PM*begins to lag as she sways back and forth*

    *hic*
    Yesterday 3:00PM*slows to match*
    Yesterday 3:03PMAh'sh, what's your name a*hic*gain? Ya never dishay...
    Yesterday 3:05PMKomeiji Koishi, but you can call me Koishi~
    Yesterday 3:09PMAh, Koishi... sounds like a typsh of fishsh.
    Yesterday 3:12PMThat's a koi...
    Yesterday 3:13PMEhh... *Shrugs* Ah'sh drunk. So's what if I'm wrongsh.
    Yesterday 3:15PM*giggles* How cute, you are~
    Yesterday 3:18PMEh, leash you not lahk them tengu. So's ok you callsh me that.
    Yesterday 3:19PMWhat are the tengu like these days? It's been many years since I was last conciously on the surface...
    Yesterday 3:21PMThey'sh never change... Alwaysh trying to pullsh one over on me... *hic* or thash just me. 'swy ah'm here, after allsh...
    Yesterday 3:25PMAww, you poor thing... *gives her a sympathetic look* I know that being... persuaded to come down here. *sighs*
    Yesterday 3:30PMWish ah could have taken mah shtuff. That'd been the besht. But then, yoush have a new project, righsh?
    Yesterday 3:35PMIf you like, I could see about getting you some of those things you left behind some time~ *grins* And yeah, we've a seemingly highly advanced robot.
    Yesterday 3:40PMAlright... lead on thensh, funny ladysh...
    Yesterday 3:42PM*continues leading on*
    Yesterday 3:48PM*begins to lean on Koishi, eyes drooping*
    Yesterday 3:57PMTired?
    Yesterday 4:03PMBitsh... Yoush shmell nish. Like Koi
    Yesterday 4:05PM*giggles* Thank you~
    Yesterday 4:08PMYoush welcome... *closes her eyes* Snooore....
    Yesterday 4:10PM*notices her having had fallen asleep after a bit* *also notices that she is still walking, regardless of this*
    Yesterday 4:17PM*starts to sing under her breath* Kapapa Kapapa...
    Yesterday 4:18PM*Huh... nice singing voice~*
    Yesterday 4:24PM*eventually loses momentum and falls over*
    Yesterday 4:25PM*sets down the parts and weapons* *snuggles up beside the kappa* *Might as well get a little rest... Not like I can't wake up easily, so long as I keep my eye alert~*
    Yesterday 4:35PM*snores, and uses the satori as a teddy bear. In the middle of the street. Outside a bar*
    Yesterday 4:36PM(But they were outside of the city, by now! XD
    Yesterday 4:39PM*a wooden bar. On the ground. Outside the city. How odd*
    Yesterday 4:45PM(HAH!)

    Koishi: *eventually falls asleep, happily cuddling with her new friend*

    Awhile later:

    Orin: *stares at the two sleeping in the middle of the road*
    Yesterday 4:47PMSatori: *sighs* Well, at least she didn't go too far. And she doesn't seem to be naked.
    Yesterday 4:48PMOrin: ...Should I load my cart with the high-tech stuff beside them...?
    Yesterday 4:51PMSatori: Possibly. Since we were going to have her fix the robot anyways... *picks up the two of them, slinging them over her shoulder*
    Yesterday 4:52PMKoishi: *snores a bit* *third eye rubs against Satori's* *Hey, sis~*
    Yesterday 4:57PMSatori: *have a good night?*
    Yesterday 5:00PMKoishi: *arteries shrug* *I guess... Though, all I did was find a kappa who might be able to do was we need, and slept against her.*
    Yesterday 5:05PMSatori: *really? And here I was thinking you stole her because you wanted someone of your own. * *is teasing*
    Yesterday 5:07PM*Well, I would be lying if I said I don't find her cute~*
    Yesterday 5:16PMSatori: *rHrm, ok. Still, we're getting you back. Your daughter has been worrying*
    Yesterday 5:17PM*Well, it's a good thing I was already on my way back, untill my drunk friend passed out~ Couldn't carry both, so I figured I'd wait.*
    Yesterday 5:32PM*I suppose. Still, it wasn't much farther. You could have sent for Orin.*
    Yesterday 5:34PM*I wouldn't have gotten to cuddle with her for so long if I did that~*
    Yesterday 5:40PM*...Of course. You always did want a brick house when we were young*
    Yesterday 5:41PM*Better than sticks or staw~*
    Yesterday 5:43PM*Just don't let it all hang out, ok*

    (Sorry, I'm singing that song now. XD)
    Yesterday 5:46PM*giggles and finally wakes up, getting off of Satori's shoulder*
    Yesterday 5:51PM*lets her down, before handing her the kappa*
    Yesterday 5:53PM*happily carries the kappa* *yawns*
    Yesterday 5:58PMKappa: Eh, what's that? I feel like someone's tickling my butt...
    Yesterday 5:59PMKoishi: *grins* Awake, are we~? You passed out on me last night - literally...
    Yesterday 6:06PMYeah, I think... *blinks* I didn't dream about the satori?
    Yesterday 6:07PMKoishi: *Cuuute* No, you did not~ We've a robot in need of your care, miss Kappa~ Actually, now that I think about it, I never got your name... *lets her down*
    Yesterday 6:15PMI'm Lilora. *stares down* Did I... dream about the rest of it? *imagines a very lurid dream where the two of them had a grand ol time. Fill in the blanks*
    Yesterday 6:18PMKoishi: *giggles* Yes, but I could always make it a reality some time, if you like~
    Yesterday 6:23PMLilora: *blushes* No thanks. It must have been what I drank. But I can do that robot, I believe.
    Yesterday 6:24PMAww... ohh, well~ Also, yay~ *grins*
    Yesterday 6:29PMLilora: I'd say lead on, but you seem to be enjoying just carrying me, so...
    Yesterday 6:31PM*giggles* But you're so warm and snuggly~

    (I already let her down, but if you say so! XD)
    Yesterday 6:37PM*blushes and looks away* I didn't think I'd be light enough, considering my...
    Yesterday 6:39PMYou're quite light, if you ask me~ *giggles*
    Yesterday 6:58PMIf you say so... *settles in, secretly enjoying the ride*
    Yesterday 6:58PM*giggles at the thoughts of enjoyment, but stays quiet about it*
    Yesterday 7:02PMSatori: Well, we're here. Do you want to show her Ruukoto?
    Yesterday 7:04PMWell, it'd make sense~ *giggles*
    Yesterday 7:11PMI just didn't know if you two were having enough fun talking. *grins*
    Yesterday 7:12PM*Ruukoto, can to broadcast a bit of brain-waves, so I can find you?*

    *Afirmative*

    *makes way towards the room where Ruukoto is*
    Yesterday 7:24PM*brightens up at the sight of it* Ooooh, so this is your robot? So intriguing... *rushes over and begins examining everything* The two of us are going to have so much fun together...
    Yesterday 7:27PMKoishi: *Cuuuute...!* So, do you think you can give her emotions?
    Yesterday 7:33PMPossibly. What types of emotions? To enjoy driving her enemies before her, and to hear the lamentation of their women?
    Yesterday 7:34PMKoishi: All of them would be good. If not all, then I suppose the happy ones would sufice. *giggles at how cute the kappa sounds while saying that*
    Yesterday 7:41PMAh, alright! A challenge! I once taught a toaster how to feel love, so this will be even harder! *cracks open the back panel* Hand me the plasma spanner and three nonstandard screwdrivers of various lengths.
    Yesterday 7:45PMKoishi: *hands probably the right things*
    Yesterday 7:50PMEh, close enough. *begins groping around inside the robot, grasping a few wires* Hrm, there is a lot of room for a unit here... Let me just snip these connections, and I can splice something in. *cuts the wires with a spanner*
    Yesterday 7:55PMRuukoto: *loses function of jaw, having it pop open*
    Yesterday 7:58PMAlright, hand me one of the processors. *puts her hand on her hip and fixes Koishi with a look*
    Yesterday 7:59PM(ARG! What the hell? I could have sworn I entered it this time!!)

    *hands what she think might be that*
    Today 12:04AMHrm. I suppose I can repurpose an ice cream processor... *starts to tweak it*
    Today 12:05AM(Also, I love that interrobangs are now supported! )

    *blushes at her mistake*
    Today 12:07AM(They've been supported for a while... At least, I've used them, and they've shown up. They probably removed all my old ones when they redid the site. They removed 'all' of my old style formatting. So I have to go back and use their lines. -_-)

    *cheerfully tweeks something* Well, now she will know the joy a child has when they have ice cream. *sticks it in*
    Today 12:12AMRukoto: *starts grinning like she's an axe murderer*

    Koishi: *flinches*
    Today 12:14AM*holds her hand out* Another processor, please.
    Today 12:15AM*hands what she is pretty sure is a processor*
    Today 12:22AMHrm. Alright. Processor for an electrical arc chainsaw. That might work. *plugs it in after reprogramming it some*
    Today 12:23AMRuukoto: *arm starts vibrating at high speeds for a moment, before stopping*

    *blushes at how else that could be used*
    Today 12:30AMAnd another, miss Komeiji.
    Today 12:33AM*hands something that looks like the previous one, but is neon yellow*
    Today 12:34AMHrm... interesting... I had forgotten I had that processor for the balloon manufacturer. *plugs it in after playing with a few settings*
    Today 12:36AMRuukoto: *finds herself able to blow wind from various places*
    Today 12:41AMHuh... one more, and then I'll wrap it up and see what we have.
    Today 12:43AM*hands a black one*
    Today 12:46AM*looks at it and blushes* I... I didn't know I had that one in there... *quickly begins rewiring it, trying not to think about what it is*
    Today 12:47AM*pouts, as she wants to know*
    Today 12:49AM*Well, hopefully a personal stimulation device won't cause too many... problems...* *plugs it in gingerly* Now, we just need to turn her on, and see how she reacts. Can always tweak afterwards.
    Today 12:55AM...Turn on, how? *giggles* She seems quite effective at that, with what you just added~ *grins teasingly* Also, she's been on the whole time, you know... It's why the sleeping raven beside her has wires on its breast.
    Today 12:58AM*blushes* How do you mean...? Oh. Well, in that case, we need to reboot to see. *reboots her OS, waiting for the new parts to fully integrate*
    Today 1:01AMInstalling processors 1/5

    Installing processors 2/5

    Installing processors 3/5

    Installing processors 4/5

    Installing processors 5/5

    Instilation Complete
    Today 1:07AMAnd... *turns her on* How are you Miss...
    Today 1:09AMRuukoto: *giggles joyously* This unit is fine. *grins happily*
    Today 1:12AMThat is good. *glances at Koishi* How do you feel?
    Today 1:13AMRuukoto: *entire body starts vibrating*
    Today 1:15AM*eyes widen* How do you feel, robot? Report now!
    Today 1:17AMRuukoto: R-really good. *smiles slightly*

    *blushes a bit* Impressive... It feels pleasure now, huh?*
    Today 1:24AM*blushes completely red* Did you just... orgasm?
    Today 1:25AMRuukoto: N-negative... *moans a bit*
    Today 1:31AMThen what just happened? Please describe.
    Today 1:31AMRuukoto: Th-this... unit feels extreame levels of sensation... mm... all over its body...
    Today 1:39AM*blushes even further somehow* Does this unit wish for it be be turned down? Or can it complete its functions at optimal capacity?
    Today 1:45AMThis... u-unit is... un...s-s-sure...! *tenses up as her first orgasm hits*
    Today 1:48AM*stares, and decides to wait it out, hoping it would subside*
    Today 1:51AM*tongue luls out of her mouth with every pant*
    Today 1:55AM*I never thought I'd see a robot do this...*
    Today 1:57AMKoishi: Well, you see new things every day, don't you~? *chuckles*

    Ruukoto: *sighs happily* I feel so happy now... *has a small, happy smile*
    Today 2:00AMHow did you... *notices the eye again* Oh, right. *turns to Ruukoto* But, what about you, Miss... *begins to check her quite thoroughly, looking for any damage* How do your systems feel now? Can you function?
    Today 2:02AMThis unit is fine... ...Better than fine... *smiles, enjoying her afterglow*
    Today 2:05AMBut can you function at optimal capacity? Or will you suffer another relapse? *begins to inspect her head quite carefully*
    Today 2:08AMThis unit can now operate at above normal perameters due to this new function, though the effect of the sensation is slowly decaying. *smiles happily*
    Today 2:14AMThank you... *pats her cheek* Good girl. But I believe I should add more functions, unless you can recite to me all the emotions you have access to?
    Today 2:15AMHappiness, joy, glee, and bliss.
    Today 2:22AM*smiles sadly* Oh, if that were the only ones you needed to know... *reaches around to switch her off*
    Today 2:25AM*blinks at the flip of her switch, still looking at the kappa*
    Today 2:29AM...Umm, are you still awake?

    (...She just flipped on Bad Ruukoto, didn't she?)
    Today 2:34AM(Simpler answers work fine, too)

    Afirmative. *smiles, while the switch sparks a bit*
    Today 2:39AM*peers around at the switch* Do you feel any different?

    (How do you mean? Or is Ruukoto answering me, too?)
    Today 2:41AM(Switch broke.)

    Negative. This unit feels the same as before, though one of her older parts has just overloaded, causing critical failure of my power control system.
    Today 2:45AM(Well, yeah, but that seemed 'too' simple)

    Oh dear. *turns her over* We need to get that replaced, stat. We don't want you to be overloaded, and fried...
    Today 2:47AMAuto-repair has already repaired the damaged systems, and quarintined the ciruitry involved. *smiles* I will be fine, even without that being replaced.
    Today 2:54AMOh. *blinks* You work fast. You had me worried for a moment, Ruukoto. *still opens up her rear panel to check personally*
    Today 2:59AM

    This unit has to work fast, with some of its systems being over 1000 years old. Systems constantly fail, and must be repaired.

    (Nite)
    Today 3:02AM(Good Night)

    Understood. Still, you impress me. *turns to Koishi* Can I keep her...? *gives the most adorable pout*
    Today 3:07AMKoishi: *grins* You would have to ask my sleeping daughter.
    Today 3:09AM*pouts* Aww... But she's so precious... Is there anything I can do...?
    Today 3:15AMAsk my daughter, for one. *points to the snoring girl* Though, wait untill she's awake.
    Today 3:16AMAlright... I'll just keep working, then... *bends over and lifts the robots cover, digging inside once again as she accidentally gives Koishi a show*
    Today 3:19AM*blushes, and stares at the hypnotic section of fat, as though she were in a trance*
    Today 3:21AM*begins to sway back and forth as she continues to inspect the robot*
    Today 3:23AM*drools, staring with hungry eyes*
    Today 3:24AM*bends further, dress beginning to ride up* *looks back around* Koishi~, would you do something for me?
    Today 3:25AM*drools a bit more at the sight, still staring, wanting to reach out and touch it*
    Today 3:27AM*sadly stands back up, letting the dress fall* Please, Koishi...
    Today 3:46AMAhh! Y-yes? *blushes furiously*
    Today 3:48AM*looks adorable as possible* Please hand me anotehr of the processors
    Today 9:18AM*hands a metalic blue one while she resists a nose bleed*
    Today 9:22AM*grins happily* Thank you! *bends back over to where she was moments before* Now, a processor for tears, good and bad... mostly bad.
    Today 9:26AM*drools at the sight, trying not to get too distracted this time*
    Today 9:27AM*blugs it in, and gives it a few tweaks, before calling out* Another one, Koishi!
    Today 9:28AM*tears her eyes away from the full moon, handing her a hot pink one*
    Today 9:33AM*raises her eyebrow as she looks at it, before shruggin.* The mix-a-lot bleind processor... *plu it in* *Calls out for the next*
    Today 9:42AM*hands a black one*
    Today 9:43AMEesh. Nightmare Generator. She's going to... enjoy, that one...
    Today 9:45AMWouldn't she need to be able to sleep for that?
    Today 9:46AMThere are nightmares that can torture you even when you're awake... Another.
    Today 9:52AM*hands a lime green one*
    Today 9:53AMOh dear, this will be fun. Envy. *leans over.* Are you envious of anything, Miss Koishi
    Today 9:54AMNegative. *smiles slightly*
    Today 9:57AMReally? *looks at her* Nothing at all?
    Today 10:01AMThis unit has everything it could ever ask for, and more. *smiles happily*
    Today 10:04AMAlright... Is there anything you'd like? *that can't be. Nonoe is that pure* *cocks her hip to the side.
    Today 10:12AMThis unit misses her railgun, as it makes cleaning far more efficient. *smiles*

    Koishi: *raises a brow*
    Today 10:14AMHuh. I was actually speaking of Koishi... *turns back* As it is, I have a railgun. I hope that you'll like.
    Today 10:15AMMy apologies. *looks down the sight of the gun, her finger outside of the trigger guard*

    Koishi: Hrm... How about making it feel affection and love? ...Maybe a replacement for her apparently badly broken cleaning whatever?
    Today 10:31AM*glances at everything* I don't have much for that... I need something much more advance, or organic...
    Today 10:55AMRuukoto: *the gun slowly starts to digitize, and be put away* Thank you.

    Koishi: Aww... Okay... Hrm... Nothing else I can think of.
    Today 11:03AMYou're welcome. ...And I can try... It'll take a bit of magic, though.
    Today 11:07AMMagic, huh...
    Today 11:22AMYup. *holds her hands over her own heart, as it begins to glow*
    Today 11:24AMRuukoto: *focuses on the hand* Magic density levels elevated in kappa 1
    Today 11:31AM*specks begin to form in it, as something metal appears. As the seconds pass, it begins to grow further, until eventually forming into an easily recognizable shape of a beating heart, made of iron and steel*
    Today 11:34AMKoishi: ..What an interesting magic... *chuckles awkwardly*
    Today 11:35AMLilora: It's all I can do. I can replicate anything, anywhere, into any material. Not that I really know love, but I figure the heart would be the best thing, yes? *takes it and reaches into Ruukoto, slotting it in where a heart should go. Once it is in, reboots her*
    Today 11:37AMInstalling processor 1/4

    Installing processor 2/4

    Installing processor 3/4

    Installing processor 4/4

    Instelation Complete
    Today 11:40AM*backs up and waits for her to react, unconsciously scooting into Koishi during the process*
    Today 11:42AMKoishi: *blushes*

    Rukoto: *eyes start to leak water*
    Today 11:43AM*tilts her head* Ruukoto? Can you hear me?
    Today 11:45AM*sniffles* Yes...
    Today 11:46AM*feels terrible, but must keep going* How do you feel? And how are you... functioning?
    Today 11:50AMProductivity down *sniffles and wipes eyes* 20%. I feel horrible...
    Today 11:52AM*slowly walks forward and places her hands on her shoulders* It's ok, Ruukoto. It gets better. Trust me. There is a reason for this...
    Today 11:55AMBut I... I've killed so... so many... *sniffles* They didn't have to... die...
    Today 11:56AMRemorse... *squeezes her shoulders* You did not care earlier. You were just following orders. You cannot blame yourself.
    Today 11:57AMB-but...
    Today 11:59AMBut nothing! *leans forward to hug her* You were created a machine. You were created to serve a purpose. And you fulfilled that purpose. That is all a machine can do. But now... I've given you something more. A way to find your 'own' path, and to seek your own purposes...
    Today 12:03PM...Th-thank you... *hugs back*
    Today 12:33PM*pats her on the back* To really know what it means to be happy, you must know sadness... Otherwise, it will grow to mean nothing...
    Today 12:37PMMari: What's all the noise...? *rubs her eyes of sleep*
    Today 12:38PMI'm just here to help upgrade the robot... And she needed a hug. So I gave her a hug. *pats the robots head* That one week of counseling classes I took helped some, I believe.
    Today 12:39PMMari: Ehh? Ruukoto needed a... *eyes widen, and she shakes Ren's shoulder* *Ren...! Rukoto can feel emotion!*
    Today 12:52PMRenko: *Eh, Mary? I was sleepin'* *rubs her eyes blearily* *What was it that you- wait, Ruukoto? Alive* *jumps up and runs over to the robot*
    Today 1:06PM*from moving so fast, her wound re-opens a bit*

    Ruukoto: ...Master, you shouldn't be up. You're hurt.
    Today 1:08PMRenko: *grimacing at the pain, she kneels down next to her* I'll survive. Just had to check on you first, and see if its true.
    Today 1:10PM*picks up Renko* Well, it is... *pouts* You shouldn't move so much while healing, master... *caries her to the bed*
    Today 1:13PMRenko: *sighs and lays on the bed, twitching* Still, you know me. And all the trouble you put me through trying to figure out anything...
    Today 1:15PMSorry... *looks at her sadly*
    Today 1:19PMHey, hey, don't do that... *looks up at her* Smile for me and Mary, ok?
    Today 1:20PM*forces a smile, and it showes*
    Today 1:23PMRenko: It still looks more natural than earlier, Ruukoto. Thank you *closes her eyes*

    Lilora: *glances at Koishi* Are you done with me here? I can't think of anything else she might need...
    Today 1:25PM*grins crookedly* How about I have you, for breakfast, and then I'll help you retrieve those robots you spoke of. I can hide in plain sight, you know~
    Today 1:28PM*blushes* I suppose... But I wouldn't want you to go out of your way towards fixing something for me... I can survive on my rations.
    Today 1:36PM*grins* And yet I want to repay you for helping my daughter help the robot that fell out of a gap.
    Today 1:40PM*nods, hiding her smile* I suppose that would be alright... Thank you, Miss Komeiji
    Today 1:41PMSo, would cucumbers be a preffered ingrediant? *grins teasingly*
    Today 1:46PM*grins widely, brightening up* Of course! Cucumbers are awesome!
    Today 1:48PM*chuckles* I know just what to make~
    Today 1:51PMOh? *tilts her head, giving the cutest expression possible at the mention of cucumber recipes*
    Today 1:52PMI think I'll make cucumber makizushi~
    Today 1:58PM*starts to drool slightly* Really? ...Fresh?
    Today 2:00PMQuite fresh~ *chuckles* *Cuuuute...*
    Today 2:01PMHaven't had fresh anything in so long... Just hardtrack. *gives her a pitiable look*
    Today 2:03PM*hugs the shorter girl's face into her chest* So cuuuute...! *giggles*
    Today 2:06PMMmmf! *struggles for a moment, before giving up and just letting herself be hugged*
    Today 2:06PM*lets her go*
    Today 2:08PM*looks slightly disappointed, before shaking her head* O-ok. Let's eat. I'm starving...
    Today 2:13PM*makes her way from the room* This way. *smiles brightly back at her*
    Today 2:19PM*blushes again, before hurrying after her, pointedly staying as close as possible*
    Today 2:21PMBe sure to step on only the black squares, or you'll set off a trap *grins*
    Today 2:29PM*had just stepped on a white square* Eeek! *jumps and hugs Koishi* Don't kill me don't kill me.
    Today 2:30PM*giggles* I was only kidding~ *pats her back* *So cuuuuute...!
    Today 3:03PM*breathes out, gasping for breath* Ok, Ok... good good. Just a joke. *doesn't let go of the satori*
    Today 3:07PM*snakes arm around the kappa's waist* *grins*
    Today 3:10PM*blushes heavily, but doesn't pull away*

    (Alright, looking it up, trying to figure it out. xD)
    Today 3:36PM*smiles warmly down at her*
    Today 3:39PM*glances up* W-why are you doing this? Being so nice to a kappa like me...
    Today 3:40PMBecause you have been nice to a perverted satori like me~ *grins toothily*
    Today 3:45PM*tilts head* Perverted? But you haven't been perverted at all...
    Today 3:51PM...Rrrrright... *stares at her oddly*
    Today 3:56PM*blushes* Ok, I suppose I was being a bit generous. But you're much nicer than a lot of the other tengu, and many of the kappa. *shivers* Just because we can extract shirikodama, a lot of them like to... practice.
    Today 3:59PMWell, if you ever do feel the need to practice... *winks at her*
    Today 4:03PM*looks at her with wide eyes, and pales* Nonono, no practice. Is good, is good.
    Today 4:06PM*giggles* Aww, okay~
    5 hours ago*gives a sigh of relief and leans into her* *don't want to kill anyone else...*
    5 hours agoAhh. I see... *gives her a hug*
    5 hours ago*hugs her back, face clenching up for a moment as she tries not to think about it*
    5 hours agoErm... Sorry that I saw that... I, umm... I can't particularly help what I see...
    5 hours agoIt's *sniff* It's fine. It was a long time ago, so I try not to t-think about it. *sniffs again* 'Swy I like robots. Nothing to extract.

    (Huh. Never thought it'd be that simple. XD)
    5 hours ago(?)

    *carries her the rest of the way* Shh... Let's help you stop thinking about that with some cucumbers, alright? *smiles down at the girl that looks even smaller, now that she's saddened* *kisses her forehead, chasing the memories away for a moment*
    5 hours ago(Oh, those two little tidbits tying together so easily. XD)

    Mmmm... *sniffs again, but leans into her* Alright, I'll try.
    5 hours ago*smiles, and opens the dining room door with her foot* Here, I'll set you down and get started. *smiles brightly, giving her one last memory banishing forehead kiss*
    5 hours ago*just murmurs under her breath, a smile coming on her own face* Alright, Miss Komeiji...
    5 hours agoJust Koishi is fine, cutie~ *giggles on her way to the kitchen door*
    5 hours agoI'm not that cute. *for some reason, she can't hide the pleased grin on her face, though*
    5 hours ago*starts working on enough food for everyone* *Sis, I'm making breakfast, so can you spread the word?*
    4 hours agoSatori: *That I can. Oh dear...* *walks over to Guth, who is still sleeping soundly in bed* *nudges him* Up, sleepy head. Breakfast is getting prepared.
    4 hours agoGuth: Mmm... right there... Zzz...
    4 hours ago*pokes him again* Up, Guth, or everyone else will get fed first.
    4 hours ago*slowly rises, scratching his scalp* Uhh...?
    4 hours agoIt's time for breakfast. Koishi decided to cook. *smirks* You better run, before she does something crazy.
    4 hours agoEhh? 'S she a bad cook...?
    4 hours agoNo, she's a 'decent' cook. She just has odd ideas about what to make when.
    4 hours ago...Such as? *looks at, imagining natchos for breakfast, and cereal of dinner*
    4 hours ago...That's not that far off, to be honest. Just a bit more sedate than what she'd cook.
    4 hours ago*imagines a turkey dinner for breakfast*
    4 hours ago*grins* still sedate. But why don't you go see her and find out?
    4 hours ago*chuckles* Alright. *stomach growls*
    4 hours agoGoodbye for now, then. And don't have too much fun! *leaves, heading in the direction of her pets' thoughts*
    4 hours ago*heads towards the dining room*
    4 hours ago*finds Orin and Okuu sleeping on top of her daughter, niece, and robo again* Well, saves me the trouble... *clears her throat, speaking firmly* Everyone, it is time for breakfast

    Okuu: *looks up from her spot on Renko's face, and tilts her head*

    REnko: *snores, blowing out Okuu's tail feathers*

    (5k, and one more scene before wrapping it up)
    4 hours agoMari: Mphh?

    Orin: *sleeping on Mari's face*
    3 hours agoOkuu: *transforms into youkai form, still sitting on Renko's face* Yay! Breakfast! Will there be Unyuu?

    Renko: *eyes shoot open* MMRPHF!
    3 hours ago(BWAHAHAHA!)

    Mari: *picks up the still sleeping cat, and moves her* Eww... *spits out fur*
    3 hours ago(I think my cat wished she could do that at times...)

    Satori: Okuu, off of my niece. *shoots a glare*

    Okuu: *looks down* Oh! Little master! *jumps off immediately, and onto Ruukoto*

    Renko: *gasps for air*
    3 hours agoRuukoto: *vibrates in surprise*

    Mari: What an interesting way to wake up...
    3 hours agoOkuu: *grins as she supplies more power than normal* Hi Ruukoto!
    3 hours agoRuukoto: Hi-there-Okuu! How-are-you? This-unit-feels-fine!
    3 hours agoOkuu: *smiles happily* That-is-good! I-am-good! Why-do-you-talk-like-this-though?

    (spellchecking...)
    2 hours agoRuukoto: Thisunitdoesnotknow!

    Mari: ...I think it might be a good idea to get off of her, Okuu.
    2 hours agoOkuu: *stands up, but picks her up in the process, never letting go of the robot*
    2 hours ago(...What strong thighs! XD)

    Ruukoto: Wargarblegarble

    Mari: *swiftly disconnects the poor robot's face from Okuu's outlet*
    2 hours ago(It 'is' Okuu... plus, I worded that wrong XD)

    Okuu: *sighs in disappointment* Aww... Miss Robot take away good feeling...
    2 hours agoRuukoto: *starts removing the slickness from her face*
    2 hours agoRenko: *snores*

    Okuu: *tilts her head* What is wrong, Miss Robot? You look like you've been crying

    (I love Okuu...)
    2 hours ago
    Is that so~?

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    Mari: A-ahh... She's, erm... She's been crying for joy! Aha...

    Ruukoto: *continues clearing the fluid from her face*
    Is that so~?

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    Okuu: Oooooh. *grins happily* So, does that mean she likes it when I sit on her? Master likes it when I do that, too. Always try to be a good pet for her.

    Renko: *shakes her head* This is really happening, isn't it Mary?
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    Mari: ...I suppose it is, huh...? R-really, now...? Which, erm... Which master?
    Is that so~?

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    Okuu: Oh, both of them! I do try to be a good raven, when I don't have to fuel the fires, you know? *pats Ruukoto on the head* So no need to cry, Little Master's Servant! I can do it with you as well!
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    Mari: ...Our new parents really are strange, huh...?

    Koishi: Ahaha... In my defense, she does like it!
    Is that so~?

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    Satori: And in my case, she only does it in bird form. She really likes being scratched under her beak, after all

    Renko: ...I don't want to know if that translates into real life

    Lilora: Gottawannaneedagettahavacucumbers...
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    Mari: ...What noisy thought that that girl has...

    Koishi: Well, she's a kappa.
    Is that so~?

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    Renko: And she's completely obsessed with cucumbers.

    Satori: Not particularly. This is the first time she's mentioned it. And only because she can smell Koishi cutting them.
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