Page 1 of 24 12311 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 234

Thread: so i was talking to this girl at two in the morning after we left the club

  1. #1
    SupidFox <3 Foxes's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Posts
    11,367

    so i was talking to this girl at two in the morning after we left the club

    and we were going back to my dorm room and she was like "i gotta text my friend where i'm going so i'm safe" and i was like "safe from what?" and she was like "three out of ten rapes go unreported" and i'm like "one out of one dudes is walking away from this conversation"

    and she was like "what's wrong" and i'm like "you're a weird person cause youre talking about rape statistics at two in the morning and i don't know anyone else who does that and on top of that i'm a drunk college guy people will believe any bullshit you say tomorrow" and that was that i guess

  2. #2
    fragile little teacup Hank's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Posts
    17,642
    Also his grandmother doesn't call him Foxes, so that was a pretty bad day.


    what

  3. #3
    SupidFox <3 Foxes's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Posts
    11,367
    exactly

    it was terrible

  4. #4
    Diamonds Azarthes's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    East Bay, CA.
    Posts
    24,947
    Your life is so..

    ...

    ...

    ...
    God Aza, stop changing your sig every fucking minute.
    BUT BUT I have to warn people about Squee in broken English D:
    Never, you say?



  5. #5
    Huehuehue Beatrix's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2011
    Posts
    9,096


    Done by Bela <3



  6. #6
    Senior Member Maktesh's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Posts
    230
    One of my favorite comedians.

  7. #7
    Your mother's GF vslayer's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    in your mother
    Posts
    8,676
    Or you could have not said that and you would have woken up happy. Maybe.




  8. #8
    The .GIF Hunter Clirkus's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    Location
    Someplace where the sun is shining.
    Posts
    9,870
    Quote Originally Posted by vslayer View Post
    Or you could have not said that and you would have woken up happy. Maybe.
    Does anyone wake up happy after being drunk the night before?


  9. #9
    Senior Member Maktesh's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Posts
    230
    Quote Originally Posted by Clirkus View Post
    Does anyone wake up happy after being drunk the night before?
    Yes. There is nothing happier than the "How am I not hungover after all of that?" moment.

  10. #10
    fragile little teacup Hank's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Posts
    17,642
    Quote Originally Posted by Clirkus View Post
    Does anyone wake up happy after being drunk the night before?
    My mornings after usually consist of me breaking out into laughter throughout breakfast as I start remembering shit about the night before. So yeah, that's fun.


    what

Page 1 of 24 12311 ... LastLast

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •