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[Turtlicious]

22:36 <+RMD> okay so
22:36 <+RMD> i went to the mall after lunch with lauren
22:36 <+RMD> and i went into hot topic thinking they might have some kind of doctor who stuff
22:37 <+RMD> so i waded through the wiz khalifa this and the dubstep that and the fucking meme shirts
22:37 <+RMD> so one fo the guys that works there comes up and asks me if there's anything he can help find
22:38 <+RMD> i tell him i'm looking for doctor who stuff and he points me towards the front of the store
22:38 <+RMD> and it's in this corner, past a whole bunch of my little pony shit
22:38 <+RMD> so i go past and i'm lookign through the doctor whos tuff
22:38 <+RMD> and allt he pony shit is made for men, by the way,l not one part of it is feminine cut or anything
22:38 <+RMD> and the guy comes back and asks if i'm finding everything okay
22:39 <+RMD> and i say yeah jsut to get him to fuck off because i need to get out of there and intot he mens room asap
22:39 <+RMD> and the guy says you know we've got all the new friendship is magic stuff
22:39 <+RMD> and i miheard him the first time so i look up and go wut
22:39 <+RMD> and he points to the brony stuff
22:40 <+RMD> and i said i'm nto a brony and i go back to the DW stuff
22:40 <+RMD> and he says oh come on man, don't you believe in love and friendship?
22:40 <+RMD> so i said no, i'm not a brony, i don't watch my little pony or any fo that
22:40 <+RMD> and he starts talking abotu the only peopel that don't are peopel that haven't tried it yet and he started to go on abotu something else
22:41 <+RMD> and i figured i'd just fart to get him out of there because i thought i had a big one on my rectum
22:41 <+RMD> so i do
22:41 <+RMD> and it's not all fart
22:41 <+RMD> and so i pushed too hard and i splattered in my shorts
22:41 <+RMD> and the guy's expression jsut shifted
22:41 <+RMD> and he goes
22:41 <+RMD> "dude did you jsut shit"
22:42 <+RMD> and i jsut glared at him
22:42 <+RMD> dude took off and called security
22:42 <+RMD> i told the security guys that eh was making unbecoming advances towards me
22:42 <+RMD> and he just goes THAT GUY TOOK A SHIT OVER THERE
22:43 <+RMD> anyways
22:43 <+RMD> i'm not supposed to go back to that mall for 30 days

[Bela]

BRB. Dying.

[Fulsom]

oh my god I died!

[Alphakoka]

XD

[TripMyHop]

lmao

[Hellis]

DAT TWIST

[Maktesh]

Yup. Just laughed out loud at work like an idiot. Only thing that would have made that better is if he had said that him talking about my little pony had forced him to shit uncontrollably.

[Christiefries]

"Nooo! Don't call security! Oh come on man, don't you believe in love and friendship?"

But seriously. Who thinks to just fart to get someone away? Usually the words "GO AWAY" work quite nicely.

[Hellis]

not if you are a guy saying, it does not.

[Herzinth]