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03-15-2013 #11
Herzinth

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But if the Life Lessons go away, Spam Talks Philosophy would be next on the chopping block.

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Spam Talks Philosophy 3rd Edition

Originally Posted by Azarthes

I WAS GOING TO COMPLIMENT YOU BUT THEN I MISTYPED AND I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REMEMBER WHAT I TYPED FOR THE LAST FIVE SECONDS WHAT

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I reiterate, I want a Herzi/KB/Jorick threeway.

Originally Posted by Butter

Herzi x Potted Cactus 5eva.

Originally Posted by Azarthes

Cactinth is now a thing.

Originally Posted by TP

You're all a bunch of idiots. And Herzi has awesome gifs.

Originally Posted by Asuras

Threadmon the television series.

Herzinth Ketchum is a young lad looking to become the greatest poster there ever was.

Originally Posted by Christiefries

I had a dream about so much purple. I was wearing purple. I was in a purple room. I had purple objects. I thought of you. I felt like I was taking over your life or something.

Originally Posted by Foxes

I like Herzinth.

Originally Posted by Elendra

You are awesome

Originally Posted by Bela

You're a beautiful person Herzi. We should talk more.

Originally Posted by Sherlock Holmes

Herz is my new favorite.

Originally Posted by Whetfeather

XD love you, Herz.

Originally Posted by Kangaroo

You show little faith in Herzi's seductive abilities.

She could get really drunk.

Originally Posted by Christiefries

I thought Herzi was a female when I first joined the Spamworld.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

People think Herzi's a woman?

...

...

...

...:D

Originally Posted by Jorick

People mistaking Herzi's gender amuses me greatly.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

I totally thought you were a girl too.

Originally Posted by Clirkus

You metaphorcally stab me in the heart, beautiful dame.

Originally Posted by Herzinth

You know I'm a guy, silly goose.

Originally Posted by Clirkus

I did not expect this.

Originally Posted by Clirkus

Uh huh. And to think I thought you were a really cute, kind of attractive in a weird way girl.

Originally Posted by Clirkus

You're a cross-setter then, like a cross-dresser but, with your set.

Originally Posted by Hellis

Also. I first thought you were a girl Herz XD.

Originally Posted by Foxes

"I think it's a woman. Wait, no..."

Originally Posted by Foster

Wait... Herz is a guy?

Originally Posted by Albino Toad

Herz, I thought you were a dude.

Originally Posted by Herzinth

I am.
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03-15-2013 #12
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Originally Posted by Slingshot

Fine! Suck dick for cash! See where it gets you in life!

With a bad case of mouth herpes and dried stuff on your face. Though you can't recall if it's the milk you drank with your cookies or something else.

Originally Posted by shelbermonstah

I'm extremely jealous and protective and as your wifey, I demand you let them know you are a taken wifey! -stern look of doom-

Originally Posted by Gryphon

I hate you so much I think I love you.

Originally Posted by Sole

You're my favorite lesbian, remember that.

Originally Posted by dman0649

Vslayer, marry me please.

Originally Posted by Siruya

Vslayer, I'll be your sled for the winter.

Originally Posted by Azarthes

I love Vslayer.

Originally Posted by Gin

I see, you truly work for Umbrella!!! <33

Originally Posted by Unibroue

I looooove you Vslayeeer <3 <3
Awesome RPer you are <3 <3

Originally Posted by BelaTalbot

I love you.

Originally Posted by Siruya

I vouch for Vslayer.

SHE IS EPIC.

Originally Posted by Lebuff

I love you vslayer.

Originally Posted by dman0649

V, you can tie me up and do whatever you want with me. :3

Originally Posted by Siruya

I wanna slap Vslayers tits.

With my face.

Originally Posted by Griever

8==========D ;;(o) <- vslayer

Originally Posted by scribbleking

It's obvious, that - when vslayer talks about her boobs, the conversation leads to the bible.

Infact, everytime she shows me her boobs i'm like "woah brain storm! how about we get ourselves up and down in some fine ass biblical references!?"

Originally Posted by Siruya

*touches Vslayer's hair*

*orgasms to death*

Originally Posted by Griever

I cover you in chili lime sauce

I walk over to you and unzip my pants
I ask you to fold them

I walk around the apartment in my boxers

Originally Posted by Bunnay

I fuckin' love you bitch.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Vslayer, did you sexually assault the interviewing... guy...

Originally Posted by MadMoxxi

Guys, and I mean guys as in boys/men, get this through your thick fucking, moronic, pecker-guided skulls. I will not cyber with you, I will never cyber with you. The closest I ever have, and ever will, come to cybering with anyone was with vslayer and that was in an RP and also because she's fucking awesome and fucking hot, and there's no way any of you assholes will ever measure up to that. So pull your dickheads out of your assholes and deal with the fact that Moxxi is not going to fuck you. Fuck!?

Originally Posted by Bela

it's not hard to get me with V ;D I'd go lesbian for her in seconds
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03-15-2013 #13
Bela

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Originally Posted by Slingshot

Fine! Suck dick for cash! See where it gets you in life!

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I'm sure quite a few of you have been confused by certain nicknames I have for people, so I've compiled a list of the people who I have nicknames for. If you're on this list you should probably be happy, because it means I've actually thought about you more than necessary. Or it means you did something stupid and I'm punishing you.

Ace -- Reginald
Azarthes -- Az/Me
Beatrix -- B
Brooklyn -- Brooks (I don't think she even ventures into spam anymore)
CommunistZed -- Zeddy
Darkdrago666 -- Dragomir
Foxes -- Foxy
Ghengismike -- Mikey
Grif of Hearts -- Griffin
Jaxi -- Jax
Jorick -- Ricky
Jster -- Jack
Kill Bones -- Kelso
KnightShade -- Vincent
Kyuki -- Ky
Love That Panda -- Pandabear/Crazy Lil Oreo
Ozymandias -- Oz
PrimezTime -- Optimus Primez
Rose Swan -- Rosie/Rosalie (when she's in trouble)
Ruby -- Tuesday
Scribz -- Scotty
Sole -- Ty
Sophistikit -- Sopy
Squee -- Squishy
Svenn -- Kid
TP -- Parry
Werecat -- Kitty

Originally Posted by Alkeni Synair

And more realistic. +10,000 Points to Bela.

I switch my alliegance to her!

Originally Posted by Auggie

Bela-
Cute and deadly.

Originally Posted by vslayer

Originally Posted by Azarthes

Bela, I want to be inside you.
I mean.
Bela I want you inside me?

Eh fuck it.

This.

Originally Posted by Cpt Toellner

Dude...Ive seen Bela do some crazy things, you would be jealous.

Originally Posted by Cpt Toellner

You. My Pants. Now.

Originally Posted by Dex

Dex is loling, Bela, you're awesome.

Originally Posted by dman0649

Originally Posted by Warrior in the shadows

Wow, everyone wants a piece of Bela... time for me to get in on this.

MINE! *rawrs, and tears you apart, molecule by molecule then rolls around in your blood*

Originally Posted by dman0649

Bela, I like the way you phrase things.

This is why I married you.

Originally Posted by dman0649

Bela never ceases to amaze me.

I could marry her again.

Originally Posted by Guru Gloin

Bela, I love you. Only a Blazing Saddles quote could have undone what happened here.

Originally Posted by Guru Gloin

I'm Oscar Schindler. You just made my list.

Originally Posted by MissSquee92

Don't threaten my Bela!

Originally Posted by omnijay

Bela, I <3 You.

Originally Posted by Rilla

Time for some 'black tips.'
Listen to Bela - She may be a psycho bitch and you may lose all respect for yourself - but it won't matter, you'll be entertained.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

Bela's one of my favorites now ;D I could tell it was pretty much inevitable, but her insanity rivals my own. We are the keepers of the "uh, yeah, too far" response

Originally Posted by Svenn

Rose, listen to Bela. So far every post that i see her make, makes sense and something good comes out of it. She probably has the most experience than most people here. I'm a guy so I don't know much, but ^ she makes sense.

Originally Posted by The Doctor

The Doctor is adding Bela to his list of favorite people.

Originally Posted by vslayer

I now love you, 15 000 times

Originally Posted by Warrior in the shadows

No wait, I nominate BelaTalbot.

Originally Posted by MissSquee92

Nothing against Bella, but...shit. She doesn't deserve it. She's too...amazing.

Originally Posted by Ace of Spades

Bela is too hot to be the spam whore, agreed.

Originally Posted by Woodfin

Bela, every post you make should be quoted by law.
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