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03-15-2013 #11
Mtntopview

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He he he, I'm so evil no one can stop me!!! Ok, I'm bored with this thread, bye!

"Yeah, yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should."
avatar made by Sherlock Holmes, for which I am, eternally grateful.

"Yeah, but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists." (Ian Malcolm)

"Ohhh. Great warrior. Mmm hmm hmm hmm ... Wars not make one great. " (Yoda)

"Why does everything I whip leave me?" (Homer J. Simpson)

"Me Slag say you full of beryllium baloney!"
"Me Grimlock say you full of cesium salami"
"Beryllium baloney!" (Slag and Grimlock arguing)

Originally Posted by Esper

Because of the tears that flowed down your face like a Mtn stream.
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03-15-2013 #12
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Originally Posted by Mtntopview

He he he, I'm so evil no one can stop me!!! Ok, I'm bored with this thread, bye!

JFC, kill it before it reproduces.

Originally Posted by shelbermonstah

I'm extremely jealous and protective and as your wifey, I demand you let them know you are a taken wifey! -stern look of doom-

Originally Posted by Gryphon

I hate you so much I think I love you.

Originally Posted by Sole

You're my favorite lesbian, remember that.

Originally Posted by dman0649

Vslayer, marry me please.

Originally Posted by Siruya

Vslayer, I'll be your sled for the winter.

Originally Posted by Azarthes

I love Vslayer.

Originally Posted by Gin

I see, you truly work for Umbrella!!! <33

Originally Posted by Unibroue

I looooove you Vslayeeer <3 <3
Awesome RPer you are <3 <3

Originally Posted by BelaTalbot

I love you.

Originally Posted by Siruya

I vouch for Vslayer.

SHE IS EPIC.

Originally Posted by Lebuff

I love you vslayer.

Originally Posted by dman0649

V, you can tie me up and do whatever you want with me. :3

Originally Posted by Siruya

I wanna slap Vslayers tits.

With my face.

Originally Posted by Griever

8==========D ;;(o) <- vslayer

Originally Posted by scribbleking

It's obvious, that - when vslayer talks about her boobs, the conversation leads to the bible.

Infact, everytime she shows me her boobs i'm like "woah brain storm! how about we get ourselves up and down in some fine ass biblical references!?"

Originally Posted by Siruya

*touches Vslayer's hair*

*orgasms to death*

Originally Posted by Griever

I cover you in chili lime sauce

I walk over to you and unzip my pants
I ask you to fold them

I walk around the apartment in my boxers

Originally Posted by Bunnay

I fuckin' love you bitch.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Vslayer, did you sexually assault the interviewing... guy...

Originally Posted by MadMoxxi

Guys, and I mean guys as in boys/men, get this through your thick fucking, moronic, pecker-guided skulls. I will not cyber with you, I will never cyber with you. The closest I ever have, and ever will, come to cybering with anyone was with vslayer and that was in an RP and also because she's fucking awesome and fucking hot, and there's no way any of you assholes will ever measure up to that. So pull your dickheads out of your assholes and deal with the fact that Moxxi is not going to fuck you. Fuck!?

Originally Posted by Bela

it's not hard to get me with V ;D I'd go lesbian for her in seconds
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03-15-2013 #13
Jorick

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Did you know we have a Writer of the Month contest? Come join it.
The WOTM #26 Theme Choice thread is up and voting is open through May 20th.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

I don't know why, but this fucking killed me. Maybe it's your utter determination to be an asshole, but wow, I lol'd.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

And now I can't stop laughing, Thanks Jorick. <3

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

You loveable asshole, you.

You are blunt, and to the point.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

If I had feels, they'd be all yours. :'D

Originally Posted by Myyt

Jorick: This guy is an evil genius. In the dry, in your face trufax sorta way. If you ever want the blunt truth, this is the guy to ask, which makes him amazing.

Originally Posted by Esper

Jorick is one of those people you shouldn't take seriously. He is rude for the sake of being rude much of the time. Outside of Spam that is not who he is, but here in Forum that is how he carries himself.

Why do I respect that? He doesn't give an apology for being himself or making ridiculous claims to deflect when people call him on it. Jorick is Jorick, a charismatic ass to the end.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Ladies, contain your orgasms for Jorick

I had dibs first.

Originally Posted by Rilla

Put it this way.

If me and Jorick meet docile or non-docile lifeforms... they'll bow.

Without a fight.

Why?

Because it's me and Jorick.

We'll use our combined charisma, wit, and generally dickish attitudes, to put them in their unwelcome places.

Vote Rilla/Jorick - Space Emperors... To Infinity... and Beyond.

Originally Posted by overwatch

When Jorick says something, It's like adding a 100,000 ton weight onto a side of a scale.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Jorick is like a monster truck shaped like a t-rex

He is elegantly designed, menacing, loud, a bunch of people love him for reasons I don't understand, and he makes no fucking sense when described by similes

Originally Posted by Azarthes

The both of you
Every single time
I make a mistake
and it's like
BLAM JORICK PUNCH INTO SOPHI KICK
EVERYTIME.

It's like Sophistimammoth but with less bashing and more sass.

Originally Posted by Walker of Darkness

You're an egotistical, sociopathic, insufferable jackass, but you stick to your convictions and in general show others respect until they prove to be nothing more than bumbling idiots. You've also shown a kinder side from time to time, but very rarely. Other than your blown out of proportion ego, I have no issues with you.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

Jorick, I find you to be really witty and fun. I'm also jealous of your writing ability. I get mad at you when you do stupid things that get you banned, but at the same time I don't think it is my place to tell you those things since we aren't good friends yet. You seem like the kind of person I would consider dating.

Originally Posted by Hank

Jorick is a monster. The way he perfectly knows how to emulate this depravity of a subculture with cold, unerring accuracy is just inhuman. Ted Bundy raped and killed women. Jorick's worse.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

I imagine Jorick as Khal Drago. His victim would either suffer, take it, and cry about it or learn to please him and become his Khaleesi.
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