Plot-Twist: Corvo Attono and Piero Joplin show up in a whale-oil powered car and steal the victory.
Followed by The Dark Brotherhood riding a Dragon.
Originally Posted by Jorick
They're more likely to fuck a walking carpet than anyone is to want a useless cunt like you. ;D
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
For the record, Drago is a pedophilic necrophile who somehow knows what both God's Josie and the Josie and the Josie and the Pussycatscatscats and my blood taste like. And he remembers his first beer.
Originally Posted by Grifspark
inb4darkdragoremembershisfirstbeer
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
dont be strangers to love.
know the rules and so will she.
think of commitments
she wouldnt get this from any other guy
tell her how your feeling
make her understand
Originally Posted by Sinrus
Never give her up
Never let her down
Never run around and desert her
Never make her cry
Never say goodbye
Never tell a lie and hurt her
Originally Posted by Rose Swan
Drago is a sociopath who remembers his first beer.
Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts
I would quite furiously bang Grif for days on end if I had the chance.
Oh, we're talking about avatars here, not the actually guild member himself. Nevermind.
Originally Posted by Griever
I think with you I'd so Salvia, because you seem to have creatitvity y flowing off you like liquid off a boat in the water so you drip creativity and I want some of that so also you seem not too active which is good for salvia because if youre someone that walks around a lot gently caress your chest hair your chest hair your chest hair you salvia isn't even for you so don't do it, it's actually a bit of a downer so yeah also we should RP sometime
Originally Posted by Rilla
Immortalize the following forever Drago;
"TheBlackMan approves of you now."
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
You're a filthy bastard, Drago.
Originally Posted by Turtlicious
I don't know Drago, you're a loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules. You don't even know where the rule book is. We can't control you no-one can. I don't want your badge. No seriously. Stop trying to give me your badge. People are staring Drago.
GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE!
Originally Posted by Jorick
Funnily enough, that makes Drago instantly a better strategist than the entire U.S. military. He actually has a plan for how to get the fuck out.
Originally Posted by Foxes
Lord Drago Alebane, Baron of the Lagervale, Knight-Captain of Remembering.
Pffft, Shadowmere is more than enough. No fucks are given by that horse.
I...did not think this through.
Obviously you did
Originally Posted by Jorick
They're more likely to fuck a walking carpet than anyone is to want a useless cunt like you. ;D
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
For the record, Drago is a pedophilic necrophile who somehow knows what both God's Josie and the Josie and the Josie and the Pussycatscatscats and my blood taste like. And he remembers his first beer.
Originally Posted by Grifspark
inb4darkdragoremembershisfirstbeer
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
dont be strangers to love.
know the rules and so will she.
think of commitments
she wouldnt get this from any other guy
tell her how your feeling
make her understand
Originally Posted by Sinrus
Never give her up
Never let her down
Never run around and desert her
Never make her cry
Never say goodbye
Never tell a lie and hurt her
Originally Posted by Rose Swan
Drago is a sociopath who remembers his first beer.
Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts
I would quite furiously bang Grif for days on end if I had the chance.
Oh, we're talking about avatars here, not the actually guild member himself. Nevermind.
Originally Posted by Griever
I think with you I'd so Salvia, because you seem to have creatitvity y flowing off you like liquid off a boat in the water so you drip creativity and I want some of that so also you seem not too active which is good for salvia because if youre someone that walks around a lot gently caress your chest hair your chest hair your chest hair you salvia isn't even for you so don't do it, it's actually a bit of a downer so yeah also we should RP sometime
Originally Posted by Rilla
Immortalize the following forever Drago;
"TheBlackMan approves of you now."
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
You're a filthy bastard, Drago.
Originally Posted by Turtlicious
I don't know Drago, you're a loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules. You don't even know where the rule book is. We can't control you no-one can. I don't want your badge. No seriously. Stop trying to give me your badge. People are staring Drago.
GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE!
Originally Posted by Jorick
Funnily enough, that makes Drago instantly a better strategist than the entire U.S. military. He actually has a plan for how to get the fuck out.
Originally Posted by Foxes
Lord Drago Alebane, Baron of the Lagervale, Knight-Captain of Remembering.
Haha amen to that! I really should do another playthrough of Skyrim.
Originally Posted by Jorick
They're more likely to fuck a walking carpet than anyone is to want a useless cunt like you. ;D
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
For the record, Drago is a pedophilic necrophile who somehow knows what both God's Josie and the Josie and the Josie and the Pussycatscatscats and my blood taste like. And he remembers his first beer.
Originally Posted by Grifspark
inb4darkdragoremembershisfirstbeer
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
dont be strangers to love.
know the rules and so will she.
think of commitments
she wouldnt get this from any other guy
tell her how your feeling
make her understand
Originally Posted by Sinrus
Never give her up
Never let her down
Never run around and desert her
Never make her cry
Never say goodbye
Never tell a lie and hurt her
Originally Posted by Rose Swan
Drago is a sociopath who remembers his first beer.
Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts
I would quite furiously bang Grif for days on end if I had the chance.
Oh, we're talking about avatars here, not the actually guild member himself. Nevermind.
Originally Posted by Griever
I think with you I'd so Salvia, because you seem to have creatitvity y flowing off you like liquid off a boat in the water so you drip creativity and I want some of that so also you seem not too active which is good for salvia because if youre someone that walks around a lot gently caress your chest hair your chest hair your chest hair you salvia isn't even for you so don't do it, it's actually a bit of a downer so yeah also we should RP sometime
Originally Posted by Rilla
Immortalize the following forever Drago;
"TheBlackMan approves of you now."
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
You're a filthy bastard, Drago.
Originally Posted by Turtlicious
I don't know Drago, you're a loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules. You don't even know where the rule book is. We can't control you no-one can. I don't want your badge. No seriously. Stop trying to give me your badge. People are staring Drago.
GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE!
Originally Posted by Jorick
Funnily enough, that makes Drago instantly a better strategist than the entire U.S. military. He actually has a plan for how to get the fuck out.
Originally Posted by Foxes
Lord Drago Alebane, Baron of the Lagervale, Knight-Captain of Remembering.
[10:27:54 PM] Sophi: Posting it in spam so they can shame me if I pull a Foxes and don't go anywhere with it
I guess that means she's incredibly thick-skinned or all that shame is hidden underneath her fat.
Originally Posted by Sinrus
You have eight fucking threads on the first page alone. Our server is held together by chewing gum and the collective prayers of the userbase, 75% of which is atheist. The server. Can not handle. Your bullshit.
Originally Posted by Sinrus
THE MODS ARE SACRIFICING US
THEY WISH TO SUMMON AN ELDER GOD
WHEN YOU GET BANNED ON RPG, YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE
Originally Posted by LunaLight
People in spam are like family. We poke fun, play games, and get on eachother's nerves because it is funny. But nobody is supposed to actually hate each other. Coming in on spam, it certainly looks like a hell hole, but it is just a crazy disfunctional family.
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
Alphakoka has been known to walk to any point in the universe. He has the power to become invisible. Alphakoka has an astounding mountain fortress carved from crystal, plus Alphakoka possesses the power to block explosive missiles and deflect them toward a single attacker. he fights with a cataclysmic trained zebra that also grants a phenomenal luck and he combats enemies with a wicked quarterstaff made from adamantium and he has a reputation for a marvelous constitution. Shamefully, Alphakoka is notorious for being tired
Originally Posted by Bela
You know, Toellner being Iron Man really puts a hamper on my Stark Fantasies. ;_;
Originally Posted by Simply_Deamon19
Originally Posted by Valeric
Lol, guru posted a novel.
No, he posted the entire fecking trilogy.
Originally Posted by Guru
Note that Rilla is INDEED stupid, just not /that/ stupid.
Originally Posted by Omega
<Omegakoka> Attempting to give a fuck: WIT+POL =3
<Omegakoka> !e 3
<VisibleQ> Omegakoka (3), 1, 5, 6, Successes : 0, Botch
Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠
Originally Posted by Turtlicious
Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠
I'm a little Tur-Tle, short and stout...
Grab me by the handle, and blow me by the spout.
When you tip me o-ver, I can't get up off of my back~
Be-cause my arms are stum-py, just like my shaft~
Originally Posted by Jorick regarding renaming a long thin tunnel called shaft
GUISE
Let's call it the...
Super Hot Anal Fun Tunnel
SHAFT for short.
Originally Posted by Elendra
[Excerpts taken from the Skype Group, slightly edited for the guild]
"Imagine hank wearing only a blue bikini and socks
He walks up to you, sits on your lap and grinds against you while stripping
Imagine him giggling a little when he tries to undo the bikini but can't get the knot untied at first
His fingers are shaking because he's both nervous and excited"
[10:27:54 PM] Sophi: Posting it in spam so they can shame me if I pull a Foxes and don't go anywhere with it
I guess that means she's incredibly thick-skinned or all that shame is hidden underneath her fat.
Originally Posted by Sinrus
You have eight fucking threads on the first page alone. Our server is held together by chewing gum and the collective prayers of the userbase, 75% of which is atheist. The server. Can not handle. Your bullshit.
Originally Posted by Sinrus
THE MODS ARE SACRIFICING US
THEY WISH TO SUMMON AN ELDER GOD
WHEN YOU GET BANNED ON RPG, YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE
Originally Posted by LunaLight
People in spam are like family. We poke fun, play games, and get on eachother's nerves because it is funny. But nobody is supposed to actually hate each other. Coming in on spam, it certainly looks like a hell hole, but it is just a crazy disfunctional family.
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
Alphakoka has been known to walk to any point in the universe. He has the power to become invisible. Alphakoka has an astounding mountain fortress carved from crystal, plus Alphakoka possesses the power to block explosive missiles and deflect them toward a single attacker. he fights with a cataclysmic trained zebra that also grants a phenomenal luck and he combats enemies with a wicked quarterstaff made from adamantium and he has a reputation for a marvelous constitution. Shamefully, Alphakoka is notorious for being tired
Originally Posted by Bela
You know, Toellner being Iron Man really puts a hamper on my Stark Fantasies. ;_;
Originally Posted by Simply_Deamon19
Originally Posted by Valeric
Lol, guru posted a novel.
No, he posted the entire fecking trilogy.
Originally Posted by Guru
Note that Rilla is INDEED stupid, just not /that/ stupid.
Originally Posted by Omega
<Omegakoka> Attempting to give a fuck: WIT+POL =3
<Omegakoka> !e 3
<VisibleQ> Omegakoka (3), 1, 5, 6, Successes : 0, Botch
Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠
Originally Posted by Turtlicious
Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠
I'm a little Tur-Tle, short and stout...
Grab me by the handle, and blow me by the spout.
When you tip me o-ver, I can't get up off of my back~
Be-cause my arms are stum-py, just like my shaft~
Originally Posted by Jorick regarding renaming a long thin tunnel called shaft
GUISE
Let's call it the...
Super Hot Anal Fun Tunnel
SHAFT for short.
Originally Posted by Elendra
[Excerpts taken from the Skype Group, slightly edited for the guild]
"Imagine hank wearing only a blue bikini and socks
He walks up to you, sits on your lap and grinds against you while stripping
Imagine him giggling a little when he tries to undo the bikini but can't get the knot untied at first
His fingers are shaking because he's both nervous and excited"