I heard the news. I heard the news and I couldn't believe it. This is the main reason vamps are feared, you know? Because there are little shits like that one who just have to go and ruin everything. We had a good thing going for us and they just went it and threw all the shit around. Pisses me off, is what it does. There is no reason for that. An honest mistake, I can get, but teenage humans are really hard to mistake for fully grown adults. Bone structure, body weight, these things aren't set in stone yet with teenagers, at least not as much as they are with adults.
Okay, enough angsting and passive-aggressive rebellion in bed. I have things to do besides mope at the stupidity of my race.
I roll over to the edge of the mattress and sling one leg over the side, then the other, and slowly shove myself up. I'm in a somewhat steady enough position to stand, so I plant my feet on the floor, my hands on the mattress, and shove, and...
Oh why, hello there floor, nice to meet you again. This is only the twelve thousandth time I've fallen out of bed, fancy seeing you here!
Wow, I'm a pretty suck creature of the night. It isn't even night yet, actually. I suppose the rebellion can wait a few more hours, what could happen?
I pull the duvets down from the bed and bunch a stray hoodie up under my head. If shit goes down while I'm asleep, I'm going to be pissed.