/Rant

[Catharyn]

However, I said no.

Wai?

[Foster]

Well, if the tourists ever get frisky, you can still yell rape and kick their balls out of their pockets.

Just remember to aim for the instep on the downstoke to club their foot, and push them over while that foot is pinned to the ground to finish the combo.

Then find someone to finish the smack-down.

If you're wearing cleats, feel free to peel some skin off their shins while you're at it.