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[Werternut]

Things go better with drunk Canadians.

[Clirkus]

WARNING: I had way too much fun with this.
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Where Clirkus meets Clirkus. (Well, all right.)
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Clirkus check your life, but not your freedom. (Not sure if advice or...)
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There's only one thing in the world I want and this is Clirkus. (Sorry, you'll have to share me. I have a fanbase, you know.)
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Clirkus the original. (I can use this.)
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Perfect start with Clirkus. (Just wait till I've have my coffee.)
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Clirkus makes you better. (Well, I like to make people laugh, and they say laughter is the best medicine...)
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Look at Clirkus to look your best. (Are you guys taking notes?)
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We do Clirkus right. (..........)
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Clirkus the totally different. (I approve.)
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Clirkus thats my style. (No, it's mine now.)
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Fit for Clirkus. (Whaaaa?)
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Clirkus made history. (Cool.)
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The Spirit of Clirkus. (*Insert spooky ghost comment here*)
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Keep going well, keep going Clirkus. (I shall try.)
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Master of Clirkus. (Now who might this be...?)
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Clirkus above all. (Oh, please, it's not about me...)
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You can count on Clirkus. (Sounds too political for my taste.)
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Attention please! Clirkus wanted! (Everybody wants Clirkus)
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Clirkus makes hot days cool. ( You bet.)
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Clirkus - Radiating elegancy and quality. (I think there are some here who would disagree...)
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Every bit a Clirkus. (You bet I am!)
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Clirkus so good you want it again. (...)
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Move on with Clirkus. (So, you're single again...)
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Clirkus is good for life. (I try.)
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Clirkus is your inspiration. (Whatever works.)
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It's not a secret when you have Clirkus. (Did that sound really sexual, or was it just me?)
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Clirkus goes under your skin. (I don't even-- what?)
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Keep in touch with Clirkus. (Sure, drop me a VM anytime!)
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It's Clirkus not bitter. (It's grammar not cleaver.)
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Style outside, Clirkus inside. (Oh yeah, baby! )
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Always ready, always Clirkus. (Gimme 5 more minutes.)
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Any time is Clirkus time. (Except when I'm sleeping, then it's sleeping time.)
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Clirkus is under control. (I'm so glad that an automated internet program has faith in me.)
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Clirkus bring you to lough. (What's a "lough"?)
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Clirkus it's time for perfection. (I'm flattered.)
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Clirkus put the World to sleep. (Remember what I said about sleeping time earlier?)

[SebasChan]

According to the built in dictionary in my iPad, a "lough" is a loch. Which means, I guess, that the statement means something like "Clirkus bring you to the beach" only to the loch instead. Because it's the UK? Maybe it's a Scottish program.

[Clirkus]

According to the built in dictionary in my iPad, a "lough" is a loch. Which means, I guess, that the statement means something like "Clirkus bring you to the beach" only to the loch instead. Because it's the UK? Maybe it's a Scottish program.

XD
I was thinking it was a misspelling of "laugh" but that works too.

[Vena Sera IV]

WARNING: I had way too much fun with this.
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Oh, I needed that laugh. Thank you kind sir!

[Clirkus]

Oh, I needed that laugh. Thank you kind sir!

*Bows* It was nothing, really. ;D

[Vena Sera IV]

Here we are folks, a list of my finest products!

- Everything tastes better with Unf!

- There's Unf! in every drop.

- Unf! Everything is under control.

- Unf! is your independent.

- Unf! is where your interest grows. (Yeah it is )

- Soft and silky as Unf!

- Let's talk about Unf!

- Unf! If you love Unf!

[AwsonRew]

There's Balls in every drop.

Amidoingitright?

[Vena Sera IV]

@ Sebas, Loch means lake in Scottish Gaellic, so the beach wouldn't be completely wrong.

[Clirkus]

@ Sebas, Loch means lake in Scottish Gaellic, so the beach wouldn't be completely wrong.

Well.............................................. .............. v.v