Unforgotten Realms: "The 26th and 1/2 Edition"

[Sora1297]

((OOC Link: http://roleplayerguild.com/showthrea...2-quot-Edition))

Phil sat at his basement table and sighed slightly. Suddenly, Marcus walked down the stairs. "Oh, hey Phil, what's up?" Phil looked at his friend with a slight grin and said "I'm trying to think of a new campaign for Unforgotten Realms."

Marcus raised an eyebrow and itched his face. "Uh, what the hell's Unforgotten Realms? Is that like, a board game with those dungeons and dragons and stuff?" Phil chuckled and said "Thats an accurate way of describing it. Would you like to join the campaign?"

"Well, seeing as how my video games are broken, the Internet is down, there aren't any LARP's going on, Comic-Con isn't in town, my power's out and I've read all the good books I own, yeah, sure why not?" Marcus said before he stopped dead in his tracks. "Wait, are we going to be playing alone? Doesn't that seem kind of... Gay?"

Phil gave Marcus a skeptical look and replied "No Mark, two men playing URealms in a basement alone is not gay." Marcus shook his head and whipped out his cellphone, rapidly typing in something. "What the hell are you doing?" Phil asked as he grabbed a Character Sheet from his desk. "Phil, I'm doing you a favour" Marcus replied as he held the phone to his ear. "Hey, Rose, you there? How've you been doing? Listen, I'm gonna add Lilly and Sarah to the call, I've got an opportunity for you guys" Marcus clicked a few more buttons and suddenly opened up a four way call.

"Hello ladies, how are you this fine day? Anyways, my friend's holding a campaign for some game called "Unforgotten Realms" and we're looking for some more players. It's one of those Fantasy RPG game things, but it seems interesting enough... No Sarah, it's not an MMO. Look, I'll forward you guys his house information so you can show up and decide on wether or not you want to join. Alright, catch you guys later." Marcus hung the phone up and texted the information to each girl.

Phil stood there, shocked and in awe. "Dude, I know each one of those girls personally. They're TOTALLY gonna show up and wanna get a piece of the RolePlay pie. Besides, you suck at talking to women, so let me do most of your talking for you." Phil's eyes lowered and he sighed. "Wow, just wow Mark... Alright,
Well the first thing you're going to need to do is pick a class".

"Okay, hmm... How about Bard? Those guys are usually pretty basic and flexible, right?" Marcus asked as Phil nodded his head. For the next ten minutes, Phil and Marcus created his character, "Mercanor Tiberius: Bard of Awesometon" suddenly, there was a knock on the door and Marcus ran upstairs. "I'll get it!! It's probably the girls or the pizza I ordered!!"

[MarsAdept]

Rose got off the phone and looked at the text location. She quickly looked up the address on her computer using google maps and sent a copy to Print. While the map and directions were printing, she quickly gathered her things and got cleaned up to look presentable. She thinks to herself and laughs, "At least this will not be an all boy game where I have to play the female cleric character wearing a leather bikini and having a pole as my weapon." She grabbed her bag and keys and runs out the door to her car. She drives her little car to a gas station then on to Marcus's place. She parallel parks in the street and exits the car with her bag, and several grocery bags. She carefully juggles her stuff as she comes up to the door. She Rings the doorbell and waits for a response.

[Assallya]

Sarah stood before her wardrobe and considered. Roleplaying. Hmmmm.... She didn't know this Unforgotten Realms thing but she needed the perfect costume for the roleplay. Pulling out one outfit after another and draping them against her body. For a long moment she considered the costume for her last character, a dark sorceress, complete with a really really big hat. She'd LARPed that character for a long while. Then she considered a rogue type, pulling out the vinyl faux-leather armour plates and holding them against herself. Finally she pulled a revealing long red semi-transparent dress that left her practically bare breasted. The guys would likely go nuts over that one. Adding appropriate jewellery, including a circlet for her forehead and a shawl she decided she looked sufficiently exotic.

Then she made her way over to Phil's house, driving about and only get lost twice before arriving a few minutes after Rose.

[Sora1297]

Marcus opened the door, holding a pizza box and smiled widely. "Welcome adventurers to the mythical land of Phil's House. You may address me as Mercanor from this day forwards. C'mon in, we're in the basement. You guys go ahead and make your characters, I'll chill up here and wait for Lilly." he glanced at Sarah raising an eyebrow slightly. "Um... Sarah, you realize that we're not actually heading out for the RP right? It's a board game, so we're gonna be acting as our characters instead of moving around... It's not LARP, but I appreciate the costume!! Great to see your boobs, I mean sense of fashion, any day!!"

In the basement, Phil carefully tugged at a bag of Dorietos, which popped open and sent cheesy nacho chips flying across the room. "Oh god damn it!!" he mumbled as he went to pick up the loose contents. When he raised his head again, he saw Sarah and Rose standing on his staircase. He nearly crapped his pants when he saw Sarah's revealing costume and chuckled nervously. "Um.. Hello there. I'm Phil, Mark's friend... I-I assume you two are here for the campaign.. U-uh, please take a seat... W-we'll begin making your characters almost immediately"

[MarsAdept]

Rose enters Phil's house and goes over to the table to set down her bags, "Hey, I bought 8 litters of soda. There is Sprite, Coke, Pepsi, Moutain Dew, There is Code Red Mountain dew, but it is mine. I got Dr Pepper and Root beer.Sorry I do not have any cups. I did not bring chips and after you, Mercanor, through chips across the room I guess i should have. I did bring candy." She looks at Sarah, "You make me feel bad for only wearing a skirt. I however have never LARPed so I commend your dedication to the nerdism that is roleplaying." Rose turns her attention to the board on the table and begins making a character, "Which class is good with range but not magic. hmm..." She rolls the stats for her character, "Sophia Mars... I like that name... I call Ranger."

[Klaine]

(Just to let you know..the IRL name is Dellaney, I switched it around. But no biggie)

Dellaney looked down at her phone as she saw the text address. Smiling to herself, she grabbed her notebook, dice, and a pen and shoved them all into her bag. She walked out to her car, climbed in, and drove down the road. She was excited for a this, not having played herself in quite awhile. She wondered who everyone would play, considering characters for herself. What hadn't she played in a while? As she pulled into the driveway, she settled her character in her head and got out of the car. Walking up the path, she knocked on the door. Once it was answered she walked inside, "What up? Heard there was a game going on in this place. I call the sweet female cleric that sits in the back of the group and makes smart remarks quietly to herself thinking no one else can hear," She said with a laugh and sat down at the table. She took out her notebook, rolled the dice and smiled, "A good set up I see, this should be interesting,"

[Sora1297]

After everyone had created their characters, Phil looked at the group seated in front of him and smiled slightly. "Alright everyone, now that we've for everything sorted out, here's the list of our Heroes: we currently have Mercanor the Bard, Sophia the Ranger, Lilly the Cleric, Lady Sera the Hoor... I mean, Lady Sera OF Hoor the Sorceress, and Elleros Malka the Wizard. Now then, our heroes find themselves..

"WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!!" Marcus called out, interrupting Phil. He grabbed Eleros's character sheet and held it up "Who the hell is this?"

"T-Thats me" Phil replied

"Wait, so your going to be playing the good guys AND the bad guys? That's weird dude.

No, I'm just playing a character because you guys don't really know the world and I think it's better to travel in groups. Besides, somebody needed to even the ratio to men and women here. Plus I don't trust you in a fantasy setting or real life with a group of three very attractive women."

"Fair enough, but I only have one issue with your character."

"What's wrong with my wizard?"

"Dude, he totally doesn't have a monocle. It's a well known fact, that all wizards, have monocles"

"What about Harry Potter? Or Gandalf? They don't have monocles"

"Yeah, but Harry Potter and Gandalf never played Unforgotten Realms. Anyways, lets continue on with your silly intro.." Marcus said, gesturing his hand back to the game.

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As I was saying, our heroes have left their respective hometowns in search of a magical artifact known as the Umpria Rod that can cure the King of Lerrona, who is dying due to a horrible disease. Our heroes have bumped into each other while travelling and decided to band together to search for the rod...

"I'm telling you, Eleros" Mercanor said as he walked down the dirt path towards the Plains of Erulla. "This chainmail really gets frustrating to wear after awhile. It's uncomfortable, heavy and it rises up a lot in the crotch too."

"Merc, that's disgusting. Come on, Awesometown is expecting us to save the King. Eleros said

"Remind me again, why did they send a Bard and a Wizard who doesn't even have a monocle to find an artifact that's supposed to save the King's life?" Mercanor asked, adjusting his lute that rested on his back

"Just shut up and keep walking, jerk-face." Eleros said, placing his staff on the ground as he walked, using it as a walking stick.

[Assallya]

Sarah raised one eyebrow in response to Marcus' referring to her breasts. For a moment she considered saying something but instead just let her gaze, full of some sort of intent, do the job. She let him worry about if or what she might do to him later and removed her sandals at the doorway.

Then it hit her what else he said. Roleplaying in something like Monopoly or Settlers of Catan? How odd.

Sarah didn't so much walk down the stairs so much as she floated. She descended, her bare feet alighting upon each step for only the briefest of moments as her crimson dress fluttered around her body. She moved regally across the basement and nodded acknowledgment of Phil's greeting.

"Greetings Phillip," she said as she curtseyed and tilted her head deferentially, "I am Sarah."

When Rose spoke to her Sarah smiled softly. The girl was indeed lovely. Certainly she was a bit plain in her choice of attire but then one didn't need all the accoutrements to properly portray a role. When one was in drama club one picked up any sort of object at hand and made of it a skull, a weapon, or anything that could be imagined.

"You look lovely." Sarah assured Rose as she carefully took her seat, sweeping the fabric from behind her buttocks before settling down at the table.

"What nifty looking tiny people!" she declared suddenly as she picked up one of the kobold miniatures and examined it, twisting and turning it in the light from overhead. "How adorable!"

[Klaine]

Dellaney watched the exchange between the two and and smiled wide, "Marcus in what world do wizards have monocles? " She shook her head, laughing lightly, "Okay so now that we are finally getting down to brass tax here..."

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Lilly dropped down from a tree, landing right between the two adventurers, " Merc I am offended, you totally forgot about me. The Bard, The Wizard, and The CLERIC! Sheesh," She said smiling wide. She then proceeded to roll her eyes and look up at the blue sky, "And you wonder why people call you jerk-face," She muttered jokingly.

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Dellaney smiled and looked up from the board, "This should be fun. Marcus, expect a lot of torment from my character, because it's coming,"

[MarsAdept]

Rose sat in the chair and pulls out a dragon plushy and sets it on her Character sheet as a paperweight. She laughs, "Obviously all wizards have monocles in these Unforgotten realms. It must be a symbol of status like harry's wand or Gandolf's ring. Anywho, down to game."

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Sophia wanders in the back of the group keeping a watchful eye on the surroundings with her bow on her back. She did not want to be caught in an ambush. She looks at Lilly and laughs, "what god do you worship that allows to insult people? Let the man forget about the people he asked to join them. I just want the money the king is offering for the rod. Let's hope we do not have to fight dragons for this rod."

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Rose smiles, "That is a start. Sorry it might take me a bit to figure out my character perfectly."