Make your own part of the cell block tango

[Turtlicious]

She had it coming
She had it coming
She only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
Well baby you would have done the same.

You see, there was this girl I knew.
her name was blue, lovely little girl.
So we start flirting, getting really cuddly like.
18 she tells, me, real mature. yeah she was mature alright
So we start to get to makin' the moves
gettin' vertical and what not.
That's when she tells me the truth.
She ain't 18, she's 16.
So I stuffed and mounted her.
And then I stuffed and mounted her after that.

She had it coming
She had it coming
She only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
Well baby you would have done the same.

[Samchester]

I'm not lazy, I just lack the motivation to do this.

So, yeah, don't use 'We'

Well why did you use "We'er" then ? You know something I dont ?

Well you should since you have been her for so much longer then me

[The Australian]

Well why did you use "We'er" then ? You know something I dont ?

Well you should since you have been her for so much longer then me

Wait, what?

Maybe it's me being sleep deprived and/or slightly drunk, but, that made no sense.

[Beatrix]

She had it coming
She had it coming
She only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
Well baby you would have done the same.

You see, there was this girl I knew.
her name was blue, lovely little girl.
So we start flirting, getting really cuddly like.
18 she tells, me, real mature. yeah she was mature alright
So we start to get to makin' the moves
gettin' vertical and what not.
That's when she tells me the truth.
She ain't 18, she's 16.
So I stuffed and mounted her.
And then I stuffed and mounted her after that.

She had it coming
She had it coming
She only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
Well baby you would have done the same.

You inspire me, Turt. I could see you dancing to it like the girls in the movie.

But the bolded parts... She's a he?

[Samchester]

Wait, what?

Maybe it's me being sleep deprived and/or slightly drunk, but, that made no sense.

I am known for making 0% sense

- - - Updated - - -

She had it coming
She had it coming
She only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
Well baby you would have done the same.

You see, there was this girl I knew.
her name was blue, lovely little girl.
So we start flirting, getting really cuddly like.
18 she tells, me, real mature. yeah she was mature alright
So we start to get to makin' the moves
gettin' vertical and what not.
That's when she tells me the truth.
She ain't 18, she's 16.
So I stuffed and mounted her.
And then I stuffed and mounted her after that.

She had it coming
She had it coming
She only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
Well baby you would have done the same.

Awesome

[The Australian]

I am known for making 0% sense

I can see that.

[Kilt Man Bagz]

He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
if you had been there
if you had seen it
well baby you would have done the same

So Junior year of College I met this guy named Freddy
nice guy, a creative writing major, we really hit it off
for years we were that hopeless romantic couple
He'd write me poetry, and short stories in-between working on novels
he called me his muse, isn't that sweet?
Well I come home one night to find him in bed with someone else
and let me tell you, they weren't sharing poetry
He does his best to spin some bull shit lie
about how he is trying to write a story about spurned lovers
and this was how he was getting inspiration for it.
so decided to his love story
into a murder Mystery

He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
if you had been there
if you had seen it
well baby you would have done the same