Reply With QuoteI wish I could get hammered. Maybe after my little shit goes to sleep for the night.
I found some lemons in the very back of the crisper and I have this amazing Lemon Rum, and I'm about to make the best pitcher of lemonade ever. Too bad my vodka is marshmallow flavored. I don't think that would go good with lemonade. Do you?
;__; I'm really sad though because my plans for tonight fell through so now I'm stuck here alone drinking because I'm not stupid enough to go out hammered by myself amongst all the other hammered possibly crazy people
oh well I have my lemonade now
I wish I could get hammered. Maybe after my little shit goes to sleep for the night.
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Right. St Patrick's day. I should go somewhere and have a few glasses of something, shouldn't I...
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I don't have nearly enough alcohol to get drunk but I guess I'll drink it anyway. Jealous of the lemonade doe
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I just found some hidden orange soda to go with my Marshmallow vodka. I'm so happy. I can have Dreamsicle while waiting for my lemonade to chill.
WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE.Originally Posted by Bela
Marshmallow Vodka? Russia has softened up I see, or is the product of America's tweenage pussies? Either way, ew.
I, however, will have some of that lemon Rum.
Oh trust me this vodka is nowhere near "light" It may have a slight flavor of marshmallows but it still is vodka.
One of vodka's strong suits is the fact that your mouth has to deal with the horrendously bland and simultaneously revolting taste, so you drink it faster in order to incapacitate your tongue's sensory abilities and you end up drunk and pleased with your tongue's numbness at the same time.
If it tastes like marshmellows...
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I said slight, and it only tastes good if you add it to orange soda.
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