I'll go for it.
Yo! I heardz people like Naruto, so I was wondering if anybody wanna join mah IC
"Where there is friendship there is life... with that life we can create a world." ~Pokémon Diamond
"Once I evolve I am going to kill all of you!" ~ Love Magikarp
(I have deciphered the above text by 98%, there is 2-3 words i can't identify)
turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering tentacleTherapist [TT]
TG: whats up
TT: I seem to have been deposited on Lolar(Land of Light and Rain)
TG: yeah so I heard
TG: kanaya tells me you think you know what happened
TG: wanna give me the scoop
TT: I believe Jade have literally went grimbark.
TT: She is turning against us and she has split us up, and she has decided to send us to our home planets.
TT: I believe she is functioning at the behest of the Condesce, through some form of coercion or mind control.
TT: This means she's attempting to finish our session for us while keeping us separated and neutralized. ((still trying to read it... i might have to go into the contents of the gif))
TT: But there appears to be a reason for the way she has divided and grouped us. She may still have a purpose for us.
TT: I think however John has managed to elude her. Have you heard from him?
TG: damn she wasn't kinding
TG: this is surreal
TT: Dave, I'm having trouble understanding you.
TG: Yeah i can't understand a word youre saying.