Would You Love Sophistikit?

[The Australian]

You think I'm annoying? The only time you ever talk to me is to remind me of an irrelevant, old, and unrelated subject. I try to get you to stop because it's stupid. I guess I'll just ignore it instead.

I find you annoying, or, used to rather, because of the way you acted when she was there.

And, this skirmish started as a joke, so, lighten up, Awson.

[AwsonRew]

I find you annoying, or, used to rather, because of the way you acted when she was there.

And, this skirmish started as a joke, so, lighten up, Awson.

-snip-

Cool.

EDIT: not even being passive aggressive. It's cool.

[Sophistikit]

I'd take her out to dinner in a fancy restaurant, entertain her for hours with conversation and my generally amusing personality, insist to pay the bill in full and never call her again.

Do you even know me
Do you even know yourself

[Clirkus]

Do you even know me
Do you even know yourself

Sophi. Sophi.

For realz.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Sophi? She's always all up in my biz and I'm like "Woah, I never said we were exclusive. I don't care if we're the same person or not. Space - I need it."

[TripMyHop]

I would get a genie to separate her and sherlock into two different people, turn them male, and have at it.

[Sole]

Tell me about your desire for her passionate embrace.

Its all the things I will destroy her

[Sophistikit]

Sophi. Sophi.

For realz.

unf

Sophi? She's always all up in my biz and I'm like "Woah, I never said we were exclusive. I don't care if we're the same person or not. Space - I need it."

Sounds like me fo sho. Do you want to break up?

[Sherlock Holmes]

Sounds like me fo sho. Do you want to break up?

No, because I'm selfish and I want to string you along for a while, until I get bored with you. But that will never happen.

[Sole]

unf

Sounds like me fo sho. Do you want to break up?

ayo bitch i can cook all the things

ill fucking destroy you too