Thor the god of thunder will kick your ass.
Quick note of events that gave me this lesson.
America general ask me to kill a dude trying to summon Satan.
I kill the dude.
Come back America General Turns into Thor says "You did a good job for God, do you want to join us?"
I was Like fuck no Thor you asshole.
I get my ass handed to me.
Games like Company of Heroes and the Total War series have taught me to have a blatant disregard for men's lives if it means victory.
Jag har beslutat att aldrig starta ett orättvist krig, och aldrig avsluta ett rättvist krig utan att besegra mina fiender.
I read this as "Video games have taught me to be a good lesbian."
And I got really confused.
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Proof that I am the AntiChrist
Genesis [OOC & Sign-Ups] -- Accepting
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I BEAT THOR!
With the help of a harpy like monster, a sword women, a character I named squee, and A unicorn.
Btw thor was a sore loser and lunched a nuke at me after he lost.
Squee then saved me and my demons, but died.