well, shit.

[Valcherion]

Let me hold your hair.

I don't have any.

Stay away from me before I bite your hands off.

[Vena Sera IV]

:3 I always wanted a puppy!
Here's a puppy-sized elephant.

Let me hold your hair.

Oh you genius. I shall not only give you a puppy, but all the essentials in raising said puppy. Heck, make it two puppies.

I'll help you replenish fluids, anyone can hold hair

[Clirkus]

lol I spent the day in bed drinking ginger ale and watching Lost.

This explains a lot about you.

[Herzinth]

O.o

Well...

1) If it was brief... As in it spiked to that temperature then dropped back below 105/104... Then brain damage would have been avoided
2) The thermometer could have been faulty, I guess...?
3) Ginger ale really wasn't the best fluid you could have consumed, but definitely not the worst. Ginger has a lot of medicinal properties. So kudos for not drinking... I dunno. Coffee. Its acidity and caffeine content probably would have done more harm than good.
4) JESUS CHRIST, WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?

1) No, it lasted for a few hours
2) Probably not, it reads normal healthy temperatures of 98-99 consistently.
3) I've yet to find a cup of coffee that I've enjoyed
4) I WAS HALLUCINATING. IT WAS FANTASTIC.

[SebasChan]

1) No, it lasted for a few hours
2) Probably not, it reads normal healthy temperatures of 98-99 consistently.
3) I've yet to find a cup of coffee that I've enjoyed
4) I WAS HALLUCINATING. IT WAS FANTASTIC.

... Lovely.