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    Seven reasons why I don't love any of you.

    Why?

    1) I don't know how you look. (Except I think smiral, and I saw paladin shirtless...)

    2) I don't know you well.

    3) You are all too old for me.

    4) I'm straight

    5) I have problems with any contact past a fistbump or hug.

    6) I fail hard at relationships, and some of you so too.

    7) One would require a paper bag to fuck me, if at all.


    That is all. I just felt like stating that anything beyond friendship is just you stalking me. Because I'd cut you before anything else.


    Time for the mockery. *unlocks the gate*

    Yo, I'ma be gone for a bit. School is ending soon, so, I'll be free for the summer. In the meantime, I may or may not get online. If I find myself on more often, I'll erase the stuff in my sig. Anyway, just so you know, I'll be gone 2 weeks+

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    So you're saying you want to have intimate relationships with each and every one of us?





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    Quote Originally Posted by overwatch View Post
    Why?

    1) I don't know how you look. (Except I think smiral, and I saw paladin shirtless...)
    You poor thing.

    Wat

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    Sig this now dammit, i dont come up with witty shit very often


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    Quote Originally Posted by LightAlysCity View Post
    So you're saying you want to have intimate relationships with each and every one of us?
    No, I'm saying I want to cut anyone who tries to get that far. Then watch them bleed and change how they think of me.

    Yo, I'ma be gone for a bit. School is ending soon, so, I'll be free for the summer. In the meantime, I may or may not get online. If I find myself on more often, I'll erase the stuff in my sig. Anyway, just so you know, I'll be gone 2 weeks+

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    Quote Originally Posted by overwatch View Post
    That is all. I just felt like stating that anything beyond friendship is just you stalking me. Because I'd cut you before anything else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TripMyHop View Post
    I can't see photobucket stuff. :/

    Yo, I'ma be gone for a bit. School is ending soon, so, I'll be free for the summer. In the meantime, I may or may not get online. If I find myself on more often, I'll erase the stuff in my sig. Anyway, just so you know, I'll be gone 2 weeks+

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    Quote Originally Posted by TripMyHop View Post


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    Quote Originally Posted by overwatch View Post
    No, I'm saying I want to cut anyone who tries to get that far. Then watch them bleed and change how they think of me.
    Ok, so you just want to have casual sex with each and every one of us?





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    You love me though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scribz View Post
    You poor thing.
    Not really, he seems like a person that would be cool to hang with. Not from the perspective of me being able to put chips and dip in his chest though.

    Yo, I'ma be gone for a bit. School is ending soon, so, I'll be free for the summer. In the meantime, I may or may not get online. If I find myself on more often, I'll erase the stuff in my sig. Anyway, just so you know, I'll be gone 2 weeks+

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