lolcanada

[Herzinth]

Wait... Dwindling syrup?

Our syrup is fine.

The imminent worldwide bacon shortage, though. . .

[Vena Sera IV]

Honestly I'm okay with bacon, syrup is practically my main staple <3 That and any variation of hot sauce.

[AwsonRew]

I heard about some guy somewhere trying to break out of prison with a helicopter the other day. Of course, that might be the joke...

Every time someone's gotten butthurt with me, it's because I made a joke about something and they didn't realize I wasn't being serious.

It's happened like 3 times this past week.

Why don't you just come out and say it was me, you bitch. Fuck. Ouch.

Now you can't say "every time."



EDIT: You all needed to hear both of these things

[Holmishire]

I'm not certain whether or not this is what Sophistikit and Herzinth meant, but by being Americans, Americans have the general opinion that Canada is "different" and things happen there that don't happen "close to home". The same is true of Canadians speaking of Americans. It's also worth noting that in both cases, the news will be predominantly showing anything in its respective country, and only tremendously over-the-top or interesting stories will pass over the border, leading each population to have a hyperbolistic perception of the other.

[Trooper]

I am a Canadian who never consumes syrup. There is a juice made from prune. Prune nectar is good.

[Antarctic Termite]

Would this happen anywhere else?

-was gonna say something-
-didn't turn out as witty as intended-

[Hellis]

It has allready happened in sweden. Wich is funny, becouse prisons are the one place you find armed people able to attack a helicopter if need be.

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Not all Americans are idiots.
Just most of them.
Give the few of us with some sense a little bit of credit, eh?

You stated that the earth was 6000 years old. You are not one to talk.

[Vena Sera IV]

It has allready happened in sweden. Wich is funny, becouse prisons are the one place you find armed people able to attack a helicopter if need be.

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You stated that the earth was 6000 years old. You are not one to talk.

Everyone makes mistakes good sir I think Clirkus is plenty intelligent. Now my sister... Well, she thought until recently we lived INISIDE the earth... She's 18.