GoT (you don't wanna know...)

[Genkai]

So a place to put our crazy ideas regarding GoT and other fandoms or whatever.

Redneck Petyr and canon Petyr...I think canon Petyr would probably kind of like his alter ego, in some kind of terrified manner.

It's also possible everyone in the Stark family mimics the Weasleys but instead of Ned and Cat staying home while their wizards kids go to Hogwarts School of Dragons and Magic, they also happen to work there, embarrassing their children and butting heads with the Lannisters who are a pureblood family of wizards who also own half the school like the Starks.

[MelodicMoose]

God forbid if they ended up plotting with one another, I don't think any of the characters would stand a chance at winning the Iron Throne. It'd all be cheap beer and illegal relationships (seeing as he does have a tendency to lean towards the creepy).

I'm sure Joffrey would take great delight in addressing other students as 'mud bloods', and Cersei would probably encourage him. Jaime and Ned would definitely keep butting heads, especially seeing as the Lannisters would probably be responsible for Robb constantly landing himself in trouble (they could integrate time out into the Hogwarts disciplinary system). Petyr would definitely fill the role of the unnerving professor, and the only Stark that Tywin Lannister would remotely like would be Arya...

[Genkai]

On a side note, Jaqen would make a good Fred and George combined I think.

Anyway...

I do assume they would plot against one another, so many goblets of wine, trolls in the dungeon and some epic battle for the House Cup.

Oh Robb, he has a poor rain cloud following him. What if Jon was a squib or something? Or some kind of Werewolf? I'd see the Lannisters having their own as head of slytherin and ravenclaw while Stark gets hufflepuff and gryffindor. Though maybe the Lannisters would better enjoy gryffindor and slytherin (since they end up being type cast against each as good v evil) and Starks got ravenclaw and hufflepuff...Joffery would be come wizard prodigy and Jame and Cersei would likely be head of their Houses. (and sneak off to have wild night sex in the astronomy tower) As would Ned and Cat. (er...being head of houses but nothing's stopping them from having fun too) Then Tywin would be headmaster and maybe Cat would act as Headmistree to even things out. Then Cat could baby her children as they eat breakfast and Arya would have to defend herself against silly Joffery's taunts, they'd get detention in the forest together and probably end up dealing with creepy Petyr as their professor for the night who just wants to spy on Jamie and Cersei.

[MelodicMoose]

Oh, Hogwarts.

I can definitely see Ned as head of Hufflepuff and Cat as head of Ravenclaw, Tyrion could definitely take Gryffindor and it would naturally fall on Cersei to look out for Slytherin (that way she can make sure that Joff's on the right track). Not that she's in a position to be judging what constitutes being on the right track given she and Jaime are so busy engaging in frantic astronomy tower sex. Let's hope that Bran steers clear of them. Theon could definitely take on Ron status if Robb takes on Harry status, though I think his sister would sooner kill Robb than get involved with him. Heh. I can definitely see Sansa sneakily trying to follow Tyrion around, only to discover that he knows that she's been spying on him the entire time. And Cersei and Petyr would constantly be clashing, as would Cersei and Cat...or just Cersei and everyone.

[Genkai]

I'd pay to see this.

Oh yes, Ned with Hufflepuff and Cat with Ravenclaw, Cersei with Slytherin and Tyrion with Gryffindor. Oh Bran, he's probably gonna be a cripple again and this time be pushed off of an even bigger tower, I didn't think connect that! Sansa and Arya would be in Gryffindor, or maybe Sansa would be in Hufflepuff and therefore she follows Head of Gryffindor around, it draws more attention to them. Cersei wouldn't have many friends, Petyr might end up being the loner as well, which is why they work together. I think Petyr and Jamie might clash too. If Rickon ended up in Slytherin, Cersei would surely make sure he was miserable. Though if Cersei's daughter was in Hufflepuff, Ned would have to be fair. Danys would act as the nurse of Hogwarts or as the Divinations Professor. Or maybe she'd be co-Headmistress with Tywin...

[MelodicMoose]

And punish people with dragons xD

Drogo could be the head of that Russian school in the fourth novel, and they could have a fling during the Tri Wizard Tournament. I think Sansa would be more suited to Hufflepuff, but Arya is definitely Gryffindoor material. Poor Jon would probably end up being deemed unfit for any of the houses. Tywin would probably get sick of Cersei's constant plotting, especially seeing as he has a soft spot for Arya, even though she thinks that she's being rather clever. Poor Bran, hopefully someone starts looking out for him. Stannis would most likely be the really strict teacher who no one likes, and Renly would be the really lax one who isn't really bothered whether his students are paying attention or not.

[Genkai]

Everyone would be on their best behavior!

Ohhh that would be juicy! It's possible the Night's Watch is some kind of third school that comes in since all girls...well I know what that leads to. I'm looking at you, Petyr. Jon would probably be turned away by the Sorting Hat. Jon would become Neville or something. Or Groundskeeper or Custodian. Yeah, I did say Sansa would be in Hufflepuff. She's more nice than smart, sadly. Syrio and Jaqen and Brienne would have to be put in the play as well. Arya is the daughter Tywin always wanted...instead his just sleeps with his sons. Not cool. Bran and Jon can go cry and in the dungeons together. Stannis would be a feared professor, I think Renly would be the easy one people enjoy. I'd see Syrio as the fun loving person and Jaqen some kind of sub, or so mysterious that no one knows what he even teachers.

[MelodicMoose]

He just shows up occasionally and no one dares to question him xD

Petyr would just be delegated the role of 'creepy teacher who can't decide whether he has a thing for the head of Ravenclaw of the head of Slytherin'. Maybe he could seek solace with Dany and her dragons, I'm sure she'd be kind enough to reassure him, though I wouldn't want to mess with her either. Brienne would either be in Hufflepuff or be one of the staff members, probably the only one who can keep Jaime in line. I can imagine her giving him a whack around the head everytime he made a smartass comment. Tywin would probably approve considering all three of his children were disappointments in one way or another. Jon would fit into Neville's place perfectly, though he'd probably be a but better with a sword. Joff would probably be stupid enough to keep tormenting him as well, not that the other Stark kids would put up with it.

[Genkai]

Jaqen is secretly the Minister of Magic...

I think Dany wouldn't let Petyr anywhere near her. Somehow I might end up feeling bad for Petyr...Brienne would have to speak up for any poor Starks who are in the Lannister's houses. I wish Tywin would be better to Tyrion but hey...father-son relationships...I'd say Jon would secretly pal around with Robb even though Cat disapproves and says only trouble will follow them. Joffery would probably need some kind of tutoring at some point since none of the Ravenclaws would be convinced to do his homework for him. Arya might help him if he promised to leave her family alone. I can see the kids making Pollyjuice Potion to pretend to be the adults and have some fun.

A Youtube vid of GoT and how some of its scenes should have gone. If you ask me, I was waiting for Ned to use the sword to cut off his chains and begin to kick everyone's ass.

[MelodicMoose]

Heh, I was kind of expecting that too. Poor Joff, no one seems to like him apart from Cersei, and even she gets frustrated with him.

Perhaps he and Petyr could have heart to hearts about the fact that neither of them are very well liked, those I suppose Joffrey has Arya and their banter to keep him going. Petyr would just be constantly shunned by Cat and picked on by Cersei. Maybe he should stop going for women whose names begin with the letter C, it doesn't seem to be working too well for him. Sansa might be silly enough to offer Joffrey tutoring at first, before she realizes that she can't stand him and develops a childish crush on Tyrion instead. I can imagine Brienne would be ready to step forward and lop off the head of anyone silly enough to majorly offense any of the Stark kids, especially Robb. And she'd only really get flustered when she was in one of Renly's classes. And Ned and Cat could keep constant tabs on their children, despairing when Arya befriends Joffrey and when Sansa starts following around the Head of Gryffindor. Unless their mischievous sides came out and they decided to play matchmaker for the heck of it.